Thread 24847622

>ermm anon why don't you have a single female author in your book case?
>but you have all the Pynchons? Seriously??? Are you literally an incel or something?

I don't read any of these anymore. Let's look at my terrarium instead. Sometimes the ants align into special messages that tell me what to do

>>24847622 (OP)
Too many women threads.

I’m collecting evidence against the patriarchy

>>24847622 (OP)
I do have one though. Haven't read it yet.

>>24847622 (OP)
Shawty bout to find out that Incels can lay pipe too

>>24847641
the fact >>24821806 is allowed to stay befuddles me. it literally has nothing to do with literature but I make a thread about book recommendations to convert introverts into extroverts and get banned for 3 days.

>>24847622 (OP)
As a queer studies major I can say all these male authors were trans femmes and history doesn't want us to know, so we fucking now or what?

>>24847622 (OP)
>why don't you have a single female author in your book case?
But I do.

>>24847772
Anon, that's a man.

>>24847622 (OP)
this bitch wouldn't be in my room in the first place

>>24847622 (OP)
I have many books by female authors and I'd like to throatfuck this girl in OP

>>24847796
My ex looked like this and was giving me a bj in an elevator at her apartment (her mom was home) and it turned into a throat fuck because I got impatient even though she was doing a great job with her mouth and eyes. She loved it though and kept sucking after I finished

>>24847772
The only one that matters.

>>24847667
Kek

>>24847622 (OP)
>No but I am a faggot

>>24847918
Liberal, please.

I have a Sally Rooney book I'm safe.

>>24847622 (OP)
I have The Tale of Genji, leave me alone

>>24847908
fat feminist cat ladies will deny it but women love getting fucked in the mouth. i wouldn't have believe it until a chick squirted all over my floor when i rammed the back of her throat. thank god i don't have carpet.

>>24848093
>cis white female
literally nazi

>>24848124
>a chick squirted all over my floor when i rammed the back of her throat
Well that must have been awkward

>>24848192
She does hate Jews. You may be right.

>>24848299
and she's rich

>>24848299
Oh is she pro-Palestine?

>>24848310
Yeah all her proceeds from her TV show adaptations are going to Palastine Action which means shes donating to a terrorist organization in the eyes of the UK so she will be arrested if she enters the UK. Kinda punk rock on her part not gonna lie.

>>24848310
Zionists aren't all jewish and most jews are not zionists

>>24848295
not rly she wiped it up and we carried on

>>24848319
90% of jews are zionist

>>24847622 (OP)
>literally
Does she mean that in the literal sense, or in the literature sense?

>>24848331
Kek

>>24848331
like literally literally?
or like literally literary?

why do right wingers love inventing people to be mad about

>>24848341
Ugh I know right? Only the other side does this!

>>24847622 (OP)
I actually have quite a few.
Frankenstein, Oryx and Crake, The Handmaid's tale, all 7 Harry potter books, Little Women, Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion,etc.
Most are books I read in middle and high school, but I still have them regardless.

I have Arendt, Beauvoir, Lispector, O'Connor, Murdoch, Shelley, Brookner and McCullers. So there you weird hair fuckface.

>>24847622 (OP)
I should double check but if I remember correctly I have exactly two female authors on my shelves, Yourcenar and George Elliot.
And I don't have any Pynchon.

>>24847622 (OP)
I have Ayn Rand thoughbeit.

>>24847622 (OP)
I have To Kill a Mockingbird

>>24847622 (OP)
>rapes her
>ooga booga where da white wimmin at I'm a stupid nigger!

>>24848093
I have tons of books by female historians anyways

>>24847622 (OP)
I have plenty of female authors in my manga collection

>>24847622 (OP)
>nosering

>>24847622 (OP)
suggesting that someone read female authors on the sole basis that women are not present in their bookshelf is rather objectifying, no?

>>24847622 (OP)
I care more what a field mouse thinks about anything than this stupid ass bitch

>>24847622 (OP)
Andre Norton is a woman, get wrecked, ho.

>>24847737
:(

>>24847737
What was the ban reason

>>24848329
Oh, no.
Visiting or staying, going to school in Israel (in years past) does not make one a zionist.
Getting circumcised because your parents let some idiot doctor do it doesn't make you a zionist either, though it has been a zionist plot the whole time. Christian zionists are a kick in the head, aren't they?

>>24848610
it was deemed off-topic and moved to /adv/

If you look closely you'll see that my bookshelf contains all the great female authors

>>24847639
Based. Post ants

>>24848809
one shelf for the art hoes, one shelf for my /lit/ niggas

>>24848731
What a gay ass mod

>>24848329
Source: my ass

>>24847622 (OP)
Don't my Flannery O'Connor, Hildegard of Bingen, and Theresa of Avila books count anonette? Oh why look here's a modern one, Tampa. What a novel that was.

>>24848809
Kek

>>24847737
It's because this website is probably owned and run by fucking kikes. Let's see if I get banned and the post removed ay? Frankly I hope so this place is cancer.

>>24847772
>that rape scene
kek

>>24848355
Forgot to add that I'm also a bottom, but not sure if that's relevant

>>24847639
do you keep creatures other than ants

>>24847667
Kek x2 anon u made me giggle want to fuck?

(i literally look like the girl in the picture just have a penis)

You should honestly have Shirley Jackson on your bookshelf.

First of all, I'm volcel, so please leave me alone.
Second, I got The Tale of Genji and To the Lighthouse.

>>24849809
erm ackshully im a virgin and will be celibate my whole life monkmaxxing.

>>24847622 (OP)
But I currently have:
Flannery O'Connor
Shirley Jackson
Eudora Welty
Carson McCullers
Ottessa Moshfegh
Ursula K. Leguin
Mary Shelley
Jane Austen
Emily Brontë
Fernand Melchor
And a bunch of other non-anglo women writers you've never heard of.

>>24850401
Performative reader final boss.

>>24850168
Liv?

>>24847622 (OP)
No, becky, I am a homosexual, and since you lied to me about having a giant girlcock, I would appreciate it if you left my apartment.

>>24848319
Most Jews in America are according to every survey. They have the same rates of Zionism as American Christians

>>24847622 (OP)
I have several books by women authors, and I have never read Pynchon and I'm proud of it.

Only femoid author I ever liked was Evelyn Waugh. All the rest were pure fucking cancer.

It's weird how when I'm not in a good relationship I assume that what I want from women is low-commitment sex, not even sex necessarily but physical access to the bodies of attractive women, but then when I'm in a good relationship (very rare) I simultaneously realize a) that sex is infinitely better if you have a genuine connection with the person, because physicality and even beauty are secondary, and b) that I weirdly miss the "naive" horny state, because feeling actual feelings (gay shit like "love") require responsibility.

There's something simpler about those long stints between serious-and-good relationships, where all you're doing is hooking up and leaving vaguely dissatisfied, or simply jerking off to porn / seeing the occasional attractive woman on 4chan and thinking "what a hot bob and vagene." You are lacking access to the thing you want, true, but you are also existing in a state where the absent thing you want at least makes perfect sense. The illusion is stable.

When you actually have the thing it becomes real. Suddenly your damaged retarded scarred soul has this tremendous responsibility to wake up from its 400-year coma and try to be "nice" and "good."

>>24850590
Why would you be proud of having never read Pynchon? Or anything for that matter. I am proud of my ignorance! Why yes, I do still have opinions on the things I have not read. Of course.

>>24850401
>Worst Bronte

>>24850590
based

i've read Rowling, Potter, Blyton. i could go on.

the only "book" I "own" written by a female is frankenstien.

>>24847622 (OP)
I have a copy of Marguerite Young's Miss Macintosh, My Darling in my closet, does that count?

>>24851093
1. Harry Potter is male.
2. He's a fictional character.
3. He never wrote a book.

Anon, are you retarded?

>>24851891
i meant the author.

>>24848329
It depends on your definition of Zionism. If you mean "Jews have a right so some form of independent state", the vast majority of Jews are definitely Zionist. If you mean "Israel should continue to exist as a nation-state", then yes, a large majority of Jews are still Zionist, even if there are some on the left and in Orthodox Judaism that disagree. If you mean "Israel has the right to 'reclaim' all of Palestine", then no, I'd say it's difficult to say that such a large majority of Jews are Zionist, especially if you account for the Jewish left in Israel and America. The whole problem with the debate over Zionism is that people use the same term to mean vastly different things: most Jews refer to the first and second definitions while most leftists refer to the third definition.

>>24847622 (OP)
Get out of my house you kike mutt bitch.

>>24852704
huh?

>>24850584
Depends on what "American Christians" you're referring to

>>24850168
post body pic

>>24852768
What are you, fat-phobic?

>>24850584
Now imagine what those surveys would look like if non-Zinonists ran a new survey. And another one after you tell them what's been going on since at least the Truman administration.

>>24852716
cope chuddie

>>24852979
I have dated a very anti Zionist Jew. I have also looked into synagogues/temples and Jewish advocacy groups and they are overwhelmingly majority Zionist in affiliation

>>24854423
Some synagogues get money from them (US tax dollars, CIA drug cartel funds) but not all of them can be bought off.

>>24847622 (OP)
Look closer, harlot. There's Woolf's Mrs. Dalloway.

>>24852704
I don't see how Jewish people are somehow entitled to a state. Most ethnic groups do not have their own state. There is no inherent human right to statehood.

But I do read female authors.

Impossible. I would never have a woman at my house.

>>24847622 (OP)
>ermm anon why don't you have a single female author in your book case?
Because we have no authors period in our book case, since we have no bookcase. Me and my wife (female) are above paying money for characters printed on recycled paper.

>but you have all the Pynchons?
We don't, please leave now.

>>24852704
>The whole problem with the debate over Zionism is that people use the same term to mean vastly different things
Anon that's true for debates over fucking anything ever, yet most other debates did not lead to a century of warfare in the Middle East somehow.

>>24848868
Based

>>24847622 (OP)
I mean.... it is not anyones fault that female authors write mostly childrens books. I used to own the whole Harry Potter series in multiple languages, still do considering that it is at my parents....
Anyhow Ayan Rand isn't particularly good, I guess that Atlas Shrugged it was an OK read, but I respect myself too much to own a physical copy of that book. Mary Shelly is mostly known for Frankenstein which barely counts as a book a non artfag would read.

I promise that I do not think that women make for bad authors, but it is just that they did not contribute that much to generic literature. Perhaps women should do a better job at writing and spreading the word about thir respective writings. Nowadays as a female author in the first world you can access tens of programs and grants. There are no more excuses.

>>24847622 (OP)
>Are you literally an incel or something?
Hehehe YES *stuffs chloroform soaked rag in her mouth*

>>24847622 (OP)
I'm sorry I don't read smut