Thread 42140163

This ugly dumb zigger-ponie is ruined the franchise forever and as punishment, she will never get cummies.

Typical Sunnyflag poster with shit taste. Misty was the ONLY good character G5 produced. She actually had development and an arc, unlike the bland protagonist Sunny, quirky garbage Izzy, annoying phone-addict Pipp, or Hitch the Sparky simp. You just hate her because she wasn't another Sunny clone. Cope harder, faggot.

>>42140730
Sorry, but I actually hate her because I relate to her and I hate myself. I just hide behind the Sunny flag. I actually feel bad for hating Misty, but I’m too much like her not to. Just like how she hated herself after she went back to apologize for stealing Sparky. I’m sorry, but I just hate myself. Also, I’m a nigger and a tranny. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it.

LOL, imagine hating on a fictional character...

>>42140163 (OP)
There's already a Misty cum thread anon. No need to make another one.

>>42141003
Sorry, I thought the old one had died, so I guess I missed it.

>>42141010
Ctrl-F stands for friend.

This thread’s still up after 11 fucking days. That means it’s canon.

>>42142350
Still needs to hit the bump limit.

>>42140844
I hate the execs that forced writers to make an ugly DEI pony that replaced what Sprout was going to be, and making their ugly black-coded pony usurp and upstage all other g5 ponies

>>42143980
Sprout would've been better, yeah.

>>42140844
>imagine hating a thing

>>42145022
>Imagine there's no heaven...

>>42145058
>Imagine

Ziggers-ponys can never fuck by law.

>>42146102
I also noticed the jannies erased it. Lolfags. At least they're here.

>>42140163 (OP)
So this is a hidden misty hate thread?

>>42147108
>hidden
Unofficial is more like it.

>>42140163 (OP)
She looks cute. I'll drop a load in her.

>>42140163 (OP)
She looks ugly. I'll dropkick her.

>>42145445
>Imagine Dragons...

>>42140163 (OP)
She looks like a zigger. I'll kneel on her neck.

>>42148020
A load of rocks, that is.

>>42148618
This is just from that Misty clop fic. She's actually enjoying Comets cum in this picture.

She is definitely a submissive painslut, so OP is right no cummies.

>>42148906
I wouldn't say she's exactly enjoying Comet's Chauvin Unraveling Maneuver here.

She’s adorbs and Misty haters are all fagtards. I’d give her all the cummies she wants.

She's uggo and M*sty cucks are all fagtards. I'll give her all the punchings she deserves.

>>42149648
Based.

>>42149648
you will never get pussy. misty is deserving of cummies and you know it

>>42140163 (OP)
I really, really don't like this character design.

>>42149925
M*sty betrayed the queen, so she deserves nothing but suffering.

Don't deprive Misty of cummies. She's black, they die if they don't regularly fuck.

>>42150432
>She's black, they die if they don't regularly fuck
Looks like she's doomed to die then, oh well.

>>42150432
Oh no!
Anyway.

Kill the kitchen scrubby maned dei "pony"

>>42150713
lol

>>42149945
Me neither.

>>42151490
>freckles
>black person

>>42150432
I missed the part where that's my problem.

>>42151519
Mutt pony.

>>42140163 (OP)
I wanna eat her hair

>>42152883
If they don't like it when you touch their hair, I can't imagine what eating their hair will result in.

>>42153180
good, she deserves to suffer

>>42153784
True.

>>42148181
No kidding.

>>42154600
Holy shit the Little Mermaid is especially bad. Can't even get themselves a good looking ape for it.

>>42155226
>retarded pedant doesn't realize that it's actually the same character but worse, like the rest

>>42155406
Aesthetics wasn't exactly their highest priority. For a visual work.

>>42156026
Last time I checked Misty didn't have a two parent household

:>

>>42156111
Fair enough. Nice trips.

Fake pony. Zigger-doggo-ponie. Will NEVER be a pony-ponie EVER!!!!!

>>42157084
This.

>>42155287
Pranked.

Feed your zigger

>>42154600
are people actually upset about gingers being phased out?

>>42158359
Or don't.

>>42158366
Yeah.

>>42140163 (OP)
No cummies!?
But Opaline and Anon just made a fresh jar!

>>42154600
I-..I'm ...coming down..w-with s-some...kind of f..fatigue syndrome...

>>42158801
No cummies for M*sty.

I've been trying to find that Misty green from about a year ago where she masturbates and has sex with Comet. Does anyone have the link? All this talk about cum makes me want to read it again.

>>42160565
Nope.

SHITsty is trying to slide the entire catalog

>>42161345
It won't work.

I havent watched G5 because im not retarded but misty is at least visually interesting. the other horses look like shit

>>42164000
Haha, nice trips. M*sty sure does attract a lot of attention, doesn't she? But I don't recall any horses in the pony cartoon.

>>42164444
Based quads.

>>42161345
>We din do noffin
fooled nobody award.

>>42166755
Deserved

>>42167179
Disposed.

>>42140163 (OP)
It was funny how G% fags got when poochie 2.0 goot booed on a mlp convention

>>42152883
I wanna set fire to her hair.

M*sty tried to use the women’s room and got arrested.

Misty is happy the Switch 2 is going to cost $450.

>>42152883
I want to stick my boogers in Misty's hair when she's not noticing.

>>42158801
Pickled fingers typed this.

>>42167846
>VA is the character
You're brown

>>42167846
Forgot about that. That was funny.

>>42167846
Does anyone have this clip? It sounds hilarious.

>>42168243
She is ugly.

>>42169085
Misty looks like a stallion.

>>42169187
It's because of the zigger blood.

>>42168757
NTA, but replacing a VA is usually a bad move.

>>42167274
I wish the anon who made that RD snuff animation would do the same for M*sty.

>>42170290
I welcome more snuff animations for M*sty.

>>42170255
Still hot.

>>42171385
Sheeeeit! Eat dat watamelon, Misty!

>>42171385
Brown hands made this edit

>>42171463
>WE WUZ MHT EDITERZ N SHIET

>>42171980
Who made these?

>>42169894
How rude of Misty to inconvenience Opaline's hooves with her skull.

I hate M*sty.

>>42172364
Pretty sure it was someone from here. Not sure who. I wasn't there for the thread.

>>42173381
Wedge Pisty's neck in between the doors.

Even as a filly, Pigsty was incredibly inconsiderate of others. She knew full well that Opaline had an allergy to butterflies, and yet she still tried to bring one into the castle.

>>42172510
How come?

>>42173596
M*sty betrayed my queen.

buh mishty wan spechow huggies!
am gud fwuffie, wan enfies naow! huhuhuuu

>>42173558
M*sty deserves every ounce of abuse she ever will or ever could get, just based on this one childhood sin alone.

>>42173558
Opaline is so beautiful from that angle. And every angle.

>>42174461
It really lets you appreciate her voluminous mane.

>>42174527
That's true, but it's the side of her face that's partially visible. It's very kissable.

Musty Misty needs to take a bath. P U!

>>42174640
In kerosene.

>>42174643
Make that hydrochloric acid.
>>42174145
M*sty would be the only fluffy who truly deserves the abuse.

>>42174989
>M*sty would be the only fluffy who truly deserves the abuse.
Maybe M*sty created that stuff in the first place.

>>42174640
Nothing can wash away her stink of betrayal.

>>42174643
She ought to light herself on fire for being such a disgrace.

>>42174461
Opaline, my queen, I kneel...
On Floydsty's neck

Shitsty is so bad that she probably got G6 cancelled forever. Fuck her!!! Should’ve been Sunny in that show, NOT FUCKING M*STY!!!!!!!!!!

>>42176663
Based Misty getting another twilight show canned

I like Misty

>>42176732
...were Floyd's famous last words.

>>42176732
That's unfortunate.

I'm gonna shave off her eyebrows, saw her horn off and fuck her armpits

>>42177464
The universe forbids doing anything fuck and cum-related to M*sty.

>>42176253
Based.

>>42174145
The hell?
This isn't an IWTCIRD thread.

>>42178006
Oh you sweet summer child...

>>42178428
I know what the Fluffies are. I was just comparing that post with the Wainbow Dashie Washie guy's posts since they're pretty similar.

>>42176844
Checked.

I still hate M*sty.

Pissty has no real friends. All her “friends” make fun or her behind her back. Nopony has ever or will ever like her. Ever.

>>42181716
This.

M*sty will continue to suffer for betraying the queen.

>>42183038
What sort of suffering would you subject her to?

>>42183599
The strappado.

M*sty deserves to be flogged.

M*sty deserves to get her cutie mark skinned off.

Misty deserves to be destroyed.

Misty deserves to have her vagina sewn shut to ensure she can truly never fuck or cum.

M*sty deserves to lose her horn.

>>42140163 (OP)
I have not watched the g4 movie or any g5. I have not watched any of season 9 of g4. Kino life and EQG are probably better than the G4 ending or G5.

>>42185428
Opaline and Posey moments are good.

M*sty deserves to lose all her limbs.

M*sty deserves to be strung up.

>>42185181
I wonder if she's masochistic enough to enjoy the sewing.

>>42186630
Horsevags are most sensitive closer to entrance so the chances are there. It would be better to refrain from genital abuse when it comes to abusing M*sty.

>>42186869
That's what I was thinking.

>>42188370
Deserved.

>>42155287
>spicy
what the fuck has Opaline been drinking?

>>42188616
She used her fire magic to make it spicier.

>>42155287
That's kinda hot.
literally.

>>42188616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rct233J9lsE

>>42188900
Checked. Maybe a sort of perpetual magic heat.

>>42188606
Very.

>>42188912
Opaline should drink more water.

>>42185070
Utterly.

M*sty deserves to be struck with a frying pan.

>>42191355
Misty should be struck with that frying pan repeatedly until it's turned into a dying pan.

Force feed M*sty carolina reapers.

>>42191734
Crush some up and put them in M*sty's eyes.

>>42155287
kek

>>42191364
Great idea, Brock.

M*sty should get trampled to death.

M*sty deserves to be garroted.

M*sty deserves to be burnt at the stake.

M*sty must be hanged, drawn, and quartered.

M*sty deserves to be disemboweled.

M*sty deserves to be boiled in oil.

M*sty deserves to be sawed in half.

M*sty deserves to be buried alive.

>>42190164
Very underage

M*sty deserves to be decapitated.

M*sty deserves to be slowly flayed to death.

M*sty deserves to be stoned.

M*sty deserves to be subjected to scaphism.

M*sty deserves to drown in gasoline.

M*sty deserves to be dosed in gasoline and lit on fire.

>>42197776
With a cigar.

Death for her? Really? You are too kind for her!
M*sty deserve to be made an inmortal alicorn just to suffer torture for eternity. Personally I yould torture her with playing "Akcent - Przez Twe Oczy Zielone" (the worst song ever made in the world) very loud until she beggs to be killed and then some more, then let her sleep a little so she wouldn't heve fun with sleep deprivation halucinations and do it all over again and again and again.
I know that Opaline would have her own way of torture her.

How would you torture her?

>>42199404
Dehorning M*sty would be a good start.

More hate for M*sty.

I want to impregnate my wife Opaline in front of m*sty's eyes, then raise our foal with 1000x more love and affection than the blue creature ever recieved in her life.
>>42202884
Posey would have been such a wonderful henchmare. We were robbed.

>>42140163 (OP)
G5 mares deserve to be raped in the ass. That's literally the only thing they're useful for.

>>42202939
But that would imply M*sty is useful at all, which she is not. And we can't forget the scientific law.

>>42202572
This is how G% should have ended.

>>42203498
>G% ends with Opaline freeing just Cozy from the statue while M*sty rots in the trash

>>42202932
Indeed.

Misty deserves to be cuddled, loved tenderly, married, and given the best possible life she could ever have, with a human that adores her.

>>42205110
...said no one ever.

>>42205217
M*sty is Judas.

M*sty deserves to be clubbed, hated fiercely, heartbroken, and given the worst possible life she could ever have, with a human that betrays her.

>>42205554
TRVKE

I'm quite fond of Misty

>>42205863
That's too bad.

M*sty's final destination is Judecca.

M*sty should be subjected to every death from Final Destination movies.

>>42206958
I didn't even think of that. M*sty does deserve all that.

Misty shoots herself.

>>42207724
Ha! Even Misty can't stand Misty!

>>42208804
Just like in the show.

>>42209528
This is what happens whenever she tries to get fuck and cum out of someone.

>>42209528
Omae wa mou shinderu!

>>42209620
Only her. No other mare gets this treatment, and that's a good thing.

Anyone who hates on a pony is a phony and should fuck off back where they came from.

>>42212307
Make me.

>>42212307
Good thing ponified DEI mandates don't count.

>>42213011
>ziggerhorse got mugged and shanked
Justice served.

>>42213223
The queen of justice sends her regards.

Total M*sty death.

>>42214479
What type of cancer is she dying from?

>>42215203
Being M*sty.

>>42140163 (OP)
You say that again and she'll rape you in your sleep.

>>42216077
M*sty's not even good at stealing things when everyone's asleep.

M*sty looks like a blue pig mutant.

>>42217585
I wish there was more M*sty abuse like this one.

>>42217666
Have I got some great news for you.
https://files.catbox.moe/ok1vxq.png

Kill the zigger.

>>42218845
Sunny Chauvin doing the world a favor by ridding it of Misty Floyd.

>>42218902
Good.

>>42218078
Yeah I've seen that one, but it's still not nearly enough.
We need more stuff like >>42213011

>>42212307
It's just /dbs/spics being eternally brown with no content bumps

>>42219442
MLP G% the good ending.

I wonder how many of these 'content bumps' are in Totally Organic™ M*sty appreciation thread.
OH WAIT

I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like Misty, no siree
There's two known things that'll make me puke
And that's a little CGI Dragon and a ponified spook
You know, 'cause I show it
Like a barnyard rooster, I crow it
And all the fans of Misty
Would sure like to get a-hold of
Misty hatin' me

>>42219493
>Brownoid thinks typing M*sty deserves ______ is content

>>42219695
The monochrome drawings make Misty look thirty years older.

>>42219949
And like she works at McDonald's.

Lich Opaline resurrecting m*sty's parents (they killed themselves out of shame after giving life to her), just so they can bully her as well.

>>42220255
What a great display of magic that would be. Fitting for someone as powerful as Opaline.

>>42220652
It was but a first step of her revenge plan.

I can't bealive this bullshit outlived my Misty Appreciation thread, you cucks are just so hateful and have no joy in your lifes. You hate Misty, because you are mostly Sunnyfags, Izzyfags and Opaliniggers that are unable ti cope with the fact Misty is better than them all. Fuck you.

>>42220782
At least Sunny, Izzy, and Queen Opaline aren't DEI pones.

>>42220782
wakanda pony lmao whats this lil nig yapping about yooo :joy: :ok_hand: :joy: :ok_hand:

>>42220782
I'm more of a Zipperhead.

>>42220782
>no joy in your lifes
Speak for yourself. I hold great joy in my heart that my liege is the gorgeous and adorable Queen Opaline Arcana.

>>42220799
>Hitch is a fag single dad
>Zipp is a tranny
>Sunny is autistic

>>42221070
She is inside a tree kek.

>>42221071
>>42219695
>M*sty is black

>>42220782
Don't worry, as long as she apologizes and gets that DRAGON FIRE, I'm sure Opaline will permit her to sleep in the dog bed again.

>>42221071
>Hitch wasn't even mentioned
>Zipp wasn't even mentioned
>Unconfirmed. Even if she was, Sunny's cute enough that she can get away with it

>>42221091
M*sty took advantage of Opaline's compassion.

Opaline, Opaline, can't you see
Misty needs to hang from a tree
And I just love your alicorn ways
I guess that's why her mom isn't around and you're so great

>42220782
>makes a forced appreciation thread
>couldn't even be bothered to bump it, because his daily fent trip was more important
>immideately comes barging in here once it dies to bitch, whine, and play victim
Like fans like (((waifu)))

>>42221643
>Makes a forced thread
Pot calling the kettle black

>>42221643
This.

>>42173558
>chimps out with malicious intent
>does a sloppy job of it
>gets caught
>switch to victim mode
>I DINDU NUH-EE-YIN
Many such cases

>>42220847
I love that Zipp never trusted this zigger from the start. Based pony. She gets the cummies.

>>42221651
Are you black?

Misty never dies
She just smells that way

>>42223914
M*sty will die, it's just that she smells like she already has.

If you smell somethin' funny when you trot down the street,
Misty's in town
You look and see garbage all over the street,
Misty's in town
Up and down the street, she leaves nothin' but trash
all the while she's tryin' to fuck and cum fast
But even she knows we won't allow that when Misty's in town

Quit your bitchin', Misty, and just let things be
You're messin' up big time, take it from me
Quit your bitchin', Misty, or you'll get your due
'Cause Queen Opaline will come a-callin' on you

For 'bout three years, you've been raisin' all hell
And Misty that ain't enough
We're all mighty fed up with you
And all you're pissin'-whinin' stuff
Don't you love Equestria? Either you do or you don't
If you ain't happy, then what the hell do you want?

>>42224391
>>42224473

>>42224183
M*sty does not die. She respawns each time she fades away from pain, just to feel even more.

>>42224992
M*sty is going to to the lowest circle of Hell, where she will experience that.

>>42219499
Good song.

>>42223925
Next stop is the trash compactor for M*sty's body.

>>42221756
>>42224795
>>42225503
Thank you, thank you! This has been Nonny Rebel sharing with you some of his classic songs, such as Misty's in Town, Quit Your Bitchin', Misty, Misty Hatin' Me, and Notorious /mlp/.

>>42224391
>Lol niggers lol
It's shit

>>42140824
Zipp bros, we won

>>42226078
EQUESTRIA WILL RISE AGAIN

>>42226399
I think you made a wrong turn. This isn't Reddit.

>>42226399
I must inform you that Misty will never fuck and cum. It's against the laws of the cosmos, and to prevent the destruction of the entire multiverse, we must all do our part to ensure that Misty never achieves any sort of satisfaction.

>>42226678
What is a plausible scenario as to how this unfortunate cosmic situation could actually "cum" to be?

If I could be Misty for a day,
I would never think to say it anyway
Because nobody in their right mind would say
If I could be Misty for a day

>>42226827
There is none. If there was one, we would all be gone. This is just a single part of M*sty's punishment.

>>42226827
>Misty, after having Nonny Rebel recommended to her, only to discover that all of his songs are making fun of her

>>42226837
Only in the M*sty Appreciation Asylum do you hear the darndest things.

>>42140163 (OP)
She's mildly fuckable.

>>42227366
That's a failing grade for M*sty. The extreme majority of mares are very fuckable, no strings attached.

M*sty deserves to have her limbs broken upon the breaking wheel.

Well, “Camp Cutie Mark” was just officially announced to be cancelled forever so Hasbro can create an FiM reboot for 2027. M*sty killed yet another show and now we’ll never get to see the lesbian bullies rape Twilight like we were supposed to.

>>42228249
Wonder what's in store for the reboot.

>>42228635
Probably Twilight will finally become a Tranny.

>>42228249
But we won't have to look at that ugly DEI zigroid, which is a plus.

>>42229380
I am sorry Izzyfag...

>>42228893
Twilight becomes a tranny
Rainbow Dash becomes a lesbian
Pinkie Pie becomes a sassy black woman
Misty continues to be whiny and annoying

>>42229507
I genuinely hope this happens so more people turn their love to Misty as a new fluttershy.

>>42229507
>everything gets much worse
>except KEKsty
>because you can't make rock bottom tier dogshit any worse than it is

>>42229393
Abomination.

>>42229393
Why does the cancer always come from G$hekel?

>>42229507
Half of that is already done.

>>42229380
Hopefully.

>>42227098
M*sty is quite slow.

>>42215203
all of them at the same time

>>42232971
>Sunny l8er

>>42233275
She wouldn't go on a villain arc just because some zigger got offed.

>>42233681
She realized it was heroic and purged all the mutt-ponies from Maretime Bay. Hero arc.

>>42232288
>>42232653
>When Misty says or does anything

>>42234633
She shouldn't even be allowed to breathe.

Opaline just killed Misty
Stuck her horn right in her head
Pierced her brain, and now she's dead
Opaline, was so good to her
But now Misty's gone and thrown it all away
Opaline, ooh, Misty was a bitch
If she comes back for MLP G6
Cancel it, cancel it, 'cause the franchise is dead then

>>42158366
It's literally genocide

>>42235559
>Poe's Law

>>42235559
Agreed.

I HATE M*STY BECAUSE SHE EXISTS

I HATE M*STY BECAUSE SHE BREATHES

>>42232106
>>42232971
POSEY WON
MISTY LOST

WE ARE /mlp/. WE HATE MISTY! WE HATE MISTY! WE HATE MISTY! AND WE HATE MISTY! WE HAVE PLENTY OF REASONS TO HATE MISTY, BUT BECAUSE SHE BREATHES IS THE NUMBER ONE WE HATE THAT FILTHY BUM!

>>42237169
Can't wait for more forced Shitsty appreciation threads in the catalog, only for them to die at ~60 posts tops.

>>42237186
AND I HATE M*STY
I HATE HER BECAUSE SHE EXISTS
I HATE HER BECAUSE SHE BREATHES
I HATE HER BECAUSE SHE'S SCUM

>>42237394
Amusing.

>>42232137
All of her destroys herself.

>>42237169
>>42237394
OP we all know you are the one who also makes the appreciation threads and purposely don't bump them, just to make yourself feel vindicated.

>we
>tries to shift the blame
>pulls the 'everyone who opposes me is the same person' card
>meanwhile (You)ing a completely different poster
So when's the next appreciation thread, Tyrone?

>>42238969
Likely story.

>>42238520
Likely story.

>>42238969
M*styfags are not so different from their ratfu.

>>42238969
Why the projection? Everyone knows pony haters aren't white.

>>42236914
Opaline also won.

>>42238969
>>we
>>tries to shift the blame
>>42161345

>>42239631
The beautiful and fair Queen Opaline always wins.

>>42240036
It's all part of her plan.

I HATE M*STY BECAUSE SHE'S SCUM

M*STY IS THE SCUM OF THE EARTH
M*STY HATE
>M*STY HATE
>M*STY HATE

LOOK OUT, ZIGGER
THE THREAD IS GETTING BIGGER

>>42238969
This mother fucker right here wakes up at 3:00 AM just to bump his thread. Misty literally lives in inside his head 24 hours a day.

Anyway you figure,
Misty is a zigger
to me!

EBT, EBT
Misty just swipes her EBT
Her EBT, her EBT
Misty just swipes her EBT
Her EBT, her EBT

>>42242068
>>42242091

Your thread is about to finally go down. The hate will never last. The love always win in the end Misty shall triumph over you hateful bastards. Remember that. I know this words will echo through your mind when this cespol thread finaly dies.

>42243015
Yet somehow the amount of posts it would take for this thread to sage is still far greater than average life expectancy of M*styKEKs cope threads, LMAO!

>>42243096
This is true.

>>42242091
>>42242068
Unfunny

>>42244003
Aww...sorry I hurt your feelings...Actually...wait...No I'm not.

>>42243015
She looks so happy and cute.

>>42244037
She is happy and cute anon! She is happy because the hate shall never endure. And she has always been cute!

>>42244003
It's pretty funny.

M*sty betrayed my Queen. May love ever elude M*sty.

>>42244048
>The hate shall never endure
>Thread is nearing 500 posts
LOL! KEK! LMAO even!

>>42245363
It's about sending a message.

>>42245599
I suppose I can understand what you mean. Sending messages is important. Especially when that message is about how
Misty's a Maretime zigger, and she wants to be free
Hell with all of Sunny's smoothies
She don't drink, she don't cuss, she wants to ride at the front of the bus
She's a Maretime zigger and she wants to be free
Hell with all of Sunny's smoothies
She wants to eat where the ponies eat 'cause she's a pony on the bottom of the feet

>>42245758
Gotta give Sunny credit. She got zigger fatigue from having her show stolen from her, and then curb stomped the M*sty appreciation thread with her own thread as a result.

>>42245758
Why do spics keep thinking she's a zeebra?

>>42219695
Daily reminder.

>>42246938
I'm black and I can spot a zegro when I see one, and Misty is definitely a zegro. Also, like >>42246973 said >>42219695

>>42247125
I'm white and I agree.

I keep hearing about this moment from a con where Misty's VA was booed onstage. Did this actually happen, and if so, does anyone have the footage? All I've found are people saying it happened but no footage.

>>42247125
Are you pro or anti Misty? What if she remained a good character like when she was Misty Arcana?

>>42247447
I don't think I've seen it either.

>42247125
>I'm black
Stopped reading there, All anyone needs to know it's a nonwhite thread on a white board

>>42248501
>thread bashing a black-coded character
>non-white
Okay Abdul.

M*STY HATE

Misty will never fuck
Misty will never cum

>>42249617
Misty must be prevented from fucking and cumming any time she makes an attempt. If she were to ever achieve any form of sexual satisfaction, even if it was just masturbation, the multiverse as we know it would implode in on itself.

>>42249920
The multiverse also works against M*sty for good measure.

>>42247447
Fake news?

>>42249617
Agreed.

>>42250874
I'd also like to know.

M*STY HATE

>>42250874
>>42251631
All I've found about it so far is hearsay, so I'm inclined to believe this didn't happen. You'd think some video evidence would have shown up by now, aside from a bunch of people saying, "Oh, yeah, it totally happened. Shame on all of you who booed her even though we're not presenting any evidence that this even happened."

>>42253185
Maybe.

M*sty fears the chores.

>Shartyspammers
>Saves this forced sthread
I'm nooticing

Total M*sty death.

>>42255296
I love this scene so much.

>>42255653
It's pleasant.

M*sty is the scum of the earth.

KILL M*STY

Misty walked into a cafe
Thought she'd get a bite
She thought that they would serve her
Since Maretime Bay passed the civil rights
The waitress told her no
And that she'd better go
She said, "No ma'am, my Princess Twilight say I don't have to go!"

So she sat there in that cafe
Being stubborn as a mule
No matter what she said, she
wouldn't get up off that stool
She sat there like a jackass
And I'm gonna say:
"I came in here to eat,
and I'll have a fit if I don't get my way"

The waitress had enough,
she said I call your bluff
She said if we can't treat you right
then we'll have to treat you rough
The phone was in her hooves
It was plain for Misty to see
She wouldn't go and so she called
The cajun /mlp/

>>42257555
She went downtown, she sat down and said
>A cup of coffee
>Hotdog
Lady said
>We don't serve ziggers
She was so mad she said
>I don't eat them either, just give me a cup of water and a hamburger!

>>42257555
>>42257584

Twist M*sty's head off.

I'm killing M*sty
I'm killing M*sty
>please stop

>>42140163 (OP)
You silly anon, the trannies WILL NOT let her getting cummies anyway since it is against their own trannie agenda

Now seriously, why do you hate her? I've only watched the movie

>>42258842
>>42143980
Nvm, I see. Sprout was lame in the movie tho.

>>42259049
Misty was okay before she turned her back on Opaline.

>>42257555
>Princess Twilight
Confirmed secondary

>>42258842
M*sty betrayed my Queen.

>>42259049
Sprout would've been a better choice to join the main cast.

>>42259129
She was tolerable, but I think there was always that feeling that she would turn.

I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a crappy pony
From a shitty gen that no one watched
But now, through all of the decades,
It's time for me to respect
The ponies you love so much more than me

So, with sadness in my heart,
Feel the best thing I could do,
Is end it now and leave forever
The show is done, it was so bad
You once were happy, now you're sad
Misty killed it all, the franchise is dead

I wish Misty did not exist
And leave the fans feeling pissed
Can't ever forget just how much she sucked
I know we can't redo the past
And keep G5 from sucking ass
Because of that, it's killing me inside

>>42260359
>tolerable
Nah, she was actually cute as a failing henchmare.

>>42260481
Was frustrating for me.

>>42260718
Okay, but you're an exception. The majority of this board loved her, even G$chizos.

>>42260050
but he evil

>>42261096
So is M*sty.

>>42260469
Good song.

>>42260998
Well, either way, doesn't really matter anymore.

Killing M*sty with a chainsaw.

Shitsty is a shitty little baby with no friends and no loyalty. No wonder Opaline canonically decapitated her in the unaired series finale.

>>42262658
That is in-character for Opaline.

I'm killing M*sty
I'm killing M*sty
>please stop

>>42260469
Hasbro's stocks just keep falling
They just keep trickling down
trickling down, trickling down
Hasbro's stocks just keep falling
Misty keeps letting us down
Letting us down, letting us down

In my nether parts,
I know Misty can never fuck and cum
We'll lose everything, everything
If Misty ever gets
Any satisfaction

I wish Misty did not exist
And leave the fans feeling pissed
Can't ever forget just how much she sucked
I know we can't redo the past
And keep G5 from sucking ass
Because of that, it's killing me inside

>>42263797
Good continuation.

HEY, M*STY
YOU BETTER RUN

GOOD MORNING, /MLP/
WE ARE THE M*STY HATE THREAD
WE HATE M*STY
WE HATE M*STY
WE HATE M*STY
AND WE HATE M*STY