Thread 24855495

What is your opinion on the work of jk Rowling?

>>24855495 (OP)
Zoophobic bitch

>>24855495 (OP)
A world in which you can turn yourelf into any animal you want, but never into a woman.

>>24855495 (OP)
Lame and for kids honestly. When she composes a symphony of niggers getting shot in the hood, then maybe I'll pass her a glance

>>24855495 (OP)
Has anyone read her non-Harry Potter books?
Read up to the Goblet of Fire as a kid. Thought the previous books were good for what they were but GoF felt tedious though my mother finished the series and seemed to enjoy it.

>>24855495 (OP)
I'm annoyed that people talk about her so much just because they read her books as a teenager and the movies came out a similar time
its just idiots nostalgic for being teenagers
I don't get the idea that younger generations are really that interested, but I suppose it's good that teenagers have more trash to read before they're mature enough to realise it sucks

>>24855495 (OP)
effective writer, understands what midwits want to read, got millions of kids to read

>>24855495 (OP)
I want her to sit on my face
I don't care about her books

>>24855495 (OP)
I like Harry potter, it's fun and mostly white.

>>24855495 (OP)
Bloom was right about her and is already starting to be vindicated. Her cultural relevance is fading and will be completely extinguished once millennials get old. Literary historians will look back on Harry Potter the same way we look back on Trilby Mania; an amusing historical curiosity without any lasting cultural or artistic impact.

>>24855495 (OP)
It is children's literature that is supposed to be entertaining rather than serious.
I like her Twitter posts

>>24855495 (OP)
>>24855514
>Lame and for kids honestly
this. it's fine to read Harry Potter if you're 17 or younger, but beyond that is just cringe. I see people in the later 30s and early 40s losing their shit over Harry Potter stuff and I just can't get it
she will be a footnote in the history of literature but she's a millionaire, so she's won the game

>>24855495 (OP)
Idk about the books, but I want to explore every inch of her body.

>>24855620
>Her cultural relevance is fading
Nah she's more admired than ever now after standing against the trans cult. Only trannies dislike her. People will be reading Harry Potter for the next 100 years.

>>24855495 (OP)
She supports Communist party Great Britain. She has my vote

>>24855818
when she said she supported CPGB she actually meant constant pogroms of goblin bankers

>>24855495 (OP)
>what is you are opinion
Any book that gets kids interested in reading is a positive. But they're kids books and I don't give much of a shit about them. I read them when I was young and I'll never read them again because I don't need to revisit stepping stone books for young readers.

>>24855815
>I'm going to start praising a subpar children's author because she politically agrees with me
you're fucking pathetic. Leave your childish neuroses outside of art
>>24855908
>Any book that gets kids interested in reading is a positive.
Theoretically this should be true, but empirically Harry Potter did not end up creating a generation of adult literature lovers so much as it created a generation of adult YA trash lovers. I'm not sure that the latter is really meaningful all that much better than a generation of nonreaders desu

>>24855815
>the pro-immigration misandrist is your greatest ally, goy!
Only controlled opposition jews like her

>>24855603
I kinda admire her for this, her books are like Pokemon, she knows how to sell the fantasy of a magical world to normies.

The problem comes when, like Pokemon, her books have helped to create the worst generation to ever exist.

She can work this opinion, if you catch my drift.

>>24855872
JK Rowling & the biological definition of sex: Author backs Communist Party over trans rights stance

Rowling, a former Labour donor, accused party leader Keir Starmer of ‘abandoning women’ who are concerned about trans rights & said she does not trust his judgment.

https://theprint.in/world/jk-rowling-the-biological-definition-of-sex-author-backs-communist-party-over-trans-rights-stance/2144017/?amp

>>24856181
Yet you zoomcucks keep crawling to a Millennial website. Curious!

>>24856186
Heh, I gotcha anon. Personally, I wouldn't mind having her lick and suck on my erect penis and rub it between her breasts, if you know what I mean ;)

>>24856156
she literally was a victim of male violence

>>24856191
zoomers and millennials are in reality the same generation

>>24855608
>I want her to sit on my face
>I don't care about her books
I want her to mommy dommy me, if you know what I mean.

>>24856237
And?

>>24855495 (OP)
She did the right thing to exploit the market at the time.
>>24855513
Weren't there like three animagi confirmed on screen?

>>24855522
Goblet is the best in the series imo. Both book and movie.

>>24855613
So funny how the one Azn character is literally named "Ching Chong" lmfao

>>24856191
Please stfu, sincerely, a millennial faggot.

>>24855495 (OP)
Couldn't get into her books when I was younger. The movies to me were decent. Around this time I was getting into Tolkeins stuff, and then Phillip Pullman's Dark Materials with the Golden Compass series. Even as a child I hated to see people with the obsession with Harry Potter as it was just magic school.

>>24856237
I am a victim of female ignoring

>>24856156
This. She only hates trannies because she equally hates men.

>>24856156
>male on male violence is niether women's fault, nor their problem to solve.
I can't even think of a single issue that woman have tried to solve for themselves, let alone this. The tactic is always just to scream at men until the men solve it.

>>24856502
It's Cho Chang and that's not even an absurd Chinese name.

>>24856867
Chang is a normal Chinese surname but "Cho" would be a very uncommon Chinese given name. Rowling was just being lazy and picked two Asian-sounding names and called it a day.

>>24855495 (OP)
>>24856190
>>24856914
His name is Robert Galbraith

>>24855495 (OP)
Le Guin and DWJ are much much better

>>24855495 (OP)
I will always cherish Harry Potter and thank Rowling for creating it.
She and I would disagree on many things. Like guns.

>>24855513
>even in the world of witchcraft and wizardry where anything is possible you will still never ever be a woman
lmfao based troondestroyer

For a young man in the 21st century, J.K. Rowling embodies just about everything that he hates about his own mother, but can't outright say to her. An aging neoliberal single mother with an inflated sense of self-importance using twitter to cope with her increasing irrelevance. The sort of woman who hasn't seriously thought about any of her opinions, but feels the need to push them on to others and condescend to anybody who might think differently.

She is an archetype. Neither insightful nor funny nor controversial. She is a consummate mediocrity basking in the praise of similar mediocrities the world over who have projected their own aspirations on to her, satisfied that somebody like them is a billionaire. Her Christianity is an accessory. She takes everything that she's been taught by public school and daytime television and fashions a god out of it.

She conceives of public affairs in the nebulous terms of "love" and "hate". The fact that an action might fall outside of either of these two categories, or that something she deems "hateful" might in fact be the wiser choice has not occurred to her. Despite this, she is shockingly easy to bait into a bitter, spiteful rage. Furthermore, her generosity only extends as far as her personal comfort. At the end of the day, it's little more than virtue signalling and if social opinion undergoes some vast sweeping change then she'll fall in line.

In many ways, she's already missed the boat. Her brand of comfortable feminism has already fallen out of style. She just doesn't know it yet. The second wave man-hating sexual phobia that sees rape everywhere. Its frigidity is evident in her writing. Then the bizarre merger with proud slut queer positivity. The post-hoc declarations of characters' sexual proclivities. The rationalization of racial retconning. It's like she discovered a Harry Potter fan tumblr, followed a couple links, and incorporated whatever she saw, resulting in an incoherent schizophrenic worldview. That's probably exactly what happened.

Her name is fucking Joanne. Need I say more?

And one more thing. She has a surprisingly nice pair of tits that I'd really like to suck on.

She looks a lot like my own mother, but with nicer hair and way nicer tits. In fact, she's basically a more attractive version of my mother, which is great since the only thing that really held me back from fantasizing about my own mother is that she just wasn't good looking enough.

Rowling really seems like the kind of woman who'd suck her teenage son's dick. I mean it.

She gets back from le ebin GIRLS NIGHT OUT XD!!! Plastered out of her mind from sipping too much shiraz or perhaps pinot grigio. Maybe she and THE GIRLS even passed around a blunt at Samantha's house. I always find it funny when Gen X women think they're being SO BAD smoking weed. Mouth full of the most expensive cheese available at Tesco and whatever crackers Georgia had to get rid of. She's cackling with laughter and sobbing as she lurches in through the front door. She has zero self-awareness when it comes to her emotions, but defends them with religious fervor.

Clumsily, she makes her way toward the living room where her son is playing video games. She sits down on his lap, suffocating him with her embrace and exhaling the stinking fumes of cheap wine right into his face. For a couple minutes, she rants about what a BITCH Leslie at the office is, before muttering the he's the only on who understands her. Briefly, she looks into his eyes, trembling all over. Then she locks her mouth with his and begins to kiss him passionately. At first he is paralyzed, but his mom is kind of hot and he'll probably never have another chance like this. He's thought about it before. He kisses back and before long she's between his legs, pawing at his penis like the cats she collects. She takes it in her mouth and sucks it like she's back in college. She's STILL GOT IT.

The next morning, she pretends not to remember anything, but blames him for the incident, finding subtle ways to punish him.

>>24857552
>>24857553
YWNBAW

>>24857553
Seek immediate psychiatric attention.

>>24855495 (OP)
books for retarded kids

>>24857553
Rowling's tits are pretty great and I bet she could suck a dick like a pro.
Excellent analysis

>>24855720
>she will be a footnote in the history of literature
How many books have you had published bro?

I read Cuckoo's Calling last week. It was surprisingly good, I think I'll read rest of the series now.

Also, HP kind of went to shit after the fourth book. It's like she can write for kids and adults, but not for teenagers.

>>24855495 (OP)
the first three books are excellent, but like most authors (and women) once she was allowed off leash it all fell apart

as a person she's a lame-o. just about everyone would agree with a TERF's opinions if they just stated it without being an incredibly obnoxious cunt, but that's a bridge too far for most and Rowling is worse than that. She's become too addicted to the negative attention and needs to log off.

Bizarre contradiction of a person. Unusually outspoken against trannies, yet completely pozzed when it comes to blackwashing her own characters and pretending they always could've been.

>>24855495 (OP)
I haven't read shit of her but I love her because nowadays she triggers faggots and women alike

>>24855495 (OP)
her books are bad and I wish that the libs who cancelled her actually stopped giving her genreslop attention that it doesn’t deserve
I want to sit my twink ass on her face though, she’s a milf

>>24856493
Goblet is where the series jumps the shark.

I love her. I love TERFs. Hot hot hot.

>>24855720
>footnote in the history of literature
I do have a serious question.
Does anyone care about literature any more?
I don't mean like important people. I mean like the vast majority. Will literary authors and critics essentially be considered old fuddy duddies who are irrelevant in a few decades, tops?

>>24858588
Nah I'd say that's Order of the Phoenix.

>>24857679
and you?

>>24860142
Zero which is why I keep trying. She has given inspiration to several generations of aspiring authors. Rowling is the GOAT for YA lit.

>>24860163
k. keep trying, anon

>try to reread the series
>get to the chamber of secrets
>those dragging scenes with the fucking retarded house elf
how that talentless hack cunt ever became popular is beyond me

>>24858905
Yes
>>24860264
Because you're not their target audience nor a disfunction adult (or I hope you aren't).

>>24855495 (OP)
it's a children's book, for God's sake.

>>24858692
TERFs would castrate every single male in existence if they had the chance. I'm siding with trannies all the way.

>>24860636
>i'm with trannies because i'm against castrating males

>>24859892
2>3>1>5>7>>>>>4>6

>>24855720
It was a communal escape for poor and middle class kids in the 2000s.
I don't know why younger generations still read it, don't they have their own cultural touchstones?

>>24857612
>he's not terminally online enough to recognize copypasta
Probably a good thing.

>>24857553
>She gets back from le ebin GIRLS NIGHT OUT XD!!! Plastered out of her mind from sipping too much shiraz or perhaps pinot grigio. Maybe she and THE GIRLS even passed around a blunt at Samantha's house. I always find it funny when Gen X women think they're being SO BAD smoking weed. Mouth full of the most expensive cheese available at Tesco and whatever crackers Georgia had to get rid of. She's cackling with laughter and sobbing as she lurches in through the front door. She has zero self-awareness when it comes to her emotions, but defends them with religious fervor.
>Clumsily, she makes her way toward the living room where her son is playing video games. She sits down on his lap, suffocating him with her embrace and exhaling the stinking fumes of cheap wine right into his face. For a couple minutes, she rants about what a BITCH Leslie at the office is, before muttering the he's the only on who understands her. Briefly, she looks into his eyes, trembling all over. Then she locks her mouth with his and begins to kiss him passionately. At first he is paralyzed, but his mom is kind of hot and he'll probably never have another chance like this. He's thought about it before. He kisses back and before long she's between his legs, pawing at his penis like the cats she collects. She takes it in her mouth and sucks it like she's back in college. She's STILL GOT IT.

This is hot but I don't get the impression that Rowling is like this at all. She actually strikes me as quite prudish. Nevertheless, she DOES have fantastic tits and on that everyone can agree.

bump

>>24861162
Rowling is probably, ironically, more conservative in social behavior than she is politically (she was basically a dyed in the wool leftist until someone said 'women should get to be molested by trannies'). then it became that meme where leftists shove a centrist to the right and then act confused when they accept help from the right.

>>24857552
>>24857553
/lit/ has its moments

>>24855495 (OP)
Writes entertaining children's books, haven't checked out her work for grownups.

>>24856914
It's not a valid Pinyin syllable, but it could be a non-standard Romanization of some other word. In the Chinese translation of the books she's called 張秋 Zhāng Qiū (Chinese name order being surname-given name).

>>24857679
>You don't get to wear a ski mask into a bank do you?
What on Earth does that have to do with anything?

>>24855495 (OP)
offputtingly queer but not in a traditional queer sense, more like sacrificing children on an altar type thing
all dem die, dem profaners like jk

>>24860645
They don't want to castrate any male who doesn't want to be castrated.

>>24855495 (OP)
Read her kids books when I was a kid and liked them, haven't read them since. Movies are comfy kino due to nostalgia but they're imperfect. Ever since those movies everything has been slop and it will continue to do so without end until the world's inevitable incoming collapse, because it is just too profitable to keep it going.

>>24855514
It's for kids, it never was lame, the manchildren in arrested development that consume this shit at 35 are lame. It's the same with Star Wars.

>>24860560
He's on 4chan, of course he's not a functional adult.

>>24855495 (OP)
Prob the greatest writer for children's fantasy book, along with lord of the rings.

And her non-work related stance on women being only biological women is based too. She lived through the era of women's right and feminism as women's movement, not men pretending to be one.

>>24856156
wow I didn't expect to agree with rowling over hoemath on something, but here we go.

>>24856865
What are you talking about? They created women's spaces like bathrooms and dv shelters in order to get away from male harassment and violence. No, it didn't "solve" the problem of male violence. How exactly do you propose women solve the issue of men raping and killing them?
Like there's a lot of issues with feminism, and you pick one of the net good things they've done for themselves to grouse about?

>>24855495 (OP)
Her work is a more "Franchise-Friendly" version of Picrel. Make of that what you will.

>>24860995
>don't they have their own cultural touchstones?
No.

Dogshit millennial slop.
And when I say dogshit slop, I mean it's dogshit by slop standards.

>>24855495 (OP)
Harry Potter is ok but I don't get the hype
Don't care about her opinions
She has a rocking set of tiddies, tho. 8/10 would motorboat

>I see people in the later 30s and early 40s losing their shit over Harry Potter stuff and I just can't get it
It was released when they were kids. People have nostalgia for their childhood obsessions and/or likes

>>24855495 (OP)
Haven't read any of it. Don't plan to.