>read Greek mythology
>every other myth is about gods dabbing on mortals, sometimes even those who didn't cross them
I don't get it
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 6:14:15 PM
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>>24860267 (OP)
they're fun
you haven't ever wanted to dab on a mortal?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 6:15:37 PM
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>>24860267 (OP)
you're also missing all the parts about rape and murder
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 6:16:28 PM
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>>24860267 (OP)
Yeah, seems like mortals getting involved with the gods always ends up with badly. Plato hated this shit for a good reason lol
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 6:16:54 PM
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It's rape porn. The average Greek man 2500 years ago would've listened to the old stories with a raging hard on. They'd have to keep the women separate because after three Zeus bull stories all the dudes in the room would be looking for a fourth grade class or servants quarters to ravage.
>>24860267 (OP)
you're missing the inner meaning
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 6:25:39 PM
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>>24860306
>>24860294
isn't that to cope from criticisms of plato and pythagoras
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 6:29:17 PM
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>>24860294
Do we even know the meaning?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 6:31:07 PM
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>>24860294
the Greeks of those days didn't even know what those myths meant
hence why they turned them into whatever their imagination led them
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 6:32:58 PM
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>>24860330
>>24860294
I read somewhere that myths were a way of explaining things people forgot the original meanings off but I can't figure out what zeus fucking women as a bull/swan signifies.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 6:38:35 PM
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>>24860316
>what zeus fucking women as a bull/swan signifies
different problems require different solutions?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 6:50:59 PM
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The gods have the same attitude as hackers in online multiplayer video games. Everything makes a lot more sense with this equivalence in mind.
