These characters don't exist because they're important to the plot, they exist solely as accessories to the UC pandering to make the ojii-sans feel young. If you had any feelings for them besides the one in your crotch then you've already missed the point of their inclusion.

>blablablablablablabla

>>23352608 (OP)
>If you had any feelings for them besides the one in your crotch then you've already missed the point


The thing is I only buy figures of characters I like/goon and this isn't the case, missed chance because the designs of the main trio were cool.