>Anyway getting back to my story. Char Aznable decides to don a disguise to infiltrate the big space death cannon to rescue alternate reality lala-
>Are you even listening to me, Kamile?
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>You should listen to me more Kamille, in an alternate universe where i control the gundam i have another blue haired twink but he actually listens to me, doesn't talk back and smells women at my command. Why can't you be more like that Kamille?
>Kamille?
>So, uh, why did you spend several hours telling me about those two girl characters fighting various washed up OYW soldiers in illegal MS fights first?
>>23314838>Kamille the brown girl and the girl with pink hair fighting over a man is VITAL. Pay attention.
>>23314838>Kamille, if you take anything from this, remember that if you find yourself in a place where everyone is saying "Siege John" and calls Zaku II's "Zacks", get the fuck out of there.>Ok, you can stand up now, Kamille. Your post-sortie prostate exam is over. I love this universe.
>>23314848(fug forgot gif)
>>23315247>Lalah.. I want to commit a crime!
>you don't seem to grasp how deep their love was Kamille, across every universe Lalah always waits for Char at the brothel and the only times where he survives the one year war are when she saves him
>Wait a second lieutenant Quattro, does that mean Amuro Ray is objectively a better pilot than Cha-
>Shut the fuck up Kamille
>>23314847>You never said either of them were brown.
>Since, you don't see the point in my story, Kamille. Along with everyone else in the Argama. I'll tell your another tale, this time it won't be an alternate history story with everyone fact checking me every 2 minutes. Any questions, Kamille?
>So anyway, there I was fighting a hundred foot tall mechanical giant that created the universe, without any help whatsoever...
>So anyway, there I was fighting a hundred meter tall mechanical giant that created the universe, without any help whatsoever...
>>23315466I don't think anyone disputes that (either in setting or irl). From side 7 onwards, Char's role was as jobber-to-the-star.
So how is Charanon going to justify pic related, or why the cybernewtype is being marketed like she's a main character?
>>23315713>cybernewtype is being marketed like she's a main character?what?
>>23315715She's been getting a disproportionate amount of marketing attention recently (about on the same level as Shuji), despite her extremely minor role.
>>23315713So how is Charanon going to justify pic related, or
Self-insert
>why the cybernewtype is being marketed like she's a main character?The fanclub is led by Kamille (Char forced him to take the role).
>>23315715>>23315733>waifubait character has merchI really don't know why anyone is surprised. Her entire role was to get Otaku's hooked enough to buy shit with her face on it and then get owned by Challia BVLL
>>23315782True. Are there any other examples of characters like her in other media?
>>23315733>disproportionate amount of marketing attentionFucking retard.
>>23315887For her role, she should have no material.
>>23314817And he was a good friend
https://manga-zip.is/archives/769122.html#more-769122
>>23315713I like how Char saw the GfreD descend into the Rose's control chamber and immediately started quietly backing towards the door. He knew the score.
>>23316886Kycilia and Nyaan both mention how he smells off.
>>23315689>what? he told you he had no help and he "saved" me, lol no this is what really happed Kamille...
>>23315733Is that an actual PSO2 NG collab?
>>23314307 (OP)I'm watching Zeta. Four is the most dogshit pilot I swear to god. Like sure it's her first ever battle against Kamille but she gets loads of chances to just grab his Mark II, hold it up against the beam cannons, and fire. Instead she keeps tossing him around and then missing the beam fire because he's too far away.
This bitch is just stupid on top of being abused and all that.
>>23316891But Nyaan also said that about the Tri-Stars. Maybe she smells those who have a kill count or something?
>>23314307 (OP)>So what's the point of this story Quattro-tai>And that's why taking down Four and Rosemary was a good thing! You see? If Shuji did the same thing for Machu and Nyaan imagine how many lives would have been saved. >So what was the point of the clan battles and the loli maids tai?>Kamille you're distracting me
>>23318778>Quattro-taiWeeaboo.
>>23315733product dept was given the sketches back when the show was planned to be 24 episodes long.
>>23318472They all collaborated on a cologne brand deal that didn't do too well after the tri-stars got axed, so they're sitting on boxes of the stuff and use way too much to try and free up storage space.
>>23318466Jen is that you? Long time no smell ya
>Listen to me Kamille, the Brawbro, it transforms.
>Lieutenant why are you calling me? It's 3 in the morning.
>So because Char singlehandedly won the war, the Black Tri-Stars never became famous.
>Lieutenant, the history books say they were already declared aces after the Battle of Loum.
>So because Char singlehandedly won the war, the Black Tri-Stars never became famous and they spent the rest of their days jealous of how brightly the Red Comet outshone them.
>Lieutenant, the history books say they were already declared heroes after the Battle of Loum.
>>23314817>>23314307 (OP)T-THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN, CUATRO VAGINA BROS...
>>23318472It's probably the extent of the kill count, otherwise she'd smell it on Shuji, unless she does but has been lying to herself. After using the superweapon, Nyaan might even be smelling it on herself, and that could be why she's nauseous.
>>23319118>and that could be why she's nauseous.It's not.
>Have I ever told you about the dream I once had where the Federation was losing the One Year War and decided to drop the asteroid Confeito onto the lunar city of Granada?
>In a attempt to stop it Zeon planted bombs, splitting the asteroid in half and I was in the process of pushing it away in a strange mobile suit before a flash happened and I woke up.
>Anyways, Nanai, I am happy such a crazy scenario is not possible with Axis.
>This is only my forth shot, Nanai. I'm fine.
>>23318466I don't think you understand how the Psycho-Gundam works.
>>23319194Quess had that feeling after killing her own father. Nyaan could be feeling something personally wrong too, in this case the fact that she now has the same stench as the murderous people she hates.
>>23319076I want to Zeknova into the Twattro Vageena World....
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>>23321286The Psyco Gundam is only a side effect of Four's predicament, not the symptom.
>>23314838what are you referencing?
>>23322305Don't bump the thread if you have nothing to add.
>>23314817>>You should listen to me more Kamille, in an alternate universe where i control the gundam i have another blue haired twink but he actually listens to me, doesn't talk back and smells women at my command. Why can't you be more like that Kamille?
>>23321689dude bussy lmao
How will poor Quattro explain Gquuuuuux Lalah's story of how in 99% of universes he gets steamrolled by Amuro?
>>23323253He won't explain shit and will just skip that part
>>23323253>So why haven't I made in appearance in this universe of yours, Char? >I don't know Amuro, maybe this is the one universe you grew a pair and impregnated my sister. >you're a dick, Char.
>>23316886>>23315713So this is really assumed to be Char then? I thought it was Glemmy honestly.
>>23323391It's 0085 Glemmy would only be 14, younger than Machu.
>>23315713I really hope he's hiding a forehead scar
>>23323253It's Lalah's fault.
>>23323321>Char, logically speaking, i never would have met Sayla in this scenario of yours, unless i stole your Zaku on Side 7>Which you probably did, yes>But you havent mentioned anything about it, therefore the more likely scenario is that Fraw is my wife and Kai is dead in a ditch>What the fuck Amuro>Yeah what the fuck Amuro why wouldnt you fuck my sister, she was on side 7
So machu is dead right?
Nothing in the show has depicted her as a pilot with any skill, meanwhile nyaaan took out the dreaded big zam like it was a toy.
I would buy 100 metal build gfreds if Nyaaan just utterly destroys machu but the writing is so bad she will somehow manage to get the one up and defeat gfred even though it makes no damn sense
>>23325195She trained with Chalia mostly off screen. She'll be fine.
>>23325199Oh, tell instead of show
Classic bad storytelling
>>23325201You seem to love that method given CCA is your favorite Gundam.
>>23325201You think this show even tells? Lol. Things just happen for no reason
>>23325195She wiped the floor with Nyaan, lmao
>It was actually Lalah's fan fiction the entire time
I am laffin
>>23314817>i have another blue haired twink but he actually listens to meJej
>>23325504>>23325199with psycommu turned off too, she trained for a day offscreen and kicked Nyaa's ass
Maybe if Nyaan spent more time training and less time cooking she'd be a better pilot
Looks like Char forgot that Kycilia and Haman were different people.
>>23325195>nyaaan took out the dreaded big zam like it was a toy.Nyaan ambushed one of them and then fucked off once the rest started waking up, leaving it all to the Gyan squad. She didn't properly fight the Zams, she was just "I guess you're going that way anyway, might as well get an easy Zam kill while you're at it".
>>23316891the first thing char says when he enters green noa 2 is that it smells bad
bravo anno
Kamille I don't even know what the fuck is going on in this show anymore
>>23326242>waaaah waaah the big zam wasn't readyNo such thing as not ready in a battlefield
>>23326405fact
>took down one zam and proceeded with a different missionfact
>zam did not fight backfact
>other zams fought back against gyansresult
>not an impressive feat of piloting
>>23314307 (OP)>>23314817>>23314838>>23314847>>23314848>>23315466>>23315673Is the joke that it's Home Movies? Because if not, please pivot to that, it'd be even funnier.
>Char voiced by H. John BenjaminFuck .
>>23326405They weren't in a battlefield, just a peaceful doomsday weapon unveiling ceremony.
>>23326242Did you watch the show? The one that Nyaan killed was after they switched on, because she meleed it after using funnels to distract since it had its I-field up.
You do watch the show, right anon?
>and then the original Gundam shows up from an alternate universe
>but I thought you said that it was important that the Gundam looks different then it usually does?
>shut up Kamille changed my mind
> and then the original Gundam shows up from an alternate universe
>but I thought you said that it was important that the Gundam looks different then it usually does?
>shut up Kamille, I changed my mind
>so then his uniform materialized on his body magic girl style because thats how lalah, who is still unconscious, remembers him
>don`t give me that face kamile, its magic i aint gotta explain shit
>Hey Kamille, did I tell you about the time I transformed into my old uniform like a magical girl?
>no kamile shut up, let me get on with the story
>so anyways looking fly back in the old uniform...
>it just fucking appeared on him ok i dont know stop interrupting anyways..
>kamile! fuck sakes its magic or something why can`t you just drop this. i dont know it looks cool. im going to need you to get all the way off my back on this. the uniform just appeared ok, it was space magic or something, drop it.
>>23330760>IYou suck at this formot, couldn't even keep the joke up
>>23330766sorry for being so bad at life.
>>23314817lel
>>23315673>Any questions, Kamille?Why did Kaworu kill the kitten?
>>23315797Any loli character ever introduced.
>any questions kamile?
>sigh... any questions not about the uniform materializing on char?
>>23330767Don't worry, I can't spell so we're both suffering here
>Kamille, I know your ability to sense the emotions of the enemy must be tough so look at it this way: Imagine a world where everything is almost the same, but everyone is kind of a larger asshole and incredibly overly dramatic
>Yes Kamille, Char is in this story too, don't get ahead of yourself.
>So in this story, Char's dad is completely insane, I mean he has a god complex and everything and his mom is just his dad's mistress....
>...Kamille, you know what, this isn't the right time for a lesson. You're dismissed for the day, carry on.
>>23325195>Nothing in the show has depicted her as a pilot with any skillExcept for all those clan battles she won
>>23323173char but does nothing, since the zabis take out themselves
>Lt Quattro, you still haven't explained why the part with the three teenagers lying half naked on top of the Gundam was important
ho boy I can't wait to hear how this shit tale ends in 5 days
I live in Japan.
Beyond the Time being played was a big deal here. It's actually not about whether the show is "good" or not. Americans are trying to wrap their head around "what went wrong?" or "what kind of story are they trying to tell?"
For the Japanese, it's not something like that at all. Gundam is so deeply baked into the Japanese consciousness that it has instead become a kind of event; it's not about having a work to show other people later, it's about a cultural and trans-temporal sharing of ideas. Like a Zeknova. Kids born in 1988 when Beyond the Time originally released are able to re-live their parents' love for Gundam. Everyone acknowledges that QGuuuuuuX is essentially about messed up kids becoming the playthings of greater powers, but that's just what Gundam has always been. It's neither about "can we destroy Gundam?" or "should we carry Gundam with us forever?" it's more like, "Ah, so the next generation understands, too."
>>23330760>>23330759>>23330763Shut the fuck up tard, how many threads do you need to taint with your autism
>>23330774>Any loli character ever introduced.They're typically not disposable villains unless the show is really edgy and/or a parody.
>>23330808Girls love that shit, Kamille, Reccoa didn't give me that look when I told her about that detail, you should have seen her
>>23330818>Is this related to that other story where Amuro was Taiwanese?
>>23330818>>23333006>No, he's Mexican in this world. Or maybe Californian, not that there's much difference.
>Kamille, Kamille you have to help me
>Its Lalah, she's talking to me every night i swear i'm not crazy
>She's god but asleep in her own universe and your evil twin Ellimak Nadib wants me to destroy the entire world with a single outdated mobile suit
>Kamille I know you're in there please you have to help me Kamille
>Kamille hurry i think i see a giant rainbow flower portal opening RIGHT NOW
>>23333030I love how Kamille goes from angsty teen to one of the most mature characters by the end of Zeta. I could see everyone coming to him for help or advice and he just wants to be left alone with Fa.
