By golly jingles shucks, strangers. Ain't nopony else going to post one of these? Had to do it on NHNB and now I reckon I 'ought to do it 'ere too! Wonder where the anon who made the last one ran off to?

Anyways, here's the previous thread:
>>42098018

>What is this general?
NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.

>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?
• Slice of life stuff.
• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.
• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.
• A few NEET-recovery stories.
• A lot of smut, if you're into that.
• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!
• Much, much more!

>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:
Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)
Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)
Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.
Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)
Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)
Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)
Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)
Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)
Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)
Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)
Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)
Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.
Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)
Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)
Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)

>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:
https://ponepaste.org/5398

>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:
https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555

>Link to OP:
https://ponepaste.org/5397

>rape

Dot's mom keeps calling me a "strong, young stallion".

God I wish I could wake up to a NEET mare

>>42155019
Me too... me too...

Anon saving NEETmares from loneliness and hardship is a pretty common trope, but what about Neetmare saving Anonfilly from the streets and trying to be a caretaker?
How'd that work out?

>>42155211
The only circumstance I could see a NEET like Floorb 'saving' anonfilly would be for some kind of sexual reason. Which is acceptable

I need a nerdy pony boyfriend/girlfriend so badly. My heart hurts eternally, knowing that my deepest desire will never come true.

>>42155623
Have you tried just getting over it? It worked for me.

this bitch ever do anything productive?

>>42155623
Having someone won't make you happy. It ain't that easy, champ.

>>42155629
I wish I could, but I probably never will. I’ve felt this way for about 11-12 years now.

>>42155658
I’ll probably never be happy. I’m so mentally fucked up that I’ll always be gloomy. Whenever I’m happy, it’s really only a little bit of joy.

>>42155689
I guess I could do that, though I suck at drawing. Plus, I’ll probably have to move on if I ever get into a relationship. I don’t think my future partner would like me fantasizing about ponies while I’m in a relationship.

>enters neet thread to whine about 3dpd

>>42155701
> I suck at drawing
Classic. Pro tip: ya gotta *start* drawing drawing before ya *stop* sucking at it

>>42155711
Fair enough.

>>42155739
I’ve tried plenty of times, but I quickly get bored. Plus, I don’t even have an art style. I tend to replicate the original art style of whatever I’m trying to draw and it always goes wrong. I shit you not, I literally draw like a little kid. My handwriting is terrible too. I’m pretty sure I have dysgraphia or some shit.

>>42155623
you cant get a nerdy pony, but someone who loves them as much as you perhaps. its the closest we can reach -- and just swell, with right expectation. You can fantasize about the ponies together...

>>42155820
That’s the dream. Unfortunately, the chance of that happening is rare. I don’t know if I should look online or in-person. At least the internet gives me the opportunity to seek out a specific person.

>>42155849
Mix of both. I was idly (and heartlessly) scrolling a certain app, saw someone local make a post about ponies, responded in a way that unambiguously indicated a non-shallow and horsefuckerish-type interest, and now we are quite close. I feel blessed to an extent I have difficulty communicating. That is to say, I got very lucky. Strive for a true and honest heart, and you will be rewarded eventually.

Oh boy I sure do love talking about 3dpd bullshit in the neet thread
Just kill the fucking site again please

>>42155849
What you think you need and what you actually need are going to be different. Not the being-into-ponies part, but other aspects of personality or interests that may seem unseemly to your current assumptions. Then you take a chance and realize, that it IS what you needed all along.

>>42155885
Given that I live in a small rural town, I highly doubt I’ll find anyone around here. My only option is a small city half an hour away from me, but I don’t get out much. I think I’d rather meet someone online because I’m not interested in forming friendships. I’ve never been one who likes crowds.

>>42154975
She wants grandfoals, you know what you must do.

>I need a bitch into ponies
Would not wish this fag upon anyone, /NEET/, sorry

>>42156873
What a precious little equine.

Ah, we're back.

>>42155710
I want to have sex with these ponies.

I want to sniff these ponies.

>>42158972
DO NOT TRIM
mare rainforest good

>>42158972
I love this kind of image (beside it being Floorb) because it's both immensely lewd and just safe enough for a blue board.

>>42159540
>He never finished this green
Why are writeniggers like this?
t. writenigger

>>42159612
Nothing good ever happens. I rarely read greens anymore because I'm tired of being disappointed.

>>42159612
He's dead.

>>42159664

>>42159664
A Floorb-style NEET girl doing streams would positively rake in cash, even without having to do any fanservice stuff like showing off pits or feet.

>>42159678
This is wholesome, but also funny after looking at >>42155710

>>42159664
Every time her stream ends I anonymously fund all of her donation goals and leave an encouraging message.

>>42159678
the superior neet

>>42159678
Her dorkiness is strangely attractive to me. Maybe it’s because I’m a loser too.

>>42160865
>You have to go to your appointment, stinky

>>42159678
I need Dot's mom to rape me

>>42159664
What does she stream?

>>42154959 (OP)
>By golly jingles shucks, strangers. Ain't nopony else going to post one of these?
Stop talking.
>Had to do it on NHNB and now I reckon I 'ought to do it 'ere too!
You ought to stop talking.

>>42161284
>seething about a years-old general
But why?

>>42160177
Dot's dorkiness is total heart boner fuel. You just want to see her squeal when you get her that new game she has been looking forward to or watch her get out of breath celebrating another game 100%.

>>42161613
Now you got me fantasizing harder. What a dream.

>>42161284
No, I don't think I will.

I want to be marenapped by a neet mare and be used as her permanent sex/breeding slave

>>42161284
Niggerfaggot detected

10

>>42162368
Would be kinda nice

>>42159678
Cute

I'm looking for a greentext, it was about adult cozy glow, an equestrian fugitive, adopting an escaped slave filly, does anyone know the green? I can't find it.

>>42164020
Sorry anon but I think you might’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere.

>>42164020
There's typically a Cozy Glow thread up. Would probably make more sense to ask there.

>>42160865
How does she piss in those bottles?

>>42164819
>>42164387
Sorry lads, I asked here cause when I looked last night there was no cozy glow thread.
I found the story, btw, it was Dawn Adopted, in fimfiction.

>>42165285
As a fellow gollyfag, I can never be upset at people looking for Golly-related stuff. Cheers, m8.

>>42159662
>>42159540
I just got out of jail and rehab but before I left there was a whole debate about if min wage wagies or on tax record NEETs with a side hustle count. How did the argument pan out?

>>42159678

>>42165977
Oh my

>>42165977
Oh sweet Celestia I NEED to give Dot several siblings

>>42165977
yo, Dot's playing FNAF!

>>42165977
>Luna calling Dyx a zigger
I love it

>>42165977
Woah, ho, ho! Lookie there! Another awesome Dot comic!

>>42165977
ihatefemoids is gonna change his name if this keeps up

Floorb got a job as a server girl

>>42166824
She worked 2 hours before exploding into anxiety and cheeto dust.

>>42165977
thought it said Dom Momtrix for a second

>>42167060
It does?

>>42166824
Pro: All drinks will be delivered shaken
Con: All drinks will be delivered shaken

>>42167175
Simple solution: Only drink Bond-style Martinis.

>>42167699
"Give me a martini. Shaken, not stirred. And I want it delivered by the most awkward, faintly smelly mare you have."

"Sir, you're in the right place."

>>42167060
>Dom Momtrix
God yes please

>>42168451
Fuck, she’s so hot.

>>42155291
I don't think that needs to be true. I could see Floor panicking as she looks down at this filly in a dumpster, teary-eyed and in need, and just sort of deciding she has to do something.
Probably take her to the police station station and think she's done her one good deed for a lifetime, only to be called back because the filly doesn't trust any pony except Floor Bored and the police ask if she can look after the filly while they either track down her parents or make more permanent arrangements for her.
Floor agrees because she thinks she'll be judged as a pos if she refuses in front of all these ponies, thus giving into social anxiety and peer pressure to take the filly home.

>>42159664
Do not bully the NEET. Its on suicide watch already.
I could see Floorb being a really successful Vtuber, actually, as being behind an animated model helps lesson her social anxiety and her voice is actually unique enough on its own to be endearing.
Like, I bet she has a raspy but cute voice and she does like a demon-pony avatar to fit it.

>>42165556
Do you mean you're the author of that green?

>>42168451
You ever think Taku goes gaga at the fact Dot's mom is a real true ara ara~ milf?