Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:46:51 AM
No.24861658
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>>24861721
>Tellers of stories with ink on paper, not that they matter any more, have been either swoopers or bashers. Swoopers write a story quickly, higgledy-piggledy, crinkum-crankum, any which way. Then they go over it again painstakingly, fixing everything that is just plain awful or doesn’t work. Bashers go one sentence at a time, getting it exactly right before they go on to the next one. When they’re done they’re done. I am a basher. Most men are bashers, and most women are swoopers.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:37:23 AM
No.24861721
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>>24861658 (OP)
man i used to be a basher but i couldnt bear to continue because of how heavy that load of "correct" is every step of the way man.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 8:39:49 AM
No.24861870
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I think swoopers have the right idea.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 8:46:18 AM
No.24861878
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>>24862781
Maybe you can try bashing these nuts lmal
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 8:50:42 AM
No.24861884
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I'm kind of weird because I do tend to write quickly but even my initial work rarely needs much editing after the fact. I'm basically Mozart from Amadeus when Salieri finds out that he doesn't make drafts.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 8:53:13 AM
No.24861890
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>>24862717
This old pervert disgusts me
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 8:54:27 AM
No.24861892
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>>24861935
Correct me if I'm wrong but I heard anecdotes that Vonnegut would make corrections to his writing as he was being given critiques in real time, so wouldn't that make him a bit if a swooper too?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 9:17:45 AM
No.24861935
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>>24861892
Bash, receive critique, bash some more.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:47:03 PM
No.24862717
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>>24861890
Why don't you take a flying FUCK at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?
