Thread 24857323

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>>24857323 (OP)
I still don't understand how he won the Nobel Peace Prize for doing absolutely nothing.

>>24857323 (OP)
i think this bit from one of his autobiographies might be even funnier than "gotta have them ribs"

I always forget we had a nigger president. He was such a nothing

>>24857329
Money

>>24857330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5k60W6pwv8

>>24857323 (OP)
I bet these speeches are laughably bad when written down. They were pathetically empty and bad when read aloud, but at least were carried by his delivery.

>>24857329
>>24857350
>"money" durrr
He won it because we felt we had finally defeated the Original Sin of racism by electing him. That's it. The fact that he then went on to make things worse and dig up long put to bed problems came later.

>>24857354
Everybody knows that Nobel prizes can be bought

I kinda even feel bad for him knowing what kind of mother he had

>>24857354
>He won it because we felt we had finally defeated the Original Sin of racism by electing him. That's it. The fact that he then went on to make things worse and dig up long put to bed problems came later.
Do you blame Obama for Trump?
>>24857360
What? A mudshark?

>>24857357
Ok show some examples. There are lots of people richer than Obama why don't win. There are regular people who do win.
If it was just a bidding war every time then Bill Gates would win them all. Obama won because in that moment it was symbolic of our defeat of racism and our coming together and we were all riding high on it. We thought if we really believed hard enough in this moment the problem would be solved.

As if Obama wrote any of his own speeches.

>>24857330
literally me

>>24857330
what a queer
>>24857413
you too

>>24857323 (OP)
>ifififififififififif okeydoke
riveting

>>24857353
>comments are turned off
what did they mean by this?

>>24857329
Because the ramping up of the Forever Wars was about to heat up and giving a Peace prize would look too silly.
It's a fucking idiot award for puppets and for the cattle to moo at

>>24857330
This is essential to understanding Obama's ideology. He wanted to be president so he could hang out with celebrities. He's never cared about anything else.

>>24857330
>Urkelcel thinks he can get yt wimen by being a giganerd
A tale as old as time

>>24857323 (OP)
Uhhh my- my Michael and I… uhhhhh look…. Here’s the deal… I…. I continue to believe Mr. Tu- err… Mr. Trump will not be president…. Uhhh… Okie dokie okie doke…

>>24857323 (OP)
I forget exactly who the writer was, but I remember reading an article once that summed up Obama's speeches pretty well: "Everyone remembers what a great speaker Obama was, but nobody can remember anything he said."

>>24857323 (OP)
... uh ...

>>24857323 (OP)
It would just be full of chimping noises and gay fantasies about Mike

>>24858031
>wanted pussy in college
>therefore is a nihilist
deep stuff man