look at this cute rumiant

>>42243061 (OP)
Imagine the head game

>>42243061 (OP)
put giraffes in the air

>>42243061 (OP)
would

>>42243061 (OP)
She has the conscious eyes but is just an animal in the show.

>>42243061 (OP)
Her ass puts Celestia's to shame.

>>42243280

>>42243061 (OP)
giwaffe

>>42243360
Why is she like this?

>>42243362
someone had to be

Can I still call myself a horsefucker if I want to fuck a giraffe?

>>42243393
canon

>>42243393
Imagine hugging that necc while making out with her.

>>42243393
giraffelight was actually a necklet all this time

>>42243393
Imagine her sticking her tongue into your throat

>>42243061 (OP)
Please tell me there's clop of her

>>42243622
unf you could fuck her from behind while also making out with her

>>42243393
wait a minute
wouldn't anon's dick be like half ponies' body size in comparison?

>>42243061 (OP)
Built for vore

>>42243061 (OP)
>>42243290
>>42243360
>>42243393
UNF! What a cutie!

>>42243650
That's just Twilet though, not Griaffelight

>>42243622
Reminder that giraffes have tongues over a foot long
She can fuck your throat with it

>>42243744
Are you secure enough to have a measuring contest with her tongue?

>>42243744

>>42243658
That's the intention

>>42243061 (OP)
That's a giraffe, I thought you only fucked ponies bro.

>>42243658

https://www.wikihow.com/Measure-Your-Torso
> Find the top of your torso at the vertebra at the base of your neck (this is the bump that sticks out when you look down). The bottom of your torso is the imaginary line between the tops of your hip bones (the iliac crest).
> Most adults have a torso length between 15 inches (38 cm) and 22 inches (56 cm).

https://old.reddit.com/r/Ultralight/comments/uvv1ng/research_results_calculating_your_average_torso/ says most human torsos are https://imgur.com/5j9Drmt
>By multiplying your height with 0.27, there's an 88% chance that your real torso length is within 2 inches (5 cm) of this result. However, from all the data that I gathered, for some people, this multiplier ranged between 0.22 and 0.31.

https://sundriftus.com/pages/size-guide
>The average female torso length is 14 - 18 inches.

https://www.whitemountain.com.au/backpack-fitting/backpack-fitting-measure-torso-length.html
>The average Straight Line Torso length for the female Torso is 42cm (16.5") to 48cm (19.0") and for males 46cm (18") to 52cm (20.5") You should find that your measurement is in this range if measured correctly, however the range of Torso length for females and males in our experience is between a minimum of 38cm (15") and maximum of 54cm (21.5").

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
>A 2015 systematic review measured by health professionals rather than self-reporting, found an average erect length of 13.12 cm (5.17 in)
That's
25-28% of an average male torso length.
27-31% of an average female torso length.

The Anon's height is about 235px.
235*0.27=63.45, penis length 16-18px
235*0.31=72.85, penis length 18-20px.

The mare's torso length seems to be about 37-44px, of which the Anon's penis would be 36-54%.
Her body length is about 56-63px, of which it would be 25-35%.

>>42243658
lol, no

>>42243772
>The Anon's height is about 235px.
>235*0.27=63.45, penis length 16-18px
>235*0.31=72.85, penis length 18-20px.
A human female's torso is 80-104% of a human male's torso. That'd be 51-75px on the picture.

>>42243813
>>42243772
>Hyper-analyzing a shitty drawn mspaint
Name for this crippling autism?

>>42243393
wrong proportions

>>42243852
I had been wondering about the relative torso lengths.
The characters are pretty well proportioned.

>>42243061 (OP)
its all in the eyes

>>42243852
I don't know, but I have it too and I would estimate this only takes about 20 minutes to whip up. Not as crippling as a normie would expect.

Sooo ... what does giraffe pussy look like?

>>42243658
lol, yes

>>42243902
>Not as crippling as a normie would expect.
its the kneejerk normalfag response yes
to label any analysis past surface level as something a hyperautist weirdo would do

>>42243911
I can't find anything, but I bet they can put their own tongues in it

>>42243902
I've done the same thing but with regular ponies. Basing it off pony height, even if there is no single established height for them, ends up making things a lot quicker than the roundabout torso-proportions concept the other anon used.

>>42243393
So you can smooch her without having to kneel down? Convenient!

I want to feel her ossicones.

>>42243902
That's 20 minutes you wasted on being autistic instead of doing anything productive

>>42243929
I thought torso was the whole body length

>>42243956
welcome to /mlp/. first day?

>>42243968
No, not at all

>>42243929
Actually,stallions are canonically 4'0 on average. Mares like Rarity would be closer to 3'6ish.

>>42243929
>7.5
i feel bad for my waifu, ill be leaving her feelin pretty sore

>>42244258
GIWTWM!

>>42244006
animators ignored that

>>42244258

>>42244262
Did they? Teenage girls are like 5'0, 3'6 seems pretty in line with the size of the ponies compared to the EQG counterparts.

>>42244279
most teenage girls are at their max height in HS. I was 5'4 freshman year and most girls were taller than me. maybe 5'0 is average in japan or some shit.

>>42244258
They're now legally married!

>>42244258

this is what i believe

>>42243869
But why is she only like 5 and a half feet tall? The ponies are little but not everything else

I'd like to image that Nurse Redheart has a step ladder whenever she has to give this cutie a check up

>>42243061 (OP)
Imagine the vore. She's a ruminant so she gulps her prey down, regurgitates them, just to swallow them down again.

>>42244375
She's actually regular giraffe height. The ponies may not be so little.

>>42244407
They seem pretty little compared to the cows. Can giraffes be born with dwarfism?

>>42244506
>Dwarfism
It's a my LITTLE pony world, nigger it's not complicated. She's smol because it's cute

>>42244512
I agree with you. It's other people who don't want to admit these ponies are tiny for some reason. Especially Sunfags. For some reason quite a high number of them insist on Celestia being huge and godly compared to everything else. It's fucking weird.

>>42244574
oedipus complex

>>42244350
Pedophilia

>>42244258
This is so hot

>>42244506
I could never fucking get those comparisons
It's magical world of equestria, how can you actually reference anything from real world here? Maybe cows there are way smaller or bigger than irl? Same for other things

>>42244388
I wish I could draw I would love to see this now

>>42244577
Don't assume so much. Anon could be a 3'8" celibate Tibetan monk for all we know.

>>42244588
Because assuming other things are different for no reason requires making baseless assumptions. It's like the people who try to say a foot in the show is different from a foot irl. My nigga a foot is a foot.

>>42244598
Then I'll just assume the giraffe is the same size as it's RL counterpart.

>>42244598
Ponies have feet, too.

>>42244598
even here there were dozens of different foots with slightly different measurements
Don't get me wrong, I love those analysis threads but if anything it's just animators being too lazy to establish some canon proportions and at this point why not simply assume ponies are as big as average earth pony and then eventually establish some size measurements?

>>42244628
And with that assumption, bunnies are half the size of a human.

>>42244639
>dozens of different foots with slightly different measurements
All those measurements ultimately come within 6 inches of each other though. Besides, we do have canon proportions.>>42244006
>>42244262

>>42244006
>>42244629
That's a mare's foot.

>>42244512
this

This thread needs less size autism and more raffe

>>42244656
Wait, are they all stallions?

The 8 foot candy cane WAS about 8 mare feet long.

>>42244350
That's wrong, I can't be taller than Princess Celestia

>>42244690
i like being a foot taller than her, it fulfills my fantasies of being a big strong chad

>>42243061 (OP)
How come ziggers get to be a sentient species while giraffes aren't

>>42244703
all the animals are sentient, not all of them can talk

>>42244708
Are we really sure about the pigs though? Applejack and Rarity have to be feeding Winona and Opal something meat.

>>42243061 (OP)

>>42244574
>>42244690
biped problems

>>42244720
There's no way Gilda is bigger than Diamond Dogs, she was pretty much the exact same size as Pinkie Pie when they were standing next to each other.

>>42244724
Right, she is usually only a little bit taller.

>>42244710
Fish aren't sentient. So there's your meat.

>>42244720
yeah this chart is all over the place

>>42244764
I don't think pigs were ever shown to have sentience in the show, so I think it's fair to assume they get used for pet food too. Maybe goats, I know in some of the comics goats are ridden as mounts, so maybe they would also be acceptable.

>biped prob-

>>42244787
How's the weather up there, NECKER?

>>42244750
Iron Will seems to also be too tall, even for his pose, compared to >>42244765.

What I meant is, either ponies have the volume of a human and maybe even can fit into a woman's clothes, but appear small to an upright Anon, or they are face-to-face with upright Anon, but are heavy and bulky and could accidentally hurt him, not to mention what Opal could do to him with her claws. Anonponies win there.

>>42244790
>ywn have a giraffu who can directly talk to the pegasus weather team

>>42244798
> Anonponies win there.
>>42244787
forgot what thread I was in

>>42244800
>forgot what thread I was in
Autism, crippling even.

>>42244787
>y-yeah
>drops spaghetti

>>42244764
Holy shit, I never knew he had another scene

>>42244875
IS THAT FUCKING CHRIS CHAN

>>42243956
How is chiseling out the spatial/physical details of your MLP sex fantasy not productive?

>>42244764
>Fish aren't sentinent
Source?

>>42244764
>>42245547
They are. They aren't sapient though.

>>42244258
God damn, anon intentionally swallowed a whole apple knowing she'd save him like that

>>42244388

>>42244694
cringe

>>42244258
oh wow, thats fucking hot

>>42246053
Cute

I love them

>>42246085
what a little sweetheart

>>42246053
Wunderbar

>>42246053
So fucking good!

>>42244397
God, I wish that were me.

>>42244388
>>42246053
Wouldn't that be Dr. Fauna's job?

>>42246209
This image set is one of my favorites. There's just something about giraffes...
>>42243360
even better without context

>>42246209

>>42246481
GIWTWM

>>42246650
You want your life ended by a giraass?

>>42246053
I love you

>>42246188
If she's sentient no

>>42246992
The giraffe isn't sentient though.

>>42246997
What do you call this then?

>>42247003
The giraffe being annoyed at the bear? Animals feel basic emotions like irritation.

>>42247008
Bear snipping his nails isn't something dumb animals can do. But you'd classify him as one anyways, and she's showing more intelligence

>>42247012
If your logic is animals in mlp are sentient then Dr. Fauna should still be taking care of them, she's the one who takes care of animals.

>>42247016
I agree Dr Fauna needs love too but I just thought of my waifu first.

>>42247022
Fair enough. Based waifuchad.

>>42246997
>>42247012
Animals are sapient in mlp universe, but they reject civilization and choose to live in the wild

>>42243622
Is necc or an egregious zone to giraffa?

>>42246188
Yes, but Redheart likes giraffes so Fauna lets her help.

>>42244772
>goats aren’t sentient
Ok then.

>>42243068

>>42243652
Very little

>>42243061 (OP)
Such wasted potential making her just an animal.

>>42247790
Apparently Zebras are the only African ungulates allowed to be sapient in Equestria

>>42248284
The animals are sapient, just can't talk to ponies, they communicate with eachother and understand speech. Remember the racoons who ran back to tell ponies that Fluttershy was being schizo

Bumping 4 moar 'raffs

>>42249363
why is flutters using a ladder when she can just fly up there?

>>42249369
>Flaps wings
>Smacks face
>Flaps wings
>Smacks face
More warm and full bodied hug without dangling, and less awkwardness of wings hitting face every rep.

>>42249363
Raffa is too heavy for page 1

>>42249363
enter... the distant cousin of the giraffe: the okapi

>>42249838
Less ossicones, but her patterns are very pretty.

Wait... If Okapi are about the same height as a pony in real life height, do you think perhaps some lewd acts have taken place between species? I wonder what noises Okapi make when they climax.

Sexo

>>42249838
Cutie! Is there more art of her?

Clementine is an absolute cutie pie

I would like to experience this giraffe.

>>42243061 (OP)
My Big Longneck

need more cute raffs

>>42250729
Anon, there's every animal EXCEPT a giraffe here

>>42243769
it’s complicated bro, dick doesn’t know which to pick

>Less than 100 non-explicit Clementine images on Derpi
Surely this is a crime. Need additional raffs to be deployed.

>>42250722
UNF, and the teats are even in the right place.

>>42244258
She's a hero.

>>42250722
guess I'm a giraffe fucker now, too.

>okapis and giraffes are the last of their kind
How? Why do we have so many equine variants, deer, etc? What happened to all the other giraffids in the world? Did we eat them?

>>42252362

>>42254125
TEATA

>>42252362
How many do we need?

>>42251271
Why are giraffes like this?

so is no one gonna post the fence post vid?

>>42254804
It already lives rent free in our collective brains

>>42255400
>>42254804
No idea what you're talking about, but my curiosity is now peaked.

>>42254804
Which one? I have videos of 4 different giraffes doing it.

>>42253737
From what I've heard, giraffes aren't known to be very bright. Maybe it has something to do with this. No idea how clever okapis are though.

>>42255658
>>42255665
>look for the one i remember
>scroll down for a while
>find a playlist called "worst 3"
>its all giraffe pole vids
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxs5dSU77L8A7oDQNlNp6omvBm8VKIpoK
lol

>>42255728
Oh there are some here i havent seen either. Also some missing.

>>42255813
It's so common. Any drawchads here? Could we get a picture of Clementine giving a sloppy blowjob to a metal pole?

>>42255400
>>42255728
They cute

I want to like her but I don't like the way giraffes poop like cat food dispensers

>>42256128
>I want to like ponies but I don't like how they shit everywhere

I remember this cutie from /ss/ one year

>>42256451
Ponies don't poop the same way giraffes do

>>42255700
I mean lets be honest, most hoofed animals are not that smart. They're all prey to faster or stronger predators, will run into traffic or ignore obvious threats.

>>42256618
Apes are the animals that minmaxed into intelligence, and in terms of physical ability, we're probably one of the most mediocre predators on paper. Even gorillas, as big and strong as they are, kinda suck in a straight fight compared to a bear, a lion, or just about most predators. The cost of intelligence is a steep one.

I like this long thingy

>>42243061 (OP)
>https://youtu.be/8l-7HF_I6q8

>>42256501
How do giraffes poop differently?

>>42255813
>Also some missing.
any moar?

Don't mind me just leaving this cylinder here.

So is there some evolutionary reason giraffes are prone to deepthroating poles?

>>42257769
glanced the comments of a raff pole and some bleeding heart sounding fag said something along the lines of it being related to extreme stress
something to be explored there maybe

>>42257800
>Stress the 'raff for head
>https://files.catbox.moe/wm5ldg.png
Sounds like Anon and giraffes both do lewd acts solo when stressed. Potentially a perfect match when combined.

>>42257769
I heard they want the minerals from the poles, but who knows. Giraffes are pretty hedonistic, maybe they just do it becausse it feels good for their mouths.

>>42257898
Their mouths probably feel good too

>>42257183
Griaffes have huge buttholes relative to their marble sized scat, so when it's time to go they just lift up their tails and it falls right out as if they lack a sphincter. You can see the entire pile built up inside their hole if you catch them doing it and how it cascades out. Absolutely disgusting. Horses on the other hand look like they actually have muscle control to push out their normal sized dung like how a dog would, so it's not as much of an affront to my eyes.

>>42257713
DONT DO IT!

>>42257675
>>42257713
please don't hurt the cylinder, miss giraffe, it never hurt you

>>42257875
>Go to the zoo
>Giraffe is feeling stressed
>Get raped by a giraffe

>>42258367
giwtwm

>>42257875
google tells me that penis is at least 58.4 cm long

>>42258881
Honestly? No where near as big as I'd expect considering how big giraffes are.

>>42259158
Yes!

>>42257800
Sauce for uncropped? 4chan search functions ain’t worth shit.

>>42259573
i thought the sauce was obvious but ill spoonfeed you ONLY because the derp raff you posted
https://ponerpics.org/images/7224856

>>42259612
No wonder I couldn't find it, I was looking for it on twibooru.

>>42255814
I wish that was my cock

>>42257713
>>42259158
Cutie

>>42259158
No!

>>42243911
Basically like a cow pussy, which makes sense.

>>42253633
REMOVE THOT

>>42255728
>Giraffe Going To Town On A Pole With Sexy Music (1 Hour)
Oh my.

>>42249363

>>42261260
Giraffe is a branch of evolution from deer

>>42261398
All of those even-toed ungulates have visually similar pussies that are basically just horse pussy but worse.

>>42261413
>but worse.
how so?....

>>42244813
Every time I see this image my mind immediately goes to /g/ and the chatbot threads.

>>42261398
>>42261413
>>42261436
Reminds me of that green of the hunter that fucked a deer. Anons here make jokes about how quick stallions are to cum, but according to wikipedia, whitetail deer are literal one pump chumps that are finished in seconds. Makes you wonder what a human dick would do to their brains.

>>42261436
Just not as visually appealing, mainly.
Still not close to how awful human pussy is, though.

>>42261398
No wonder why they're so appealing and frequently enjoy licking things

>>42259786
They're such lewd animals.

>>42243402
Depends on if the pussy looks like that of a horse or not.

>>42243402
Giraffucker kinda rolls off the tongue though
>>42262152
>Depends on if the pussy looks like that of a horse
What about the feeling?

>>42262170
Nice.

>>42260704
>>42259428
mixed messages

>>42262170
The world needs JRHNBR dwarf giraffes.

>>42260704
>>42259428

>>42262186
The canon pony giraffe of MLP is the size of a baby giraffe at 6f. Make that of what you will.

Goddamnit /mlp/, stop giving me new fringe fetishes

>>42262211
What's the matter, big guy, never though about a giraffe tonguefucking your throatussy before?

>>42262221
Not in a sexual way

>>42262225
But you did think about it before? Fucking freak.

>>42261260
Imagine a Poniraffe hybrid. Best of both species (with the best respective parts).

>>42262170
Unf! Need giraffe wife.
>>42262422
Cute

>>42262422
Forgive me, for I must blaspheme:
>horse pussy
>can talk
>fun colorways, maybe
>the rest is basically just a giraffe

>>42262187
Oh, she's just going to pick it up to move it somewhere else. It must have been in the way of something she wanted to get at.

>>42262932
Yeah, definitely.

>>42262187

>>42262924
Hybrids needn't to be an even 50/50 split.
Also, whole hooves and fetlocks.
>>42262187
She's gonna deepthroat it isn't she...

>>42264116
>whole hooves
Delicious cloven hooves was part of "the rest is basically just a giraffe"—fight me—although you've got a point about them there unshorn fetlocks

>>42264116
>She's gonna deepthroat it isn't she...
Man, I sure hope so.

>>42243061 (OP)
>creaturequestria
yuck...

>>42262187

>>42264116
>>42264492
giraffe is not for lewd

>>42265707
Then why are they?

>>42266508
They exist to exist, as all other living creatures do.

>>42266537
And they use that existence to lewd. We are blessed to have such creatures. Imagine how affectionate Equestrian giraffes must be... They will steal your kisses from mares!

>>42262187
She just took it and left.

>/mlp/: Only mares allowed anything else is furfag shit fucking furries get out reeee
>Also /mlp/:

>tfw you see Anon walk into the giraffe enclosure with a step ladder

>>42268679
>idksterling giraffe porn

You've got high ceilings, right?

>>42269402
cute. would give a good home.

>>42269402
Well I'm 6' 4" so yeah I would hope so

>>42269402
Tall girl. Would court and nuzzle from the rooftop.

>>42262187
THE TENSION IS UNBEARABLE!

>>42269928
>tfw no giraffe gf and makeout balcony

>>42267811
Well, at least he's not going for the calves.

>>42272178
For now...

>I am paying 20 Dosh to have the giraffe deepthroat something.
>Better not waste my time.

Boomp.

>>42244262
they also ignored Dash's neck in that pic so im not sure it can be trusted

>>42247101
These goats have the sentient eyes, but the ones with Dr Fauna has the animal-eyes.

The show runners are weird, and even when Spike was molting, he couldn't get a diagnosis from Carrot Top so he had to see a vet.
Maybe all other creature have to go to a vet because ponies specialize in pony medicine?

youre all fucking weird

>>42274534
Why?

>>42268679
unf

>>42262187
is she gonna....

>>42274534
I'm not fucking anything; keeping giraffes is illegal in my state and I'm not moving just for pussy.

>>42274534
why? this giraffe is so cute

>>42274534

>>42243061 (OP)
Ruminate upon her cuteness.

>>42277778
Based

>>42277778
ooooo just one digit off
she is indeed very cute

>10

>>42277778
Nice trips and raff. Not letting these cuties slip off the board that easily — we need more visually appealing, long-necked ungulates stat.

>>42279211
>we need more visually appealing, long-necked ungulates stat.
Agreed. Also cute nurse raff

>>42279211
checkd
cute plot

>>42266742
>Giraffe saves a guy from a thot
Based. Bless these long necks.

>>42243061 (OP)
I like the idea of her pretending to be an animal so the ponies will take care of her. There’s a lot of potential for a story where Anon discovers she’s faking it and instead of exposing her, she lets him in on the scheme. From there, the two of them start pretending to be animals together, getting pampered and doted on by unsuspecting ponies.

>>42280043
>Harambenon and Clementine flirting with each other behind the ponies' backs during their ESL (Equestrian Sign Language) classes
>the ponies are aware of the con they're running, but play along since they're cute together

>>42279211
Holy unf!

>>42279211
She's too tall, how can I >rape?

Bump

>>42279211
You say that then just rafficated a pony that already existed

>>42279211
Well then wasn't expecting another nursefag here let alone posting a picture I haven't seen before. Good stuff

>>42282554
You failed the IQ test

>>42267296
I say this daily

>>42282610
>rused by AI
FUCK

>>42282137
Doesn't hurt to imagine a series (or spinoff) existing in some alternate reality.

>>42282554
>>42283247
Redheart and many others definitely need more art than is out there. Thankfully she is amongst those known well enough by AI to replicate just by name, and well enough to look moderately comparable to traditional art, or act as inspiration for it. Sadly, others like Rainbowshine are difficult to impossible with even highly pony-fed models, exceptions of course being image-to-image and finetunes.

>>42280043
>>42280367
I can finally pretend to be a monke.

>>42283469
>My Little Pony My Tall Giraffe
Which is it?

>>42283617
The ponies are little and the giraffes are tall relative to them (just right height no stepladder required for us)

>>42283617
Set in the same universe, but set in the far off (likely extracontinental) country of Giraria (or ... Girapia?)
>>42283638
>Just right height
>No stepladder
Indeed. As nature intended.

>>42281180
>How?
She sit or lay

Big mare