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>Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/>Patch Notes: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=574980>Notation and Input Primer: https://forums.themsfightinherds.com/index.php?threads/785/>Fighting Game Beginner's Guide:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lKYmLqfbLibXy0LAwatZLw8yojaB8xVkGysOgZnm2uI/
>Mizuumi Wiki:https://wiki.gbl.gg/w/Them's_Fightin'_Herds
>1.0 trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEBOSUOLTXM
>Shanty trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiw3kMTAVFo
>3.0 trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEsG0DYF1yo
>Texas reveal trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSM20gOntLM
>Texas trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzZnTSwOLgo
>Stronghoof reveal trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ6d1NSF5UI
>Nidra reveal trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi725FRDS88
>>42251240 (OP)Why does cow do it? Is she stupid?
>>42251315she's not stupid she just has blunt force trauma messing with her head.
>>42251315She's filled with Determination
>>42252305Is that what cattle kind call bread these days?
dead game dead thread
dead dead
I really hope this game burns and crashes into ashes
DIE TFH
>>42252974This is why you never mess with a nerd horse.
>>42253547>Intentionally bully nerd horse so she turns to corruption and gains a sexy dark coatJust as planned
>>42253617cowtist died and is now plowing arizona in the afterlife
>>42254386the only thing cowtist plows is his head into a wall
Any decent TFH fics made lately?
>>42254988none that spring to mind, we didn't really grab fanficcers since the story never finished
>>42254988For the past couple of years I used ai to get my fan story fix. Looks like weโll have to rely on it if we want the actual story finished.
>>42255639>I used ai to get my fan story fixdreadful situation, but any port in a storm I suppose
>>42256672so you've mentioned
>>42256773But if it isn't mentioned at least once a day then you might forget. Can't have that apparently.
>>42257129on the bright side, it does serve to bump the thread and delay its inevitable death, so there's that at least.
I gess we're going to get more pump and dump threads as summer continues, pushing things off the board faster than usual.
>>42258000>pump and dumpdo you even have anything to pump to begin with
>>42258161shit, read wrong. my bad.
>>42258000
>>42258161Yeah, soulsteel's art
>>42258000I don't know what the point is. No tournaments, no OC that isn't one guy's porn dump, no mods due to how hard it is to work with the engine. These threads are solely here because of half a decade of inertia. There's no reason to just take up space if you're not using it for anything.
>>42258172sometimes I wish I could return to tfh fandom and start working on modding the map. drawing too. old times. the inertia is so fucking awfully dragging. tfh just snapped me out.
I swear I will never forget tfh
one of the worst fandom existed
>>42258172there's so much void of creativity in this fandom
just admit you are dead, damnit
I will live as long as Pom exists
>>>"""tfh is a fighting game. singleplayer campaign is not important""'
only if I knew what kind of people play this game
I could have saved 7 years of my life
>>42258329mixing him up again with another artist with the SS abbreviation
its so over for me..
SteelSoul
>>42258235This, but Velvet
>>42258229FYI you donโt have to be here.
>>42258544we are here forever
>>42259081the ride will end someday
but that day is not today
>>42258376going to shove her around like an ice puck
>>42259967When she gets up you're getting an icicle in the crotch
>>42258957How do you twist or untwist a cap with hooves? Can't be easy with your mouth either
>>42254988There's this one that picks up from where chapter 1 of story mode ended: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/557544/a-day-of-rest
>>42260150Little fingers at the ends of teeth. They do a little twisting.
>>42260032just got to shove her far enough before running away so she can't catch up. Surely she won't get her sprites to airlift her to my position.
>>42260448Just like your life
>>42260448incorrect, everything has a future. It might not be a glorious future, but it is still a future.
>>42260434The intercontinental Velvet is being delivered to your doorstep. It is too late to feel regret.
>>42260434Can't reindeer fly anyways or is that old lore
>>42260434>trying to fight a zoner from fullscreen
>>42261011Maybe he likes pain
>>42260571only certain reindeer get flight (to help Santa), the rest are stuck on the ground.
>>42261011as long as I duck behind Vixen, everything should be fine. Velvet wouldn't be able to resist targeting her instead.
>>42261300Good point, also rip Vixen
>>42258376https://youtu.be/jEZnrxL8YDc?feature=shared
As the most wholesome race, the Sheeple are the best race. Fight me.
>>42262329>Most wholesomeSure
>Best raceNo
>>42261300Get a whiff of Vixen's ass before that happens
>>42262426Iโm both happy someone else remembers Vixen exists, and both saddened at being reminded we never met her properly.
>>42262329why did alex jones hate them so much
>>42262844Imagine how amazing a threesome with these two would be
>>42262844Vixen is one of the more popular reindeer besides Cashmere and Pomfy so yeah it isn't too surprising.
>>42263393It would be an argument and a fight, with each of them trying to one-up the other. You wouldn't be able to leave until they had a "winner", no matter how sore or empty you get.
>>42264216>Ugh, Vixen you can't even suck his cock properly!>Let the champion of ze tundra show you how it's done~
battlepass > storymode
tfh players' choice
Just let it die, already.
>>42264479>lettfh won't die out.
>>42264479>lettfh won't die out. somebody needs to kill it
>>42264489It will kill itself in due time. The game barely keeps around 10 - 20 players.
>>42264502Living in your head doesn't count.
>>42264473Most things are better than story mode.
>>4226449610 to 20 players are still players
>>4226449610 to 20 players are still players. It should become 0.
>>42264558Almost all of the players idle or mine for salt for mildly okay cosmetics and next to none of them fight. Give it up, this game is dead and believing a game needs 0 players to be dead is retarded. A game is dead when you can no longer find the required amount of players to play within a reasonable timeframe. That perfectly encapsulates the state of Them's Fightin' Herds.
>>42264609I want it absolutely dead.
>>42264620absolutely dead. not even 1 player
I hear the faintest whisper of someone who's bad at video games... hopefully just my imagination.
>>42264628Who could that possibly be?
>>42264657I would prefer the other shitpost threads cluttering up the board die first, honestly.
>>42264628It isn't your imagination
>>42264970>5 years since 2021Still holding onto this age old event? Stuck living in the past? You do realize that I was fucked no matter what buttons I pushed, right?
tfh needs to die and shitpost threads at least gives you a smile
>>42265163nothing dynamic happened after like 2020
the game itself has been stuck so are the """people""" that play the game including you
>muh 5 years since 2021it will be fucking same in 2026 same in 2027 same in 2030 same same same nothing changes but the numbers
eat shit and die
die die die
>Cowtist is a time traveler
Maybe we judged him too harshly...
there's no touching moment in tfh
there's no fun in tfh
there's no hope in tfh
there's no cherishable memories in tfh
what a piece of shit
>>42265206>the """people""" that play the game including youI don't play this rancid horseradish you call a video game and haven't for a very long time.
>muh 5 years since 2021I was just testing you retards. Sometimes I intentionally say stupid shit to piss people off so they get thrown off.
>it will be fucking same in 2026 same in 2027 same in 2030 same same same nothing changes but the numbersIt is already dead, you can't play this game in a reasonable time period because of all the salt mining and agk players that total to 10 - 20.
>eat shit and dieDidn't know you had coprophilia and autassassinophilia.
>>42265284eat shit and die
>>42265288>coprophilia and autassassinophilia.
>>42265293YOU eat shit.
also
>it is already deadnot dead enough tfh needs to be necrofucked
>>42265293>>42265298We need to bring Asylums back and throw these schizos in them
>>42265308You can't be schizophrenic if you don't see or hear shit that isn't there.
to be clear, tfh needs to die and it is not dead enough. There's no total tfh death delivered yet.
to be clear, tfh needs to die and it is not dead enough. There's no total tfh death delivered yet.
Total TFH Death
>still no bad ending of the maincast
>>42265374>still no ending where a human impregnates the main cast
>>42265378you're asking too much of him, his primary craft is "complaints"
>>42265378I am quite known in the community and even mentioned in desuarchive. I should change my artstyle unrecognizable to draw them.
Woah all the deleted stuff
>>42267168good luck with that
>>42267183Our resident schizo had another meltdown for whatever reason
>>42264970Holy shit, that is some prime mashing.
A mashed jab, I can understand.
The mediums? Baffling.
The direction changes? Peak shitter.
There will NEVER be a them's fighting herds-themed gungame map for Counter-Strike: Source.
Never, EVER.
We LOST
>>42267560>for counter-strike: source>sourceGood, let's keep it that way.
>>42267560Counter strike sucks
>>42267560what about a gmod TTT map
>>42267751There will never be another deer as good as her
>>42268634who are they hiding from
>>42269025Dragon players.
>>42269266those don't exist, they got replaced by dads or moving to another game
>>42269025Arizona's stench
sex with all of the ungulates btw
>"tfh is a fighting game, storymode is not important"
I will never forget tfh players mentality
He wants to show you some tricks
>>42269963The trick is penis isn't it?
the worst game and the worst community fanbase
>>42264496>it will kill itself in due timeyet tfh is still alive
>>42270021his penis isnt that interesting, his balls however
schizo is ban evading isnt he, it hasn't been 3 days yet
>>42270149but enough about Them's Fightin' Herds
>>42270416What a useless retarded post
>PaprikafagTypical
>>42265757>ending where a human impregnates the main castthe true ending
>>42271904A weenie sheep is not the boss of me!
le horse game (has no horses in it)
>>42272243Nidra has seen better days
>>42272133a weenie sheep with muscle is though
>>42272472Do you think the dogs watch while you do it with her?
>>42272259she gets what she deserves
>>42272243Thanks for reminding me of how dumb it is for TFH to be stuck on this containment board
>>42272852gr15 is extremely outdated for the current culture in general, but 4chan homonculi aren't ready for that conversation yet
>>42273211it's because other boards keeping throwing bitchfits like it's still 2014.
them
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>>42253879Reminder that Oleander is canonically a lesbian and is in a loving relationship with Cashmere
>>42273522cashmere is in love with money, oleander is just the naive "teenager" who was used by an older woman. All the deer are freaky perverts
The ungulates are undulating.
Something approaches.
>>42273993It's me. I'm naked.
reminder tfh is a trashy game and its community is even trashier
>>42267560you will NEVER get a tfh-themed community map
you will not even get next chapter too
you will not even get fanmod continuation chapter because I am not going to make anything related to tfh ever again and no one else ever will do it
daily reminder,
"tfh is a fighting game, storymode is not important"
-everyone in tfh community
>>42274691And yet the devs kept wasting resources on it anyway. Took a new publisher to get them actually working on characters, but unfortunately it was just a bit too late.
Damn tragedy.
>>42274692first time meeting a person who isn't solely blaming only on modus
no one here knows how much I despise this game
I think you've made it pretty obvious.
>>42274746that's little compared to how much I had with this fucking shitty game
>>42274749make a video then
>>42274751I want to see the total death of this game with absolute zero players and no more tfhg
newfaggot itt
why the fuck devs sold their souls to a publisher?
>>42275014The sexiest ungulates competition? Yes
>>42275229>Arizona with uddersPEAK
>>42275010because they spent the covid lockdowns with their collective thumbs up their ass after EVO got shitcanned, and ran out of kickstarter money
SS
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Be there, or be square.
The choice is yours.
>>42275010Oversimplified timeline:
>guy makes horsefucker fighting fangame>C&D'd by Hasbro>devs decide to make their own original game>get it crowdfunded with stretch goals met>get handed huge swaths of the work because of their sympathetic situation; Lauren Faust designs characters and worldbuilding for them, Mike Z of Skullgirls fame gives them the source code to his engine>work is slow but steady>game enters Early Access in 2019>to speedup dev time hire a manager>progress SLOWS DOWN because the manager is friends with the devs and won't push them>get over the finish line in 2020>COVID happens>despite everyone working from home this stalls development somehow>team, for god knows why, receives their full salary while not doing much work at all>nobody is keeping track of the team to make sure work is getting done (even though they fucking hired a guy to do exactly that)>OOPS we're out of money!!!>sell to a publisher>publisher shifts goals to something that can return their investment (overpowered DLC)>video game market soft crashes>team still can't make deadlines>team gets let go>dickriders put 100% of the blame the publisher and faggots like Shadowking are to this day going into unrelated games' subreddits and Steam forums telling people the game deserves to die because the publisher is associated with it
>>42275930Reminder that ZERO of the OG team members of Mane6 worked on Them's Fightin' Herds, or at least not long at all. We should also blame Oreo, Cam and that one fucking faggot with a massive bearded white man avatar for being such SHITTY and LAZY ass bum excuses of managers and community managers.
Also they should have headed for a casual platform fighter, not another Street Fighter/Tekken clone aka competitive fighters
>>42275970>have headed for a casual platform fightergo back to the rivals of aether general
>>42275970>Reminder that ZERO of the OG team members of Mane6 worked on Them's Fightin' HerdsNappy, Anu and Leedin were three of the very first people to work on FiM. Anu made the original concept images that started the whole thing and Nappy was the one that actually started working on the game in FM2K
>>42276030Nice job leaving out the rest of what I said in that sentence, moron.
>>42275988>go back to the rivals of aether generalI have NEVER been there, so "going back" is impossible.
>>42275970>they should have headed for a casual platform fighterI prefer the Smash Bros format more, but a game with a cartoonish look is more different and eye-catching from a SF/MK format, apart from competitions like Rivals of Aether or Multiversus it would be another average indie game.
>>42276101"or at least not long at all"?
The entire lifespan of the team, from the first concept images to when the game died and the publisher fired everyone, isn't long?
>>42275930the mane6 devs being bad at time managament doesn't mean maximum isn't also a dogshit publisher
their whole operation is just buying cheap IPs, trying to squeeze some juice out of them with as little effort as possible, and then dumpstering them
and they're not even good at it, their valuation has been diving further into the dumpster for years now
You don't have to hate the game just because of the terrible handling decisions.
I love the game for its characters, its OST, which is one of my favorite video games, and its gameplay.
The best things about MLP have been made by the fans, like the headcanons, comics, and music. Hasbro wouldn't achieve half of what MLP achieved thanks to the bronies. Why would TFH be an exception?
>>42275771SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
>>42276231OIL PAINTINGS OIL PAINTINGS
>>42276231PLAYING
THE
VIDEO GAME
>>42276190TFH's OST is seriously underrated and not just for it's dynamic aspect
>>42278091a snippet of some thing that, if I squint a bit, looks like some fags tried to run a pride tourney just for them
>>42278800plapping position
>>42279305What a menace she is
>>42278832kicked in the balls position
>>42278832OHYAGONNAPUT TAT WEE OL THING INNA ME IS YA NOW ANON OR ANNA IM JUST WAITEEN HERAWITH MEHEIN UPDE AIRRA WIDOUTACARE STOPDA MAKIN MI WAIT STUD INGETTAPLOWIN ARREDY
>>42279886Extra smug pomf
>>42279966NGL I got a stiffy from reading this in her voice
>>42280296she has a voice?!
>>42280421Have you ever played the game?
>>42280571I have. I just never heard her speak
>>42280631you've never heard the goat speak? That seems unlikely.
>>42280635oh sorry thought that was for Pomfy. my bad
>>42274627Oleander would definitely be the gamer type moreso than the others
>>42280900she'd be a league player
>>42281137Gross, Oleander would have more self respect than that
You know funny thing, I won 2nd place in that fund raising contest for the game all those years ago, and never did get my exclusive toot horn item for the MP lobby.
>>42281165did you ever bitch at them in the server back when they still gave a shit
that was probably the only way you'd ever get it
>>42281473I left a comment on the forum once and the admin said they'd get back to me but never did.
>>42282077ill get back to you soon
Wait why is my alcohol cabinet completely empty...
>>42282077>the forumyour first mistake, they never used that
I hate all animals equally
>>42282420This, but actually just dragon horses
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>>42282605Tianhuo should be an egg with four hooves sticking out of cracks
>>42283272I want to be conveniently tiny so she can suck me into her colon in this pose, gyrating her hips as she does so
>>42283584A Jim Davis TFH cartoon could save the game.
>>42283598Can you not share your thoughts in public ever again
>>42283603>Oleander: Who ate all my bread???>(Still JPEG of crumb-lipped Arizona motion tweening out of frame)
>>42284108Is this image supposed to be ironic
Themโs Fightinโ Herds movie made by Illumination or Dreamworks.
What I would give to be Velvet's ice sprite servant for a single day
Why is Rarity not represented in this game? Velvet is more akin to Trixie than anyone.
>>42286790Sorry anon there are no sluts in TFH. Maybe Cashmere is one when lots of salt is involved but that's it.
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>>42287281https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjBCjfB3Hq8
>>42287709>oleander goth swimware
>>42275771TOMORROW
HOOVES WILL FLY
>>42288794>>42275771I'll try and be there, no promises. Also I'm not good at the game and haven't played in months.
The n-new DLC for... for... TFH has been s-spotted.......*sob*
>>42289037Is Pomfy considered a shortstack?
>https://challonge.com/6etl9mmm
we already did this months ago you unoriginal fraud
>>42289258but this one has a funny name and it's run by bykaf
>>42288983It's a sunday shitshow, there better not be any 'good' play.
>>42251240 (OP)What is this off topic shit thread doing here?!
Jannys should be hanged for this for being incompetent idiots.
>>42289671xD
It's even funnier the 5000000000000000th time you post this!
>>42289749gross, she's all naked and shit
shitshow's in two-and-a-half hours
I wonder if we'll get a neat hyp
I wonder how many people will actually show up
is this actually hosted by tfhg or nah
>>42290559the sunday shitshow? Pretty sure it is.
Bykaf's Shantourney might be its own thing.
Gee why does Shanty get two tourneys in one year
>>42290597she stole them from the other DLC characters
That key's as good as mine!
>>42290754good question
if only the shitshow organizer were here
>>42290686I'm honestly ok with that
wonder how much QT-time will be tacked on to the shitshow, I doubt it's going to start on-time in 11 minutes.
>>42290754>>42290757Looks like US West 3
AND IT'S ON TIME AND REAADY TO GO
https://www.twitch.tv/qttourney
SERVER IS US
>>42290818THAT ONE
Oh we're choosing random characters? Sorry woops lol I didn't know.
good shitshow lads
of all the shows, we prove once again we run the shittiest
>>42291393SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP!
>>42292992I crash my dick into Baihe's pussy
Ungulads...
Ungulasses.......
It's over.
The Ungucon... It will never happen...
Hey.
To all the the unguladies,
*Fixes mane*
Ungulettes,
*Licks the bread*
I'm singulate.
>tfh general
More like...
The "ungulag"
"What could you call a dancing cow?"
"An undulate!"
Anongulate?
What's wrong?
Why are you being so unguquietgulate?
surely it's just because there are responsibilities at this time of day and the posting will pick up ungulater.
maybe if we make more events
Guys don't wear out ungulate it's a special word
Since when are there mammoths in this game?
>>42294026Do they count as ungulates?
>>42294026cant believe you made me check ingame
>>42294026Texas made me dislike big body characters
>>42294026since you unfroze that caveman but I'm glad he's in there and we're out here
>>42294962and s(he's) the sheriff!
>>42295012and that we're frozen out here
>>42294712is texas in the room with us right now?
>>42295113Texas is all around me unfortunately
>>42295155what a horrible fate
nemesis drafts were kinda fun even though I basically get cucked 90% of the roster because I only know Pom (and barely that is)
>>42296490>tfw had to play Pom and Nidra>2 characters I've literally never touched
Don't touch Pom like that
>>42296490It brought velvet mirror. A net good.
>>42296548that's the fun of a shitshow
>>42298798Yeah smell that salt, that's all you will smell of Cashmere
What would a Reindeer do if I asked if I can sniff their butt?
>>42299059Velvet would be disgusted
Cashmere would be slightly disgusted then ask you how much salt you'd give her to do it
Vixen would ask if you talked to Velvet about sniffing hers first then agree to it before you could respond
>>42299059depends on the reindeer but they're all freaks so most of them would be up for it.
>>42301083do not the goat
she smells bad
>>42301612I will the goat after dumping water on her... twice
>>42300609dats a gud BUTT
>>42302711There should be even more
>>42298798Ungulates are smelly, donโt do that.
>modding exists now
>still nothing but the 3 mods that came with the release
>>42303770>modding exists nowsource
>>42303995https://github.com/ThemModdingHerds/velvet-beautifier
>>42304007>velvet beautifierdoes it turn her into Vixen
>>42304447That would be the opposite of beautifying
>>42303770is there really all that much interesting stuff to be done with cosmetic mods? because those are the only kind possible in this autistic ass engine
>no them's fuckin' herds 2
>>42305066Lord knows I'd contribute
Anyone know where I can find an art compendium? (folder with all the concept art/game assets) use to have one, think I deleted it
>>42304007Velvet Beautifier doesn't actually increase the potential for modding, it's just a way to more easily distribute mods that could be made before it. The most we could do is custom stages (if someone modernizes the Blender plugin that someone made to export Skullgirls stages; it works with TFH but you need to use an old shitty version of Blender) and non-gameplay story mode cutscenes
>>42303743Can you use this to make art of other members of the Elite 7 (8)?
>>42305350Most of the stuff that was in that folder was uploaded to Derpibooru and other sites, but if there's something specific you are looking for, there's a small chance I might have it on my PC. Like one of the desktop backgrounds?
>>42306765That was found on Twitter. As for AI slop a lora for Vixen could be made, the others less likely.
>>42306320arizona you're shitting yourself go to the bathroom
>>42306814I hate that I know this reference
>>42305350HOLY SHIT, I managed to get it back with system restore nvm.
>>42306765yeah I was just looking for concept work for drawing reference, Iโm about to move and just wanted it on hand in case I didnโt have internet for a while.
>>42307151Yeah, I'm pretty sure those concepts, by Lauren Faust, are on Derpibooru.
Sleep soundly with your ungulate
>>42308793woah..new piece?
>>42309110On the funny numbers website
>>42309128I thought you only share on twitter and derpibooru
>>42309147I'm not the artist
>>42309152so its not new, damn...
>>42307838This narcoleptic pig has no right speaking.
>>42309399oh damn Himmel getting it on
>>42309655e6 only for some reason
>>42311004gonna draw more HimmelXtfhs stuff
>>42311380I suggest HimmelxCashmere
I just wanted to know what was going to happen in the story
>>42311563sorry the creator of the story who literally already has it all written up ready to go can't just tell us because a dying company owns the rights to it and THE SACRED LICENSING but be respected at all times or society will collapse
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>>42312364anon you can't just SAY that
>>42312855I WILL say it again
benis
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>>42314706Damn sheep needs correction
>>42314706I donโt think thatโs how sheep works.
>>42315409Sheep belongs in by bed
>>42316226Goth cowe makes me feel things
>>42316733it better not be the cow
you don't touch the cow
>>42317011No I'll just stare at her awkwardly out of arms reach
>>42317136it do be like that sometimes
>>42318452You mean cow thread
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>>42318635>>42318690oh no she's speaking in gobbledygook
>>42319322Pom has reached her fucking limit
>>42319515Floppy Penis Hooves
Wont lie, all this talking does make me wanna play it with randos again.
tfh bad ending ryona
corpses of the mane cast humiliated
>>42319584Those floppy penis hooves are going up your butt
>>42320739I wonder which green tastes the best
>>42321711Oh no she is fading
>fighting game
>no ryona mentioned
>>42322584Why are you obsessed with this
>>42324520giving her tender kisses would be nice
>>42325966Cardboard dog of wasted potential
This one is out there, but do ungulates know how to play chess? Assuming they already know what pieces move where, how would each one play?
Thinking about selling stickers...
>>42330473There aren't many ungulads to buy them...
>>42330473I'd buy an Oleander sticker
>>42298798How did type what I was about to say?!
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/7/3/3634379.webm
>>42330199oleander would be insufferable to play against
>>42330199Shanty would eat the pieces
Pap would make completely nonsensical moves but end up having you in checkmate by turn 6.
hypothetically, if someone bought the rights to this game so they could continue development, but this required immediately killing online support for every console port, would this be a net popular or net unpopular move?
>>42334087Popular I think. Online performance got worse with console support anyways.
>>42334087it would be a net good move since then you'd remove the crossplay fucking the connections up and we could get Leaf back
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Entropy is a constant...
All energy eventually returns to nothing...
We could have had a cute muscle mommy bison character but noooo they just had to shove a bara dad into the game about waifus and make him gay because ???
>>42335639Ari eats grass very sexually
>>42336005>make him gay becauseneither of the dads are gay though
and before you say "b-buh-but twitter said" I don't give a shit about what twitter says.
>>42336294Drawn by Lindsay Towns
>>42336005i find it hilarious that people are still seething about them adding a male character nearly 3 years later, for reasons completely unrelated to the questionable balancing
>>42336409they still have wives, they arent gay
>>42336005were they really pandering to barafags
I always thought they were a weird choice for characters to add
>>42336409I direct you once again to "I don't care what twitter says"
if they ain't pounding cheeks in game then they're not gay.
>>42336011on accident mind you
>>42336876That's a good way to get her butt accidentally touched
Just hopped on for the first time in like... a year or 2? Is it just me or holy SHIT Paprika is so much better? I'm loving it.
>>42338468paprika is arguably the worst character in the game competitively lol, but she does feel good to play
I refuse to accept baihe as a character
Baihe insists upon my cock
>>42341143what kind of tourney do you want
Honored Mother, give me strength!
>>42336005I donโt care about the dads, but adding an identical longma in wave 1 early was a mistake.
>>42343292>4 new characters>only 1 new speciesHow did they fuck up this bad?
I don't care how low effort Baihe might have been I still want to fuck her hard
>>42343759would you impregnate her
>>42343292the development really went wrong if they had to resort to a clone character and the last two characters are literally unfinished
>>42343292>>42344691this complaint is dumb, it makes sense they would make characters that fit within the existing lore
despite being a bovine, reindeer, and longma respectively, texas stronghoof and baihe don't play anything like their species relatives at all
>>42345166you're dumb, you lost, and you're dumb!
>>42344773Balance issues aside I can see why the dads were added. Have playable male characters to attract that audience, Texas was supposed to be a story fight anyways and Stronghoof is plain cool.
>>42345359At least I'm not a smelly unicorn!
so what was The Devourer going to be
>>42346222A thing... that devours... basically the Mehrunes Dagon of TFH. I never thought about TFH and Oblivion's similarities until now.
ungulates ungulating uniformally underground
>>42347474I miss the salt mines
>>42348706Same. It was an interesting idea for a fighting game side activity that could have been expanded on.
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>>42349403the real question is, is it fertilized or not?
can a human impregnate a longma
why are the last two characters, but especially baihe, so weirdly complicated compared to everyone else?
nidra has a mile long movelist but at least most of them are just variants of "enters/exits a stance and gives her a weird hurtbox" stuff plus the orbs
baihe has
- fireballs
- angled special pokes
- more fireballs but really fast and they bounce
- projectile reflector
- armored stance
- reload mechanic
- rapid fire stance fireballs
- invuln when cancelling armor
- a counter
- another fireball that tracks you and has multiple variants
- an armored lunge
- tian flips
i know she's "unfinished" but all of this stuff was already in the design doc or they wouldn't have animated all of it for nothing - wtf was the vision here? every other character in the game feels very cohesive with their kit
>>42349403Lol nice dialogue
baihe isn't real
I will not accept that
>>42344773>make characters that fit within the existing loreIs that why Velvet and Stronghoof don't acknowledge each other?
>>42344773the existing lore includes deer, rhinos, zebras, hippos, antelope, horses and elephants but they made three of the five dlc species that were already in the game
>>42345514they removed the fight with Texas from Ari's story years before he released as DLC
>>42349563>Tfw no real Baihe fitness instructor to whip you into shape
speaking of baihe, did anyone get actually good at her and is there footage I can watch?
I'm curious how she plays now that you can't just spam iframes the whole round
>>42350463there's like 2 people on earth that know how to play her well enough to be threatening, and nobody ever plays on the patch where she's not bugged so footage is extremely rare
>>42350674Is she bugged on current patch? I thought they fixed most of the really broken stuff
it's a shame they only managed to start actually getting characters when the publisher was holding a gun to their heads over it, she seems like she'd be really cool if she was developed
>>42349563baihe is real
you must accept that
>>42351595yeah and she's my wife
>>423510046.0 rev2 is the one everyone plays on, and she's still bugged in it
"december patch" (unofficial name) is only a beta on PC and nobody plays on it, that's the one where she's still broken but has way fewer bugs
>>42352094Baihe isn't my wife tho
>>42352531and thats all the proof i need
>>42354419I love Oleandest.
>>42354419Sorry bro you got upstaged by
>>42354557
O'leander wishes you a happy St. Patrick's Day.
>>42355006It isn't even March
I remember what you did
I will remember 2020 forever
worse game, worst people
"tfh is a fighting game, storymode is not important"
-everyone in tfh
>>42355917They didn't say that
>>42356032they DID in 2020
and they did not listen
>Story mode schizo is off their ban again
Great
>>42358222Imagine the smell
>>42359024imagine the sounds
Pom kinda reminds me of fluttershy in a way
>>42360804Hmm I wonder why
Velvet reminds me of Rarity for some reason
>>42361017Pomfy floof pillow
>>42360962In what way? She's more like Trixie imo.
>>42360962Minus the Rarity being a whore bit kinda
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>>42361211Can a single man even handle this deer?
>>42361414not a single man, but perhaps a married man
>>42361211Ebvert has returned!
>>42361605I never really left.
>>42361738Well I'm glad you're still with us despite all the hardship
>bump limit
we're gonna need a new ungulate eventually