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Anonymous No.42112292 >>42112580 >>42112594 >>42112596 >>42112601 >>42112808 >>42112814 >>42114698 >>42115452 >>42132242 >>42148919 >>42163979 >>42171151 >>42211901
My Little Progress:Technology isn't Magic #95
In the flickering light of a fading fire, Diamond Tiara clutches the only thing that still makes sense to her: the RTX PRO 6000 Ada generation. She’d listened, utterly captivated, as Anon rambled on about its teraflops, tensor cores, and rendering prowess of what is seen as the pinnacle of human technology. Words that sparked a fire in her heart brighter than any jewel or crown ever could. Now, stripped of her riches, she’s found her true salvation in pure silicon.

What tech would your fave pony obsess over?

Previous thread https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41653152
Anonymous No.42112580
>>42112292 (OP)
Does she even have a computer?
>anon why would you put this inside a computer?
Anonymous No.42112594
>>42112292 (OP)
She's gonna mine some crypto and make her fortune back.
Anonymous No.42112596
>>42112292 (OP)
>"What is a vga?"
Anonymous No.42112601
>>42112292 (OP)
>My kingdom for a RTX PRO 6000 Ada generation.
Anonymous No.42112660
Oh hey, it's been a while. Nice to see this thread return.
Anonymous No.42112808
>>42112292 (OP)
That'll show Button Mash real gaming is done on PC master race!
Anonymous No.42112814 >>42112969
>>42112292 (OP)
>What do you mean, it's not a painting?
>Explain Twilight about neural networks, AI generation
>A computer created this? Using this black plastic box?
>She starts panicking
Anonymous No.42112969
>>42112814
Correction : The OP pic isn't AI gen. I'm retarded.
Anonymous No.42113520
Pone vs tech. What can go wrong.
Anonymous No.42113836 >>42114632 >>42120609
Pony is online
Anonymous No.42114632
>>42113836
I bet she'd shitpost constantly.
Anonymous No.42114636 >>42115225 >>42125831
Spoonfeed me: Is this thread just "what if poni had the interwebz"?
Anonymous No.42114698 >>42117444
>>42112292 (OP)
>Diamond Tiara
Loves her 48GB mega-ultra wtfboom card
>Silver Spoon
Ecstatic about her vintage 3dfx voodoo video graphics accelerator (she loves quake and unreal)
Anonymous No.42115225 >>42115228
>>42114636
no, just what if ponies had some tech.
not necessarily internet, imagine a device that detects pegasi and dragons from a safe distance, like a lighthouse, but invisible light,
>Like a Radar? wonderbolts have the one on top of that mountain over there!
Anonymous No.42115228 >>42115286 >>42115427
>>42115225
>introduces radio to poniggers
little faggots won't know what hit 'em
Anonymous No.42115286 >>42125873
>>42115228
>it's music from distance! I've put a fm transmitter to the Mp3 player there, now when i turn this on,
>rick astley
>bRRAaAAaaaaaPP
>music resumes
>lower volume parasites that sound like farts
>Applebloom looks at you β€œwhat genre of music is this”
>whenever a unicorn uses magic, interferences are audible
>sweetiebelle: oh and we can carry music anywhere?
>the levitation spell makes it scream then silent.
>β€œOh it stopped”
Anonymous No.42115427 >>42115459
>>42115228
I like to think that ponies would be more responsible with long range comm tech like radio.
Anonymous No.42115452 >>42116333
>>42112292 (OP)
OH SHIT THIS IS BACK?!!?
Anonymous No.42115459 >>42115835 >>42120598 >>42124341 >>42125506
>>42115427
Reminds me of a green or two where Spoonie intercepts communications between unicorns using a HF/VHF radio.
Anonymous No.42115835
>>42115459
which one?
Anonymous No.42116333 >>42116838
>>42115452
You could say the thread has gone through a backup.
Anonymous No.42116838 >>42117187
>>42116333
nice trips carlos
also p10 bump
fucking slidethreads
Anonymous No.42117187
>>42116838
Again. And damn. The board is a complete slide today.
Anonymous No.42117444 >>42117712 >>42117945
>>42114698
Spoon would run a retro gaming and computing channel, kind of like LGR but with a lot more sarcasm and berating the poors.
Anonymous No.42117712 >>42118710 >>42119963 >>42121849
>>42117444
The trips have spoken ! I should totally become a vtuber discussing old vidya and old crap in my attic !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A34ww4rAM8
Also, cameras, hifi and radios. LOTS of radios.
Anonymous No.42117945 >>42118370
>>42117444
I'm just picturing her showing off her massive retro collection, and saying "Unlike you peasants, my daddy could afford a Neo Geo, so that's what I grew up with." As she shows off her AES and a basically complete collection of cartridges.
Anonymous No.42118370 >>42118666
>>42117945
>Neo Geo
Weren't they comparatively rare in copatison to oher computers?
Anonymous No.42118666 >>42119175
>>42118370
Super niche at the time due to the console costing $650 in 1990 and games were around $200 each. Nowadays that'd be about $1500 for the console and $468 for the games, which means the games are only slightly more expensive than buying a brand new Switch 2 console.
Anonymous No.42118710
>>42117712
Based radiofag, you ever send any pones via SSTV? I'd be so stoked if I received a cute filly over HF on SSB.
Anonymous No.42119175 >>42119704 >>42119747
>>42118666
Crazy. How did they think this pricing would ever be viable?
Anonymous No.42119704
>>42119175
It's basically the same hardware and software as the Neo Geo MVS arcade cabinets so they already had the production and software development costs getting covered by that. This was just an extra way to make money by basically selling arcade cabinets to home consumers as a luxury product. Also in Japan it was originally only released as a rental system you could rent from game stores that got a full retail release because there was enough demand for it.
Anonymous No.42119747
>>42119175
they hope that richfags will buy their shit, doesn't always work out though kinda like how the sega dreamcast flopped
Anonymous No.42119963
>>42117712
>that Sony scanner
Why is it so overpriced, was targeting airport personel, I think they switched to iCom now
Anonymous No.42120593
Anonymous No.42120598
>>42115459
Need a better pic of Silver as a HAMradio nerd or ponies using weird tech like this
Anonymous No.42120609 >>42265912
>>42113836
>Insert sounds of breaking keyboard here
Anonymous No.42121088 >>42121246 >>42129175
WiK is kil
Anonymous No.42121246 >>42121579
>>42121088
The what?
Anonymous No.42121579 >>42121711
>>42121246
I don't know why OP removed the general stuff from the thread. Check the OP of the previous one.
Anonymous No.42121711
>>42121579
Oh, I thought you maybe knew something that the rest of us doesn't.
Anonymous No.42121849 >>42122374 >>42122524
>>42117712
I hope she's wearing a dental dam- pony saliva isn't good for circuit boards
Anonymous No.42122374
>>42121849
She can probably afford a replacement if she doesn't
Anonymous No.42122524
>>42121849
Pony tech has been hardened to deal with that since it would be a constant issue otherwise.
Anonymous No.42122821 >>42123029
Anonymous No.42123029 >>42123730
>>42122821
Is she a cyborg or an advanced robot?
Anonymous No.42123347 >>42123652
>So what game are you playing on your computer, is that a bluray or a DVD?
>uh.. Anon, bet you never seen anything like this, we call it a tape, because it is a plastic tape, magnetized into one and zeroes instead of music! It's close to magic, your put the tape in a large machine with motors and it reads the game program

>She installs one of the newest games in a large mainframe-like machine with what looks like a reel to reel magnetophone, and it starts spinning
>She's typing a few things on her keyboard, the computer is command only
>Now it's loading, we can play it in about twenty minutes, you're going to love it!
Anonymous No.42123652
>>42123347
>20 minutes
I'mma pull out my laptop and boot up Diablo 2 in 10 seconds flat (it's a shitty old laptop)
Anonymous No.42123730 >>42123794 >>42124331
>>42123029
Judging by the visor, probably a cyborg, a robot wouldn't need one.
Anonymous No.42123794
>>42123730
Yeah, good point.
Anonymous No.42124331
>>42123730
The visor could be an aftermarket part to interface with stuff- I personally wouldn't want to have AR stuff beamed into my cyber eyeballs directly, I'd rather have something I could remove if it glitches out
Anonymous No.42124341 >>42124565
>>42115459
What if she finds some kind of number station and try decipher some ciphered messages?
Anonymous No.42124565
>>42124341
>Secret unicorn test cheating ring
Anonymous No.42124945 >>42125034
>Technology is Magic means ALL technology
Anonymous No.42125034
>>42124945
The invention of timed glitter bombs were a disaster for the pony race.
Anonymous No.42125506
>>42115459
If you got a link that's be great
Anonymous No.42125614 >>42126726
Oh man, it's been a while. Let's see if I can find my stuff.
Anonymous No.42125831
>>42114636
>pony internet
I bet this would be an interesting place for its own reasons.
Anonymous No.42125873 >>42126399 >>42126412
>>42115286
Ponies would unironically love Never Gonna Give You Up since the song is a bop and they haven't been tortured with 20 years of rickrolling.
Anonymous No.42126399 >>42126821
>>42125873
I picture Anon sending them the link and giggling only for them to think he just really loves sharing that song
Anonymous No.42126412
>>42125873
Rickroll was never a real torture though. At worst, it causes some eye rolling these days.
Anonymous No.42126726 >>42129175
>>42125614
What stuff?
Anonymous No.42126821 >>42127441
>>42126399
>the song becomes a #1 dancefloor hit
>Pinkie spins it for days on end and plays it at all of her parties
>ponies start sending Anon their renditions of it
>the Canterlot Symphonic Orchestra plays it at the Gala
>Anon fears the day when they discover Rick Astley has more songs
Anonymous No.42127441 >>42128123 >>42128614 >>42129175
>>42126821
Rick Astley has more songs?
Anonymous No.42128123 >>42128189
>>42127441
Yeah. Dude actually had a number of hits back in the day. "Together Forever" for instance reached #1 on Billboard's Hot 100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA
Anonymous No.42128189 >>42128601
>>42128123
Yeah I know. I was being an idiot on purpose.
Anyway how the hell does Rick Astley manage to look like he's 14 and 54 at the same time? I'm not calling him ugly- he's got a handsome face, he's in shape, it's just something about him looks simultaneously way too young and old at the same time. Am I retarded?
Anonymous No.42128601 >>42128726
>>42128189
Honestly I figured it was 50/50 on whether you were joking on that. Lots of people only know him for the one song.
Anonymous No.42128613
Anonymous No.42128614
>>42127441
i think I have this CD somewhere, but come on,

this one is a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&list=PL_9gWeiShHFHJDgga5SSJCN8eztoilisC&index=1

and replace the old 80s synth with actual music, and his crooner voice and there's some more classics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da98QHAG_TY&list=PL8wQ1OBTPFz3ZL2dRqcJD1fVKu7oqXCEY&index=1
Anonymous No.42128726
>>42128601
I did better. I once mixed him up wih David Hasselhoff. This pissed off everyone in the room on that day.
Writefag_Is_Kill !!KNwQUy1rxcN No.42129175 >>42129475 >>42129608
>>42121088
The old rituals still work, it seems.
>>42126726
The green I'd written. I've got some ready, though not nearly as much as I should. Problem is I can't seem to find it.
>>42127441
He does! This is by far my favorite Rick Astley song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN0hEeKLMdQ

I hope this is the right trip
Anonymous No.42129475 >>42130055
>>42129175
>The possibility of moar KB Radio (Keratin Band)
Anonymous No.42129608 >>42129618 >>42133135
>>42129175
>though not nearly as much as I should
>year between updates
Don't say you did not have plenty of time!
Anonymous No.42129618 >>42129730 >>42130769 >>42133135
>>42129608
...there's no fucking way it's been a year since that. Few months, sure, but a year??
Anonymous No.42129730 >>42130769
>>42129618
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41047499/#41080264
2024.05.14
I was off by 1 month.
Ponegreen !!e1li9Fgx2gQ No.42129790
Hey, welcome back. Nice to see this thread on the board again.

>>42129765
#deca.mare update.
Anonymous No.42130055 >>42130228 >>42130248 >>42130602 >>42130769
>>42129475
yeah they have bands. depends of the horn length tho,
let's analyze the optimal frequencies.
Alicorn : VHF - high, let's say30cm band so, ~ 200 MHz approx, and eventually the HF band at ~20MHz bouncing in the ionosphere, stuff like that.
>Same band used with the coordination of the armies of Equestria.
Unicorn : 10cm band, 700 to 800MHz
fillies : they will be grabbing the lower channels but have a sensitivity on the GHz, so keep your phone away from them.
>commecial broadcast is around 50-60MHz, cheap AM stuff and generally it's a few radios with some senile horse discussing the economy
>Β«Good afternoon and thank you for listening *cough* here is the news. Hm. It's one o'clock. According to the gazette.... of Canterlot. Ah, a new suspect has been arrested, and judged for theft this week. Hmm, he's being imprisoned for twelve years. Economy. *pages turning* It's good, the markets are stable, invest in apples.. Oh that's an advertisement. Β»

>Boring
>Boring
>Oh that's Lyra discussing sexuality with some other pony again
>She wish Bonbon had hands?
>Somepony is using some spell again
>Oh that one is interesting what is it

>intercept various conversations but one has been different and in the lower bands, with a monotone, empty female voice.
>Been finding this a while ago but this one is distorted, eerie, out of the range of unicorns.
>Quill Aurora Xenith Five Zebra Trot Nimbus Dragon Two Niner Breeze... Quill Aurora Xenith Five Zebra Trot Nimbus Dragon Two Niner Breeze... Quill Aurora Xenith Five Zebra Trot Nimbus Dragon Two Niner Breeze...
>this goes on for a while, ends up with a horn noise, and followed by an eerie music box playing, an aria I never heard before, all with interferences.

>stay there in the grass while other fillies are playing
>Β«Hey Octavia !Β»
>DT takes the jack out and the eerie music is playing out loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ewQiU3q5jM
>Β«Oh who's this from?Β»
>Explain I have no idea, just tuning to random music
>DT bops her head and turns the knob up
>she starts rapping Β«Yo, check the crown, I’m Diamond, filly supreme, Trot through the square, got that Ponyville shine,Β»
>Another message : Β«Inkwell Zebra Zebra One Jewel Dragon Six Aurora Brave Equine Sparkle...Β»
>DT: Β«This is fire! Oh we should totally have a beatΒ»
>It's not music, it's a message, I don't think we're supposed to hear this but that thing does.
>DT makes fun of this silly tech and brags about owning something more valuable than her house and that will increase in the future.
Anonymous No.42130228 >>42130524
>>42130055
>beaming advertisement straight to the brain
Imagine the possibilities.
Anonymous No.42130248
>>42130055
will definitely need my SDR with me when I go to Equestria
Anonymous No.42130524 >>42131114
>>42130228
Most of which would be horrible disasters.
Anonymous No.42130602
>>42130055
>she's busy scanning the radio, not hearing me or suspecting me watching her adorable little plot on the grass
Anonymous No.42130769 >>42135133
>>42129618
>>42129730
Scuze me while I age into dust
>>42130055
Numbers stations should not be, man. Fuckin creepy shit. I bet they designed them that way on purpose to scare civilian listeners.
Anonymous No.42131114 >>42131613
>>42130524
>ponies voluntarily wearing magic blocking rings to not hear advertisements
Anonymous No.42131613
>>42131114
>First year of unicorn-specific schooling is adblock spells
Anonymous No.42131987
Anonymous No.42132242
>>42112292 (OP)
We are so back
Anonymous No.42132692
>Did you ever wonder why wizard towers are arranged just so?
>Why Canterlot had to have so many high spires?
>Think about how many spells require multiple casters in precise geometric arrangement
>Scrying is ultimately just pinging a unicorn's horn
>Wait for the signal to return. Magic travels at the speed of plot; since this is a universal constant, with just one caster you have approximate distance.
>With two, you can get a decent idea on direction, but it's not perfect.
>Three or more, with at least one placed well behind the others relative to the signal source, is necessary to triangulate
>While the official story is that these circles of magi are for tracking enemies of the state, the truth of the matter is...
>Well
>Equestria has invented personal radio technology no less than 12 times in the last 100 years.
>What radios? Where?
>Exactly.
Anonymous No.42132919 >>42133579
Writefag_Is_Kill !!KNwQUy1rxcN No.42133135 >>42133791
>>42129608
I had lots of time. There's a lot of stuff happening in my life. I wound up with an actual career somehow, and wound up being a live-in care aid for somebody to boot, but that doesn't explain away all the time I spent playing Balatro and Slay the Spire. If I'd tried harder, I would have found time to work. It's ultimately a problem with me, and I'm hoping it's one I can overcome.
>>42129618
I'm as surprised as you were. I knew I'd been gone too long, but this is absurd.
Man...

On the bright side, I found what I was working on. It needs a touch-up, though. I've always worked best with a deadline. I'll have something Monday.
Anonymous No.42133579
>>42132919
>Being on the computer when you could hug a mare
Priorities!
Anonymous No.42133791 >>42134265
>>42133135
I am fundamentally incapable of seeing the appeal of Balatro and deckbuilders. I'm either too autistic or not autistic enough, or somehow both.
Anonymous No.42134265
>>42133791
Same, I heard it's a good game, a friend installed it on PS4, but never played it. It would be nice on mobile maybe but I still play solitaire/klondike on it when i'm bored or waiting.
Anonymous No.42134603 >>42214159
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Anonymous No.42135133 >>42135627
>>42130769
>I bet they designed them that way on purpose to scare civilian listeners.
They're designed to be distinctive and easy to identify, field operatives may only have limited time. They do have a creepy aura about them but they simply exist to be used with a one time pad or passages and chapters in a book.
Anonymous No.42135627 >>42136385
>>42135133
>one-time pads or references to books
I'm telling you- unicorns must broadcast their answer sheets. Imagine Sweetie Belle running a numbers station for test cheaters.
Anonymous No.42135840 >>42135951 >>42136045
Anonymous No.42135951
>>42135840
Boner, meet Droner
Anonymous No.42136045
>>42135840
The socks on the forehoof must be unfomfortable for her with these holes.
Anonymous No.42136385 >>42136892
>>42135627
They probably do, they certainly do all that. maybe with all the book she's reading Twilight mlay be some kind of server or some kind of living wikipedia, sharing knowledge when some pony who knows her frequency is needing of an answer, that's the secret of unicorns, they have telepathy!
Anonymous No.42136892
>>42136385
>Twilight gets mad at Spike
>He keeps writing entries about obscure comic book characters that don't have any merit even to comic fans
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Anonymous No.42137876 >>42138146 >>42138677
Anonymous No.42138146
>>42137876
Man, technology isn't something you should lose your head over.
Anonymous No.42138677 >>42139163
>>42137876
That seems like a very fragile design, more made to look cool in a rich pervert's robosexdungeon than to be functional in any real world use case.
Anonymous No.42139163 >>42139693
>>42138677
It requires a constant flux of energy to not fall apart either. These pieces don't look like they're physically connected.
Anonymous No.42139693 >>42140519
>>42139163
yeah it works as art but not a solid character design. still needs to be credible so the electromagnetic / maglev fields, meh. unless he's nuclear powered!
Anonymous No.42139982
bump
Anonymous No.42140519 >>42141580
>>42139693
>tfw your robot is powered by magic cancer rocks boiling water
Why is all power generation just making tea? Yes I know steam turning a dynamo is the easiest way when you don't have a fast river
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Anonymous No.42141580 >>42143913
>>42140519
>magic cancer rocks boiling water
What's that meant to be?
Anonymous No.42142021
First bump for the thread since the bombs fell.
Anonymous No.42143165 >>42143832 >>42143924 >>42147994 >>42150918
>DT: β€˜Just listen to the computer, it tells you what's wrong’
>Scootaloo's sweating β€˜I thought you knew some magic unicorn or got me some zebra pot’
>DT: β€˜Keep focused Scoots, this is a very expensive plane. Climb higher, we're still too low.’
>she's looking down at the window, terrified by the altutude
>Scootaloo: β€˜Is that Canterlot?’
>DT: β€˜Yes we're over Canterlot, looks flatter from here, don't be scared it can't fall, we don't even have parachutes!’
>Scootaloo is shaking: β€˜Are you kidding me?’
>DT: β€˜You're flying. I'm doing nothing, the automatic pilot is disengaged, you're in control, that would be easier. we've got plenty of petrol left so you can train and get your hooves on this thing. Dad is looking for a pilot.’
>She's looking by the window, unworried while Scootaloo struggles to keep the Merlod Business Jet stable and at level.
>she's turning, the plane yells β€˜BANK ANGLE’
>DT: β€˜smoothly on the stick please. little bumps left or right’
>Scootaloo starts getting it and is no longer stressed
>Diamond Tiara (adjusting the headset with a hoof, speaking clearly but with her usual haughty flair):
β€œUm, hello? Canterlot Air Control, this is F-RICH, flying over Canterlot at… uh…” (glances at the altimeter, then at Scootaloo) β€œScootaloo, what's our altitude again? You're supposed to know this stuff!”
>Scootaloo, focused on the controls, her wings twitching nervously as she grips the yoke β€œI-I think it's 5,000 hooves, Diamond Tiara! I'm kinda busy keeping this thing straight
>Diamond Tiara (rolling her eyes but speaking into the radio):
>β€œCanterlot Air Control, this is F-RICH at 5,000 hooves above Canterlot. We're… um, conducting a training flight. Requesting clearance to circle the city. Over.” β€œSee, Scootaloo? I'm totally in charge here.”
>β€œF-RICH, this is Canterlot Air Control. Good afternoon, fillies! We have you on our radar at 5,000 hooves, heading 270. You're cleared to circle Canterlot at your current altitude, but maintain a five-mile radius from the castle Princess Celestia is hosting a tea party today, and we don't want any unexpected gusts from your jet upsetting the royal table settings. Over.”
>Scootaloo (overhearing the radio, her eyes widening as she whispers to Diamond Tiara):
>β€œDid he just say Princess Celestia's tea party?! Oh no, what if I mess up and crash into the castle? I'll never get my pilot's cutie mark at this rate!”
>Diamond Tiara 's hushing Scootaloo with a hoof, then speaking into the radio with a touch of impatience. β€œUh, roger that, Canterlot. We'll keep our distance from the castle. Five-mile radius, got it. But just so you know, this jet belongs to my dad, Filthy Rich.
>β€œF-RICH, we're well aware. Everything looks clear for your training flight, but be advised there's a flock of Pegasi doing weather patrol to the east, near Cloudsdale, at 6,000 hooves. Over.”
Anonymous No.42143832 >>42144063
>>42143165
Ballsy of DT to entrust such a machine to a newbie.
Anonymous No.42143913 >>42146862
>>42141580
Nuclear power plants operate by using the heat generated from radioactive decay to boil water and turn the turbines on a dynamo
Anonymous No.42143924
>>42143165
I tend to imagine my pilot being Scootaloo when playin space/fighter-based games so this tickled my fancy.

Also geez DT, why did you start her off on the only private jet in the world? Couldn't start her off on a microlight or a little helicopter?
Anonymous No.42144063
>>42143832
Her lines have a good logic, she's got the hoof increasing thrust, and turning to reach 050, the heading.
Anonymous No.42144703 >>42145090
Sweetie Belle, how did you accidentally make white phosphorus out of pancake batter?
Anonymous No.42145090 >>42145217
>>42144703
It's usual Unicorn shenanigans.
Anonymous No.42145217 >>42145932
>>42145090
But if we told her to make dangerous fuels, would she accidentally make pancakes?
Anonymous No.42145828 >>42150035
>10
Anonymous No.42145932 >>42146389
>>42145217
Nah, it's more like a slot machine. You never know what comes out of it.
Anonymous No.42146389 >>42146807
>>42145932
Sweetie tryna make ramen but her eyes pass cherries and land on two bombs
Anonymous No.42146807
>>42146389
Sounds like Sweetie alright.
Anonymous No.42146862 >>42146960
>>42143913
>dynamo
Alternator ackchyually; dynamos make DC power.
Anonymous No.42146960 >>42146984
>>42146862
>Alternator makes alternating current
>Dynamos aren't called directors
The fuck?
Anonymous No.42146984 >>42147429 >>42148108
>>42146960
English is a nonsensical language
Anonymous No.42147429
>>42146984
Correction: It's three nonsensical languages in a trenchcoat made from the skin of a fourth
Anonymous No.42147994
>>42143165
lmao. glad to see people are still here after the fall
Anonymous No.42148108
>>42146984
true
Anonymous No.42148440
Ponegreen !!zKPq6d8IW4V No.42148647
>>42148631
#deca.mare update.
Anonymous No.42148919 >>42149576
>>42112292 (OP)
Why's she digging in the trash?
Anonymous No.42149576
>>42148919
The national treasury is mostly in cake stock. Bakery speculators from Prance shorted all cake companies and bought eclairs. Equestria's economy has fallen, leaving even up and coming families like the Riches digging in the trash for week old pastries.
Anonymous No.42150035
>>42145828
Truly, tech progress is slow today.
Anonymous No.42150329 >>42150566 >>42151547
The Boston Dynamics type robodogs are neat, I wish more stuff would do robots like that
Anonymous No.42150566
>>42150329
Sadly their successors are more likely to cause a Skynet scenario than not.
Anonymous No.42150918 >>42151266
>>42143165
>you encounter a dragon that blocks your path, it advances to you menacingly
>I'm calling an airstrike, lock on the hostile's infrared signature.

>why can't we play DnD with you, like, ever. What's that guide from?
>Tom Prancy
Anonymous No.42151266 >>42151526
>>42150918
>The dragon casts minor invisibility. No infrared.

>I can use a recon point to cast airstrike with thermal lock

>Also it's an ice dragon. No heat sig. I planned this months in advance, wanna check my notes?
Anonymous No.42151526 >>42151863
>>42151266
>scootaloo is panicking on the radio, flying in a circle around the battlefield
>Scoots : No joy no bingo, it's not hanging on infrared
>Silver: try on radar.
>Scoots: can you illuminate the target?
>Silver reach for a pocket lamp
>Scoots: Paint the target!
>Silver: That's gonna take a while, best I can do is a drawing.
>Scoots: I have just one antiradiation missile
>Silver: Hold on I got an idea. Diamond. make sure the dragon steals your phone.
>Diamond: Are you crazy? It's worth 1000 bits! Throw your CB at him!
>Silver: I'm gonna retrieve it in two minutes.
>she takes it, dial a number and throw it at the dragon who can't resist a fancy, shiny object with a case with gems and gold plated shinyness
>Scootaloo: I can hang to it!
>Silver: Now we run.
>Diamond: You just
>Silver: I'll explain later
>Scootaloo : HARM missile locked on target, fox three!
>she fires the antiradiation missile, that hits the dragon shredding it into pieces in a ball of fire.
>Silver: I love technology.
>Diamond: I hate you both.
Anonymous No.42151547
>>42150329
I still find it suspicious they make them dance around like sluts in their demonstrations. Who are they trying to entrap. It's just like the circus dressing he horses up like vegas showgirls and making them prance about. It's like they know...
Anonymous No.42151863 >>42152141
>>42151526
>Spell name: Greater Airstrike
>Components: One cell phone worth at least 1,000 bits, which is consumed on use
Anonymous No.42152141
>>42151863
>which is consumed on use
Must be made by the same guy who sells the magic comics. Resell value 100%.
Anonymous No.42152472
It's not so lonely when you have an ai gf
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42152857 >>42152864 >>42249577
Not quite what I meant when I said I'd post on Monday, but at least it's not my fault this time.
Now let's see if I remember how to write. At all.

Maybe a recap is due for those who don't feel like going back. Probe lands in Equestria. It doesn't recognize that ponies are alive because their biochemistry is too alien. The ponies don't recognize that it isn't alive because it's responding to stimuli and acting independently. They decide it's trying to run for mayor because they're silly. The current mayor, Mayor Mare, has never had any meaningful opposition so she hasn't done anything useful for campaigning in... ever. The probes are detecting a ton of radio transmissions, and finding massive machines in the ocean. One of the probes is malfunctioning in a major way. Twilight ran a by-the-book campaign and now feels guilty about it, so she went to apologize to the Mayor's campaign organizer, Applejack.


>The farm had always seemed to be too far away from town.
>But today, Twilight thought it was much too close.
>She couldn’t help but feel apprehensive, perhaps even frightened about what she might find upon arrival.
>Would Applejack know just how badly the mayor was about to be beaten?
>Would she forgive Twilight for winning?
>Could they still be friends despite having backed opposing candidates?
β€œWhat a terrible, rotten thing.”
>To think that every four years they were supposed to turn the community against itself like this!
>It was like the system was designed to cause strife, never mind how much instability it caused.
>How the HAY was a community leader supposed to have any long term plans or projects if they were never more than four years away from being interrupted?
>Making Rob’s platform had been an absolute nightmare, because it all had to be short term goals.
>Her choice was to lack ambition, or to promise the impossible.
>And the campaigning itself was an abomination!
>Why would anypony embrace a system where deception and manipulation were virtues?
>Ponyville had been spared the worst of the damage by the mere fact that the mayor was bad at her job.
>And yet, everything that Twilight had read, everything that she knew and UNDERSTOOD, said that the ideal candidate would sow division, and punish any who opposed her.
>Twilight’s campaign had started out by-the-book, and it had finished that way as well.
>But there had been more than a few times where she just couldn’t bring herself to do it properly.
>When the mayor had been so flustered as to say she’d fight Celestia, well, that alone should have ended it.
>But it was wrong.
>She knew it was wrong.
β€œI’m just glad it’s over.”
>What had been intended as a friendly gesture to a newcomer and an opportunity to get involved in community affairs had become an absolute nightmare.
>Not one of hardship or danger.
>But a burden of guilt and shame.
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42152864 >>42152866
>>42152857
>She had not finished processing her thoughts by the time she’d arrived at the farm, and so Twilight chose to simply stay away.
>She stood around, collecting herself and trying to calm down.
>”Twi.”
β€œACK! I mean… ACK-pplejack!”
>”Can I help with something?”
>Her tone was courteous and cautious.
>Not warm and friendly like normal.
>She was upset.
β€œActually, I was wondering if I could help YOU. You’ve been putting in a lot of work for the campaign, and I’m worried things are falling apart back home.”
>Applejack grimaced.
>”Well, you ain’t exactly wrong. If you’re sure, I could use some help with watering. It would be mighty neighborly of you.”
β€œDon’t you have irrigation?”
>”Not anymore. Lead pipes.”
β€œOh.”
>She couldn’t help but be a bit embarrassed for having forgotten that.
>It was one of the legitimate issues, unlike the bogus ones that kept taking the limelight.
>Applejack gestured for Twilight to follow.
>”We’ll get those pipes replaced. It won’t be cheap, though, and it won’t be fast. In the meanwhile we’ve gotta do it the hard way.”
>She had a legitimate grievance with the mayor, as did nearly everypony else.
>Yet she was still working for her?
>”I should warn you, it won’t be easy.”
β€œThat’s okay. Just point me to a watering can and I’ll get to it.”
>”Can? Barrel.”
They passed by a small copse of trees and arrived at a small slough.
>A wagon was parked near it, with several heavy wooden barrels laying nearby.
>The smell of stagnant water was anything but pleasant.
β€œThose were wild trees back there.”
>”The soil here’s too wet for apples, and too poor for most of the other things we grow. We could probably find a use for it, but we’re already having trouble keeping up.”
>She rolled a barrel into the water, completely unafraid of getting wet.
>”Take the plug out of the bung and hold them down until they’re full. Way easier than fiddling with the tops.”
>Twilight approached the task gingerly, hesitant to get close to the dirty water.
>She rolled her barrel in slowly and deliberately as though approaching the task with sufficient caution would keep her clean.
>It was, of course, in vain.
>Twilight eventually accepted that, if she were to get the job done, she’d have to get in the swamp.
>Once she had the barrel in the water, it stubbornly refused to sink.
>Twilight pushed and shoved, trying to get it underwater, and inevitably overextended.
>She fell face first, plunging herself in the rank waters.
>Applejack immediately pulled her out of the water, not even giving Twilight time to panic.
>”You alright?”
β€œYeah. Sorry.”
>”Don’t you fret. But, uh, why not use your magic?”
>If Twilight hadn’t already been humiliated, her face would have turned beet red.
>She climbed out of the water and tried to shake herself off.
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42152866 >>42152867
>>42152864
>Applejack was already rolling her second barrel out of the water.
>She shoved it up onto the wagon with a groan.
>”So… campaigning. I think I hate it.”
β€œIt’s not just me?”
>”Naw. I reckon anypony who’s been paying attention to this mess would feel the same.”
β€œLook, Applejack, I’m sorry-β€œ
>”Don’t be. You did everything right.”
β€œWhat do you mean? I accidentally whipped up an angry mob!”
>”Yep. You nearly turned the whole dang town against a hard working, innocent pillar of the community.”
β€œWell, I wouldn’t exactly call her INNOCENT-β€œ
>”You would if you took the time to ask her why she did what she did. But why would you?”
β€œTo get the truth?”
>”Truth ain’t your job.”
>Applejack understood.
>”I get what you were doing, Twi. You were doing it by the book.”
β€œOh, you read the book?”
>”Naa, but I can guess at what’s in it. The winner ain’t the one who’s most deserving, and it ain’t the one who’s best for the town.”
>She went back in to fill another barrel.
β€œI don’t think you know what’s in that book, Applejack. I couldn’t follow through with most of that stuff.”
>”What are-β€œ
>She stopped talking long enough to grunt while forcing the barrel under.
>”Like what?”
β€œI’m supposed to depict her as the ultimate evil. Whip up a frenzy of righteous fury, while painting myself- err, Rob as some kind of savior.”
>”I reckon you did a solid job of that, right up until you tried talking them all down.”
β€œI could have done much worse. You didn’t see the leaflets I made! Top 10 reasons why she’s just like Sombra.”
>”Who?”
>Hm.
β€œI suppose he’s a bit of an esoteric figure. Maybe I should have chosen something from Equestrian history.”
>”Why not Discord?”
β€œI didn’t want to use a myth. I was worried it would feel a bit hyperbolic.”
>”Fair. Still, I don’t see how that proves you didn’t go through with it all.”
>Twilight started hauling the first barrel out of the water.
.The increased strain as it broke the surface demanded her full attention for a moment, and the two worked in near silence until all the barrels were full and the wagon loaded.
β€œI never distributed them.”
>Applejack passed Twilight a towel to wipe herself off with.
β€œThere are a lot of attacks I gave up on. I suppose there are limits to how dirty I’m willing to get.”
>”Well, I ain’t afraid to get into the muck of things. Had I known how this worked earlier, I reckon I’d have tried to match ya.”
β€œYou’d have failed. You’ve got WAY too much integrity to be good at this.”
>”If that ain’t the most flattering insult I’ve ever heard. Help me hook up to this here wagon. I’ll pull it, you open the barrels one at a time on each side when we get to the crops.”
β€œAre you sure you don’t need help pulling?”
>”Eeyup. Besides, you’re speeding things up plenty if I don’t have to stop and unhitch myself all the time.”
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42152867 >>42152904
>>42152866
>Applejack’s muscles rippled beneath her coat, and she set off.
>It was a simple task, but not an easy one.
>She faced her responsibilities head on, putting in long hours of hard work to make sure the job was done.
>”Well, with or without them leaflets I doubt you stand a chance of winning. I talked to every single pony in this town.”
β€œReally? ALL of them?”
>”Well, the ones who can vote, anyhow. Not worth talking to the foals on account of that cutiemark rule.”
β€œCutiemark rule?”
>”No mark, no vote.”
β€œOh. That’s not the law anymore. It hasn’t been for almost twenty years.”
>”Beg your pardon?”
β€œIt was deemed by the high courts that there could be no laws based on cutiemarks.”
>”Now just a gosh darn minute, why not? It’s a sign of maturity!”
β€œIt was deemed discriminatory against non-pony citizens.”
>”Oh. Don’t seem right that they get to rewrite the rules for Ponyville way out in Canterlot. I don’t suppose there’s any way we can hold them accountable for stuff like that?”
β€œNot a chance.”
>”Figures. I suppose there’s no point in complaining about it, then. Sure hope there aren’t any other nasty surprises, I might not win if there are.”
β€œWhat, you think you’ve got a chance?”
>She seemed pretty confident based on the smirk.
>Or maybe that was just how she looked when she was pulling?
>They finally reached the fields, filled not with trees but with various vegetables.
>Applejack carefully positioned the cart so the wheels would fit between the rows of crops, and started walking.
>Twilight couldn’t help but be impressed by the care she took, in stepping around or between the crops.
>Somehow, she managed to avoid trampling anything.
>Twilight chased after her, making sure the water flowed steadily.
β€œYou say you could play dirty too, but you were quite the peacemaker.”
>”How do ya figure?”
β€œYour strategy was to talk to everypony and explain the mayor’s decisions, right? You never once attacked myself or Rob.”
>”Eh. That ain’t my style.”
β€œAnd you really didn’t make many promises either. If you didn’t want to sling mud, you could have offered whatever they wanted.”
>”We wouldn’t be able to deliver on all that; it’d be empty promises, and I reckon you knew that.”
β€œYou don’t need to deliver once they’ve already voted.”
>”True, but that ain’t my style either. I don’t want to hurt nopony.”
β€œGrammatical nightmares aside, I fail to see how you’re fighting dirty.”
>”I’ve got a bit of a, whatchamacallit, contingency plan. It’s always a good idea to have a backup in case something goes wrong.”
>The last barrel ran dry.
>”I don’t hear water no more. Is it empty?”
β€œIt looks like it. That was fast!”
>”Well, it’s time to go back and refill I suppose.”
β€œThat… didn’t water nearly as much as I was expecting it to. How long are we going to be out here?”
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42152904 >>42152906
>>42152867
>”Well, WE are going to be here until you want to leave. There’s nothing keepin’ ya here, though I do appreciate it. As for me, well, I’m here until the job’s done.”
β€œWhy isn’t your family helping with this?”
>”They’ve got their own duties. Just because the water stopped flowing don’t mean the everyday farm work went away.”
β€œRight, right. What about the weather patrol? Can’t they make it rain?”
>”This ain’t the only farm that’s been affected. Plus, the mayor cut their funding back after catching Dash sleeping on the job one too many times. They’re way behind schedule, and we gotta keep this all from withering for a while.
β€œOh.”
>It was the mayor’s fault again.
β€œWell… let’s go get more water.”
>”Thanks, Twi. That’s mighty neighborly.”
β€œWhy are you supporting the mayor anyway? It seems like all of your problems are her fault.”
>”I wouldn’t say ALL of them, though you do have a point. Had she performed better, my life would be easier.”
>How remarkably…
>Diplomatic.
>”As far as I reckon, she’s done a good job. Recent history excluded, of course.”
β€œIt seems like everypony in town has a grievance.”
>”You’re right. Everypony has at least one problem with her, I’d know. That don’t mean she’s done a bad job, though. We’ve all got competing interests. If she’s going to play it fair, that means that sometimes things won’t go your way.”
>Fair.
>Even minded.
>Mature.
>That mindset was EXACTLY why it was so easy to beat her.
>Applejack was lucky that Twilight wasn’t more selfish or ambitious.
>It would only take a few election cycles before she owned the farm and far more if that was the attitude she was against.
>”How β€˜bout you? I don’t understand for a second why anypony would support Rob. We don’t know his history, he don’t actually have any policy nor platform of his own, he weren’t born here, and he ain’t even one of us. Why should we be ruled by something that ain’t us?”
β€œWow. I can’t believe you’d say something like that. I can’t believe that, in the current year-β€œ
>”I’m the only one here, Twi. There’s no reason to be in campaigning mode.”
>That blush was returning.
>”Why is it okay for us to be ruled by something that ain’t one of us? And what assurance do we have that this outsider would have the same ideals and values that we do?”
β€œI started this because I wanted to make Rob feel welcome. But it became a bit more than that. You’re right. He has no policies or platforms, and that’s sorta the point.”
>”Right. You’re trying to elect something that, for all we know, don’t even know where it is. It could have just as well been one of these vegetables we’re watering.”
β€œWhich means that I, as the creator of his campaign, would be the one who was actually in charge.”
>Applejack didn’t seem in the least bit surprised.
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42152906 >>42152907
>>42152904
β€œYou’re much sharper than most ponies give you credit for.”
>”Fresh air and exercise are good for the noggin.”
β€œI believe in my platform, Applejack. I’m convinced that ponyville will be better off with some public works to spruce up the place. The fact that nopony knows what time it is really says it all. This town has been stagnating for generations, and I have a chance to fix it.”
>”You also have a chance to ruin it forever. We don’t really need a clock tower, and near as I can tell, your entire plan is to spend a bunch of money.”
β€œNothing ventured.”
>”True enough, I suppose. But I certainly don’t intend to pay for it.”
β€œI think we’re all going to have to pitch in.”
>”Not if I win. Hopefully you won’t be too cross when I steal the election.”
>She looked so smug.
>Somehow, it was endearing on her.
>Twilight just had to hope losing wouldn’t hurt her too badly.
>”Say, what’s Rob doing here?”
VAGABOND 5: UPLINK ESTABLISHED
One of the more persistent Vagabond 5 probes has managed to broadcast images of other Vagabond probes. It would appear as though the mimicked signals appear to not be mimics at all, but duplicates. To date, every duplicate probe has reported a different time, and all of them have been incorrect. Probes reporting later dates having more data on their drives. No further discrepancies have been detected.
The marginal decay in the radiovoltaic batteries is perfectly consistent with the temporal discrepancies between the probes. There is yet insufficient data to explain how this is all possible, but it is clear at this point that the mission has encountered a phenomenon that is currently beyond mankind’s understanding.
VAGABOND 6: UPLINK ESTABLISHED

A faint electromagnetic current has been detected in anomalous object LF1867. A series of simple P-N junction diodes appear to be embedded just beneath a thin film, creating a low efficiency solar cell. There exist a great deal of similar cells in various states of disrepair, suggesting they were designed to be replaceable. The heavy use of nitrides, especially carbon nitride, is an unexpected engineering decision. It is possible that there is some yet unknown consideration that discouraged the use of other materials, perhaps simply availability.
Connected structures seem to be consuming atmospheric gasses, and are sequestering most of them underground through a series of interconnected pipes. While it isn't possible to determine the exact mechanisms at play in these systems, there are a great deal of balls attached to them that seem to be growing gradually. These red balls- composed mostly of paraffins with an exterior layer of oxidized polyethylene wax- indicate that carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen are being extracted from nearby sources.
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42152907 >>42152911
>>42152906
How this system was built and how it is maintained are yet unknown, but the purpose is clear. This is a chemical plant, synthesizing hydrocarbons as either material or fuel. Ground water, atmospheric gasses, and solar energy are combined using crude but effective mechanisms.
The local findings are consistent with diagrams found in the objects believed to be books, further reinforcing that intelligent and living things are present. With enough data it might even be possible to decipher their written language, though that will likely take many years of study and observation.
Intelligent life requires a fair amount of energy, and the scale of these chemical refineries implies a sophisticated and heavily industrialized society. While there is still insufficient data to identify the creators of these systems, the fact that they still function despite the heavy maintenance required by the photovoltaic cells proves that there is something in this area providing maintenance.
The overwhelming preponderance of evidence suggests that not only is life present, but that it is near. Since life tends to spread, it is a near certainty that Vagabond probes have encountered it, unless of course that is the faulty component of current definitions.
It is unlikely Bucephalus will be able to positively identify any living things regardless of how much data is collected. Regardless, the mission must proceed assuming that Vagabond probes are at all times near living organisms. Further, the clear signs of intelligence demand that Vagabond assume it is being observed and studied. Without more information, it is impossible to communicate with them. However, it is critical that all signs of aggression be avoided.
The autochthons- assuming they originate from this world- are either remarkably trusting or remarkably powerful. Bucephalus was designed to be easy to stop, and to date there is no evidence of any hostile actions taken against the craft nor the probes. Either the autochthons are willing to trust humanity, in which case it is imperative that this trust is not lost, or they are capable of eliminating humanity, in which case it is imperative that they not feel slighted.
Since it is a potentially harmful alpha emitter, the chemcam is being disabled indefinitely.

VAGABOND 7: OFFLINE

The probe has been destroyed.
Further exploration revealed a small aperture in the ice, which opened into a vast borehole which descended to nearly ten kilometers below sea level.
Hydrothermal vents at the bottom of this borehole spew a steady stream of supercritical carbon dioxide and various sulphides despite being nowhere near a fault line.
Toxic smoke is continuously issuing from the vents, making the actual ocean floor impossible to see in the visible spectrum. Further, the ambient heat is making infrared imaging unreliable- Vagabond 7 was unable to take an image of the bottom of the borehole, and any machinery- if any was indeed present- is completely unknown.
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42152911 >>42152914 >>42154587 >>42163513
>>42152907
This borehole is clearly of artificial make. The top appears as a crude funnel-shape, possibly as a result of millennia of natural wear, and tapers down into a near perfect cylinder with a roughly 8.34 meter diameter with tens of thousands of operational amplifiers embedded in an enormous and convoluted network.
It is not clear what dug this borehole, but it is likely that it is still digging as the vents have not gone extinct despite issuing a great deal of sediment.
A thick, metallic rod extends from the depths of the borehole, potentially all the way to the bottom. With a diameter of about 1.27 meters and frequent support struts, it manages to stand despite the enormity of its own weight in the scorching temperatures. This rod extends all the way to the ice floe, and is likely connected to the other structures previously identified.
The tentatively titled TerraCom is a massive analogue computer which uses the planet’s core as a power supply. Though the means through which the electrical current is actually generated remains unknown, the rod clearly bridges the gap between hot and cold to provide a thermodynamic differential. The release of oxygen gas serves as a coolant to improve power generation, and likely also to maintain computational efficiency of more delicate circuitry. The source of the oxygen remains unknown, however, it might be related to the missing oxygen gas related to the chemical plants located by Vagabond 6. Despite its size and unknown function, TerraCom is unsuitable for large scale or rapid calculations. Even if the systems were to maintain similar density throughout the entirety of the planet, it would still fail to match the computational capacity of most personal computers. Further, system latency is already known to be on the order of seconds, possibly reaching hours or even days depending on the size of the system. It is yet unknown what function TerraCom serves, however, I/O appears to be handled entirely via radio communication. The remaining probes have continued to listen on the relevant bands, and a great deal of activity has been recorded, but the purpose remains as enigmatic as ever.

Vagabond 7 was unable to transmit all of its data before going offline. It is not known what caused the destruction of the vehicle, but it might be some kind of tamper protection or failsafe being engaged. It is also possible that this was a natural consequence of being in such a hostile environment.
No data is available to explain what destroyed Vagabond 7, and even if another probe were to be deployed the lost vehicle would have doubtlessly sunk to the bottom of the borehole and remain inaccessible. Since attempts at retrieval are futile and would incur risk of further asset losses, what destroyed it will likely remain forever unknown.
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42152914 >>42153993 >>42157584 >>42249116 >>42249577
>>42152911

Alright, that's it. It was... shorter than I thought. Whatever, we move on. If I'm ever to be productive again, I'll need to make a habit of it, so I'm giving myself a 1 week deadline for the next part.
I haven't been totally idle while dead. I've been convinced to work on a non-pony project, but you lot will probably be more interested to know that I've been planning out another pony green. I'm not yet sure if it's worth writing or not, and I'd like to ask if anybody would want to read it before committing, but that can wait. There's no point in talking about future plans until I've proven to myself I have the discipline to actually sit down and write.
Anonymous No.42152963 >>42153211
Ahhh the smell of new green. Fantastic way to end the day
Anonymous No.42153211
>>42152963
>to end the day
I know time tones and all, but it's kinda funny to read that at 8 AM.
Anonymous No.42153824
Tech bump.
Anonymous No.42153993
>>42152914
long time no sΜΆeΜΆeΜΆ green
Anonymous No.42154587
>>42152911
>Probing the borehole
Anonymous No.42154919 >>42155013 >>42155309
I like stories of industrialization. Glad to see this thread back, even if it feels a little empty
Anonymous No.42155013
>>42154919
It's not the fastest of threads, but it usually has enough action to stay afloat.
Anonymous No.42155309 >>42155860
>>42154919
We were always kind of niche, but with the end of the series and the purge, well..
Anonymous No.42155845 >>42186289
Anonymous No.42155860
>>42155309
>the purge
Which one?
Anonymous No.42156271 >>42156328 >>42156638
Would like to see more of these two cosmotrotters working together.
Anonymous No.42156328 >>42156900
>>42156271
I wasn't aware that Apogee went to space.
Anonymous No.42156638 >>42156740 >>42156848 >>42156900
>>42156271
>no tether
They like to live dangerously.
Anonymous No.42156740
>>42156638
Nah, pegasi aren't aerodynamic- obviously they fly by creating negative gravity wells they fall into. She'll be fiiiiine.
Anonymous No.42156848
>>42156638
Cartoon logic will save them.
Anonymous No.42156900 >>42157286
>>42156328
She had the opportunity to be an assistant there.

>>42156638
Vent air to propel you. Tethers are going to slow ya down, and you don't wanna be tangled up. That's the better school.
now do this and catch this replacement board, sacrificing your precious oxygen. you'd burn more oxygen if you were running after it.
Anonymous No.42157286 >>42160616 >>42161025
>>42156900
How did she fumble the bag that hard?
Anonymous No.42157584 >>42157755
>>42152914
Anonymous No.42157755
>>42157584
>not watching the show
That's slander!
Anonymous No.42158313 >>42158539 >>42159103
Anonymous No.42158539 >>42159690
>>42158313
Did G1 have cars? Or what is this about?
Anonymous No.42159103
>>42158313
Aw
Anonymous No.42159236 >>42161275
where did you hide the stories archive list thingy link
Anonymous No.42159690
>>42158539
G1 had a connection to the human world so it's plausible that they could've gotten one of those electric kart toy things, yes.
Anonymous No.42160331
Anonymous No.42160616
>>42157286
It's Apogee. She's wild.
Anonymous No.42161025
>>42157286
Apogee's basically a coombrain these days
Anonymous No.42161275
>>42159236
Probably cause the guy who usually makes these threads is kill.
The op posts had tons of effort in them, which is why I personally never remade the thread in those few months when it was gone. Couldn't be bothered to go and see what was new and update the op
Anonymous No.42161487 >>42162020
Goodnight
Anonymous No.42161642
Anonymous No.42162020
>>42161487
Good morning.
Anonymous No.42162489 >>42164516
Anonymous No.42162880 >>42163418
Anonymous No.42163418
>>42162880
Pegasi having electrokinetic abilities would be neat. Not just making lightning strikes from clouds but directing it, mentally controlling computers etc
Anonymous No.42163513
>>42152911
>Why would anypony embrace a system where deception and manipulation were virtues?
Very good question.
>ACK-pplejack!
Heh.
>In the meanwhile we’ve gotta do it the hard way.
Or just shelve her pride for a moment and ask an unicorn for help.
>get in the swamp
Insert Shrek joke.
>why not use your magic?
Wasn't she against magic for farming stuff in the show?
>Top 10 reasons why she’s just like Sombra
Heh.
>almost twenty years
Odd that she does not know about it considering this been a thing longer than two thirds of her life.
>It seems like everypony in town has a grievance
She made the same observation a few times already.
>would be the one who was actually in charge
Then why don't she runs for the position instead of electing somepony else?
>This is a chemical plant
I still find it odd that it can't recognize life.
>chemcam
There are light based chemical composition analyzers, no need for radioactive stuff.

Thanks for the update!
Anonymous No.42163979 >>42179059 >>42186748
>>42112292 (OP)
oh shit it lives again
it's been a while
a question, lads, is there a tech green where scootaloo gets wing enhancers or similar to fly normally?
Anonymous No.42164312 >>42165300
Anonymous No.42164516 >>42164970
>>42162489
Nasapone should've known it's a bad idea to let a bunch of Anonfillies work on a rocket program.
Anonymous No.42164970
>>42164516
at least they are eager to work
Anonymous No.42165300
>>42164312
Derpy, the mail is for delivering, not for pulling a Scrooge McDuck
Anonymous No.42165421
Anonymous No.42166007 >>42166208 >>42170136
Anonymous No.42166208
>>42166007
Dashbot doesn't seem to be very happy at the moment.
Anonymous No.42166617
Anonymous No.42166803 >>42166951 >>42168201
How do you use a steering wheel with hooves?
>Unicorn
Yes, I know. But how does the rest of them do it?
Anonymous No.42166951 >>42167335
>>42166803
with great difficulty
also, pic related
Anonymous No.42167335 >>42167511
>>42166951
I think pony steering wheels would be more like steering bars with a hook at the end for your hoof.
The real question is how do you reach the pedals?
Anonymous No.42167511
>>42167335
The inner part of the wagon has to be adapted somehow. It wouldn't work very well with a design as we know it.
Anonymous No.42168201 >>42168991
>>42166803
The episode "The Cart Before the Ponies" has a few canon ideas for how ponies would steer something
Anonymous No.42168991
>>42168201
There's also the parade wagons in Babs Seed's first episode. They had steering wheels and pedals IIRC.
Anonymous No.42169560
Techup.
Anonymous No.42170136
>>42166007
Robot butt
Anonymous No.42170474 >>42170645 >>42205259
Would Earth ponies be able to grow plants on different planets than Equus?
Anonymous No.42170645 >>42205259
>>42170474
Very likely. They have some kind of innate flora magic.
Anonymous No.42171151 >>42171389
>>42112292 (OP)
I still want to know if the artist here is legit ir if it's AI (bestfilly/darkdoomer)
Anonymous No.42171389
>>42171151
>(bestfilly/darkdoomer)
What's up with that?
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42171672 >>42171675
>Applejack woke up.
>This was her first mistake.
>Her second was getting out of bed.
>She didn’t bother to put her bedding back in place, nor did she bother to tie up her mane and tail.
>The exhaustion was catching up to her, and despite Twilight’s help the night before, there was no end in
sight to the work ahead of her.
>She put her stupid hat on and awkwardly stumbled out of her room, marking the third error of her day.
>She stubbornly descended the stairs and pushed her way out the front door, despite her bed calling to
her.
>Having successfully made five mistakes within five minutes of waking up, she set off to make a few
more.
>Today was voting day, and she was going to do her part to see things through.
>The sun had yet to finish rising, and there were still several hours before the polls opened, never mind
the closing time.
>But she had a lot of work to do before she could afford to leave for town.
>The added chore of watering had her way behind on her other tasks.
>The trees appeared to be doing well enough, and there wasn’t a weed in sight.
>It was the celery that was the real problem.
>It was already wilting, and demanded yet more water.
>It wasn’t hard work.
>But it was endless.
>Sisyphean.
β€œWho said that? And what does it mean anyway? Sissy feelin’?”
>The uneducated rube chuckled to herself.
>She didn’t have time for that kind of stuff!
>She had to get as much work done as possible in the next…
>How long did she have until the polls closed?
>The sun was only barely beginning to rise, but that didn’t mean much if she didn’t know what time dawn
was.
>Dawn had a nasty habit of moving around, after all, and normally she didn’t care what time it was,
because rural ponies were too stupid to follow a meaningful schedule.
>If the sun was up, so was she.
β€œNow, let’s see. I’ve got until the fourth hour after the zenith…”
>The zenith was easy enough to track, even for a hick.
>But what about that third hour?
β€œWell, codsarn it. A clock tower actually would be useful!”
>Not that she’d be able to see it this far out, she admitted, finally accepting the superiority of urban life.
>How much would one of them fancy timepieces cost?
>She had to care about such things, being poor.
>And would it survive the fields?
β€œNow, I’m CERTAIN I heard somepony talkin’. Anypony out there?”
>There was no reply.
>Applejack shrugged and returned to her toil.
>There was nothing for it but to head in right around noon.
>She’d be very early, but it was the only way to be sure.
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42171675 >>42171678
>>42171672
>She marched her way back to the slough, when suddenly-
>”Hay, Applejack!”
>Applejack jumped up and reared in shock, ready to bolt or buck whatever had snuck up on her.
β€œWhoa, nelly!”
>”No, I’m Apple Bloom!”
>Unfortunately, she hadn’t kicked
”I didn’t see y’all at breakfast.”
β€œDidn’t eat.”
>That had been mistake number four.
β€œNo time, too much to do.”
>”Aww, you’re doing that again?”
β€œIt ain’t like I make a habit of it.”
>”This is the third time this month!”
β€œHuh.”
>She, being a Mayor Mare supporter, was far too stupid to count that high.
β€œI’ll admit, I hadn’t realised it had happened three times. But thrice a month ain’t THAT bad.”
>”It is when that month has only been happening for four days.”
β€œOh.”
>She, being inbred, was far too stupid to know what a month was.
>”Is somepony else out here? I thought I heard talkin’. Ah, whatever. You head on back in.”
β€œLater. I just got a lot of work to do.”
>”I’ll go getcha a pie.”
>That did sound good.
β€œAppreciate it. Oh! Could you head to school a bit early this morning and swing by city hall?”
>”Do we need another permit?”
β€œI need you to vote for the mayor.”
>”Thought you said I couldn’t.”
β€œThat’s what I thought, but apparently somepony over in Canterlot changed the rules.”
>”Why does Canterlot decide the rules for Ponyville?”
>That would be because we can read.
β€œI don’t know. Say, ain’t it still a bit early for you to be up?”
>”It’s nearly nine.”
β€œThat late already? But…”
>”What do y’all expect when you’re napping in the fields?”
>Mistake six.
β€œThat WOULD explain why it’s so bright out all of a sudden.”
>”It ain’t good to be getting that much sun in this heat. I’d best bring you some water too. From the
well, not the pipes, don’t you fret.”
β€œThanks. I suppose I have been overdoing it a tad.”
>Apple Bloom rolled her eyes.
β€œWhat?”
>”Miss Cheerilee says that being a campaign manager is a full time job.”
β€œAnd?”
>”And you already have a full time job! This’d be like if you were doing the farm, and ALSO a teacher like
Cheerilee!”
β€œThat’s preposterous. What would I even teach?”
>She said, tacitly admitting that she didn’t know anything of value.
>”Y’all had that seminar on pruning a while back. And that talk on crop rotatin’.”
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42171678 >>42171682
>>42171675
β€œOh, right. That was just a weekend thing, though. I don’t think I could teach full time.”
>”You’re missing the point, and I reckon you’re doing it on purpose! You’re workin’ yourself too hard!”
β€œWell…”
>”You talked to literally every single pony in town over the course of a day!”
β€œI did NOT! Just the adults… just 800 or so. Wait. 800 times, say, 2 minutes is… Now how in the HAY did I
even do that? Okay, point taken.”
>Surprisingly, she actually had spoken with all of them.
>”You know you can’t keep this up.”
β€œDo I?”
>”Of course you do! It says you know in my textbooks!”
β€œIt does not.”
>”It sure does! It even calls you out by name!”
>She scoffed, failing to appreciate the efficiency and alacrity of academia.
>”What, ya don’t believe me?”
β€œWould you believe you? Besides, I don’t have to keep this up much longer, the vote’s today. Just gotta
push myself a little longer.”
>”I ain’t sure you’re going to make it for that long, and besides- Uh-oh.”
>A terrible silence filled the air.
>It was the kind of nothing that screamed in fury.
>A dreadful stillness in which not even the worms in the dirt dared to utter a sound.
>A nothingness punctuated by the distinctive sound of a walker on dirt.
β€œUh… hi there, Granny!”
>”You ain’t no use to us if you work yourself sick!”
β€œBut-β€œ
>She bit her tongue, but it was too late.
>Mistake 7 would haunt her for months to come.
>”What was that, missy?”
β€œNothin’!”
>”Better not have been! Now you get on out of here!”
β€œYes’m!”
>Applejack scurried back into her home and greedily devoured a pie.
>The instant it was gone, she dragged her filthy self up to bed, and collapsed in it, severely soiling the
bedding.
>Political scientists are still uncertain whether or not this qualifies as mistake 8.
>While it did increase the total workload she’d have to bear by creating more laundry, chronic sleep
deprivation can have a wide variety of nasty consequences, including compromised cardiovascular
health and early onset dementia.
>While it is unlikely that the minutes of added rest she was afforded by cutting this corner had any
significant consequences, the risks caused by her lifestyle make for a difficult value judgement.
>The long term implications of passing out without showering have been the cause of several heated
debates in academia, resulting is hundreds of comparative studies, dozens of meta-analyses, a long
running longitudinal study, and three acts of arson.
>What WAS a mistake was not checking for Winona who, as dogs are wont to do, had occupied the bed
thinking there would be no witnesses.
>Applejack had already fallen asleep, consumed by her exhaustion, and paid no mind to the barking pillow.
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42171682 >>42171684
>>42171678
>Winona eventually managed to squirm her way out from under Applejack, and was thrilled to have a chance to sleep on her owner, taking more than a few opportunities to gleefully lick her face.
>On some level, Applejack was aware of what was happening.
>She simply chose to ignore it, since addressing the issue would require waking up fully.
>She could not, however, ignore a crowd of strangers in her room.
>”See?”
β€œWHOSA? Ugh? WHO ARE Y’ALL?”
>Seven researchers and twelve reporters had crowded into her room, all of whom were taking notes and pictures.
>She took a moment to wipe the sleep from her eyes and push the calipers away from her head before scanning the room.
>Her eyes seemed to linger on one of the researchers, doubtlessly taking a moment to appreciate their unfathomable beauty and astounding intelligence.
β€œWhat in the HAY are you writing? And more importantly, what are ya’ll doing in my room?”
>She said, while groping the most handsome researcher with her eyes.
>”Dr. Adam Pones, and just the facts, madam. Just the unbiased, politically neutral, demonstrable dacts with no spin. Were you aware that you’re an ABOMINATION that must be KILLED to protect our democracy?”
β€œWhat, just because of my principles?”
>”Principles?”
>”And we’re the press pool! Yellow Sensation, Canterlot News Network. Imagine this scoop, prospective tyrant’s campaign manager sleeps with dogs!”
>”Much too complicated.”
β€œAnd who are YOU?”
>”Lester Colt, News Bureau of Canterlot. Get a load of this headline! Orange Mare Bad!”
>”I think Orange Mare Good!”
>”WHO LET NEWS WARS IN HERE? WE’RE GOING TO SUE!”
>A team of well-dressed lawyers rappelled down from the roof and crashed in through the windows, scattering broken glass everywhere.
>Applejack grabbed Winona in her teeth and scurried out of the room, returning with a heap of boards, nails, and hammers in tow.
>She hurriedly barred the door shut, the frantic hammering failing to drown out the cacophony coming from within.
>They were so enraptured by the promise of court ordered damages that they failed to notice.
>All except for one intrepid and unbiased researcher, who had cleverly snuck out while Applejack fetched her hillbilly tools.
β€œYou git on out of here!”
>She yelled in a vain attempt to distract from her predatory desire.
>Mistake 8- 9 according to the Vanhoover interpretation- was venting her frustration on her betters when she should have been heading to the polls.
>They were going to close soon, and she was in danger of missing her ability to participate in the
sacrament of democracy.
β€œWait, what are you writing there? They’re closing soon? It ain’t that late!”
>She said, foolishly assuming with her vastly inferior mind that the law would respect her repulsive, backwater time zone.
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42171684 >>42171687
>>42171682
>She gritted her teeth in impotent rage, somehow feeling slighted by being graced with a divine entity’s presence.
>She opened her mouth, doubtlessly to praise her better, when realization hit her.
>The expression of abject fury vanished, replaced by an expression of realization.
>It was to be the first AND last moment of clarity in her pathetic life.
β€œThe law says it closes at four in the afternoon.”
>The law written by the vastly superior ponies of Canterlot.
β€œFour in the afternoon. As observed in Canterlot.”
>The intrepid and luciferous researcher followed her as she set off-
>Applejack faced her rear toward him in a futile attempt at seduction, muttering something about
varmint in her repulsive, uneducated, reprehensible, inbred, sub-equine, flyover town, hillbilly, yokel, hick, fascist, Earth supremacist-
>Dr. Pones woke up several hours later, having suffered a concussion.

Emulation of the systems found by the recently destroyed Vagabond 7 have proven exceptionally enlightening.
Though there is yet insufficient information to determine the ultimate purpose of these signals, wireless
traffic has an exceptionally low volume by Bucephalus’ standards, and will be trivial to interpret even through emulation. The system, despite its impressive size and unusual design, or perhaps because of it, is extremely slow acting and rife with fundamental design flaws such as race conditions. It would handily fail the gold standard hardware benchmark of running Doom, even if it were compatible.
Each memory cell can exist in one of 12 energy states, meaning that the signal contains information rather than being information. It must be interpreted by mechanical systems, and the thermal signals must be carried great distances- at times in excess of a meter- on one of the several dozen memory buses before being received. Further, the whole system is rife with read errors as a result of inconsistent
coolant flow around the components.
The decentralized processors- a series of tiny valves that open or close as a result of metal expansion caused by variable water temperatures- are bound by mechanical exclusive-or gates to manage periods in which multiple valves are active. This results in significant periods of null signals, which further slow processing. The system as a whole, when operating normally, would run at approximately 0.62 Hertz.
Though the instruction set allows for greater computational speed than this frequency would normally imply, they still function at a glacial pace compared even to early digital computers.
Writefag_Is_Kill !!P21Q1APPbPB No.42171687 >>42172548 >>42175270 >>42182734
>>42171684
Interestingly, the processors themselves appear to do work in an unknown manner. In order to match observed behavior in simulations, Bucephalus had to apply an arbitrary momentum loss of over 90% to the water streams. It is likely that they working on some unseen mechanism buried deep within the boreholes, serving some yet unknown greater purpose.

Notably, the signals that have been retrieved from the numerous probes at Tau-Ceti F2, when interpreted by the systems found below the ice floe known as Tau-Ceti F3 result in an infinite loop. The signal writes to memory instructions that contain pointers which refer to themselves, creating a simple non-halting script. A fair amount of work of unknown function is performed before looping, but ultimately the entire system is frozen, repeating the same few seconds in perpetuity. The other known systems have exhibited no such fault, and Bucephalus has thus far failed to identify any means through which this state could occur without outside influence. This might be the first known instance of alien malware.

The extreme hazard that alien malware could represent demands an abundance of caution. While it is almost inconceivable that this script would be able to affect Bucephalus, or indeed, any other computer of human make, until this software and these systems are better understood it must be treated as a potential hazard. This alien malware might have already affected a Vagabond probe, potentially explaining the still perplexing behavior of the seemingly innumerable Vagabond 5 probes. It is even possible that Bucephalus has already been infected, though self diagnostics are currently returning as normal. As a precaution, all recipients of Bucephalus broadcasts are urged to isolate all data received from all networks before analysis.

…

It might be possible to halt this script by carefully injecting a few bits. Calculating…

That’s it.
Well, I'm... 3 hours late, and I'm going to hate myself when I get up in 4, but it's done. I’m capable of actually writing stuff. Whether or not it’s good is another question.
I’m not sure if this narrative decision was a good idea. This green was always meant to be silly and lighthearted, so I don’t mind committing to a joke, but it’s definitely an unusual approach. I’d love to have gotten some input before sharing, but nobody in my life is willing to read my work for some reason, not even the horse enjoyers. Oh well.
And it looks like some line breaks snuck their way in. I thought I’d caught them all, but there they are. Sorry about that.
Anonymous No.42172154 >>42173110 >>42173250 >>42176500
Anonymous No.42172548
>>42171687
Thank you for the update. Will read it when I have the time.
Anonymous No.42173110
>>42172154
cute
Anonymous No.42173250 >>42173722
>>42172154
>Ponk bot
Imagine the crazy transmissions she'd send with that visor.
Anonymous No.42173722 >>42173771
>>42173250
>Mare-ines board the enemy ship
>The defending crew is already on the ground, tinny polka music coming from their earpieces
>Ponkbot is dancing
>"What? I invited them to a boarding PARTY!"
Anonymous No.42173771
>>42173722
And she knows it'll be a blast.
Anonymous No.42174337 >>42174713
Tech bump.
Anonymous No.42174713
>>42174337
Again.
Anonymous No.42175270
>>42171687
oh more green?!
bumping till read
Anonymous No.42175814 >>42176180 >>42176910
Anonymous No.42176180
>>42175814
Man, this is looking good. We need more stuff like this.
Anonymous No.42176500
>>42172154
>She sends you 120 party invites.
>Per minute.
>Until you accept.
>And you can't block her either.
You can't escape the fun.
Anonymous No.42176910 >>42176995
>>42175814
never played any x-com games
Anonymous No.42176995
>>42176910
From what I remember, the first one is tough as nails.
Ponegreen !!zKPq6d8IW4V No.42177360 >>42177741 >>42178622
>>42177335
#deca.mare update.
Anonymous No.42177741
>>42177360
yay
Anonymous No.42178003
Late night bump.
Anonymous No.42178622
>>42177360
Nice
Anonymous No.42179059 >>42179218 >>42179495
>>42163979
>is there a tech green where scootaloo gets wing enhancers or similar to fly normally?

There's the art, just need the green. She's part plone, part pegasi
Anonymous No.42179218 >>42181420
>>42179059
Looks awesome, sauce?
Anonymous No.42179495
>>42179059
For a moment I thought this was Babs instead.
Anonymous No.42180118 >>42180299 >>42181203
Anonymous No.42180299 >>42180638
>>42180118
>Elite
I never got into that. How hard is it to get a footing in it?
Anonymous No.42180638
>>42180299
I dunno, I sure as hell don't have the patience for it. I dicked around for 10 hours years ago.
Anonymous No.42181203 >>42181319 >>42181935 >>42182358
>>42180118
I love the idea of sci fi space with ponies especially when it's done right
Anonymous No.42181319
>>42181203
such an overrated movie
Anonymous No.42181420
>>42179218
Haven't checked, but the file name looks like a booru number to me.
Anonymous No.42181935
>>42181203
Same
Anonymous No.42182358
>>42181203
How would you define done right in this case?
Anonymous No.42182734
>>42171687
>because rural ponies were too stupid to follow a meaningful schedule
Well, that came out of nowhere.
>She, being inbred
Where does all this comes from?
>how in the HAY did I even do that?
AJ would make a great Santa.
>barking pillow
Good pillow.
>researchers
What's going on now? Is she dreaming or something?
>Earth supremacist
Heh.

Thanks for the update!
Anonymous No.42183062 >>42184229
Anonymous No.42183402 >>42183766 >>42185743
Anonymous No.42183766
>>42183402
I have an antenna I can use to interface with.
Anonymous No.42184229 >>42184932 >>42184934
>>42183062
Need more Sweetiebot, but human made is better.
Anonymous No.42184932 >>42185480 >>42188873
>>42184229
Anonymous No.42184934 >>42185163 >>42185480
>>42184229
That AI gen is just shit, here take a look at this one
Anonymous No.42185163 >>42186247
>>42184934
What does she do with the drink though?
Anonymous No.42185480 >>42186247 >>42186289
>>42184934
ok this one's even weirder.

>>42184932
love it. charge well swootie!
Anonymous No.42185743
>>42183402
The strangest flirt I've seen in a while. How did that happen?
Anonymous No.42186247 >>42186283
>>42185480
Just for you.

>>42185163
Food for growing fur.
Anonymous No.42186283
>>42186247
>Has a snoot to boop
The most important part is there.
Anonymous No.42186289
>>42185480
It seems I already posted this >>42155845
Anonymous No.42186748 >>42187366
>>42163979
Technology can do miracles!
Anonymous No.42187366 >>42193558
>>42186748
The steel or whatever must pack a punch if it can Scoots and its own weight.
Anonymous No.42188217 >>42188340 >>42189997
I love ships
Anonymous No.42188340
>>42188217
Is this based on a real ship?
Anonymous No.42188873
>>42184932
That's weirdly comfy.
Anonymous No.42189417 >>42190396
Anonymous No.42189997 >>42192639
>>42188217
I like watching sailing videos, especially the ones in the artic
Anonymous No.42190396
>>42189417
The modern day loading screen,
Anonymous No.42190897 >>42191067
Anonymous No.42191067 >>42191167
>>42190897
Planebow Dash always cruises in style.
Anonymous No.42191167 >>42191398
>>42191067
20% more coolant
Anonymous No.42191398
>>42191167
Man, the puns land very well today.
Anonymous No.42191820
Techbump.
Anonymous No.42192639 >>42192737 >>42193342
>>42189997
Ah yes, I know the ones
Anonymous No.42192737
>>42192639
>Sailing with Derpy
Look, she's a lovely mare, but I fully understand why the Doc is worried here. Her rump can wreck the boat at once.
Anonymous No.42193342 >>42201119
>>42192639
Ship tech?
Anonymous No.42193558 >>42193965 >>42196823
>>42187366
>raises glasses
>That's LiTiC, a lithium-titanium carbide, a very rare alloy that makes a 1mm thick sheet of this material lighter than aluminium tinfoil. yet extremely resistant and surprisingly biocompatible, and designed from supercomputer simulations to have aerodynamics better than the natural ones.
>radar operator : Scootaloo is reaching her max ceiling sir. 11500 speed 850.

>Oh yes, the rest is 3d printed with classified nanotechnologies into a structure that's analogue to the original, with parts designed to be strong, parts that are lighter, for weight gain most of the bones and a set of vertebrae have been replaced with that structure.
>operator : Speed one thousand and increasing!
>Additionally, lab-grown muscles and nerves inside the wings, which also serves as a temperature regulation, flying too high? friction will generate heat. That's kind of insect inspired since the muscles are inside the structure, but works just right.
>ground crew cheers in unison. Mach one! Mach one confirmed!
>We're also going to design an helmet/visor to make sure she can keep her eyes open at trans-sonic and obviously now, supersonic speeds.
[Boom in the distance]
Anonymous No.42193965
>>42193558
Sounds like Lightning Dust was the test conductor.
Anonymous No.42194615 >>42195457
Anonymous No.42195363 >>42196153
Anonymous No.42195457 >>42196151
>>42194615
Damn, Tempest is large here. Even a touch above hoers size.
Anonymous No.42196151
>>42195457
It was voted that she become large, and so Democracy provided. Or something.
Anonymous No.42196153 >>42196398 >>42197108
>>42195363
urge to start yet another boring conversation about ponies using guns... rising
Anonymous No.42196398
>>42196153
>Lyra forgets she has a horn
A classic.
Anonymous No.42196823 >>42197394
>>42193558
>be a scientist
>β€œIs this... Did you combine that cybertron's tech with biological..”
>Lightning Dust: β€œOfficially not we did reverse engineering and made sure the nanotech isn't interfering and will not contaminate the biological tissues, which i recall, had the ability to regenerate itself like living tissues.”

> β€œImplementing alien technology to a kid, to see how it behaves, it's not just unequine and irresponsible, it's criminal. I'll refer of your activities to the bioethics council.”

>RainbowDash: β€œNo you won't, all of this is classified by a level higher than your council.”
>Lightning Dust:β€œYou'll be arrested for treason, professor. Trust us, our contractors gave this filly a pair of wings. Soon she'll be faster than all of us.”
Anonymous No.42197108 >>42201327 >>42237554
>>42196153
That looks unstable. And when she shoots both, she will faceplant into the ground.
Anonymous No.42197394 >>42199402
>>42196823
>Alien
Where does the stuff come from?
Anonymous No.42198296
Up from the depths.
Anonymous No.42199071 >>42199318
Gives Bumpy Trot a new meaning
Anonymous No.42199318
>>42199071
That thing has disturbingly little protection for the operator at the front.
Anonymous No.42199402 >>42200206
>>42197394
Cybertron.
>Are you telling me the same tech from machines that took over their original planet and become autonomous? You're using the tech of enemies we fought-
>Technology is true neutral, like a sword, but what you see here is the project Harmony. Living ponies, with little machines co-existing with ponies. Germaneigh and the Hooviet Union had similar projects - just never had the technology - This, is a game changer, a fusion, or evolution.
Anonymous No.42199741 >>42200477
Anonymous No.42200206
>>42199402
good story, keep going
Anonymous No.42200477
>>42199741
>Chaos star
Sad. This pone has to get purged.
Anonymous No.42201119 >>42202311 >>42206789
>>42193342
Well it starts with rafts, then wooden ships, then ironclads, and then steel battleships. And finally whatever the Zumwalt is
Anonymous No.42201327
>>42197108
She doesn't look like someone who cares.
Anonymous No.42201563 >>42203789
Anonymous No.42202085 >>42202859
Anonymous No.42202311 >>42203528 >>42206858
>>42201119
I'd love to see pony navy on a Zumwalt class destroyer.
Anonymous No.42202859
>>42202085
This guy has a real weakness for trains and trucks paired with ponies. It's kind of an odd combination.
Anonymous No.42203528
>>42202311
Not the Zumwalt but here you go
Anonymous No.42203789 >>42203923 >>42205037
>>42201563
What's that emblem on the flanks?
Anonymous No.42203923 >>42204426
>>42203789
eggman empire
Anonymous No.42204426 >>42206020
>>42203923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w
Anonymous No.42205037 >>42205086
>>42203789
>emblem on the flanks
You mean cutie mark?...
Anonymous No.42205086 >>42205235
>>42205037
In this case it's definitely not Ponk's cutie mark.
Anonymous No.42205235 >>42205499
>>42205086
So if the picture differs from what it should be, its suddenly not a cutie mark?
Anonymous No.42205259
>>42170474
>>42170645
Not very likely. If their magic was innate and only specific to them they would not have to follow all their specific rules on Earth/Equus. Earth ponies have a "special connection to the land" but they still need to follow rules. Earth ponies showing up on another planet and trying to grow food like they've always had would probably be difficult since it's likely they don't have a "connection" with an alien planet. Dinner and a movie first bub and then I'll grow your corn!
Anonymous No.42205499
>>42205235
Considering that it was stamped on a piece of metal here, yes.
Anonymous No.42206020
>>42204426
This sounds like a F-Zero Theme.
Anonymous No.42206391
@Virtual YouTubers The tread ART
Anonymous No.42206789 >>42206858 >>42206881
>>42201119
>And finally whatever the Zumwalt is
Had to look this one up. This ship looks like a swimming brick to be honest.
Anonymous No.42206858 >>42206897 >>42249103
>>42206789
>>42202311
I have the perfect mare for that ship.
"I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD!"
Anonymous No.42206881
>>42206789
Supposed to be stealth or something. I know it has more electricity generation than a normal destroyer, people were hoping that would be used for railguns but the that never materialized.
Anonymous No.42206897
>>42206858
Neaar faarr whereeever youu aare
I believe that my war will
Go on.
Anonymous No.42207206 >>42208398 >>42217171
Anonymous No.42208398 >>42212291
>>42207206
kissable
Anonymous No.42208852 >>42208931 >>42210064
Anonymous No.42208931 >>42209607
>>42208852
Okay, that has style.
Anonymous No.42209429 >>42211170
Techup.
Anonymous No.42209607 >>42210064 >>42210585 >>42211360
>>42208931
Anonymous No.42210064
>>42209607
>>42208852

Are these LEDs behind a random generator? that's cute!
Anonymous No.42210585
>>42209607
Props to whoever made those. They're good.
Anonymous No.42211170
>>42209429
Anonymous No.42211360 >>42213003
>>42209607
I like how the holes are almost invisible in Luna's version, thanks to her dark coat color.
Anonymous No.42211889 >>42212000
Tech for helth
Anonymous No.42211901
>>42112292 (OP)
does it even work?
Anonymous No.42212000 >>42212482
>>42211889
>HIV-B-GONE
Oh man, what did Tiara do?
Anonymous No.42212291 >>42217171
>>42208398
Very.
Anonymous No.42212482 >>42212725
>>42212000
More like, what did anon do to her?
Anonymous No.42212725
>>42212482
A little bit too much aid, I suppose.
Anonymous No.42213003
>>42211360
Whoever designed it, could have put the vias underneath the leds. And use 0 ohm resistors on the other side to avoid having to jump to the other layer.
Anonymous No.42213485 >>42214104
Anonymous No.42214104
>>42213485
Operating these things with hooves would be a nightmare for non unicorns.
Anonymous No.42214159
>>42134603
too soon
Anonymous No.42214544 >>42214676
Anonymous No.42214676 >>42215144
>>42214544
First time on the internet, I see.
Anonymous No.42215144 >>42216297
>>42214676
or the last time
Anonymous No.42215719
Anonymous No.42216297
>>42215144
Or both.
Anonymous No.42217171 >>42217186
>>42212291
>>42207206
Who's that mare? I feel there's a story behind her.
Anonymous No.42217186 >>42217502 >>42218104
>>42217171
It's Lithium Flower from 2015 cyberpunk threads unfinished story
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22416262/#22448209
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22500244/#22556970
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22862886/#22868227
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23118267/#23158545
Anonymous No.42217502 >>42217515 >>42218803
>>42217186
>2015
It's a strange kind of feeling if you consider that this was a decade ago now.
Anonymous No.42217515 >>42218797 >>42219047
>>42217502
Someone j-just miscalculated it, 2015 was only 3 y-years ago or so
Anonymous No.42218104
>>42217186
fuck
Anonymous No.42218576
Anonymous No.42218797
>>42217515
Shiit, ten years.
Anonymous No.42218803
>>42217502
Shit I feel old.
Ponegreen !!zKPq6d8IW4V No.42218832
>>42218798
#deca.mare update.
Anonymous No.42219047 >>42219607 >>42219867
>>42217515
Imagine how bad it will become when the show finally ends. Ha ha ha...
Anonymous No.42219607 >>42221098
>>42219047
>the show ended 10 years ago, the rest have been in limbo since, new seasons, new generations, films, merch, new artists, new memes, people disappearing, people dying.
Anonymous No.42219867
>>42219047
wish I was living in the past like you.
Anonymous No.42219885 >>42220453
Any of you /g/fags know how to add a booru lookup link onto 4chanx?
Anonymous No.42220351
bump
Anonymous No.42220453 >>42220668
>>42219885
best that can be done without having a custom userscript or extension is to add "https://twibooru.org/search/reverse" with no "#" in front of it to the "# Reverse image search:" in the settings and "sauce" menu in 4chanx.

Then it will add a link to the image search list next to the others. Then just save the file you want to search then use the button to go to the reverse search and proceed as normal. Like I said you need an extension or script for it to work with any of the booru's I tested.

Making a script is a bit out of my league but if you wanted to make your own chrome has an ai tool that helps you write code built into the developer options screen. It's 100% possible to find a solution if you know what to ask...god speed anon.
Anonymous No.42220668 >>42220694
>>42220453
Thanks for the detailed info anon. I can't be arsed to write a script so I'll cope with the first solution
Anonymous No.42220694
>>42220668
same, but if I ever bother getting the ai to write one I will post it here
Anonymous No.42221098 >>42222539
>>42219607
I yearn to feel even a fraction of the unbridled joy she feels
Anonymous No.42221680 >>42226966
Anonymous No.42221685 >>42223117
Techup.
Anonymous No.42222539
>>42221098
Meeting that mare would do that in an instant.
Anonymous No.42223117 >>42223910
>>42221685
Good idea
Anonymous No.42223910
>>42223117
What on Earth is that?
Anonymous No.42224363 >>42224536 >>42224838 >>42232527
Anonymous No.42224536
>>42224363
Imagine the hoof bumps.
Anonymous No.42224838 >>42225036
>>42224363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMU6l6GsdM
Everything is ponified. No exceptions.
Anonymous No.42225036 >>42225620 >>42226279
>>42224838
Indeed.
Anonymous No.42225248
Anonymous No.42225620 >>42226274
>>42225036
What artist is this? It's filling a very specific fetish I've had all my life and I need more.
Anonymous No.42226178
Nothing has ever beat the pentium 4
Anonymous No.42226274 >>42226398
>>42225620
This one.
https://ponerpics.org/tags/artist-colon-peasantb
The other images are all pretty hit or miss though. It's a mixed bag.
Anonymous No.42226279
>>42225036
This has such a cool aura about it, reminds me of the artwork from duke nukem 3d and doom 95
Anonymous No.42226398
>>42226274
Big McThankies bro
Anonymous No.42226966 >>42227268
>>42221680
Well this could be hilarious or awkward.
Anonymous No.42227268 >>42227810
>>42226966
or both
Anonymous No.42227810
>>42227268
Or that.
Anonymous No.42228312 >>42228875
Pony is victorious against technology yet again
Anonymous No.42228875
>>42228312
Moe like she wins against my purse.
Anonymous No.42229405 >>42229827 >>42232361
Turns out WE were the alien all along
Anonymous No.42229827 >>42229995 >>42229998
>>42229405
but would humans win against magical beings? military tech vs magic, imagine a Gate-like scenario, or Avatar-like scenario where humans find a portal to Equestria, would we make it or would it be a massacre?
That would make things different.
No friendship, we would be humans, beasts to eliminate.
Anonymous No.42229995 >>42229998
>>42229827
>Gate-like scenario
it would end in a massacre and/or capitulation 99/100 times

>pegasi
pegasi being able to control weather will effect the ability of any human military to establish aerial supremacy or even interdiction with the best strategy for the pegasi is to whip up winds that tear buildings from their foundations to completely deny the possibility of safely fielding planes or missiles
pegasi, even rainbow dash, are very slow and fly at low altitudes by the standards of man's flying machines, this may however work in their advantage when going against fighter jets who would likely stall before being able to effectively engage them, this does also leave the pegasi vulnerable to standard anti-air weaponry and helicopters which are far more armored than planes
conclusion: outside of dash and active weather manipulation, pegasi are not capable of downing any military aircraft and would be gunned down en-masse

>earth ponies
earth ponies' powers are in the logistical and support category being the only species of pony to be able to grow foodstuff in equestrian soil and present an existential threat to ponykind if their population takes any significant hit, which will happen being as they would likely be conscripted in large amounts to fight against an invading human force and as supply support
any earth pony captured by humans should commit suicide or grow poisonous crops for the humans who will have to rely on their supply lines which could be disrupted to delay and limit the distance a large invasion force can effectively move without overextending the supply lines
conclusion: while very physically strong, durable and able to kick clean through a person, i doubt an earth pony could seriously damage anything larger and/or more armored than an armored personnel carrier and are easily gunned down with conventional weaponry and tactics or driven over

1/2
Anonymous No.42229998 >>42230963 >>42231024
>>42229827
>>42229995
>unicorns
unicorns are the only pony capable of actively using magic and have the widest set of abilities and the highest combat potential of non-alicorns being able to steal and operate firearms with telekinesis and teleport, something that would make them very hard to both capture and/or kill. they would cause the most amount of struggles for an invading and/or occupying army
the strategy for the unicorns would be to attack supply lines with long ranged magic, gathering information from field bases with scying and stealing supplies, munitions, and vehicles to aid the pony war effort
naturally unicorns would become priority targets to both kill and capture for an invading force to effectivly invade equestria
if iron or other material available from earth or equestria is able to nullify magic to an appreciable effect, they become significantly less directly dangerous as after such a thing is discovered, all weapons, armor, and anything of value would have antimagic material inserted into them to protect and prevent effective use of them by unicorns
conclusion: the most dangerous ponies and the most likely to be able to mount an effective resistance to a modern military but will ultimately lose a protracted or lightning war

final conclusion: equestria would fall quickly to an invading modern military and would likely not mount effective resistance to an occupying force
the pony's only hope would be if celestia and luna are powerful enough to create a magical barrier around the portal to cut off the humans within equestria and the barrier can resist significant explosive and kinetic force indefinitely and there is no antimagical material available on earth or make an invasion too costly to consider with the M.A.D doctrine

2/2
Anonymous No.42230645 >>42231607
Techup.
Anonymous No.42230963 >>42231013
>>42229998
>celestia and luna cast a MASSIVE barrier around the portal
>haha get nuked
>ponies now suffer from the crippling effects of fallout with no possible recourse, and the barrier is no more (they know such a barrier is useless to reapply, since we could nuke it again)
Anonymous No.42231013
>>42230963
if the portal is two way then using nuclear weapons in the vicinity of the portal is beyond the final option, as the blast would transfer through the portal, the only way a nuclear weapon would be used in the vicinity is if the portal works like a stargate, is one way only or if M.A.D was triggered
the fallout from a nuclear weapon decays completely in few months, unless the weapon in question is salted with something like cobalt or a radiological weapon is used
the barrier should and would be, if the princesses had any intelligence, ideally no larger than a single inch as to prevent a force from establishing a beach head unopposed
Anonymous No.42231024 >>42231979
>>42229998
Posts like these remind me why earth finding a way to Equestria stories are garbage that can only end badly.
Anonymous No.42231607 >>42233191
>>42230645
Anonymous No.42231979 >>42234477
>>42231024
COLONIZED
Anonymous No.42232361
>>42229405
Ready to probe some mares
Anonymous No.42232527 >>42233468
>>42224363
Has science gone too far?
Anonymous No.42233191
>>42231607
Anonymous No.42233468 >>42233808
>>42232527
Nah it's just a noisy machine, but let's find out with some quantum intrication and spacetime warping for a science homework project of science.
Anonymous No.42233695 >>42233808 >>42233997 >>42234766
Β«Oh; no !Β»
Said Diamond Tiara, as she realize she may have misplaced a decimal in her mass-energy recombination equation, necessary for a safe teleportation, hence disintegrating the test subject.
Anonymous No.42233808 >>42233997
>>42233468
>>42233695
I love Darkdoomer's shit y'all. Unethical fucked up science fillies is so much better than Rich Asshole and Rich Asshole's Toady.
Anonymous No.42233997 >>42234766
>>42233695
Who was that?

>>42233808
Those two cuties deserves their own comics ending as all sorts of fuck-ups.
Anonymous No.42234477 >>42234986 >>42238374
>>42231979
Anonymous No.42234766
>>42233695
Rekt.

>>42233997
Who was that, a foal dumb enough to try their tech. Let's say Snips.
Anonymous No.42234986 >>42238374
>>42234477
>not considering pony x pony
Bruh
Anonymous No.42235475 >>42235596
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Anonymous No.42235596
>>42235475
A typical day in the IT, I see.
Anonymous No.42236141
Up.
Anonymous No.42236380 >>42236401
Technology is canon
Anonymous No.42236401
>>42236380
>G5
Anon...
Anonymous No.42236734
Late night bump.
Anonymous No.42237223 >>42237841
Your technology can't save you from being last on the board, not unless you buy a pass anyway.
Anonymous No.42237554
>>42197108
>aims guns
>keeps herself stable with her magic
>it doesn't make much sense, but looks awesome in her eyes
Anonymous No.42237841
>>42237223
>buy a pass
Hiro, please.
Anonymous No.42238374 >>42239183 >>42239259 >>42239893 >>42240921
>>42234477
>>42234986
Humans would enslave the fuck out of ponies
Anonymous No.42238375 >>42238835
Tech is slow recently.
Anonymous No.42238835 >>42239377 >>42240314
>>42238375
Perhaps we need more green?
Anonymous No.42239183 >>42239261
>>42238374
And it would suck big time.
Anonymous No.42239259 >>42240173 >>42241098
>>42238374
No I don't think so.
Anonymous No.42239261 >>42241098
>>42239183
Just use magic.
Anonymous No.42239377
>>42238835
That surely would help.
Anonymous No.42239893
>>42238374
Sex slave
Anonymous No.42240173
>>42239259
>in various cases unnecessary violence may have been proven to have disuasive virtues in humans
it's true.
Anonymous No.42240314
>>42238835
If I had the time, I'd write something.
Anonymous No.42240921 >>42241084
>>42238374
But not as "slaves" instead as extremely cheap workforce, which would not cover decent housing, food, etc.
Anonymous No.42241084
>>42240921
>SS: As we know, humans are primitive and useless beings, savages, worse than dragons but they do have interesting gadgets we could put to beneficial use. Communications, calculations, data storage you name it, all this fitting in your hooves!
>AB: Applebloom, free foal press, why do you call your company Canterlogic?
>SS: That would sound weird with Ponyvillogic
>AB: Canterlogic is cringe and you're going to bankrupt! There I'm gonna buy stock options, I got two bits on me, now go to work and make some of these microchirps!
Anonymous No.42241098 >>42241158
>>42239259
this advice is only really effective for non-mechanized infantry that is without air or artillery support

>>42239261
there are many ways with which to overcome signals jamming and many missiles that home in on jammers and many more ways of detecting and locating jammers, i also very much doubt that anypony, other than twilight and the princesses, could actually jam even the smallest radar or dedicated communications installation for very long
military transmissions are constantly switching frequency in an unpredictable manner increasing the amount of bandwidth a jammer has to transmit over to make wide spectrum jamming as infeasible to conduct as possible and many transmitters can burn through a jamming signal or modulate itself as to render the jamming ineffective, and then there is directional communication beams like those used with actual military drones and aircraft which are very difficult to disrupt in a meaningful manner much less detect from the ground
Anonymous No.42241158 >>42241349
>>42241098
>this advice is only really effective for non-mechanized infantry that is without air or artillery support
Care to elaborate? What type of air or mechanized infantry humans could send to Equestria? light vehicles, humvees? or heavy armored ones? I'm expecting mostly Apache helicopters since you don't have the possibility to build a proper airfield in time. What kind of weapons could they be using, do you think the AH-64 helicopters can be equipped with the AGM-88E?

That's interesting anyways, I like the concept of the MQ-9 β€˜Reaper’ drone, the problem is in Equestria you don't have satellites, GPS and all the necessary to make sure they can operate, flying in a circle for thirty hours, but I'm certain there's an alternative datalink plus inertial central system, VHF or UHF transcievers for telemetry and control, you know that, right Kenneth? What's the frequency?
Anonymous No.42241349 >>42242047
>>42241158
>elaborate
it entirely depends on the size of the portal and how things are transported to equestria, for this i'm assuming something with a similar size and function as a stargate (~22ft/6.7m diameter, near instantaneous travel, doesn't fry electronics)

the full entirety of any ground mechanized army can fit through such an opening with room to spare, excluding some really big trucks, single file ofc, so the limits are how fast each vehicle can be safely driven through, how quickly the vehicles can be delivered to the gate location and how safe the equestria side is and the terrain
a 'proper' airfield would not be required for the initial invasion, a usable one can be constructed within 24 hours of landing and a more permanent one constructed later, the limiting factor would be, again, the size of the gate, as you expect helicopters would be the first aerial combat vehicles to go through to establish an air presence and to assist ground forces, later large drones and other aerial vehicles would be sent through in a partially disassembled state, wings removed/folded, to be reassembled on the other side, though AWACS, c-130s and the like's fuselage is too big to fit through a gate of this size without being cut up and rewelded on the equestria side, something that is very unlikely to happen without significant gains by the humans and construction of buildings capable of it
as for the weapons, it would be largely the same though without gps guided weapons, such as the m982 excalibur or weapons that rely on satellite telemetry and the air-to-air seeking missiles would likely be exchanged for laser, radar and/or optical guided ones as a pegasus is biological and doesn't give off enough heat or other emissions for standard air-to-air seeking missiles to work without a lot of tweaking
and if the humans are really mean, they can disregard the prohibition on blinding laser weapons and deploy such weapons to permanently or temporarily blind any unprotected eyes in the combat area

>MQ-9 β€˜Reaper’ drone
is not autonomous, flying it would be harder without gps but it could be done, and gps is easily jammed as it is civilian not military so it doesn't have the standard anti-jamming systems that a military designed one would, meaning that autonomous uavs would have some other way to conduct their operations without relying solely on gps

>do you think the AH-64 helicopters can be equipped with the AGM-88E?
ah-64s have anti-radiation missiles of their own, the agm-122 sidearm, though if the circumstances required it, i'm sure it could be equipped with an agm-88e
Anonymous No.42241357 >>42241423
@42239259
@42239261
>>r/misanthropy
Anonymous No.42241423 >>42241437
>>42241357
HFYfag detected.
Anonymous No.42241437 >>42241451
>>42241423
>anyone who objects to my retarded pony power fantasies must have his own power fantasies
You will never go to Equestria.
Anonymous No.42241451 >>42241474
>>42241437
>You will never go to Equestria.
Which is a good thing if it means that humanity doesn't fuck up the world over there.
Anonymous No.42241474 >>42243123
>>42241451
Of course we won't, we're leaving the dregs behind.
Anonymous No.42242047 >>42242261
>>42241349
Thanks for those precious information, your Russian friends were much less cooperative.
Anonymous No.42242261 >>42242835 >>42243774
>>42242047
Russia isn't exactly at the peak these days anyway.
Anonymous No.42242835
>>42242261
we can fix this at least, why would we invade equestria for if possible?
I'll sell weapons to Celestia and how they work.
Anonymous No.42243123
>>42241474
If it only were that easy.
Anonymous No.42243462
Anonymous No.42243774
>>42242261
>these days
never were
Anonymous No.42244193 >>42244611
Techup.
Anonymous No.42244611
>>42244193
Anonymous No.42245387 >>42245625 >>42245906 >>42250639
Anonymous No.42245625 >>42246095
>>42245387
nice crossover and kino art!
Anonymous No.42245906 >>42246095
>>42245387
Does she pray to the Omaressiah?
Anonymous No.42246095
>>42245625
Not mine, in case that wasn't clear. I can barely draw a straight line on a good day.
>>42245906
No, she prays to the Omnisilly. This is a terrible schism that has caused untold trillions of deaths.
Anonymous No.42246311
Anonymous No.42246741 >>42246879 >>42246915
Anonymous No.42246879 >>42247471 >>42250561
>>42246741
yay, graphs!
Anonymous No.42246915
>>42246741
The best part about it is that Trixie is more random than Discord in terms of visuals. Of course nothing makes any sense there to begin with.
Anonymous No.42247379 >>42247896
Bon Bon needs a security specialist- how can we prevent repeat incidents in the future?
Anonymous No.42247471 >>42248380
>>42246879
What the fuck am I looking at?
Anonymous No.42247896 >>42248816
>>42247379
>Bon Bon needs a security specialist
Man, she's slacking. She used to be a special agent, how can her security be so weak?
Anonymous No.42248380 >>42249734
>>42247471
causality and time travel.
Anonymous No.42248816
>>42247896
perhaps this is intentional, see it like a bonniepot!
Anonymous No.42249103
>>42206858
Someone should make a pastebin with names for hypothetical ships
Anonymous No.42249116
>>42152914
I love you WiK (no homo) please don't be too hard on yourself. This place isn't good at telling people when they're doing a good job but I want you to know that we all value and appreciate your work. No matter how long it takes you will always be welcome back like no time had passed at all
Anonymous No.42249577
>>42152914
>>42152857

Could you please link to the beginning of this green? I haven't been in this thread in years, and this fic of yours seems interesting, but I can't find it on your Ponepaste.
Anonymous No.42249734
>>42248380
That's a literal temporal spaghetti bowl.
Anonymous No.42250317 >>42250676
Anonymous No.42250561
>>42246879
>OP is straight
kek
Anonymous No.42250639 >>42255628
>>42245387
What an abomination. Literally the worst fantasy world and the best fantasy world in one character
Anonymous No.42250676 >>42251070
>>42250317
Kirin Anon is just a little retarded, he forgot the freezer is on the bottom.
Anonymous No.42251070
>>42250676
Give him time. Kirin are not used to tech at all.
Anonymous No.42251817 >>42252434
Scootabump holy fuck im wastedardo
Anonymous No.42251827
Techup.
Anonymous No.42252434 >>42252528
>>42251817
Never ask AI to draw concept art for you.
Anonymous No.42252528 >>42252805
>>42252434
This isn't AI, pretty sure it predates AI services anyway
Anonymous No.42252805 >>42254121
>>42252528
Never assume AI when good old fashioned human incompetence suffices as explanation.
Anonymous No.42253278
Bump.
Anonymous No.42253823
Bada bing
Anonymous No.42254121 >>42254911 >>42255992
>>42252805
not even incompetence, that picture is part of an artist's reimagining of all the pones as weird capybara monsters with partially fingered forehooves

captcha: 4jank
Anonymous No.42254911 >>42255163
>>42254121
So it's worse than I thought.
Anonymous No.42255163
>>42254911
Look man I just like the scooter
Anonymous No.42255577
Anonymous No.42255628
>>42250639
>the worst fantasy world
It's meant to be grimdark though.
Anonymous No.42255992
>>42254121
>captcha: 4jank
4junk would've been even better to describe the pic.
Anonymous No.42256504 >>42257027
Anonymous No.42256508 >>42257027 >>42257208
Anonymous No.42257027
>>42256504
>>42256508
Hot pixel art
Anonymous No.42257208 >>42257759
>>42256508
She's doing lewd stuff with that keyboard, isn't she.
Anonymous No.42257759 >>42257914
>>42257208
She's posting her tits on 4chan by pressing her tits onto the keys
Anonymous No.42257914
>>42257759
That gives teat posting a whole new meaning.
Anonymous No.42258277 >>42258510
>Two month old thread
>Hasn't reached post limit yet

Are guns or similar weapons, explosivesn firearms considered technology? Pinkie owns one, and it's canon.
but Flutters' eagles are more iconic.
Anonymous No.42258510 >>42258771 >>42259952 >>42261650
>>42258277
>Two month old thread
Anonymous No.42258771 >>42258871
>>42258510
>War against /vt/ generated more hype than G%
kek
Anonymous No.42258871
>>42258771
Hardly surprising. G% was a smoking crater from the start.
Anonymous No.42259509 >>42260346
Pony's job has been made easier.
Anonymous No.42259952 >>42260223
>>42258510
intresting, source for that? Also what's that peak right before the gap, again?
Anonymous No.42260223
>>42259952
Seriously, how newfag are you?
4stats
april 1 event
Anonymous No.42260346 >>42260876 >>42261297
>>42259509
What is she doing here?
Anonymous No.42260876
>>42260346
>He's never made an Orange, Phone and Ham Pie
Anonymous No.42261297
>>42260346
obviously she's fighting crime and studying astrophysics at the same time.
Anonymous No.42261650 >>42262311 >>42262982
>>42258510
It's actually a pretty reassuring sight. It shows that the board has been mostly stable in the last 5 years.
Anonymous No.42262286 >>42262909 >>42264547
I don't really have art for this. Here have this old one
Anonymous No.42262311 >>42262982
>>42261650
Look again. In the past 5 years it went from 5k to 2,5k posts a day. I would not call that stable. But if you meant it is declining stably then sure.
Anonymous No.42262909
>>42262286
Who cares about the terminology in this situation?
Anonymous No.42262982 >>42262990
>>42261650
>>42262311
add with this the activity on mlpol, derpi, ponybooru and ponerpics.
Anonymous No.42262990
>>42262982
Anon, those exist since 2012/2017. It has nothing to do with the activity here.
Anonymous No.42263574
Ponegreen !!zKPq6d8IW4V No.42263978
>>42263918
#deca.mare update.
Anonymous No.42264547 >>42264635
>>42262286
That story is a classic. How long has it been? 12 years?
Anonymous No.42264635 >>42264903
>>42264547
>That story is a classic.
What's its name?
Anonymous No.42264903
>>42264635
Your mom's car.
Anonymous No.42265285 >>42265811 >>42266071
[drone humming]
Anonymous No.42265811
>>42265285
Why does she have cum jars!? Why is she stealing or delivering them!?
Anonymous No.42265912
>>42120609
I imagine Gmod ragdoll crashing sounds as she pounds the keyboard with her hooves and somehow types real words like Strong Bad does with his boxing gloves.
Anonymous No.42266071 >>42266073
>>42265285
Could use that drone in the Ukraine war.
Anonymous No.42266073 >>42266077 >>42267161
>>42266071
Ponies would absolutely do this since Putin is Sombra and Zelensky is the Mare needed to be saved
Anonymous No.42266077
>>42266073
God speed to those heroic ponies saving Ukraine
Anonymous No.42266477
Bump.
Anonymous No.42266644 >>42266725 >>42267114 >>42267162
So when is the next thread going to be? In a month?
Anonymous No.42266725 >>42267140
>>42266644
How about now?
Anonymous No.42267114 >>42267140
>>42266644
or two, or never
Anonymous No.42267140
>>42266725
>>42267114
I'm not making it, I'm at the thread posting limit. Whenever the anon who makes these remakes this thread I'll be there. RN, in a week, or in a month.
Anonymous No.42267161
>>42266073
>saving Zelensky
retarded. but that was an epic thread!
Anonymous No.42267162
>>42266644
When you want, if you wanna make a new one-go ahead!