Private masseur edition
A thread for discussing all the male characters and R63 swaps in mlp!
>>42224208 (OP)i wanna see funny shining armor picturess
Stallions are hot! Especially this sexy ball of energy!
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>>42224241This funny enough for you?
I just like ponuts, don't care if it's male or female.
>>42224277he thinks he's big mac
>>42224295their horns look like party hats and it makes it funnier
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https://voca.ro/1e0BeOrq45y7
I wouldn't fall in love with a human male, but I would with a pony. Why is that?
>>42224381You just haven't met the right human guy yet. They're out there.
>>42224388But I'm not gay.
>>42224392Oh, well then maybe you're just stallion-sexual then? I dunno. I'm definitely not straight, I know that.
>>42224381>why don't I fall in love with all people who share X traitidk nonny maybe love is more complicated than just what sex they are
>>42224409Why is anon lying to RD?
>>42224409nta
im straight but i think i could love a stallion if the conditions were right
>>42224302I just want to bury my face in pony ponut.
>>42224381I felt pretty strongly about that too. And still prefer pony to humans. But there has been one exception, he has the heart of a stallion.
>>42225031What a cutie!
Yeah, stallion threads generally have nice vibes.
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Love my stallions, I thought the thread was dead again like it previous incarnations.
>>42225139That Soarin pic is one of the best out there! What an adorable flyboy. He fills out those shorts nicely too! Just like his Wonderbolt uniform...
i wanna see the funny pones
For me? It's this pretentious fag.
>>42226592He's a jerk, but hot DAMN does he got a DUMP TRUCK!
>>42226628Jerks are cute, "i can fix him" energy
>>42226628100% agree. That's an ass begging for correction!
>>42226628doesn't every stallion with that body model have a dump truck?
>>42226654Perhaps, but I think it's the pants that really accentuate his.
Literally all of you: https://derpibooru.org/images/3611311
>>42227087the only thing wrong about that pic is brae getting his cock sucked, in reality it would be the other way around.
>>42226592Would thoroughly correct this bratty stallion
>>42227423what you're forgetting is that the anon stallion pictured is probably one of us bottoms in this thread and we'd pounce on brae's cock before he could get to ours
>>42224241Stallionpity for (You).
>>42227547true, maybe we could team up and take all the horsecock together? Instead wouldn't we be fighting over cocks?
>>42227592We could all just frot and rub tips together... That way nobody is left out.
>>42227423You saying you wouldn't suck a nice and juice horsecock?
So sad this comic/dub never got finished.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL8n7RCx5ac
>>42228668>>42228671Maybe I wasn't clear enough on what kind of R63 swaps in the op....
>>42228690I'm also retarded and didn't read
is it weird that i am basically sunburst irl but also want to suck him off?
>>42228699sunburst is silly
>>42228699I would never want to fuck myself. probably not even as a pony either.
>>42228704easily best stallion in my opinion
>>42228717i dont wanna fuck myself either, but i would fuck sunburst.
>>42228719he's my second favorite. he likes antique items just like me fr
>>42228699being attracted to someone very similar to you is natural, and not being attracted to yourself is also natural. unless you're an orange unicorn, the difference between you two is enough for it to be totally normal. and natural, considering how attractive he is.
Soarin will always be favorite stallion but sunburst is like 3rd. Cute little nerd bet he gets sexually frustrated studying with no release. I'd give him a helping hand, or mouth, or butt.
>>42228668>>42228671>>42228690i think the implication is that it makes Cadence into a Stallion so its still good
>>42228884More Cadence R63 would be hot. But keep Shiny male too.
I want a stallion to cuddle me and tell me everything will be ok
>>42228777Sunburst is adorable!
Oh yeah, I can totally see him getting really involved in his studies for days on end, not realizing he's slowly becoming more and more pent up. I'd also love to help him out in that situation. Help Sunburst... burst~
>>42229679https://voca.ro/1aN4Ou2svsNZ
Posted this attempt at a calming/reassuring Butterscotch in the Gay Brae thread a while ago, but I think it fits here as well.
I don't know what you're going through right now anon, but just wanted to let you know that I'm rooting for you. I know things can get a little tough every now and then, but don't let the world get you down. Things eventually work out and get better, trust me. Everything WILL be okay, anon! You got this!
>>42225122PLEASE sauce anon
>>42230733Here ya go! https://twibooru.org/3425401
The artist is notawriteranon.
He's pretty cool, has done a couple great r63 works for previous stallion threads.
>>42230031another thing that makes me sunburst irl, stop calling me out
>>42231301Oh? You get distracted and pent up to hmmm? If only you had someone there to help keep you on a schedule, give you little... reminders~
>>42224208 (OP)Going to MARE Fair as a stallion enjoyer is going to be rough for me.
>>42231351ahahahahaha maybe....
>>42231410They're cute when they're hesitant~
You really should try and keep your pipes cleared and running smoothly, anon... It's not good to hold it in for too long. Besides, it feels sooo nice! Especially if someone else is helping~
>>42231361yup. not even gay, just want a big mac or sunburst plush
>>42231519maybe i do need some help haha..
>>42231361first time? there are plenty of stallion loving faggots there, don't worry. you certainly won't be without company.
>>42231711Oh yeah? What kinda help are you requesting exactly hmmm? Because you really should know what to do by now~ It's just the frequency you do it that's the issue ya know.
>>42232324oh.. well.... i can only do it so much myself with the time i have.. and maybe having someone to fill in for me would help a lot~
>>42231519i am now requesting sauce
>>42228717Huh, really? Cause if I was me, and the was a pony me in front of me, I'm like 80% sure all we'd do is cuddle and do lewd shit.
>Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
>>42232357Here ya go! https://twibooru.org/3388889
The artist is jedayskayvoker
>>42232348Mmmm, that does sound like quite the predicament you're in, anon. Poor boy, too busy for his own good... Enlisting a helpful anon to assist you is definitely a step in the right direction though. I'm sure he'd be able to get those numbers way, way up~
>>42232324Damn this nerd is sexy!
>>42234829he's literally me
>>42234829no tired allowed, only happy stallions being happy together
>>42234829It's a shame they have to sleep standing up or they die.
>>42235156You know nothing about horses and you call yourself a pony fan? Shameful...
>>42235274Do they actually die if they lay down? :c
>>42235328No, they can sleep laying down if they want to and will only do so when they feel comfortable. They can't lay for too long but they can snooze.
>>42235328Even for a second...
>>42235328Yeah the blood that rushes to their head drowns their brains
>>42235328>horse lies on its belly for 0.001 seconddead
>horse lies on its side for 0.001 secondmet its maker
>horse gets put upside down somehowdemised
>horse bends its legs as if to start lying downit's a stiff
>horse sits on its rump for 0.1 secondex-horse
>>42235728This made me kek!
I want an emotional support stallion
>>42237016Stallion love never ends!
>>42237017Captcha is telling you you're just "2 damN GAY" It's a good thing you're on /mlp/ then...
>>42237415Need these boys to press their soft lovesacs into my face!
>>42238003Mmmm, and those bulging perineums too~ Their little blue hearts are adorable!
pegasus stallions are objectively superior to bonehead and mud stallions
simple as
>>42239315obviously wendigos are superior because racism makes them stronger
>>42239315I want a pegasus stallion to dick me down and call me a filthy mud pony
I haven't posted in this thread in a while, have I?
Anyways, gonna post a couple of drawings I made today, hope you all like \oco/
https://files.catbox.moe/ek8hx5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/qvtdmf.png The kirin is unable to answer your scam call at this time, please try again later
https://files.catbox.moe/bc4ua3.png The kirin is unfinished
>>42239315Everyone knows pegasi are the most likely type of stallion to be homosexual. It's the feathers and lightweight frame, they're just built different. And that different happens to be gay a lot of the time... I mean, just look at these two love birds!
>>42240088Oh dang! Nice! Drippy Kirin boy is cute AF! I love "looking back" pics! You draw some nice kirins. Excellent work!
>>42240088I, for one personally will always appreciate more Forest Fall art.
>>42240092It is true, literally every faggot oc is a pegasus. Why is that?
>>42240668Like I said, they're just built different. Their elegant, feathery wings, lightweight frames, and lean muscle mass lend perfectly to them being perceived as slightly more effeminate or twinkish. Therefore, attracting that sort of artist, who then proceeds to make more twinky pegasi OC, perpetuating the cycle.
Now, I'm not saying ALL pegasus and pegasus favoring artists are this way, some are actually quite hunky and I'm sure many are straight too. But flamboyant, gay, pegasi are too commonly seen for it to just be coincidence.
>>42240668the wings allow for a lot more dynamic and flamboyant poses so all the flamboyant gay artists go with that
>>42240668I'm a unicorn OC faggot, thank you very much.
>>42240088the Kirin is cute
Stallion Gay to Straight Ratio (in percentage points):
Pegasus: 80/20
Unicorn: 50/50
Earth: 60/40
>>42241099not even close, even the gayest horses (pegasi) would be like 5% gay at most.
>>42241122Hey, thems the numbers chief, don't shoot the messenger.
>>42241099Is this why stallions are going extinct in Equestria?
>>42241156With this coat, he never had a chance of being a masculine stallion.
>>42240668It's a big "light in the loafers" joke.
>>42240865>>42240874Yeah, like these faggots said.
>>42241217Oh, definitely. But hey, he sure turned being "dealt a bad hand" into a "full house!" Good on him! I'm sure he's fun to hang out with, and moans like a mare in heat in the bedroom...
>>42241284You're gonna post pic rel and NOT share the source?
>>42241156Any relation to Midnight Delight?
>>42241284But what if he was straight?
>>42241306Of course not! Here ya go! Artist is mylittlewarhorse
https://twibooru.org/3461983
>>42241308Dunno. But I really like her mane!
Do horses have knots? I don't want to Google it.
>>42242370this must be bait
>>42242370No, they have flares, which are objectively superior.
As a straight dude, I've only ever received good massages from some pretty cool fags. It's almost as though only guys know how other guys' bodies work.
Still friends with the guy. He and his boyfriend are chili dudes.
As a straight dude, I've only ever received good massages from some pretty cool stallions.
they stomped on my back and left horseshoe prints
>>42242370How is this still a question? How have you not seen a horsecock yet? This has GOT to be bait...
>>42242370literal first day on /mlp/
>>42242402I'm sure they enjoyed massaging you, just as much as you enjoyed receiving the massage.
>>42242381>>42242441>>42242472I've never looked at mlp R34 because I want it to be pure. I've heard some animals have knots so I was curious.
>>42242397Oh ok, gotcha. Why are they superior?
>>42242496>Why are they superior?because horse cock is attached to horses which I am attracted to.
>>42242475I'm not even mad about it. He knew what he was doing. DVD8JVG4HP
>>42242496>never looked at mlp r34>asks about <spoiler>Someone is being lied to, here.
>>42242502Fair enough.
>>42242528I've accidentally seen furry R34 before which is how I saw a knot, but I don't look at mlp R34 because I want the show and characters to remain pure in my eyes. I do think I like stallions more than mares though, and I'm not sure if it's because I want a dick in my butt or what.
the scruffening sheltered millions
>>42242591Outside of furry art, no, horses don't have that.
>remain pureI'm not sure what you mean. Go on and look at some r34 mlp stuff. You're already "accidentally" looking at furry porn, you may as well test the waters.
>>42242591>accidentallysure thing buddy
>>42242690>I'm not sure what you meanI just want my view of mlp to be pure, and I can't have a pure view of mlp if I've seen Fluttershy's vag or Shining's dick.
>>42242743It was an accident...
>>42242851>I can't have a pure view of mlp if I've seen Fluttershy's vag or Shining's dick.Instead, you could look at Fluttershy's dick, or Shining Armor's cunt. (Her name is Cadence.)
My precious little unkillable retard
>>42242946I saw your mispost on the other thread
>>42224208 (OP)Does he also give rectum massages?
>>42241099Stallion Gay to Straight Ratio in regard to human men:
Pegasus: 100/0
Unicorn: 100/0
Earth: 100/0
>>42244103Accurate! Also, dat anon bulge... Whew! He must REALLY like lil horses!
>>42244864why are earthies so cute?
>>42244880Nothing to distract from the pure equine form. Simple as.
Derpy is just as adorable as a stallion.
https://voca.ro/1bOsveXiqjRa
>fags can't keep their thread up
Allow me. I'll do it for you.
It's okay, I've been assured that he's looking you up and down VERY respectfully.
>>42245817How does drawing their asses bigger make them less sexy? It doesn't make any sense.
>>42246141Because stallions are supposed to be vascular, sleek, toned, symbols of power and virility. Not thick, bouncing, blobs... I'll take a fit, proportional, stallion over one of those off-putting big booty boys most any day. (Some exceptions exist for femcolts and bigger/thiccer stallions like Bubble Berry and Doughnut Joe though, and that's just because they still remain mostly proportional.)
>>42246141because ponies shouldn't have humanlike asses at all
>>42243525Seems we need some help keeping it up.
>>42246996i'd help but i don't have very many stallions saved
>>42247049Ya gotta get those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
>>42247071i mainly just save screencaps/vectors of ponies
i don't have anything suggestive, even of mares
big mac and shining armor are so cool
>>42246141idk what you're on about
>>42247776I agree, Care Package's plot looks nice.
It’s interesting that both Shining Armor and Big Mac can pull off both the mega chad look and the femboy look.
What about a zebra stallion?
>>42247931god i need a stallion to sit on my face so bad
>>42247805is that a one off or part of a larger comic?
>>42247965Part of a larger still ongoing comic.
>>42247931They can only pull off the femboy look if the artist drawing them completely ignores their show-accurate body build and changes them to skinny, lanky, big butt, smooth-muzzled, custom creations that rely completely on their coat, mane color, and cutie mark to keep them identifiable as the character. Don't get me wrong, I love me a good femboy/twink horse. But I also like big, masculine-coded, stallions too, especially when that's how they are canonically.
>>42247977for big mac? yes. for shining armor? not necessarily. he already has a smaller muzzle than all of the other stallions of his size and simply dressing him like a slut can make him a good femboy without changing his proportions too much. femboys with their masculine features peeking through like a cock poking out from under a skirt are hot anyways.
>>42247976well come on, give sauce.
>>42248021Some stallion sauce for the needy colt. https://ponerpics.org/tags/comic-colon-gay%2Bcruising?page=2&q=comic%3Agay+cruising
>>42248060Ah thank you fren.
>>42228730Based. I want to go antiquing with Sunburst
>>42247984even crossdressing shiny doesn't have femboy dimensions. He's a solider and likely fit and muscular if he was a human. He's a stocky warhorse.and my husbando
>>42247984Hmmmm, I'm still not convinced. Shorter muzzle I can see and agree with. Dressing him like a slut, while hot, doesn't make him a good femboy though, in my opinion. To me he just looks like a crossdressing stallion, masculine proportions and all. I agree about cocks poking out, it's arguably the whole point to femBOYS I'd say. But other masculine features showing through? Nah... that reduces the effeminate effect, again, making the stallion/man in question more closely resemble a crossdresser. Not a bad thing, mind you, just not what I would consider a femboy.
>>42247935zebra boys are cute as long as no human based race fetishism is at play.
>>42247977Does Orchard Blossom count as femboy? Or at least femboy adjacent?
>>42248202orchard blossom is objectively a drag queen
>>42248202he's a hon that everyone clocked.
>>42248202textbook drag queen/crossdresser
>>42248859Mwah
(Pretend it's boyponk)
>>42248859Best mare AND best stallion! Absolute perfection!
>>42224208 (OP)I'm not gay but for the stallion masseuse I'll make an exception
>>42249447you're gonna be the one doing the massaging
I'd let him molest me, but that would mean losing my precious virginity, so my feelings are mixed.
>>42249475dinosaurs had sex with the atoms you're made of so you were already impure
>>42249576OMG your right. I'm not a virgin after all.
>>42249475As long as your balls don't touch you should be fine.
>>42250325The goal is to make them touch
>>42250790No, that would be gay.
>>42251161Do you even know where you are?
>>42252470this sequence aroused me ngl
>>42252470I really want to fuck this horse.
>>42252527now post the scene with the clown
>>42252527Going to be rewatching that part a lot for sure.
>>42252672Good thing it's featureless of the movie wouldn't have been rated PG.
More ponies need to wear halters.
>>42250325>>42250790If someone has fat enough balls, they're going to touch yours whether you like it or not.
>>42253227Yes, we're all fags here
>>42253294nah im straight, i only come here to bump this thread back up because it makes some retards seethe
>>42253295would. every one of them.
>>42253311>I go on 4chan, but I'm not gay because whenever I close the browser, I make sure to say "no homo"We believe you, Anon.
>>42253870whatever helps you cope, but im straight no matter what
>>42253949>Haha! I ONLY bump the thread for le ebic troll! I'm super straight! I just scroll through the stallion thread and comment on how faggy everyone is for teh lulz!Sure thing buddy. Thanks for the free bumps I guess.
>>42254280Once again and I repeat, not a fag. I only come here and bump because it makes a certain cunt I hate angry. Here's another bump, free of charge.
>>42254310>I will support horsecock with my hate!Together, we are unstoppable.
>>42254317power of autism it seems
>>42252808They are very sexy!
>>42241379I need pics of him getting his ass destroyed
>>42249394why did this artist draw like 5 peak r63 images and then dip
why
I wanted more
>>42224381This is pretty much me too.
I cannot imagine myself making love to another guy irl (for moral, health, and personal reasons). But if I was a cartoon pony in Equestria (and I knew for certain there were no were no moral nor health drawbacks to homosexuality), I probably would end up being a full out bisexual horse.
Captcha: YMY2K
>>42252800>briefly looks at the gif>instant bonerfuck
>>42256121Tell me about it!
Shame...
>>42256172He's so freakin hot!
>>42256172>Chrysalis as JarethOkay, I'm listening.
>>42256299>I cannot imagine myself making love to another guy irl (for moral...reasons).>But if I was a cartoon pony in Equestria (and I knew for certain there were no were no moral...drawbacks to homosexuality),i don't understand this, how does being in equestria change the morality of being gay?
>>42257021It depends on if God exists in Equestria.
>>42257049well, celestia hates fags so...
>>42257438Celestia is, effectively, a middle-age woman. Middle age women like gay sex even more than actual gay men.
Do you have no idea who invented "slash" fiction?
>>42257567>Celestia is, effectively, a middle-age woman.huh? last I checked she's a thousand+ year old pony alicorn.
>>42257610>doesnt understand effectivelyTu eres getting-o el deported-o
>>42257655Could be an actual american. They don't teach them anything, these days.
>>42253311>9shameful display fags
>>42256299Maybe you're just a lover of animals. Not in a sexual way (besides MLP stallions), but because they're not human/don't have the same problems as humans.
I dunno if I'd go as far as having sex with a stallion but I'd like to snuggle with one.
>>42258146Stallion snuggling is where it's at.
>>42258146I love animals in a sexual way
>>42258238Love the way this artist draws smiles. They look so happy all the time
>>42257655You can't just hide behind "effectively" and expect anyone to agree with your stupid take unless you explain how Celestia is apparently similar to middle-aged women. She doesn't behave like one or occupy a remotely similar role in society.
>>42258460Same. It's a unique and cute style.
>>42258146Just to be clear, I'm straight irl; attracted to human women. And I wouldn't call myself an "animal lover" (though they can be adorable and/or fascinating).
But I can't help but find coy cartoon pony boys to be cute and sexy in their own way.
(Just to be clear again, I said I would be bisexual in Equestria; I love mares too.)
suboptimal engagement strategy has been deployed with suboptimal results
Modern psychology does not have a term for this kind of messed up
>>42258829Damn! He THICC!
I want a stallion to give Spearmint a full makeover and do this to him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBOYrQQrsOo
>>42260052God how I wish that was me! Need big horse BF.
>>42260062I'm 6ft 5in, 230lbs, built like a quarterback. I'll be your big horse BF. But no kissing! I already have someone special for that...
Kiss stallions. Make out with stallions. Caress stallions. Pet stallions. Let stallions caress you. Peck stallions all over their bodies. Lick stallions' cocks. Suck stallions' throbbing flares. Swallow stallions' baby batter. Fondle stallions' balls. Drink stallions' cum. Rub stallions' bellies. Put your face in stallions' chest fluffs. Inhale stallions' pheromones. Put your dick in stallions' warm mouths. Get deepthroated by stallions. Fill stallions' stomachs with your cum. Get your balls kissed by stallions. Put your dick in stallions. Fill stallions' butts. Feel stallions' pulsing cocks against yours. Breed stallions. Thrust yourself into stallions. Get ridden and bounced on by stallions. Press your head against stallions' tummies. Fill stallions with your cum. Get milked and drained by stallions. Dominate stallions. Submit to stallions. Tie stallions up and satisfy their submission kinks. Spank stallions. Get spanked by stallions. Dress stallions in sexy lingerie. Get called a stallion-loving slut and a good colt by stallions. Let stallions leave hickeys all over your body. Fingerfuck stallions. Get your dick stroked by stallions. Put your cock inbetween stallions' balls and get nutjobbed by stallions. Put your penis in stallions chest fluffs and get fluffjobs from them. Get tied up by stallions and satisfy their domination kinks. Get gangfucked by stallions. Let stallions choke you as they ride you. Nibble on stallions ears. Get your ears nibbled by stallions. Gaze upon stallions' big eyes. Boop stallion snouts. Get your hair pulled by stallions with their teeth. Make love with stallions in the missionary position. Fuck stallions doggy style. Get fucked by stallions cowgirl style. Pound stallions in full nelson. Get ravaged by stallions amazon style. Feel stallions quivering, pulsating, and twitching around your cock. Whisper sweet nothings to stallions' ears. Get whispered sweet nothings by stallions in your ears. Cuddle with stallions. Tell stallions that you love them. Get told by stallions that they love you.
>>42258829I'm pony bisexual but human asexual.
>>42258146>I'd like to snuggle with one.So if during snugs he got an uncomfortable boner you'd just let him be stressed and pent up? You don't love him.
>>42260901we call that "ponysexual"
>>42254280He needs to sit on my dick Instead of pillow.
>>42249576Also your baby dick dragged across your mom's vagina at your birth. You motherfuck.
Say what you want about LoE, but the few stallions with proper vector expressions are adorable.
>>42260906idk man, horses irl get boners too but you don't see me going under there and fixing it
>>42261007You must be pretty sneaky about it then...
>>42260975What a cutie. I wanna ruffle his mane.
>>42240668bats, anon. stallion bats are 99.99% gay.
>>42261698It's really just all wingers
>>42261703just flying around, sucking all the dicks
>>42261698He said that right after I posted, even
>>42261716This gave me a chuckle and a chub...
>>42258124>9 againshiggy diggy
>>42262085He seems pretty cool. Think he could teach me to be a master baiter too? Maybe we could help each other bait? No homo, gais.
>>42262592Oh I'm sure he'd happily assist you, anon. On top of providing some great, hoofs-on baiting know-how, he's also knowledgeable in many pleasurable tackle box loading routines. He probably has at least one big, throbbing, tip to share on proper pole handling technique as well...
>>42262683Nookprint draws such wonderful sotches but never any m/m content always str*ight stuff with rarity.
>>42262085This town aint big enough for TWO fishing horses
>>42262781This must be settled!
A BAIT-OFF it is then!
Judged in public, of course.
>>42262806tfw no snow stallion bf to bring you food
>>42262860I wanna snug up next to a floofy boy in an igloo during a blizzard. You know, to share body heat.
>>42262085Going to challenge this cocky boy for that title.
>>42263710There needs to be an official present to judge the final results. I volunteer myself.
I've never been fishing, a master baiter stallion would help me bait, right?
>>42263782Yeah he can help you with that. Just follow his lead and you'll both be master baiting together like pros in no time!
>>42228699Absolutely not.