Thread 42212939

>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

Writing Guides:
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Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275
Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276

For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.
So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery.

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previous thread: >>42096166

Yeeeah, work that grill baby.

>>42212950
Fuck off

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>42213149
Anon you’re only making her hornier

>>42213750
The fool.

>>42213750
She can go fuck herself if she's that horny

>>42213390
And you can go fuck Discord.

>>42213390
>Eris on the same page as Ammunation
well fuck.

>>42214382
It was bound to happen eventually

>>42215416
What is he cranking it to? Can't be mares, right?

>>42215623
He secretly wanks to pics of Eris.

>>42215629
t. Eris

>>42215763
fuck, forgot the arrow

>>42215765
We all know you post here Eris.

>>42212939 (OP)
Has Fluttershy ever tried just being attractive and socially well adjusted? This isn't working for her

>>42216294
You're simply asking too much.

>>42216294
She’s not that even if Anon never existed. Amongst ponies she’s always a spurg.

>>42216465
A sperg, but a fashion model worthy sperg. Being hot can get you a lot of milage desu. But what's hot to a pony certainly isn't hot to a human, horse fuckers aside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKVL29hmOko
Video very much related.

>>42215623
He's cranking it to milfs on page 8

>>42217003
Now he's cracking a fucking trigger thanks to the ammunition in page 7

It is impossible for this horsie to rape me.

>>42217598
Unless she reached page 10

>>42218269
>The dawning realization that all of Anon's complaints were not exaggeration or culture shock

>"Of course you won't have sex with me."
>"You're a loser."

>>42218317
Well dang, and here I was looking for a nice yellow mare to stick my penis into.
Guess I'll have to fuck another yellow mare, this one's too mean.

>"Well hello there, Anon~!"
>"Its Summer."
>"You know what that means?"
>"Thats riiiight~!"
>"Mating season for honey bees!"
>"Want to come over here and pollinate me big boy?"

>>42218459
Aren't bees supposed to be the ones that pollinate, not the other way around?

>>42218473
Also they're all females. The ones who do all the work.

>>42218651
>"Oh, good afternoon, Anon, sir."
>"I'm the new maid mare you hired."
>"Please excuse my super revealing outfit~"

>>42218684
I'm reporting you to pony resources for inappropriate attire in the workplace

>>42218651
>are working mares your fetish?

>>42219132
Only if they have a southern accent

late night boop

I fuck ed her. Fucked her good. God she was so tight. Warm... It felt amazing. You guys are missing out. I especially loved the feel of her mare juices sliding down my legs as she rode me. That, and her adorable, sexy little squeaks and moans when I'd hit the right spot, (there are a lot of those, by the way) Unf... perfection.

>>42219823
>Fluttershy writes her own playcolt column

>>42219826
>Every other mare in town reading the article and becoming even more aroused for the HMD.

>>42219817
Well shit, I never thought about it like that. If only there was a mare who would have sex with me...

>>42219247
The end has already been and gone.

>>42219132
>Wartime Day in Equestria.
>Dummy Fluttershy swapped places with a different timeline Fluttershy hoping for an easier Anon to woo.
>Now she's stuck in a wartime Equestria against Sombra.
>Good news for her, she's nowhere near the front lines.
>Sheering sheep for wool amongst her new jobs to support the war.
>Bad news, Anon is on the front lines.
>Well, she knows he is somewhere.
>His house is still there, but she has no idea where he is.
>Too bad for her.
>Too bad for you.
>War is hell.
>Watch ponies go through trench warfare against mind controlled ponies is brutal shit.
>The other side don't want to fight, but they have no choice.
>Mind magic is evil.
>But you ain't down there.
>The crown tested your abilities and gave you an experimental position.
>After your suggestion of course.
>The only 'sniper rifle' in this war.
>Support fire, suppression, key target take downs.
>Typical stuff.
>If Celestia herself was on the field, you make sure to keep her alive.
>Your spotter, Twilight Sparkle, looks through a telescope for a target.
>The Big guy.
>"Sombra on the field."
"Where?"
>Don't get distracted as a poor pony gets surrounded by enemy solders.
>"Hulking dragons. Mind controlled. Between them. Can't miss it."
>Don't get distracted by the screams.
>Tune it out.
"That's new. Is he doing that stupid thing unicorns do when they get new toys and it all goes to their heads?"
>You can imagine Twilight rolling her eyes.
>"He is very confident."
>Peering through your scope.
>Battlefield is chaos.
>Pies are protecting Rainbow Dash.
>They're causing a huge ruckus.
>Celestia is farther back.
>This gamble, they're all here to lure him out.
>So you can get your shot.
>"Magical interference is high, recommend filter. Though I know if makes you have headaches. The pegasus have made the weather clear. So don't worry about wind sway."
"Twilight, I basically have a laser rife. It has no fall off."
>"Not much fall off."
>She corrects you, typical spotter.
"I'm more worried he'll see it coming. This is a long way."
>"It'll get harder when the dragon's start spewing our front line. Please hurry."
>You see the bastard.
>Laughing his dumb mug off.
>Quite the power trip he's on.
>Wish you could see him cower for all the pain he's caused.
>A pony gets her mind control helmet blown off her.
>Her screams of pain and confusion reach you.
>You'd be too screaming too if you woke up in a nightmare with most of your limbs gone.
>Don't.
>Get.
>Distracted.
>You won't get another chance.
>Sombra doesn't have a good spy network.
>On the account of how his methods work.
>So your little sniper ride has gone unnoticed.
>Effective, and has done good work in this war.
>If he knows though, this war will keep going.
>Never going to take a risk like this again.
>Magic interference is bad, so you flip down the filter.

>>42220658
>Pain gnaws at your brain.
>Dull, throbs.
>Really hope that it doesn't lead to further damage down the line.
>There he is, Sombra has jumped on his dragon.
>Going straight for Celestia.
>Really making a show of it.
>Crosshairs are locked on.
>Good Lord, he's monologuing to her.
>Perfect.
>Slow breath.
>Right between the eyes.
>Sorry your highness, you're getting a front row seat to a pony getting their brains blown out.
>Trigger finger starts to tighten.
>"ANON!"
>You scream like a little girl.
>Rifle fires blindly straight up n your hands.
>Fuck, you got distracted.
>Whip around to see a yellow pegasus.
"Who are you!?"
>"Fluttershy. I'm so glad I found you. Are working wartime mares in uniforms your fetish?"
>The question throws you off.
>Twilight's jaw drops.
"I'm sorry. What? Are you? No. I don't have time for this."
>Twilight is practically frothing.
>"We just had a moment to end this war and you ruined it with, with, that! That stupid question!"
>Fluttershy just kick the dust.
>"Oh, so is that a no?"
>Before you can tear into this weirdo, a unicorn's body falls next to you.
>You jump in shock.
>Crap, you just shot someone.
>Not a pegasus.
>Wait, what?
"Wait, who is this?"
>Fluttershy peers down at the body while Twilight hyperventilates.
>"Oh, Starlight! Hmm, looks like she's dead."
"Who's Starlight? A friend?"
>She seems to hmm and haw at that.
>"Not really, she's the one who caused the whole timeline split thing."
>Twilight squints at that.
>"Timeline split?"
>"Oh yes, she tried to destroy my timeline by making several, or something like that. She's the one who used the time spell, she apologized and everything after she told her story. Gave me an idea to meet different Anons."
"And she's dead."
>"Looks like it."
>Twilight grabs Fluttershy by the scuff.
>"Idiot! You've just caused a paradox. She's dead, therefore, you never find out about her time travel shenanigans."
>Fluttershy looks at herself and back to you.
>"So what happens now?"
>You all hear a giant crack.
>Everything starts to fizzle and melt.
>Tongue tastes fuzzy.
>"Can we kiss before we vanish?"
>Look at the pegasus.
"Fucking Fluttershy!"
>Pull the rifle up to shoot.
>Everything vanishes into chaos as you pull the trigger.

>>42220711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9bo95dWpVQ
Fucking Fluttershy, creating paradoxes and shit. At least we know paradoxes aren't Anon's fetish now.

>>42219817
lol
lmao even

>>42219817
Fluttershy, I was married before I got stranded in horse land. Me having sex with you is not happening.

>>42221209
How unsettling

>>42221209
I would use holy water, but she'll start cosplaying as a nun.

>>42221172
>you vent about your now ex-wife
>Fluttershy starts trying to act like her to win you over

>>42221576
Oh dear

>>42222222
The older mares won. Drop those pants anon.

>>42221576
>"Are big beautiful mares your fetish Anon?"

>>42222256
Well looks like whatever that victory was got erased from the timeline.

>>42221576
Begone ye fat slob, yer creepin' me out!

>>42222656
Fluttershy ain’t too careful about messing with timelines.

>>42222741
Shes a viscous monster.

>>42223006
Indeed

>>42223006
Someone should stop her, if only Twilight would stop annulling my court appeals! You fat dork.

>>42223918
Shes a monster too.

>>42223939
She became more of a monster when she got the wings.

>>42224199
Damn, I can't read what that says because her big ass ears are in the way.
I better cancel it, since I don't know what I'm getting myself into.

I'm going to start writing in these threads. Firstly, I'm going to repost what I've written so far:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/554195/ms-mare-convicted-crotch-sniffer

I'll post a chapter a day, I guess, and maybe by then I'll have another bit done. I'll post new stuff here as I fill up posts.

“I, uh, noticed a funny smell and, uh, wanted to get another whiff, to, uh, well. Anyway, I followed the smell to his, uh, crotch and I, uh, pressed my nose to his pants to smell it better. It’s really hard to describe, the, uh, smell coming from his crotch. I, uh, guess I didn’t pay attention to what I was doing at the time, but I can see now that pushing him into a corner and putting my foreleg up so he couldn’t move was an inappropriate thing to do. As was using my teeth to tear off his pants button, but then it was even stronger. It felt like it forced itself into every bit of empty space in my skull, and I pushed my nose back in even harder, and when he put his hands on my head I thought he was egging me on, and I could’ve sworn his yelling kind of sounded like my name, and I think some of his little hairs went in my nose, and then it was even stronger, and I don’t even remember putting my tongue out but it really reminded me of a salt lick after a hard day of outside labour, and and”

“Ms. Mare! For the last time, be quiet!” The little mare was hit on the back of her head with a ruler by a pegasus mare in uniform, which finally shut her up. Ms. Mare waited.

“Well?” The same pegasus said moments later.

“O-Oh, and that’s why I’m here with the rest of you at Crotch Sniffers Anonymous.”

“Good.” The pegasus clearly did not think it was good, but nevertheless was relieved to move on. “And now you can introduce yourself, Miss Rarity.”

Rarity’s hooves nervously pressed at the dress that perfectly covered her cutie-mark, and her magic fidgeted with the oversized hat meant to obscure her mane and face. She was glad to be wearing panties after hearing all of that, lest she leave a noticeable wet spot on her wooden fold-out chair arranged in a circle with the others.

“Um, yes, well. My story is a little, how should I say it, less “interesting” than Ms. Mare’s.” Rarity daintily cleared her throat. “Anonymous the human comes to me for all of his clothing, at the Carousel Boutique, right down the road from Sugarcube Corner—also today and today only we’re having a sale on all polka-dotted scarves,” The pegasus mare silently glided over to hover behind Rarity; Rarity cleared her throat again and otherwise ignored her, raising a foreleg a little before herself and closing her eyes. “The relationship between a human and his seamstress is sacred, and I, in a moment of weakness, violated him, I mean I violated his trust in me.” She cleared her throat less daintily this time. “I was taking his measurements, and as we all know that’s done naked, and, well, we were “eye-level” so to speak. Instead of maintaining a professional distance, the invisible hoof of temptation nudged me closer and closer until I was “smelling the bushes” you could say. When he asked me to stop, I of course saw the error of my ways and gave him a wide berth. So, really, it’s all a misunderstanding as to why I’m here, darlings. I’m a gentlemare through-and-through.” Rarity finished her story with a little more fidgeting and some teeth-clacking.

“Yes, well, Miss Rarity,” that annoying pegasus mare checked her papers, Rarity could hear as much, “you did stop when he asked you, the tenth time in fact. So, yes, you’re not some crotch-sniffing maniac like Ms. Mare, yet.” Rarity shivered; the pegasus had spoken that last word right at her ear.

The introductions continued, some pamphlets were passed around for them to keep, some meaningless platitudes were spoken, and they were made to stand and recite a pledge.

“Smell the flowers, smell some with blotches, but don’t stop to smell human crotches.”

Rarity rolled her eyes.

-

Celestia’s sun greeted them as they were let out of that horrid, stuffy room. Was it some irony to sentence such mares to an hour a week in a room full of their musk? Regardless, it made Rarity appreciate the fresh air all the more, closing her eyes as she took a deep breath, but her calm was interrupted by a voice speaking up behind her. “Hey.”

Rarity opened her eyes and looked back to see Ms. Mare, with the same relaxed and half-lidded demeanour as ever. “I’ve never seen you at the meetings before, so I guess this is your first offense. Don’t feel bad, it happens to plenty of mares eventually, at least in this village.”

“Well, there’s one human in Equestria, in this village, so I’d expect that to be the case. Honestly, I find the whole affair to be a little ridiculous, Crotch Sniffers Anonymous because of a single stallion.”

“He’s a man, a human.” Ms. Mare stared off into the distance.

“Whatever, it’s still ridiculous to let one little male cause all of this trouble for us working mares.”

“Well, it’s not a problem with any other male. His alien pheromone system isn’t meant to cope with our sniffing.” Ms. Mare’s nose twitched.

“Well, and I don’t mean to be rude, but I don’t see why that can’t be his problem. I’ve never been arrested before in my life, and my arrest record now has “crotch sniffer” on it of all things; oh, I now have an arrest record! Oh, if anypony in Canterlot ever hears about this, I don’t know if I’ll ever live it down.”

“You should relax. It’s not that big of a deal.” Ms. Mare had caught up with Rarity, and they were now walking side-by-side. “Nopony ever gives me guff for it.”

Rarity thought for a moment. “I suppose you’re right. Say, would you like to join me at my shop for coffee?” She frowned. “I don’t think anypony’s coming to partake of my sale.”

Ms. Mare herself had some liquid to share, and it went nicely in their coffee.

>>42223918
>>42223939
>>42223951
Twilight is using her judicial powers and princess prerogative to assign Anon a 3-star wanted level

>>42224284
Nice to see you back at this one

>>42224366
She’s a menace

>>42224284
Good stuff

>>42224278
That's an old favorite, glad you're back at it

Sex.
Now.

>>42225817
No.

>>42225817
Yes.

>>42225817
Make me.

>>42225817
Maybe.

Why is Fluttershy so obsessed with having sex with Anon; to the extent that she is always trying to trick or lure him into it? Is she just massively more horny than other mares? Does she have a sex-with-human fetish? Or, is she just really sexually adventurous? I just don't get it.

>>42226387
She’s a freak. Also afraid of any kind of interactions with ponies, much less stallions. Mostly freak.

>>42224284
“Our mothers built this nation, but do we get thanks? No!!!” Rarity shook her head as she let that last word escape her, spilling some of her drink. “Instead now we get saddled with even more responsibilities and laws. Did you know there’s a law against mares masturbating in public, but not stallions? Honestly.”

The two mares had been talking for hours by now, and Luna’s moon had replaced her sister’s sun.

“Well, has a stallion ever masturbated in public here? I think I would’ve heard about it, or seen a photograph, if that had happened.”

Rarity downed her last cup of coffee and sighed. “That’s besides the point, sister. It just ruffles my fur to get in trouble for giving into my baser urges, for just a few moments, or minutes. I’m not made of stone! Uhh, I’d never have a bad mane day if I were made of stone.” Ms. Mare hummed in agreement, as she’d been doing for hours by now, and Rarity fell back on her chaise lounge.

“Do you think he does it on purpose?” Rarity craned her head to get a good look at Ms. Mare.

Rarity hadn’t considered that before.

“That would make sense.” Rarity’s magic started playing with her lip. “After all, it always seems to happen at the most inopportune of circumstances. Maybe you’re onto something, Mare.” Ms. Mare hummed in agreement again.

“Do you think maybe he’s trying to send us a message? You know, playing hard to get?” Ms. Mare still had that relaxed look on her face.

“Hmm, I hadn’t considered that either, darling, but you’re making a lot of sense.” Rarity rolled over so she could stand when she felt like it. “Although are you implying what I think you’re implying, Mare?”

“Yeah. So, care to join me?” They were staring at each other now, Rarity blinking more often than Ms. Mare was.

Rarity hopped off her lounge and stretched. “Well, I’m not going to sleep anytime soon, so sure.” She started poring through her outfits resting on hangers around them, aiming for the kind of baggy clothing that covers a lot of a pony, and then getting an idea so devious she rubbed her hooves together and stuck out her tongue with a grin. She settled on a costume meant to resemble the worst of the worst of the previous generation. “It almost occurred to me to dress fashionably, as always, but what better disguise than something ghastly, don’t you agree, darling?” Rarity was wearing baggy neon pants and some manner of checkerboard design on her front half, with much of her mane bunched up in a baseball cap. “Now then, would you like anything, a balaclava perhaps?”

Ms. Mare said she wanted to keep her nose uncovered, and left it at that.

>>42226387
>Does she have a sex-with-human fetish?
Yes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WL_eA3sPto4&pp=ygUeZmx1dHRlcnNoeSByZWFsbHkgbGlrZXMgaHVtYW5z

>>42226938
One day that animation will be finished

>>42226861
These mares need help.

>>42226387
The lore is that when Anon first came to Equestria and couldn't speak Ponish yet, Fluttershy found him and cared for him like she would any other lost or hurt animal, and developed an obsession with him when he turned out to be sentient and reasoning. She got fixated on the exotic idea of sex with another species that could reason and give consent, especially one whose anatomy is so exotic in comparison to ponies.
Of course, Anon is not into bestiality in any way, shape, or form, and absolutely refuses to entertain her increasingly ridiculous and aggressive advances. Horsefucking is not his fetish.
Fluttershy reasoned that if she could discover Anon's sexual fetishes, he would fall for her, and thus the "Daily Fetish Guess™" was born.
She also resorted to outright trying to rape Anon.
Other mares, shocked and outraged by her behavior toward this visitor from another world, demanded to know why, and found her arguments strangely compelling.
Thus, more and more mares are using any and all means to try to get into Anon's pants.
Of course Princess Cadance learned of it, and blatantly encourages Anon to settle down with a mare, in the hopes of quelling the growing disruption to Equestrian commerce and routine by getting Anon "off the market".
Anon is very clever, sneaky, and resistant, and so the situation continues. By now, about half the mares in Equestria want to have sex with Anon, all because of...
You guessed it.
Fucking Fluttershy.

>>42227671
Fascinatimg...What happens when 100% of mares in Equestria become obsessed with having sex with Anon? How does Fluttershy deal with the competition.

>>42228056
Violence. Slapstick or cupcake depends on the author.

any greens about anon just surrendering?
just waking up one day and letting Fluttershy do her business

>>42228225
we don't have that on the menu, Fluttershy.

>>42228056
They undergo gravitational collapse and become a singularity, which then tries to rape Anon.
Obviously, this is an outcome that the princesses would prefer to avoid, if possible.

>>42228225
Anon did let her in once when she asked if his fetish was cuddling, but she made it weird and he kicked her out before she could get any further.

>>42228225
If we do that, the universe has to screw over Fluttershy in some way. It has to be funny. Playing it straight is for some other thread.

>>42228250
Ever get your dick sucked by a black hole?

>>42228570
Not a game you can win.

>>42228570
Cute and terrifying at the same time.

>Page 9
Y’all muthafuckas are just trying to get jumped by the Chaos Noodle now.

>>42229470
Well I’m glad you were here to bump

Ooga booga where the human men at?

>>42228569
Punchline idea: she doesn't like it

>>42230286
She stops chasing after anon and he falls into a depression or starts trying to get her to pursue him again

>>42229470
>>42230257
Bump from Page 9.
AGAIN.
This time I'm gonna let the Kirin have you.

>>42230742
>>42230257
>kirin and ziggers are in the fray too
oh come on now

>>42230761
THEY HAVE NEEDS TOO ANON!!!

>>42231079
Damnit chrysalis if you wanted to fuck all you had to do is ask. God I want to fuck her

>claims he doesn't want to fuck horses
>hangs out on the horse fucking website

>>42231274
Listen candy, I have an addiction to shallow vindications that only local kirin basket weaving forum can provide. That's all I desire. Didn't say it was a healthy life.

>*Charges up her 'send Anon to g5 spell'*
>"Have sex with a mare."

>>42231639
Bring it on, you candy cunt!

The next thing Anon sees...

>>42231689
Oh no

>>42231689
Boom goes the shotgun.

>"That's what you get for not listening to me."
>"Have fun in dog land. You won't be leaving until you agree to fuck a mare back in my Equestria."

>>42231924
What a vicious bitch.

>>42231924
What the fuck

>>42231924
>send man to dog land
>a land of dogs
>aka man's best friend.
>all dogs are being good boys and girls.
>actually nice and peaceful
that's very cash money of you, candyass

>>42225817
no

>>42231924
What a cunt

This guy rolled it >>42213390
The thread is on Page 7.
So you know what that means?
That's right.
Chaos noodle time.

>>42231924
No Fluttershy thankfully.

>>42233421
She left a descendant.

>>42233694
Hey, do me a solid and just lay there. Yeah. don't move...

>>42233704
>"That was fun!"
>"Now it's my turn!"
>"Just lie still while I climb on top of you and put my butt in your lap..."

>>42233729
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>42233740
This is a rape thread, Anon.
You were always going to get raped.

>>42233747
Can't rape me if my dick can't get hard.

>>42233751
>"Revatio to the rescue!"
google it

>>42233763
If I don't google it then I'm immune right?

>>42233886
Unless you already know what Revatio is...

>>42233917
YOU WON'T RAPE ME!

>>42233930
>"Challenge accepted!"

>>42233994
W-wait...

>>42234250
I was told I was in dog land? Why are you here? Did Candy lie? Are Dog horses and Cat horses living together?

>>42234410
Pinkie goes where she pleases. She'll take you back to g4, but only if you agree to fuck her and all of her sisters.

Page 7 bump to stop Eris from coming back.
One Chaos Noodle Rape Session was enough.

>>42234729
She just wants to say hi

>>42233751
you also can't get raped if you kill every last pony

>7
Lesson still not learned, it seems.

>>42235121
>Anon declares War on Equestria to preserve his chastity
"Well, this should be entertaining."

>>42235698
It would be like the green we got awhile back where all the Anons from various boards were defending themselves in a siege from horny mares.

>>42235726
Link?

>>42235765
Someone has it, I'm sure.

>>42235693
I was asleep

>>42235848
And now you're raped.

>>42236626
Try as you might she will get by you, jobbing is your nature

>>42236665
Stay back! I have a weapon!

>>42236626
>>42236665
>Day after charging up and screaming for a few episodes in Equestria.
>Two equally jobbery beings size each other up.
>One, the big white donkey of these crayon retarded dwarf horses.
>Princess Celestia.
>Then, you.
>Prince of all Anonsayans and the lesser Anons who you've adopted into the fold.
>Greatest of power levels.
>VegitAnon.
"Bitch, I don't care what nonsense you spout out of your head holes, I ain't interested."
>A vaunted flair of off-white wings spreads wide before she answers.
>"You've enjoyed the fruits of my burdens for long enough and I've come to claim that tail."
>Go into a defensive stance.
"As a proud warrior, I won't stand for such presumptuousness. I won't submit to your whims, you'll have to take it from me. I would love to see you try."
>Celestia starts to stalk you, and you mirror her movements.
>"I've seen your so called warrior skill, not your best quality. Much better dressing my bed."
>The gall of this woman horse.
"A chicken makes your knees quake, bluster all you want you have no ability to take me down. For I boil for battle, my blood burns for it. You sit in a marble white castle with a silver spoon up your ass."
>Light chuckle slips through her lips.
>"Boiling as you are tied up by Applejack. Bluster is all you are. Big talk from a little monkey man. I've watch your battles."
>Leans her long neck down to look at you eye to eye.
>"I love a stallion who struggles against inevitable defeat."
"And there is no love in my heart for fat equines."
>"Oh so you've been staring at my flanks after all."
>Sputter as you know she purposefully misinterprets what you just said.
>Again!
>"What about ponies with normal or slightly smaller than average size butts?"
>A random peanut from the crowd watching your two squawk at each other asks her question.
"Shut it, Carrot Top. Anyway, no asses have been assessed in my assessments of your asses, you ass."
>A donkey raises their hoof.
"I know what I said don't make me kill you!"
>They lower their hoof.
>Casual racism aside, you never let your guard down against your opponent.
>Monologue insistently long, yes, but never drop your guard.
"Now then, your Highness, if you don't want me to embarrass you in front of your subjects, just admit defeat and flee to your little toy prop you call a castle. I won't laugh at you too much. However."
>Flex your powerful fists and raise your energy levels a tiny bit.
"I won't hesitate to destroy you."
>Magic hums to life as Celestia removes her royal decorations, starting with the crown.
>"A mares touch is all I'll need to break you like a wild stallion."
>---
>Blurriness is in your eyes.
>Both of you are in a crumpled heap.
>Don't remember what happened.
>"Did you see that? A plastic bag came in and knocked them both out."
>Y-your pride.
>Ouch.
>"Welp, time to drag them both home. See you all later girls."
>Darkness claims you once more.
>Fucking Celestia, the jobber.
>Trying to out job you.
>Damn.

Some of you guys are alright.
Don’t go out at night.
You may be ambushed by a horny mare.
> https://tantabus.ai/images/50558

>>42236783
At first I was a little disappointed that my Eris post didn’t lead to an Eris green, but then I realized that’s because she’d never job.
Good stuff anon.

>>42228569
Someone once made an exception when Mists of Pandera came out, and she brought him a copy. He traded it for snu-snu. Yes, THAT long ago.

>>42235859
and now you are neutered, yellow rat

>>42237323
Who do you think unleashed the bag?

>>42237891
>7

>>42237605
I don't remember that green. Got sauce?

>>42238204
Imagine the smell

>>42237975
>Day get away from him you bitch.
>The cocking sound of a shotgun gives the offender pause.
>Looking up Princess Celestia tries to remain compose as you look at each other eye to eye.
>"Oh good morning Anon, I thought you were working."
"I was."
>Anon Jr. steps away carefully to allow the two adults fuss.
"Hard to miss the giant white horse coming into town."
>Celestia smiles gently like morning dew reflecting the sun.
>"I suppose an early flight is hard to be subtle with wings these large."
>Chew the slightly hour old tobacco.
"Little early to being messing with my son as well. In many aspects."
>"Our meeting is mere coincidence. Felt it was rude to not say good morning."
"That's not what I heard you say."
>There is a step back from your rough response.
"Son, what did she say to you?"
>Kiddo sighs as he kicks the ground beneath him.
>"She wanted to touch the no no place."
>Princess Celestia jumps up into the air in a hurry.
>"Well look at the time, ta ta now. Ouch! My wing!"
>Feathers fly everywhere as you fire pellets.
>Immortal super magic horse she may be, is surprisingly easy to humble.
>Anon Jr. groans in embarrassment as he watches his old man pump Celestia pull of pellets.
>Her squeals of pain fill the air as she limps away in the air.
>For your part, every shot is filled with obscenities of anger and to not bother you or your son.
>"I'm sorry! Ouch! I'm sorry! I'll go, I'll go."
>All she can get out between quick reloads.
"Fly faster horse fly, no one talks to my kid like that."
>Have to vigilant against these horny magic creatures.
>Especially against fucking Celestia.

>>42238771
>Anon jr.
So who's the mom? It's probably Eris somehow.

>>42238926
Of course.

>>42238926
>>42238953
>>42239079
>>42239121
>Day do you even want to try a DNA test?
>The hairy noodle nuisance is standing outside your door.
>When she does that, that means she trying to do bit,
>"Say hi to daddy."
>Look down to the smaller creature.
>It's just a mini-me Eris wearing a green mask.
>That's it.
>"Hi daddy."
>The same exact voice as well.
"One, we've never had sex."
>Eris slapped her weird paws around the ears of the smaller one, who promptly grows ears on her torso.
"Two, that's just you wearing Anon face."
>"I have your ears."
"Three, you don't have ability to be patient enough to go through a pregnancy."
>Eris nods.
"True, true. I made Discord carry the child."
>"I have two daddies."
>Point at the abomination.
"Disturbing idea. Wait a moment, wouldn't that just mean the child belongs to Discord and you? Just a seahorse pregnancy."
>Eris and the child pause a moment before the smaller one pulls off the mask.
>"Well fuck."
"Language child."
>"Welp, we tried. Later bigger, fatter me. I have my own Anon to seduce. If only he was a pedo, would make it so much easier."
>Tiny Eris disappears in a puff of lack of logic.
>Eris looks dissapointed.
>"We could always try again."
"Again, point 3 you lazy fuck. Get out."
>Fucking chaos monsters.

>>42239328
>Perhaps you should become out beloved betrothed.
>That way no one else will bother us~.

>>42239328
Adorable.
Would daughterfu.

>>42239390
Would send her to an orphanage.

>>42239573
I don’t know if they’d accept a Draconequus

>>42239390
That’s a risky move anon

>>42239328
>I made Discord carry the child.

>>42240267
Well sometimes funny little edit accidents make the story better.

>>42239350
>Blue femcel
Honestly, very attractive proposition

>>42240573
She smells like moldy cheese.

>>42239573
>>42240263
>7

>You find the thread on Page 8.
>Naturally it has attracted Eris' attention.
>Only this time, she's not merely interested in rape.
>She wants matrimony.
It's too late for me, Anons. Save yourselves.

>>42241521
Don’t worry. She’s only active on 7. Past that she missed the train.

>>42241521
Jus that kind of day I suppose

>>42241521
>>42241574
>>42241890
Who's going to catch the bouquet?

>>42242105
Luna will. And she'll steal away Eris's newly, forcefully married, man.

>>42242105
Anon's going to catch them and make Eris choke on it.

>>42242337
I think he’s gonna have an awful hard time doing that since she breathes through her pussy

>>42242105
I’m sure Fluttershy will be waiting right there for it

>>42242126
Kek.

>>42242601
She's going to teleport behind Anon and snatch him away while everybody is focused on the bouquet

>>42223006
>She's a viscous monster
Do you mean vicious, or is she doing a "slime pony" fetiish guess today?
You know what? I'll get the salt anyway, just in case.

>>42242947
She actually likes salt.
Especially your salt.
That's what you get for letting the thread get to Page 10.

>>42242360
Fish breath.

>>42242360
She'll inhale your dick for sure.

>Open door
>See this
>"Daddy?"
What do?

>>42244023
ERRRIIIISSSSSS!!!

>>42244029
>"You rang?"

>>42244321
>Eris was pressing herself against your window.
>Undoubtedly an attempt to be cute.
"Don't fuck around, what the hell is this!?"
>You point at the kid, who proceeds to squirm from the basket and coil around your leg, hugging you tightly.
>"You're so funny, daddy!"
>Eris giggles, batting her eyes at you.
>"Aww your daughter loves you, 'daddy'."
"Shutup! Make this kid dissapear, I know you just conjured her up in a snap, now make it go away!"
>You pick up your leg and shake it vigorously.
>"Weee! I love playing with daddy!"
"God damnit!!"
>"Oh, Anon." Eris says, nuzzling your face, "We're a family now, don't you see? No more fat butt sunhorse, or weird blue horse, or purple horses to try and steal you away!"
"This solves nothing! If it anything it just got worse!"
>"Daddy! Lets go to the zoo!"
>Little Eris snaps her fingers and your all at the zoo.
"What the fuck!?"
>"Mhm~! Now theres two of us!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

>>42244385
Lmao

>>42244023
>Sigh.
"Do I have to eat all the eggs?"

I’m surprised we don’t have any Neetrape stories.

>>42244416
They have their own thread.

>>42244416
Could you imagine the smell?

>>42244950
What do you think is worse, the Neets or Fluttershy?

>>42245366
There’s a difference between them? Fluttershy is a neet.

Away with you, foul creature

>>42245708
Keep doing that.
>>42245708
Stay away from my braut.

Gosh you guys, Fluttershy is such a cutie! I love her flowing pink hair and her bright yellow coat. And her voice is so soothing and soft. I could listen to her whisper sweet nothings in my ear all night after a wild time.

She's so mean

>>42246134
What the fuck did you say to her?

>>42246145
He told her she looked fat. Probably.

>>42246134
>somehow get FLUTTERSHY to not only leave alone, but hates you and never wants to see or talk to you again.
how tf did you do that? Please provide steps.

>>42245708
>away with you
>not "fork off"
You had ONE job, dude...

>>42245947
How do you type with hooves, Fluttershy?

>>42246441
Do you think Spike is forced to write these up for these mares?

>>42246426
Nah she still ended raping me, although she was WAY more aggressive this time

>>42246464
>And make sure to include how good of a cuddler I am!

>>42246731
"You're kind of not, more smothering really."
>"Spike I will throw you out the window, now write how sweet I am to really sell it."

>>42247050
Probably more accurate than you’d think

>>42246441
Probably her feathers. Those things turned into weird hands later on in the show.

>>42246134
>putting fear and terror into an AI
How does one gain such great power?

>>42246134
I kinda feel bad for her

>>42247683
My autism levels are unmatched l, my power level is unlimited

>>42246134
GREAT. Thanks a lot.
Now Skynet is going to wipe us out for sure.

>>42248366
Better than fucking Fluttershy.

>>42248646
You're just mad because you think her flanks are hot.

Go away page 8.

>>42248661
What kind of cope is this? No. Go die by robot AI uprising please.

>>42248921
Seconding

>>42246731
Dear Fluttershy, cuddle dynamite. Thanks.

>"Hey Anon, wanna read my new book?"
>"It's called 'Daring Do and The Quest For The Monkey Man's Meatrod.'"

>>42250298
How did you get in my house?! HOW DO ALL OF YOU KEEP GETTING IN MY HOUSE?!

>>42250409
>He doesn't know

>>42250298
>>42250527
That's it. I'm calling backup.

>>42250527
CANDY I SWEAR TO GOD! I WILL JUST FUCK YOU!

>>42250825
>Chryssi
" Oh hey Anon~~"
"I'm going to 'suck' all the love outta you and make you mine~~"

>Tirek
"Wassup bro? Wanna see my big muscular dick?
"I know you want it and I'm giving it to you wether you like it or not, monkey boy."

>Cozy
"I'm going to fuck your brains out and then tell everypony how tricked a 'poor little filly' into sexual intercourse!"

>>42251083
>"Hi Anon, it's me, Princess Cadence. Shall we have sex and eat pizza?"

>>42251155
YES! Lets do it, that'll teach you a lesson!

>>42251155
Wait a minute...

>>42251155
Somehow Fluttershy fusion danced with Cadance. Does Fluttershy’s disturbing lust overcome Cadance’s pure love for her husband? I don’t know and I ain’t going to stick around to find out.

>>42251746
I’m sure it was supposed to teach her the difference between love and lust or some shit

>>42251127
No wait they're antagonists, they all oppose the main cast, they're supposed to be on my team right now, something's not right

>>42252174
Don't be a preposterous fool! It matters not who, or even what species they are, there are ALWAYS those in this world who seek to rape you!

>>42251127
Gay rape in my Flutterrape thread? Since when was that allowed?

>>42252568
Rape knows no boundries

>>42252174
Imagine fucking yourself over like this, now you actually need Fluttershy and her friends help

>>42252965
Turns into a standard mlp episode, that ends with rape. Whoever wins, Anon loses.

>>42252328
>>42252751
>>42252965
>>42253380

Better hit up the AmmuNation then

>>42253388
Does it have crossbows? Going medieval might be fun.

>>42254010
That doesn't look like lube.

>>42254010
What's she trying to accomplish here?

>>42254374
It’s set up to transfer the feeling of human dick directly into her marebits as soon as Anon uses it.

Off 8 before someone sees

>So, I heard Anon has finally selected a mare. It may just be Fluttershy dressed up like me but... whatever.
>I win.

>>42254941
Dressed up, you were wearing yellow face princess. I don't know if that is in poor taste in this society, but I want nothing to do with it.

>>42255031
>Whats that? Can't hear you over the sounds of your hips colliding with my flanks!

>>42254941
Nobody selected shit

10 is no place to be

>>42255039
Those are Shining’s hips you’re hitting. I’ll see my way out.

Not a matter of "if" but, when, Anon. She will make it happen...

>This is a new law.
>It states that should any mare wish to have cuddles, intimate cuddles, ear scratches, head pats, or sex with Anonymous the human, it will happen and cannot be denied.
>Anonymous the human has kept himself from pleasuring my sweet little ponies for far too long.

>>42256387
>"Anon, I'm done asking. I'm done guessing. Tell me your fetish now."

>>42256387
>Fluttershy has access to Ammunation
revert the patch

>>42256387
>>42256587
Wow cool gun. Have you been to the range?
>”What?”
Oh. I guess you have and forgot to get earmuffs.
>”Did you just say your fetish? I didn’t hear what you said.”
I said you should have worn protection!
>”But I don’t want you to use a condom.”
For your ears idiot.
>”You’re going to put your penis in my ear? Ok then.”
I’m going to take your gun and shoot you now.

>>42256784
Sounds about right

>>42258306
oh shit I just mastrubated....how fucked am I?

>>42258320
You are already raped

>>42258331
What a monster

>>42258331
Nani?

>>42258331
Those teeth are fucked

>>42258331
P-preposterous! Absurd! This is insane!!

>>42258331
あなたはすでにレイプされている

>>42259210
Don't fall for her lies. It's a trick. A ruse. Punch her dumb teeth out of her skull.

>>42260347
>Goth Maids
Thanks for the idea, now I just gotta bribe Eris into importing human goth maids from a different reality.
Hell, maybe even goth maids that are entirely different creatures.
Just as long as they're not YOU.

>>42260360
>"You rang, master?"

>>42260159
Why does she do these things

>>42260159
Celestia eats it before you can get repulsed by it.

>>42260159
>>42261393
Got a cake for you.

>>42261393
Why....everytime I get done mastrubating one of them shows up! I also just recovered from Fluttershy! What did I do to deserve this!?

>>42261613
You were born male.

Off 8

>>42261516
She wants YOUR cake next

>>42262725
Rude

>>42263156
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3427411
too frigging big to post and the YouTube video has gone private

>>42263284
Oh dear

>>42262725
>>42263284
So Celestia created a cake replica of Anon to lick.

>>42260393
You know, I thought you would post that goth pegasus.

>>42263792
You aren’t alone

>>42262725
How sinister

What horror has she committed?

>>42264937
She snuck into your room at night and held your hand for over an hour.[/spolier]

>>42264966
That explains why I have a splinter.

>>42264937
She installed surveillance cameras above your bed and in your shower.
Hence the recurring fetish guess.
It's how she retrieves the footage.