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Anonymous No.42243061 [Report] >>42243062 >>42243068 >>42243069 >>42243280 >>42243288 >>42243360 >>42243652 >>42243674 >>42243684 >>42243769 >>42243897 >>42244397 >>42244703 >>42244719 >>42247790 >>42250729 >>42256748 >>42264805 >>42277778 >>42280043
look at this cute rumiant
Anonymous No.42243062 [Report]
>>42243061 (OP)
Imagine the head game
Anonymous No.42243068 [Report] >>42247238
>>42243061 (OP)
put giraffes in the air
Anonymous No.42243069 [Report]
>>42243061 (OP)
would
Anonymous No.42243280 [Report] >>42243290
>>42243061 (OP)
She has the conscious eyes but is just an animal in the show.
Anonymous No.42243288 [Report]
>>42243061 (OP)
Her ass puts Celestia's to shame.
Anonymous No.42243290 [Report] >>42243684
>>42243280
Anonymous No.42243360 [Report] >>42243362 >>42243684 >>42246238
>>42243061 (OP)
giwaffe
Anonymous No.42243362 [Report] >>42243363
>>42243360
Why is she like this?
Anonymous No.42243363 [Report]
>>42243362
someone had to be
Anonymous No.42243393 [Report] >>42243582 >>42243622 >>42243650 >>42243651 >>42243658 >>42243684 >>42243869 >>42243935
Anonymous No.42243402 [Report] >>42262152 >>42262170
Can I still call myself a horsefucker if I want to fuck a giraffe?
Anonymous No.42243582 [Report]
>>42243393
canon
Anonymous No.42243622 [Report] >>42243654 >>42243744 >>42247037
>>42243393
Imagine hugging that necc while making out with her.
Anonymous No.42243650 [Report] >>42243732
>>42243393
giraffelight was actually a necklet all this time
Anonymous No.42243651 [Report]
>>42243393
Imagine her sticking her tongue into your throat
Anonymous No.42243652 [Report] >>42247415
>>42243061 (OP)
Please tell me there's clop of her
Anonymous No.42243654 [Report]
>>42243622
unf you could fuck her from behind while also making out with her
Anonymous No.42243658 [Report] >>42243768 >>42243772 >>42243775 >>42243919
>>42243393
wait a minute
wouldn't anon's dick be like half ponies' body size in comparison?
Anonymous No.42243674 [Report]
>>42243061 (OP)
Built for vore
Anonymous No.42243684 [Report]
>>42243061 (OP)
>>42243290
>>42243360
>>42243393
UNF! What a cutie!
Anonymous No.42243732 [Report]
>>42243650
That's just Twilet though, not Griaffelight
Anonymous No.42243744 [Report] >>42243757 >>42243762
>>42243622
Reminder that giraffes have tongues over a foot long
She can fuck your throat with it
Anonymous No.42243757 [Report]
>>42243744
Are you secure enough to have a measuring contest with her tongue?
Anonymous No.42243762 [Report]
>>42243744
Anonymous No.42243768 [Report]
>>42243658
That's the intention
LeafyIsNowHere No.42243769 [Report] >>42251725
>>42243061 (OP)
That's a giraffe, I thought you only fucked ponies bro.
Anonymous No.42243772 [Report] >>42243813 >>42243852
>>42243658

https://www.wikihow.com/Measure-Your-Torso
> Find the top of your torso at the vertebra at the base of your neck (this is the bump that sticks out when you look down). The bottom of your torso is the imaginary line between the tops of your hip bones (the iliac crest).
> Most adults have a torso length between 15 inches (38 cm) and 22 inches (56 cm).

https://old.reddit.com/r/Ultralight/comments/uvv1ng/research_results_calculating_your_average_torso/ says most human torsos are https://imgur.com/5j9Drmt
>By multiplying your height with 0.27, there's an 88% chance that your real torso length is within 2 inches (5 cm) of this result. However, from all the data that I gathered, for some people, this multiplier ranged between 0.22 and 0.31.

https://sundriftus.com/pages/size-guide
>The average female torso length is 14 - 18 inches.

https://www.whitemountain.com.au/backpack-fitting/backpack-fitting-measure-torso-length.html
>The average Straight Line Torso length for the female Torso is 42cm (16.5") to 48cm (19.0") and for males 46cm (18") to 52cm (20.5") You should find that your measurement is in this range if measured correctly, however the range of Torso length for females and males in our experience is between a minimum of 38cm (15") and maximum of 54cm (21.5").

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
>A 2015 systematic review measured by health professionals rather than self-reporting, found an average erect length of 13.12 cm (5.17 in)
That's
25-28% of an average male torso length.
27-31% of an average female torso length.

The Anon's height is about 235px.
235*0.27=63.45, penis length 16-18px
235*0.31=72.85, penis length 18-20px.

The mare's torso length seems to be about 37-44px, of which the Anon's penis would be 36-54%.
Her body length is about 56-63px, of which it would be 25-35%.
Anonymous No.42243775 [Report]
>>42243658
lol, no
Anonymous No.42243813 [Report] >>42243852
>>42243772
>The Anon's height is about 235px.
>235*0.27=63.45, penis length 16-18px
>235*0.31=72.85, penis length 18-20px.
A human female's torso is 80-104% of a human male's torso. That'd be 51-75px on the picture.
Anonymous No.42243852 [Report] >>42243871 >>42243902
>>42243813
>>42243772
>Hyper-analyzing a shitty drawn mspaint
Name for this crippling autism?
Anonymous No.42243869 [Report] >>42244375
>>42243393
wrong proportions
Anonymous No.42243871 [Report]
>>42243852
I had been wondering about the relative torso lengths.
The characters are pretty well proportioned.
Anonymous No.42243897 [Report]
>>42243061 (OP)
its all in the eyes
Anonymous No.42243902 [Report] >>42243921 >>42243929 >>42243956
>>42243852
I don't know, but I have it too and I would estimate this only takes about 20 minutes to whip up. Not as crippling as a normie would expect.
Anonymous No.42243911 [Report] >>42243928 >>42261260
Sooo ... what does giraffe pussy look like?
Anonymous No.42243919 [Report]
>>42243658
lol, yes
Anonymous No.42243921 [Report]
>>42243902
>Not as crippling as a normie would expect.
its the kneejerk normalfag response yes
to label any analysis past surface level as something a hyperautist weirdo would do
Anonymous No.42243928 [Report]
>>42243911
I can't find anything, but I bet they can put their own tongues in it
Anonymous No.42243929 [Report] >>42243963 >>42244006 >>42244049
>>42243902
I've done the same thing but with regular ponies. Basing it off pony height, even if there is no single established height for them, ends up making things a lot quicker than the roundabout torso-proportions concept the other anon used.
Anonymous No.42243935 [Report]
>>42243393
So you can smooch her without having to kneel down? Convenient!

I want to feel her ossicones.
Anonymous No.42243956 [Report] >>42243968 >>42245517
>>42243902
That's 20 minutes you wasted on being autistic instead of doing anything productive
Anonymous No.42243963 [Report]
>>42243929
I thought torso was the whole body length
Anonymous No.42243968 [Report] >>42243989
>>42243956
welcome to /mlp/. first day?
Anonymous No.42243989 [Report]
>>42243968
No, not at all
Anonymous No.42244006 [Report] >>42244262 >>42244648 >>42244656
>>42243929
Actually,stallions are canonically 4'0 on average. Mares like Rarity would be closer to 3'6ish.
Anonymous No.42244049 [Report]
>>42243929
>7.5
i feel bad for my waifu, ill be leaving her feelin pretty sore
Anonymous No.42244258 [Report] >>42244261 >>42244278 >>42244303 >>42244305 >>42244586 >>42245579 >>42246079 >>42253282
Anonymous No.42244261 [Report]
>>42244258
GIWTWM!
Anonymous No.42244262 [Report] >>42244279 >>42244648 >>42274282
>>42244006
animators ignored that
Anonymous No.42244278 [Report]
>>42244258
Anonymous No.42244279 [Report] >>42244298
>>42244262
Did they? Teenage girls are like 5'0, 3'6 seems pretty in line with the size of the ponies compared to the EQG counterparts.
Anonymous No.42244298 [Report]
>>42244279
most teenage girls are at their max height in HS. I was 5'4 freshman year and most girls were taller than me. maybe 5'0 is average in japan or some shit.
Anonymous No.42244303 [Report]
>>42244258
They're now legally married!
Anonymous No.42244305 [Report]
>>42244258
Anonymous No.42244350 [Report] >>42244577 >>42244690
this is what i believe
Anonymous No.42244375 [Report] >>42244407
>>42243869
But why is she only like 5 and a half feet tall? The ponies are little but not everything else
Anonymous No.42244388 [Report] >>42244589 >>42246053 >>42246188
I'd like to image that Nurse Redheart has a step ladder whenever she has to give this cutie a check up
Anonymous No.42244397 [Report] >>42246184
>>42243061 (OP)
Imagine the vore. She's a ruminant so she gulps her prey down, regurgitates them, just to swallow them down again.
Anonymous No.42244407 [Report] >>42244506
>>42244375
She's actually regular giraffe height. The ponies may not be so little.
Anonymous No.42244506 [Report] >>42244512 >>42244588
>>42244407
They seem pretty little compared to the cows. Can giraffes be born with dwarfism?
Anonymous No.42244512 [Report] >>42244574 >>42244668
>>42244506
>Dwarfism
It's a my LITTLE pony world, nigger it's not complicated. She's smol because it's cute
Anonymous No.42244574 [Report] >>42244576 >>42244720
>>42244512
I agree with you. It's other people who don't want to admit these ponies are tiny for some reason. Especially Sunfags. For some reason quite a high number of them insist on Celestia being huge and godly compared to everything else. It's fucking weird.
Anonymous No.42244576 [Report]
>>42244574
oedipus complex
Anonymous No.42244577 [Report] >>42244590
>>42244350
Pedophilia
Anonymous No.42244586 [Report]
>>42244258
This is so hot
Anonymous No.42244588 [Report] >>42244598
>>42244506
I could never fucking get those comparisons
It's magical world of equestria, how can you actually reference anything from real world here? Maybe cows there are way smaller or bigger than irl? Same for other things
Anonymous No.42244589 [Report]
>>42244388
I wish I could draw I would love to see this now
Anonymous No.42244590 [Report]
>>42244577
Don't assume so much. Anon could be a 3'8" celibate Tibetan monk for all we know.
Anonymous No.42244598 [Report] >>42244628 >>42244629 >>42244639
>>42244588
Because assuming other things are different for no reason requires making baseless assumptions. It's like the people who try to say a foot in the show is different from a foot irl. My nigga a foot is a foot.
Anonymous No.42244628 [Report] >>42244642
>>42244598
Then I'll just assume the giraffe is the same size as it's RL counterpart.
Anonymous No.42244629 [Report] >>42244656
>>42244598
Ponies have feet, too.
Anonymous No.42244639 [Report] >>42244648
>>42244598
even here there were dozens of different foots with slightly different measurements
Don't get me wrong, I love those analysis threads but if anything it's just animators being too lazy to establish some canon proportions and at this point why not simply assume ponies are as big as average earth pony and then eventually establish some size measurements?
Anonymous No.42244642 [Report]
>>42244628
And with that assumption, bunnies are half the size of a human.
Anonymous No.42244648 [Report]
>>42244639
>dozens of different foots with slightly different measurements
All those measurements ultimately come within 6 inches of each other though. Besides, we do have canon proportions.>>42244006
>>42244262
Anonymous No.42244656 [Report] >>42244676
>>42244006
>>42244629
That's a mare's foot.
Anonymous No.42244668 [Report]
>>42244512
this
Anonymous No.42244672 [Report]
This thread needs less size autism and more raffe
Anonymous No.42244676 [Report]
>>42244656
Wait, are they all stallions?

The 8 foot candy cane WAS about 8 mare feet long.
Anonymous No.42244690 [Report] >>42244694 >>42244720
>>42244350
That's wrong, I can't be taller than Princess Celestia
Anonymous No.42244694 [Report] >>42246058
>>42244690
i like being a foot taller than her, it fulfills my fantasies of being a big strong chad
Anonymous No.42244703 [Report] >>42244708
>>42243061 (OP)
How come ziggers get to be a sentient species while giraffes aren't
Anonymous No.42244708 [Report] >>42244710
>>42244703
all the animals are sentient, not all of them can talk
Anonymous No.42244710 [Report] >>42244764
>>42244708
Are we really sure about the pigs though? Applejack and Rarity have to be feeding Winona and Opal something meat.
Anonymous No.42244719 [Report]
>>42243061 (OP)
Anonymous No.42244720 [Report] >>42244724 >>42244765
>>42244574
>>42244690
biped problems
Anonymous No.42244724 [Report] >>42244731
>>42244720
There's no way Gilda is bigger than Diamond Dogs, she was pretty much the exact same size as Pinkie Pie when they were standing next to each other.
Anonymous No.42244731 [Report]
>>42244724
Right, she is usually only a little bit taller.
Anonymous No.42244764 [Report] >>42244772 >>42244875 >>42245547 >>42245574
>>42244710
Fish aren't sentient. So there's your meat.
Anonymous No.42244765 [Report] >>42244798
>>42244720
yeah this chart is all over the place
Anonymous No.42244772 [Report] >>42247101
>>42244764
I don't think pigs were ever shown to have sentience in the show, so I think it's fair to assume they get used for pet food too. Maybe goats, I know in some of the comics goats are ridden as mounts, so maybe they would also be acceptable.
Anonymous No.42244787 [Report] >>42244790 >>42244800 >>42244813
>biped prob-
Anonymous No.42244790 [Report] >>42244799
>>42244787
How's the weather up there, NECKER?
Anonymous No.42244798 [Report] >>42244800
>>42244750
Iron Will seems to also be too tall, even for his pose, compared to >>42244765.

What I meant is, either ponies have the volume of a human and maybe even can fit into a woman's clothes, but appear small to an upright Anon, or they are face-to-face with upright Anon, but are heavy and bulky and could accidentally hurt him, not to mention what Opal could do to him with her claws. Anonponies win there.
Anonymous No.42244799 [Report]
>>42244790
>ywn have a giraffu who can directly talk to the pegasus weather team
Anonymous No.42244800 [Report] >>42244804
>>42244798
> Anonponies win there.
>>42244787
forgot what thread I was in
Anonymous No.42244804 [Report]
>>42244800
>forgot what thread I was in
Autism, crippling even.
Anonymous No.42244813 [Report] >>42261502
>>42244787
>y-yeah
>drops spaghetti
Anonymous No.42244842 [Report]
Anonymous No.42244875 [Report] >>42244884
>>42244764
Holy shit, I never knew he had another scene
Anonymous No.42244884 [Report]
>>42244875
IS THAT FUCKING CHRIS CHAN
Anonymous No.42245517 [Report]
>>42243956
How is chiseling out the spatial/physical details of your MLP sex fantasy not productive?
Anonymous No.42245547 [Report] >>42245574
>>42244764
>Fish aren't sentinent
Source?
Anonymous No.42245574 [Report]
>>42244764
>>42245547
They are. They aren't sapient though.
Anonymous No.42245579 [Report]
>>42244258
God damn, anon intentionally swallowed a whole apple knowing she'd save him like that
Anonymous No.42246053 [Report] >>42246080 >>42246168 >>42246169 >>42246188 >>42246992
>>42244388
Anonymous No.42246058 [Report]
>>42244694
cringe
Anonymous No.42246079 [Report]
>>42244258
oh wow, thats fucking hot
Anonymous No.42246080 [Report]
>>42246053
Cute
Anonymous No.42246085 [Report] >>42246087
I love them
Anonymous No.42246087 [Report]
>>42246085
what a little sweetheart
Anonymous No.42246168 [Report]
>>42246053
Wunderbar
Anonymous No.42246169 [Report]
>>42246053
So fucking good!
Anonymous No.42246184 [Report]
>>42244397
God, I wish that were me.
Anonymous No.42246188 [Report] >>42246992 >>42247100
>>42244388
>>42246053
Wouldn't that be Dr. Fauna's job?
Anonymous No.42246209 [Report] >>42246238 >>42246481
Anonymous No.42246238 [Report]
>>42246209
This image set is one of my favorites. There's just something about giraffes...
>>42243360
even better without context
Anonymous No.42246481 [Report] >>42246650
>>42246209
Anonymous No.42246650 [Report] >>42246969
>>42246481
GIWTWM
Anonymous No.42246969 [Report]
>>42246650
You want your life ended by a giraass?
Anonymous No.42246992 [Report] >>42246997
>>42246053
I love you

>>42246188
If she's sentient no
Anonymous No.42246997 [Report] >>42247003 >>42247027
>>42246992
The giraffe isn't sentient though.
Anonymous No.42247003 [Report] >>42247008
>>42246997
What do you call this then?
Anonymous No.42247008 [Report] >>42247012
>>42247003
The giraffe being annoyed at the bear? Animals feel basic emotions like irritation.
Anonymous No.42247012 [Report] >>42247016 >>42247027
>>42247008
Bear snipping his nails isn't something dumb animals can do. But you'd classify him as one anyways, and she's showing more intelligence
Anonymous No.42247016 [Report] >>42247022
>>42247012
If your logic is animals in mlp are sentient then Dr. Fauna should still be taking care of them, she's the one who takes care of animals.
Anonymous No.42247022 [Report] >>42247024
>>42247016
I agree Dr Fauna needs love too but I just thought of my waifu first.
Anonymous No.42247024 [Report]
>>42247022
Fair enough. Based waifuchad.
Anonymous No.42247027 [Report]
>>42246997
>>42247012
Animals are sapient in mlp universe, but they reject civilization and choose to live in the wild
Anonymous No.42247037 [Report]
>>42243622
Is necc or an egregious zone to giraffa?
Anonymous No.42247100 [Report]
>>42246188
Yes, but Redheart likes giraffes so Fauna lets her help.
Anonymous No.42247101 [Report] >>42274523
>>42244772
>goats aren’t sentient
Ok then.
Anonymous No.42247238 [Report]
>>42243068
Anonymous No.42247415 [Report]
>>42243652
Very little
Anonymous No.42247790 [Report] >>42248284
>>42243061 (OP)
Such wasted potential making her just an animal.
Anonymous No.42248284 [Report] >>42248727
>>42247790
Apparently Zebras are the only African ungulates allowed to be sapient in Equestria
Anonymous No.42248727 [Report]
>>42248284
The animals are sapient, just can't talk to ponies, they communicate with eachother and understand speech. Remember the racoons who ran back to tell ponies that Fluttershy was being schizo
Anonymous No.42249363 [Report] >>42249369 >>42249465 >>42249838 >>42261383
Bumping 4 moar 'raffs
Anonymous No.42249369 [Report] >>42249388
>>42249363
why is flutters using a ladder when she can just fly up there?
Anonymous No.42249388 [Report]
>>42249369
>Flaps wings
>Smacks face
>Flaps wings
>Smacks face
More warm and full bodied hug without dangling, and less awkwardness of wings hitting face every rep.
Anonymous No.42249465 [Report]
>>42249363
Raffa is too heavy for page 1
Anonymous No.42249838 [Report] >>42250209 >>42250352
>>42249363
enter... the distant cousin of the giraffe: the okapi
Anonymous No.42250209 [Report]
>>42249838
Less ossicones, but her patterns are very pretty.

Wait... If Okapi are about the same height as a pony in real life height, do you think perhaps some lewd acts have taken place between species? I wonder what noises Okapi make when they climax.
Anonymous No.42250225 [Report]
Anonymous No.42250230 [Report]
Sexo
Anonymous No.42250352 [Report]
>>42249838
Cutie! Is there more art of her?
Anonymous No.42250374 [Report]
Clementine is an absolute cutie pie
Anonymous No.42250722 [Report] >>42252767 >>42253621
I would like to experience this giraffe.
Anonymous No.42250729 [Report] >>42251690
>>42243061 (OP)
My Big Longneck
Anonymous No.42251271 [Report] >>42254534
need more cute raffs
Anonymous No.42251690 [Report]
>>42250729
Anon, there's every animal EXCEPT a giraffe here
Anonymous No.42251725 [Report]
>>42243769
it’s complicated bro, dick doesn’t know which to pick
Anonymous No.42252362 [Report] >>42254125 >>42254163
>Less than 100 non-explicit Clementine images on Derpi
Surely this is a crime. Need additional raffs to be deployed.
Anonymous No.42252767 [Report]
>>42250722
UNF, and the teats are even in the right place.
Anonymous No.42253282 [Report]
>>42244258
She's a hero.
Anonymous No.42253621 [Report]
>>42250722
guess I'm a giraffe fucker now, too.
Anonymous No.42253633 [Report] >>42261261
Anonymous No.42253737 [Report] >>42255700
>okapis and giraffes are the last of their kind
How? Why do we have so many equine variants, deer, etc? What happened to all the other giraffids in the world? Did we eat them?
Anonymous No.42254125 [Report] >>42254129
>>42252362
Anonymous No.42254129 [Report]
>>42254125
TEATA
Anonymous No.42254163 [Report]
>>42252362
How many do we need?
Anonymous No.42254534 [Report]
>>42251271
Why are giraffes like this?
Anonymous No.42254804 [Report] >>42255400 >>42255658 >>42255665
so is no one gonna post the fence post vid?
Anonymous No.42255400 [Report] >>42255658 >>42256060
>>42254804
It already lives rent free in our collective brains
Anonymous No.42255658 [Report] >>42255728
>>42255400
>>42254804
No idea what you're talking about, but my curiosity is now peaked.
Anonymous No.42255665 [Report] >>42255728
>>42254804
Which one? I have videos of 4 different giraffes doing it.
Anonymous No.42255700 [Report] >>42256618
>>42253737
From what I've heard, giraffes aren't known to be very bright. Maybe it has something to do with this. No idea how clever okapis are though.
Anonymous No.42255728 [Report] >>42255813 >>42256060 >>42261295
>>42255658
>>42255665
>look for the one i remember
>scroll down for a while
>find a playlist called "worst 3"
>its all giraffe pole vids
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxs5dSU77L8A7oDQNlNp6omvBm8VKIpoK
lol
Anonymous No.42255813 [Report] >>42255814 >>42257643
>>42255728
Oh there are some here i havent seen either. Also some missing.
Anonymous No.42255814 [Report] >>42259786
>>42255813
It's so common. Any drawchads here? Could we get a picture of Clementine giving a sloppy blowjob to a metal pole?
Anonymous No.42256060 [Report]
>>42255400
>>42255728
They cute
Anonymous No.42256128 [Report] >>42256451
I want to like her but I don't like the way giraffes poop like cat food dispensers
Anonymous No.42256451 [Report] >>42256501
>>42256128
>I want to like ponies but I don't like how they shit everywhere
Anonymous No.42256488 [Report]
I remember this cutie from /ss/ one year
Anonymous No.42256501 [Report] >>42257183
>>42256451
Ponies don't poop the same way giraffes do
Anonymous No.42256618 [Report] >>42256649
>>42255700
I mean lets be honest, most hoofed animals are not that smart. They're all prey to faster or stronger predators, will run into traffic or ignore obvious threats.
Anonymous No.42256649 [Report]
>>42256618
Apes are the animals that minmaxed into intelligence, and in terms of physical ability, we're probably one of the most mediocre predators on paper. Even gorillas, as big and strong as they are, kinda suck in a straight fight compared to a bear, a lion, or just about most predators. The cost of intelligence is a steep one.
Anonymous No.42256742 [Report]
I like this long thingy
Anonymous No.42256748 [Report]
>>42243061 (OP)
>https://youtu.be/8l-7HF_I6q8
Anonymous No.42257183 [Report] >>42258193
>>42256501
How do giraffes poop differently?
Anonymous No.42257643 [Report]
>>42255813
>Also some missing.
any moar?
Anonymous No.42257675 [Report] >>42258360
Don't mind me just leaving this cylinder here.
Anonymous No.42257713 [Report] >>42258330 >>42258360 >>42259932
Anonymous No.42257769 [Report] >>42257800 >>42257898
So is there some evolutionary reason giraffes are prone to deepthroating poles?
Anonymous No.42257800 [Report] >>42257875 >>42259573
>>42257769
glanced the comments of a raff pole and some bleeding heart sounding fag said something along the lines of it being related to extreme stress
something to be explored there maybe
Anonymous No.42257875 [Report] >>42258367 >>42258881
>>42257800
>Stress the 'raff for head
>https://files.catbox.moe/wm5ldg.png
Sounds like Anon and giraffes both do lewd acts solo when stressed. Potentially a perfect match when combined.
Anonymous No.42257898 [Report] >>42257905
>>42257769
I heard they want the minerals from the poles, but who knows. Giraffes are pretty hedonistic, maybe they just do it becausse it feels good for their mouths.
Anonymous No.42257905 [Report]
>>42257898
Their mouths probably feel good too
Anonymous No.42258193 [Report]
>>42257183
Griaffes have huge buttholes relative to their marble sized scat, so when it's time to go they just lift up their tails and it falls right out as if they lack a sphincter. You can see the entire pile built up inside their hole if you catch them doing it and how it cascades out. Absolutely disgusting. Horses on the other hand look like they actually have muscle control to push out their normal sized dung like how a dog would, so it's not as much of an affront to my eyes.
Anonymous No.42258330 [Report]
>>42257713
DONT DO IT!
Anonymous No.42258360 [Report]
>>42257675
>>42257713
please don't hurt the cylinder, miss giraffe, it never hurt you
Anonymous No.42258367 [Report] >>42258865
>>42257875
>Go to the zoo
>Giraffe is feeling stressed
>Get raped by a giraffe
Anonymous No.42258865 [Report]
>>42258367
giwtwm
Anonymous No.42258881 [Report] >>42259083
>>42257875
google tells me that penis is at least 58.4 cm long
Anonymous No.42259083 [Report]
>>42258881
Honestly? No where near as big as I'd expect considering how big giraffes are.
Anonymous No.42259158 [Report] >>42259428 >>42259932 >>42260704
Anonymous No.42259428 [Report] >>42262185 >>42262187
>>42259158
Yes!
Anonymous No.42259573 [Report] >>42259612
>>42257800
Sauce for uncropped? 4chan search functions ain’t worth shit.
Anonymous No.42259612 [Report] >>42259692
>>42259573
i thought the sauce was obvious but ill spoonfeed you ONLY because the derp raff you posted
https://ponerpics.org/images/7224856
Anonymous No.42259692 [Report]
>>42259612
No wonder I couldn't find it, I was looking for it on twibooru.
Anonymous No.42259786 [Report] >>42262056
>>42255814
I wish that was my cock
Anonymous No.42259932 [Report]
>>42257713
>>42259158
Cutie
Anonymous No.42259959 [Report]
Anonymous No.42260704 [Report] >>42262185 >>42262187
>>42259158
No!
Anonymous No.42261260 [Report] >>42261398 >>42262422
>>42243911
Basically like a cow pussy, which makes sense.
Anonymous No.42261261 [Report]
>>42253633
REMOVE THOT
Anonymous No.42261295 [Report]
>>42255728
>Giraffe Going To Town On A Pole With Sexy Music (1 Hour)
Oh my.
Anonymous No.42261383 [Report]
>>42249363
Anonymous No.42261398 [Report] >>42261413 >>42261539 >>42261851
>>42261260
Giraffe is a branch of evolution from deer
Anonymous No.42261413 [Report] >>42261436 >>42261539
>>42261398
All of those even-toed ungulates have visually similar pussies that are basically just horse pussy but worse.
Anonymous No.42261436 [Report] >>42261539 >>42261678
>>42261413
>but worse.
how so?....
Anonymous No.42261502 [Report]
>>42244813
Every time I see this image my mind immediately goes to /g/ and the chatbot threads.
Anonymous No.42261539 [Report]
>>42261398
>>42261413
>>42261436
Reminds me of that green of the hunter that fucked a deer. Anons here make jokes about how quick stallions are to cum, but according to wikipedia, whitetail deer are literal one pump chumps that are finished in seconds. Makes you wonder what a human dick would do to their brains.
Anonymous No.42261678 [Report]
>>42261436
Just not as visually appealing, mainly.
Still not close to how awful human pussy is, though.
Anonymous No.42261851 [Report]
>>42261398
No wonder why they're so appealing and frequently enjoy licking things
Anonymous No.42262056 [Report]
>>42259786
They're such lewd animals.
Anonymous No.42262152 [Report] >>42262170
>>42243402
Depends on if the pussy looks like that of a horse or not.
Anonymous No.42262170 [Report] >>42262176 >>42262186 >>42262435
>>42243402
Giraffucker kinda rolls off the tongue though
>>42262152
>Depends on if the pussy looks like that of a horse
What about the feeling?
Anonymous No.42262176 [Report]
>>42262170
Nice.
Anonymous No.42262185 [Report]
>>42260704
>>42259428
mixed messages
Anonymous No.42262186 [Report] >>42262188
>>42262170
The world needs JRHNBR dwarf giraffes.
Anonymous No.42262187 [Report] >>42262932 >>42263946 >>42264116 >>42265336 >>42267284 >>42271117 >>42276260
>>42260704
>>42259428
Anonymous No.42262188 [Report]
>>42262186
The canon pony giraffe of MLP is the size of a baby giraffe at 6f. Make that of what you will.
Anonymous No.42262211 [Report] >>42262221
Goddamnit /mlp/, stop giving me new fringe fetishes
Anonymous No.42262221 [Report] >>42262225
>>42262211
What's the matter, big guy, never though about a giraffe tonguefucking your throatussy before?
Anonymous No.42262225 [Report] >>42262233
>>42262221
Not in a sexual way
Anonymous No.42262233 [Report]
>>42262225
But you did think about it before? Fucking freak.
Anonymous No.42262422 [Report] >>42262435 >>42262924
>>42261260
Imagine a Poniraffe hybrid. Best of both species (with the best respective parts).
Anonymous No.42262435 [Report]
>>42262170
Unf! Need giraffe wife.
>>42262422
Cute
Anonymous No.42262924 [Report] >>42264116
>>42262422
Forgive me, for I must blaspheme:
>horse pussy
>can talk
>fun colorways, maybe
>the rest is basically just a giraffe
Anonymous No.42262932 [Report] >>42263546
>>42262187
Oh, she's just going to pick it up to move it somewhere else. It must have been in the way of something she wanted to get at.
Anonymous No.42263546 [Report]
>>42262932
Yeah, definitely.
Anonymous No.42263946 [Report]
>>42262187
Anonymous No.42264116 [Report] >>42264131 >>42264492 >>42265707
>>42262924
Hybrids needn't to be an even 50/50 split.
Also, whole hooves and fetlocks.
>>42262187
She's gonna deepthroat it isn't she...
Anonymous No.42264131 [Report]
>>42264116
>whole hooves
Delicious cloven hooves was part of "the rest is basically just a giraffe"—fight me—although you've got a point about them there unshorn fetlocks
Anonymous No.42264492 [Report] >>42265707
>>42264116
>She's gonna deepthroat it isn't she...
Man, I sure hope so.
Anonymous No.42264805 [Report]
>>42243061 (OP)
>creaturequestria
yuck...
Anonymous No.42265336 [Report]
>>42262187
Anonymous No.42265707 [Report] >>42266508
>>42264116
>>42264492
giraffe is not for lewd
Anonymous No.42266508 [Report] >>42266537
>>42265707
Then why are they?
Anonymous No.42266537 [Report] >>42266742
>>42266508
They exist to exist, as all other living creatures do.
Anonymous No.42266742 [Report] >>42279994
>>42266537
And they use that existence to lewd. We are blessed to have such creatures. Imagine how affectionate Equestrian giraffes must be... They will steal your kisses from mares!
Anonymous No.42267284 [Report]
>>42262187
She just took it and left.
Anonymous No.42267296 [Report] >>42282640
>/mlp/: Only mares allowed anything else is furfag shit fucking furries get out reeee
>Also /mlp/:
Anonymous No.42267811 [Report] >>42272178
>tfw you see Anon walk into the giraffe enclosure with a step ladder
Anonymous No.42268679 [Report] >>42268835 >>42275689
Anonymous No.42268835 [Report]
>>42268679
>idksterling giraffe porn
Anonymous No.42269402 [Report] >>42269535 >>42269745 >>42269928
You've got high ceilings, right?
Anonymous No.42269535 [Report]
>>42269402
cute. would give a good home.
Anonymous No.42269745 [Report]
>>42269402
Well I'm 6' 4" so yeah I would hope so
Anonymous No.42269928 [Report] >>42271733
>>42269402
Tall girl. Would court and nuzzle from the rooftop.
Anonymous No.42271117 [Report]
>>42262187
THE TENSION IS UNBEARABLE!
Anonymous No.42271733 [Report]
>>42269928
>tfw no giraffe gf and makeout balcony
Anonymous No.42272178 [Report] >>42272896
>>42267811
Well, at least he's not going for the calves.
Anonymous No.42272896 [Report]
>>42272178
For now...
Anonymous No.42273514 [Report]
>I am paying 20 Dosh to have the giraffe deepthroat something.
>Better not waste my time.
Anonymous No.42274162 [Report]
Boomp.
Anonymous No.42274282 [Report]
>>42244262
they also ignored Dash's neck in that pic so im not sure it can be trusted
Anonymous No.42274523 [Report]
>>42247101
These goats have the sentient eyes, but the ones with Dr Fauna has the animal-eyes.
Anonymous No.42274529 [Report]
The show runners are weird, and even when Spike was molting, he couldn't get a diagnosis from Carrot Top so he had to see a vet.
Maybe all other creature have to go to a vet because ponies specialize in pony medicine?
Anonymous No.42274534 [Report] >>42274996 >>42276466 >>42276585 >>42277169
youre all fucking weird
Anonymous No.42274996 [Report]
>>42274534
Why?
Anonymous No.42275689 [Report]
>>42268679
unf
Anonymous No.42276260 [Report]
>>42262187
is she gonna....
Anonymous No.42276466 [Report]
>>42274534
I'm not fucking anything; keeping giraffes is illegal in my state and I'm not moving just for pussy.
Anonymous No.42276585 [Report]
>>42274534
why? this giraffe is so cute
Anonymous No.42277169 [Report]
>>42274534
Anonymous No.42277778 [Report] >>42278195 >>42278551 >>42279211
>>42243061 (OP)
Ruminate upon her cuteness.
Anonymous No.42278195 [Report]
>>42277778
Based
Anonymous No.42278551 [Report]
>>42277778
ooooo just one digit off
she is indeed very cute
Anonymous No.42279211 [Report] >>42279801 >>42279991 >>42280912 >>42281180 >>42282137 >>42282554
>10

>>42277778
Nice trips and raff. Not letting these cuties slip off the board that easily — we need more visually appealing, long-necked ungulates stat.
Anonymous No.42279801 [Report]
>>42279211
>we need more visually appealing, long-necked ungulates stat.
Agreed. Also cute nurse raff
Anonymous No.42279991 [Report]
>>42279211
checkd
cute plot
Anonymous No.42279994 [Report]
>>42266742
>Giraffe saves a guy from a thot
Based. Bless these long necks.
Anonymous No.42280043 [Report] >>42280367 >>42283501
>>42243061 (OP)
I like the idea of her pretending to be an animal so the ponies will take care of her. There’s a lot of potential for a story where Anon discovers she’s faking it and instead of exposing her, she lets him in on the scheme. From there, the two of them start pretending to be animals together, getting pampered and doted on by unsuspecting ponies.
Anonymous No.42280367 [Report] >>42283501
>>42280043
>Harambenon and Clementine flirting with each other behind the ponies' backs during their ESL (Equestrian Sign Language) classes
>the ponies are aware of the con they're running, but play along since they're cute together
Anonymous No.42280912 [Report]
>>42279211
Holy unf!
Anonymous No.42281180 [Report] >>42284215
>>42279211
She's too tall, how can I >rape?
Anonymous No.42281716 [Report]
Bump
Anonymous No.42282137 [Report] >>42283469
>>42279211
You say that then just rafficated a pony that already existed
Anonymous No.42282554 [Report] >>42282610 >>42283469
>>42279211
Well then wasn't expecting another nursefag here let alone posting a picture I haven't seen before. Good stuff
Anonymous No.42282610 [Report] >>42283247
>>42282554
You failed the IQ test
Anonymous No.42282640 [Report]
>>42267296
I say this daily
Anonymous No.42283247 [Report] >>42283469
>>42282610
>rused by AI
FUCK
Anonymous No.42283469 [Report] >>42283617
>>42282137
Doesn't hurt to imagine a series (or spinoff) existing in some alternate reality.

>>42282554
>>42283247
Redheart and many others definitely need more art than is out there. Thankfully she is amongst those known well enough by AI to replicate just by name, and well enough to look moderately comparable to traditional art, or act as inspiration for it. Sadly, others like Rainbowshine are difficult to impossible with even highly pony-fed models, exceptions of course being image-to-image and finetunes.
Anonymous No.42283501 [Report]
>>42280043
>>42280367
I can finally pretend to be a monke.
Anonymous No.42283617 [Report] >>42283638 >>42283794
>>42283469
>My Little Pony My Tall Giraffe
Which is it?
Anonymous No.42283638 [Report] >>42283794
>>42283617
The ponies are little and the giraffes are tall relative to them (just right height no stepladder required for us)
Anonymous No.42283794 [Report]
>>42283617
Set in the same universe, but set in the far off (likely extracontinental) country of Giraria (or ... Girapia?)
>>42283638
>Just right height
>No stepladder
Indeed. As nature intended.
Anonymous No.42284215 [Report]
>>42281180
>How?
She sit or lay
Anonymous No.42285015 [Report]
Big mare