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Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630

>>42193055 (OP)
This is a blue board you lewd-equivalent of a psychopath

>>42193082
let the lewd flow

>>42193082
I want this with sound. Lewd sighs of pleasure.

I bet lightposts are actually candy flavored in Equestria

>>42193195
Sorry but it's hot, can I hug a cold pony?

>>42193288
How about a cake.

>>42193463
Cute animation

>>42193463
That's not a cake that's a smoke bomb

>>42193176
>5 minutes later

>>42193463
Ponka

>>42194007
Polka

>>42194725
Nah, Derpy'd win

How it feels to chew 5 gum

>>42196930
honest to god

Would kinderponies have coffee parties where they dress in business casual, drink pretend joe and talk about TPS reports?

>>42197336
almost certainly guaranteed

>>42193055 (OP)
Fluffy ears

>>42197733
I need four arms so I can hold a mare while I game

>>42199139
Yes, this is the way.

>>42199142
Da wey

>>42199142
absolutely twiggy is just such a cute

r u a flower?

>>42203751
So lewd!

>>42206575
>kinder rape

>>42207550
>...
Kinder nonconsensual special huggie wuggies, you mean?

>>42207588
of course also nice to see you around

>>42207630
Likewise, fren! I'm always here unless I lose power again, or my wifi goes out again, which happens a lot unfortunately. I mostly just lurk in le shadows, as you can probably surmise by now. Kinderkino gen appears to always be properly boomped, so there's really no need for me to interfere with my chicken scratch doodles. Anywho, I hope you're doing well. It's always a pleasure to speak with you.

>>42207731
hell yeah brother and nah is good doodles are welcome here. cute celly!

Based Lunafren as always. Glad you liked that Tia, I just drew her. Not really a big fan of the brush type but wanted to try it again after doing the blep last night. Pic related is annuda Tia from a while back, like a month ago.

>>42207774
I forgot to give >>42207745 your (You). I'm such a miserable goober.

>>42210922
I thought that was a horsecock penetrating Derpy’s head

>>42212436
KEK

what's she pissed about?

pre bed

>>42214489
rip guard pone

>>42217265
would eat

>>42216327
>Anon has accidentally created a business venture with just cardboard boxes, scissors and a few pictures of cute animals.
>He only meant to make one or two boxes for some fillies to play with, just something fun to mess around with during summer break.
>Imagine his surprise when parents started to poke their heads their, giggling as their partners took pictures with their foals.
>Now he's been asked if he could do more and one thing lead to another before he found himself running one hell of a tourist trap.
>At least the ponies were having safe, clean fun?

>>42218482
>*poke their heads through

Damn you autocorrect.

>>42214142
Socks
Sandals
Khaki shorts

Welp, shitty hotel in DC had shitty wifi now I'm back but suffering pony withdrawl.

Seriously though fuck DC, the Smithsonian is boring as hell, just go to Atlanta they have cool stuff.

Tactical sister blanket

>>42218993
welcome back brother

>>42219189
would be really comfy

>>42219529
it hard for kinderponies to understand anons dastardly intentions

>>42220064
It actually saved Equestria when Celestia couldn't see Opaline (and Opaline couldn't see her.) G5 averted.

>>42220974
kinderboxes are edible or derpy is derpy

>>42193055 (OP)
unironic the op pic gave me a boner
it's so over

>>42221276
>Getting boners for the lewdest thing imaginable
what's the problem?

>can make bubbles even if she loses the thingy
Ultimate power

>>42222199
this is definitely my favorite chryssy images

>>42222199
>Chrysalis is a rape demon who destroys civilizations
>Chrysalis is a cute
which way, western mare?

>>42222849
she's both simultaneously

>>42223204
FROM THE HIT SHORT GREEN IN THE OP?!?!?!
talk about based dude
it's from one of the collections of short kinder greens in the already big list of all kinder ponepaste greens

pre bed boop

>>42224092
Yeah I wrote the mailpony cigar thing. Honestly it was a bit of a shitpost, it feels weird to see someone with such a strong reaction but I'm flattered all the same.

>>42221093
She's using her mouth to bring the flap down to surprise Anon. When it was up she was completely invisible.

pre-bed boop
>>42224092
I gotta clarify- that picture isn't from the green, it inspired it. I can't draw for shit, my dude.

>>42224583
>>42224710
yeah i re-read the short green yesterday so that's why it was on my mind

>>42225085
you'd be angry too if applejack stole all the blanket on you

>>42222849
Chrysalis is a rape demon that I can tame because something something humans have infinite stores of love vs a pony that runs dry in a succ or two.

>>42225166
Nah cuz then I could wrap her like a burrito and use her as a hot pillow

bre bed bug

Boop

>>42228189
It seems they could not handle her Heartstrings style

>>42229374
Come to think of it, why do ponies bob for apples with their mouths? They use their mouths for everything, it'd be like humans just grabbing an apple out of the tub.

>>42229942
On their way to the toy store

>>42230540
New objective: suppress boner

>>42230999
Do not let her know your bones are made of rocks, unless you're into vore

>>42231571
tad horny today?

>>42231776
Nah I just don't know how rock-eating ponies would react to calcium

pre bed boop

>>42232268
Panko Panera!

>>42230540
How did you get this picture of me

>>42233085
I'm going to serve Lyra oatmeal made with oat milk and laugh as reality unmakes itself

>>42233368
oatception

>SCP-120
>Containment Class: Safe

>Special Containment Protocols:
>SCP-120 is to be contained within Lyra

>Description:
>SCP-120 is a virulent biohazard that takes the appearance of a bag of imported Trottingham Pride brand luxury oats
>When threatened, SCP-120 will mind control any earth ponies into defending it
>Victims of this mind control cannot be reasoned with and will always rationalize their unnatural desire to defend SCP-120 from consumption

>SCP-121
>Containment Class: Dumb

>Special Containment Protocols:
>SCP-121 is to be exiled to the Site Bon-Heartstringshaus Containment Couch if it is caught stealing oats again

>Description:
>SCP-121 is a seafoam green unicorn mare who believes she is entitled to more than half of the imported oat shipments to Site BH.
>SCP-121 needs to stop that right now.


>SCP-122
>Containment Class: Keter
>Risk Assessment: Your employment

>Special Containment Protocols:
>Staff are to not use Foundation archival systems to carry out passive-aggressive marital arguments

>Description:
>SCP-122 is an anomalous mind-altering field which strips all sense of professionalism and restraint from its victims.
>Because that's the ONLY reason you two are using my mainframe instead of sticky notes or a marriage counselor, RIGHT?

Pre-bed rotating mare

>>42234928
she turn

Yearn 2 Turn: Unnaground 2

>>42235954
nuggy queen

Strongest pony chef

>>42236862
based castafae enjoyer, also the cutest.

Pinkie Kart 64

limey will bite you

>>42237304
Not if I just walk away

>>42237304
>>42239402
She will bite the hand that boops

>>42240142
that mare's gonna get her belly rubbed

these horses are very silly

>>42193055 (OP)
this is a catgirl

>>42241135
wait really?

>>42241649
Rainbow I've seen you use your wings like hands

Kinderpony festival names are brutally honest, but they'll take any excuse to call something a party

>>42242415
Forg

pre bed boop

Good thing blunt force trauma only happens from pool noodles

uppies

>>42244051
>pone starts singing in the shower
>an impromptu song and dance number begins

>>42244062
>And thus was the first water park created
>Laughter, 21:6

>>42244062
anons heart wouldn't be able to handle it

>>42244704
There's a lot of things his heart can't handle, that's the price you pay for eating burgers

pre bed butters

>>42245300
Right next to those trips

>>42245698
I don't think I would be able to say no and I'm a hard ass
>>42245388
>trips
nah trips would would be if the end number was 333, those are dubs because the two end numbers are 00. nice dubs by the way.

>>42246042
Oh, I'm just retarded it seems
>>42245698
All she wants is tea just let her have the tea

>>42246605
There must have been a mistake, this hug was meant for you

>>42246625
smooth horse flirting right there

unsecured floor board boop

>>42247224
All I'm saying is you'd have more luck making friends if you took a shower. Not a bath, you're way too filthy for a bath, only a shower will do.

Boba tea boop

>>42247905
Wow, that's even better than seeing boobs in that window

>>42247905
>my eyes are down here

>>42248566
Is this your way of proposing marriage? would

>>42249298
she likes sniffing you! She loves smelling apples, and you. I would like applejack lip wiggling me for sure. It would be stupidly cute. I'm fucking dying am hammered.

>>42249689
Derpbee Hives

>>42250131
Amazing

>>42250883
bird baths would be a nightmare to maintain in kinderquestria

Why is she smug?

>>42251532
Her complex and evil morality is still fairly positive by hooman standards. Someone will adopt her.

>>42251171
Instructions unclear, Nightmare Moon now runs all the bathhouses

>>42252659
That's not how you eat waffle- you're getting syrup everywhere

>>42254117
twiggy is a known messy eater

>>42254610
meanwhile in reality they are 2 ft off the floor

>>42255007
Two WHOLE feet!? That's higher than Scootaloo can fly!

>>42255393
I say unto you, ponies, I have been to the 3am mountaintop. I have tasted the night water, and it was good.

>>42255567
KEK

rapscallion batpony gang high jinks on the rise in kinderquestria

>>42256123
Boop the police!
Stay up until 12am!
Skateboard inside your local mall!

>>42257264
obligatory IWTCIRD

pre bed boop

>>42257646
What if I boop them after bed?

>>42257757
it would be extremely painful

>>42258283
You're a big pony

>>42258287
4 U

I like the head canon that kinder ponies are immune to severe physical damage, but weak to minor injuries like paper-cuts.

>>42258379
that's a fair enough head canon

>>42258379
The Bureau of Afterbed, Tickles and Fluffypillows fights a daily battle against unlicensed assault pillows and gang-related caffeination

>>42258486
Tragedy today: an ATF agent shot a teddy bear, claiming that "she couldn't know it wasn't a high thread count assault pillow."

>>42258920
KEK

Boop

>>42258920
Pony Waco was an ice cream social with illegal flavors like coffee and butterscotch. ATF agents infiltrated and boosted the thermostat, but neglected to extract the foals and non-druggies first.
Over 50 ponies watched their ice cream melt before their eyes, and 3 got really sweaty and gross right in front of their crush.

Pre bed boop

>>42196930
stimulate your senses

>>42215802
>despite everything, your still loved, because you, you are love

>>42260812
Anon is a unicorn human. He has a horn between his hind legs.

Only sometimes, though.

>>42260812
It's so that they can aim their spells better- humans were famous marksmen, like High Inquisitor Pinocchio

>>42261672
That's it, you're going to the glue factory to buy more

>>42262713
Hot ear action

>>42193055 (OP)
>"Pony ears edition"
Add an R before 'ears'
It's just what we call dark humor, liberal.

>>42263844
kek

>>42264389
Based Vomit enjoyer