>Call me Wind, like what puts out fires.
Is he an idiot?

Anon you can't be this illiterate.

Sex with Zechs

>Zechs Codename is Wind
>Noin Codename is Fire
Does this mean Zechs is going to put out the fire burning inside Noin?

>>23360703
This is really more of a science issue than a grammar one, sir. Wind typically spreads fire.

>>23361049
A strong gust can put out a fire so long as it's not a large one, and a tornado can easily extinguish a fire.

But the thing is, Tornado doesn't sound nearly as cool as Wind.

>>23360674 (OP)
No, he still loves his waifu, so this>>23361043 anon gets it.

>>23361049
>grammar
You are missing the metaphorical sense.

>>23361056
Gale is right there.

>>23361089
Gale sounds too close to gay, anon. Let the man be called "Fast as the Wind," formally known as "Lightning Count"

>>23361100
>Gale sounds too close to gay
Gale Zechs lmao.

>>23361089
Gale is a girl's name though

>>23361127
Jerid, please.

>>23361069
>You are missing the metaphorical sense.
It's a bad metaphor.

>>23361252
That's irrelevant.

>>23361043
Men will literally incite wars instead of setting down with this as a family man.

>>23361260
A metaphor that doesn't work is worthless, like a wooden nickle.

>>23361490
It does work, you just don't like it.

>>23361503
Tell it to a firefighter. Japan ought to have some hardcore wildfires for once: see how you like "wind that puts out the flames" metaphor.

>>23361513
>brings up a completely irrelevant thing
Autism. This was the last (You).

>>23361514
See >>23361056 and shut the fuck up with your excuses for shitty writing.

>>23361503
It doesn't.

>>23361514
>Don't bring up the thing my metaphor is using an allusion in the thread about my metaphor.
I'm sorry the shit you thought was the radest thing ever when you were 14 is actually lame but the metaphor is stupid.

>Wind can stop small fires.
>Preventer, Zech's group, is also referred to as the "Firefighters" because they stop small fires from turning to big ones.
>Preventer codenames are based on the classical elements.

Mad over nothing.

>>23362021
>Say something stupid
>Get called stupid
>NUH UH IT'S COOL!
Nobody associates wind with the cessation of fire. You ask ANYONE on the planet what puts out a fire and they'll say water with almost a certainty and in the instances where they don't they'll say "sand" or some variation of smothering. It is stupid and lame.

>>23362050
>NUH UH IT'S COOL!
gigachad.jpeg.small.zip

>>23361523
does your entire house catch on fire when you blow out candles?

Zechs didn't watch Naruto.

>>23362360
>OP is a naurto fag
That explains the autism over something so simple.

>>23362057
>gigachad.jpeg.small.zip
the Sharty is that way.

>>23360674 (OP)

>meanwhile in California

>>23362988
I know what hump actually refers to but also

>>23362050
>NUH UH IT'S COOL!
Who are you arguing against? Because it certainly wasn't me.
But I'll take the W since you had to invent something.

>>23363401
retard

>>23361062
GIWTWM

you can't all seriously be this dense

do you not think he gets the metaphor
...and is saying it because his department needed the capacity to stir up shit?

you know... like how fire in one place pre-emptively can prevent fire in another? by denying it fuel??????

which is literally his fucking job???????
how are you all this fucking dense???????

>>23360703
they honestly to god are lmao
god no wonder all the good posters went back to sa or are on bsky now lmao

>>23360674 (OP)
He didn't pick his codename, speedwatcher. They gave it to him.

>>23361056
Also makes sense since the Preventer's objective is to prevent things from reaching that point.

>>23362050
>Nobody associates wind with the cessation of fire
Most people do, actually. Hence the concept of blowing out a fire. Or did you never have a birthday party in your life?

You are just too actually autistic.

>>23364191
>you know... like how fire in one place pre-emptively can prevent fire in another? by denying it fuel??????
you don't do prescribed burns on windy days EXACTLY because outside of a birthday cake wind spreads fire

>>23364213
You start campfires by blowing on kindling, you dip.

>>23364199
>He didn't pick his codename, speedwatcher.
He literally does, retard.
He ASKED to be call Wind.

it's not like there's a lot of conversations about Wing characters and their obvious brilliance in general

maybe it's like how gravity is different in L-Gaim land, literally the fundamentals of the universe in Wingville everybody really is just that damn stupid

>>23364213
No they don't. The phrase is "Fanning the flame."

>>23361017
Preventer Sechs

>Zechs blew out the candles on a birthday cake once and just assumed that all wind puts out fires.

>>23362988

>>23361043
Noin's Loins vs the Zechs Machine

Children I would like you to attempt something:

Go outside on a very windy day. Attempt to light a cigarette. Do NOT shield your flame or cigarette from the wind in any way, shape or form. Once your cigarette is lit attempt to ignite a campfire.

>>23365092
Now use it to put out a brush fire.

>>23365097
No back-burn needed until both of those two things are done. First things first!

>>23365092
You're going to be very surprised when i tell you about Igloos. Ice? Keeping someone warm? Inconceivable

>>23365110
Actually all that is needed is the two things above done in that order. No igloos necessary. No Planck epoch. No Absolute Hot. No Boltzmann brain. Easy peasy.

>Wind can snuff out small inconsequential flames, but for anything more substantial than a bonfire, it can cause things to quickly get out of control.
Zech's life story.

>>23361043
Lets talk about about Zechs baby~

>>23361017
I know, Noin.

>>23373756
Oh my god, did you really bump this asinine thread?