Thread 24827920

Best books to become a Taoist? None of that faggot hippie shit. I want to summon gods and do magic

Why don't you summon the ability to do your own research you retarded fag?

>piss eggs
hohoho, he knows his chinks

>>24827927
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg
>Virgin boy eggs are a traditional dish of Dongyang, Zhejiang, China in which eggs are boiled in the urine of young boys, preferably under the age of ten.

>>24827928
one of my favorite things to reference besides the guangxi massacres, specifically the schoolkids eating their teacher

>>24827920 (OP)
I guess the Zhuangzi is the closest you're gonna get

>>24827928
Yeah but the Japanese are weird because of anime or something

>>24828056
That's just a testament to how gay anime really is

stop spamming chink threads

>>24827920 (OP)
idk maybe check out benebel wen (tho she seems to mix it with wicca or new age type shit)

>>24827948
Yup, probably this. Only a small fraction of the Taoist canon got translated. Your only chance to master taoist practices is to learn ancient Chinese. Bonus points if you can also find a teacher or join a temple, they will instruct you on the most esoteric aspects.

>>24827920 (OP)
>>>/x/