Post an image for your character (a pony, anon, dubs guy, whatever it doesn't matter) and tell me their stats:
Strength: from 0-5
Speed: from 0-5
Friendship: from 0-5
You have 10 points to distribute and can have 1 special trait of your choice
I will choose a fitting starting item for you
Anyone can join at any time and it will be a party boss battle system

Previous thread: >>42196457

>>42252881 (OP)
Oh, well I was gonna make a new thread anyways but thank you.

Here's a status report of the party:
>JC Denton: 75 health, has riot prod
>Bon Done: 70 health, has seapony crown
>Lostget: 55 health, has 10 piece mcnumget
>Phil: 85 health, has a two-thirds-full tub of horn polish and a sponge
>Pennsy: 95 health, has lump of coal
>Wheely: 70 health
>Horse: 30 health, has red ribbon
>Sneedbeam: 30 health, has pipe
>Dark Flame: 100 health, has empty quill
If you're reading this and you're new the previous thread will tell you their attributes.

>>42252819
Bon Done's honed confectioner instincts tell her that something is wrong with the gold coins. She pokes one with her hoof, then lightly bites it. A gold colored foil crumbles around her teeth, revealing a milk chocolate center.
>Chocolate coins added to Bon Done's inventory

>>42252927
Fucking griffs. Share the chocolate coins with the low health party members and let's move on.

>>42252927
I forgot to mention that the party inventory has 1 cum jar and 35 bits.

>>42252939
Bon Done distributes the chocolate coins to Lostget, Horse, and Sneedbeam, they all are healed for 10 points.

The party approaches the scaffolding where the two griffons are squabbling with eachother.
>"I told you, you poor schmuck! The poyim are gonna come for us next!"
>"Quiet! Here they are now!"

>"You! Poyim! Leave right now or I'll have my Penny Pincher 6000 here play mohel on you!"

>>42253133
You think Denton's shock prod would conduct all the way through that scaffolding?

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>42253157
let's see
DC is 15

>>42253133
"What is a mohel?" whispers Pennsy. Even she can tell it doesn't sound good, though.

JC Denton jams his shock prod into a steel pipe in the scaffold. Nothing happens. The PP6K grabs him by the midsection and lifts him up.

>>42253207
Dark Flame tries using her strength to collapse building, maybe other characters with 5 str could help too.

>>42253207
"Penny Pincher? We have a Penny too!"
Wheely will drive to the side of Pennsy and try pushing her towards the scaffolding. She's no hyper heavy duty truck to pull trains, closer to a track car, but she points to the scaffolding with a smile as she keeps trying to push her over.
"Penny, Pennsy, close enough, right?"
Hopefully she gets the idea to use her strength to break or knock them from the scaffold, instead of meaning that wheels is just "showing their Penny"
She really wants to be as close as possible to act on them as soon as she has the chance for all the sliding and brake issues they put on her

>>42253318
>>42253326
The griffs got wings though, collapsing the thing won't do much. Maybe better to buck the shit out of the robo arm.

>>42253326
"I... Huh? You want me to...." she said, looking confused. "I mean, I can try..."
She holds up a hoof as it clicks and reveals a small wheel, made of metal with a flare on one side. "I have wheels too, but they're made for tracks..." she said, letting it retract again.

She grabs a bit of scaffolding that seems load-bearing and gives it a good yank, just to see what happens. Scaffolding built to code should keep standing with a few missing supports, but, these were griffons....

>>42253395
Okay I will go and bring my Ary to the scene she would help us.

>>42253207
Sneed beam uses fancy mathematics to talk to the PP6k

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42253318
>>42253326
>>42253485
rolling for the combined efforts of these two
DC is 10

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42254680
I forgot to add that there was a strength bonus of 5... I'll count that as a success.

>>42253601
rolling for how much wheely speeds aryanne up

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>42254173
DC is 10, bonus of 3

>>42254687
You've got to be kidding

>>42254687
Guess there's no math, only magic, and imagination, or something.
Sneed should get student debt at one of the pair's university I guess

Also how many 1s? And you kept saying the party was too successful, kek

>>42254685
That's probably Flame Anon, not Wheely
Wheely wants to be right there to avenge from the impromptu dorifto practice and brake failure as by the post

>>42254703
Sneedbeam tries to start a conversation with PP6K in binary but since it runs on jewish magic she couldn't make heads or tails of what it's saying.
Wheely drags Pennsy to the scaffolding. Pennsy budges against it, pushing with all of her might.
Dark Flame flies back to the nazi sludge, goading her to go faster with tales of what might happen should the griffons succeed. Aryanne is sped up significantly, she will appear very soon.

As Pennsy shakes the scaffolding the two griffons hold on tightly. Steel pipes fall off of the scaffold, further compromising its stability.
In retaliation, the head griffon controls PP6K to slam JC Denton against a wall.
>20 damage applied to JC Denton

>>42254843
That's a lotta damage.
Wheely will start honking up, as soon she gets her hooves on them...

>>42254843
Bon goes over and starts kicking the pp6k, aiming at the grippy claw part.

>>42254843
Seeing Denton get thrown around, Pennsy lets go of the scaffolding, worried that they should probably disable that thing first.

"......how come one of y'all with magic don't just snag the remote from that guy?"

>>42253133
we should dump the cum jar on the robot arm to short it out

>>42255908
I don't think we should waste a holy artifact like that

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42254970
DC is 10
bonus of 5

>>42255371
>how come one of y'all with magic don't just snag the remote from that guy?
Good idea
Phil will momentarily remove the sponge and attempt to do precisely that

>>42254843
Can I throw some dice to bring Ary quicker?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42257628
DC is 15
Bonus of 4

>>42258128

>>42258128
Hmmm, Sneedbeam uses sunbeam attack to blind griffons to make it easier to grab remote!

Phil tries to snag the controller from the head griffon's claws is too distracted by the commotion.
Bon Done kicks the PP6K, dislodging JC Denton from its grip.
The scaffolding folds in half, right as it's about to collapse completely, Pennsy stops shaking it.
Wheely honks and swishes her tail in anticipation, she drives next to Pennsy and the scaffolding.
A sound like mac and cheese being stirred alerts the party that Aryanne has finally made it to the scene.
The head griffon looks startled and tosses to the remote the the second griffon as they fly over next to the PP6k. They press a button and the PP6k start's descending behind the stone wall.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42258147
DC is 10
Bonus of 3

>>42258153
Where is Dark Flame?

>>42258147
>>42258190
Dark Flame catches up with Aryanne.
Sunbeam sits on her haunches and spreads out her hooves. A beam of sun shoots off and arcs right into the second griffon's eyes.
>20 damage applied to second griffon
Phil takes the opportunity to grab the remote again with his telekineses. The remote has a flashing lights and too many buttons to count, it's very complicated.

>>42258202
>Head griffon health: 100
>Second griffon health: 80

>>42258202
Dark Flame tells Aryblob that griffs are juden.

>>42258202
Bon runs up the collapsed scaffold and kicks the griff in the beak.

...

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42258233
DC is 12
Bonus of 5

>>42258260
Oh no he's hot!

>>42258215
>>42258233
>>42258215
>>42258233
Bon Done runs up the scaffolding and bucks the head griffon onto his back.
>40 damage applied to the head griffon
Dark Flame points out the griffons to Aryanne. Aryanne crawls the scaffolding, grasping at the stunned head griffon.
PP6K flexes.
>PP6K health: 400
>The second griffon is still blind

>>42258297
Phil starts mashing buttons
What's the worst that can happen?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42258305
Let's see your fortune

>>42258297
Dark Flame flies to the blinded griffon and bucks her with all her strength.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>42258337
DC of 12
Bonus of 5

>>42258342
>20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib084tzN8H0

>>42258297
Sneedbeam: "Don't mind me just appreciating the view..."

>>42258342
rip griff #2

>>42258305
>>42258337
Phil mashes the buttons on the remote. PP6K starts dancing.
Dark Flame flies up to the second griffon and gives bucks her harder than she's ever bucked before. The griffon's limp body sails into the distance, shrinking to a speck a kicking up a sizeable dust cloud when it impacts the hard ground. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iva_RuMiiDo
>100 damage applied to second griffon (dead)
Aryanne grabs the head griffon with her tentacles and slowly brings him closer to her mass of flesh.
>"W-wait! Stop! I'll give you the 1.2%--forget it, I'll give you 1.5%! Think about what you're doing poyim!"

>>42258499
Sneedbeam joins the dance.
I guess we won?

>>42258499
Dance party I guess? We've got the remote so clawguy is ours.

>>42258499
Dark Flame takes all shekels from the griff before he gets eaten. I think we can head to the Spooky's shop before we head to the GR15 lands.

>>42258665
Don't forget Larsons chest!

>>42258720
>Larson's chest
Entire party gets additional pair of wings.

prebed bump

>>42258499
Wheely finally wakes up, blinking twice as they're both dealt with in a blink, thinking twice about even touching the one in Aryanne's grasp.
Wait, there's still the DJ! Her biggest nemesis in all of this. She'll use the fallen platform as a ramp to jump high like a monster truck, opening her wings to hover and see if she can find that elusive hoers.
I'm sure she saw the flying griffon, or the sickening crunch of that alicorn's kick...and I thought the horse was the one to watch for the legs... either way, surely if she manages to catch the DJ this time she can... she can... I don't even know, but she's gonna eat some bucking rubber!
Or maybe have her help with the robot control, but Wheels is not in the right headspace after all the frustration and being denied even a singular roadkill if she finds and drops on the faggot

self bump

>>42259184
DC is 10 for spotting the DJ

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>42260090

>>42259184
Wheely spots the DJ

>>42258665
Dark flames empties the griffon's pockets before Aryanne eats him.
PP6K starts flexing again.
Aryanne dozes off.
>For defeating the griffons the party has been awarded 30 bits.

>>42260108
Pathetic...
Incoming elbowwheel drop from spaceas high as she managed to get with the jump, which considering the 20 I'm afraid for the self damage, kek Also, for the wheel, she's basically "banging the revs", spinning them at max rpm as she goes for it

>>42260129
So is the pp6k hostile anymore or can we just leave?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42260179
rolling
>>42260190
you have its remote, you can leave

>>42260193
Then let's get that chest!

>>42260179
Wheely dives straight into DJ Vinylberg. They both tumble down but Wheely is stopped by a cliff face. A pair of tinted glasses fall onto her face. When she gets up she can't find DJ Vinylberg anywhere.
>50 damage applied to DJ Vinylberg (missing?)

>>42260243
She can't keep getting away (with it)

>>42260243
Wheely what have you done!

>>42260199
After a lot of walking, the party makes it to Larson's house. The chest should be in there somewhere...
Phil's sponge is dry, he needs water very soon.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42260243
Wheely will take a moment to shake her head, slightly dizzy from crashing on the cliff face, the wheels apparently absorbed a good amount of the impact since, beside the dizzyness from the tumble, she doesn't feel any real pain. Yet, she doesn't see the DJ anywhere... eh, least she let go of some of that anger with the hit, even if she has no idea where the hell that mare has gone. She always knew how to just disappear...
Letting out a frustrated honk, she'll start making her way back, thinking how she should have picked the DJ up to work on the controller, if she was willing to help the party, and especially now that the griffons are gone, maybe, she doesn't know the ending for the one in Aryanne's grasp, perhaps for the better, but too late now. Still, she'd do it all again if she had the chance.
Noticing the setting sun, she decides to not search around, instead taking the trip back like a Dakar rally to cool her head. The tyres should help make quick work of the rough terrain, unlike the slick dance floor, not to say how these glasses she found make for great reflectors to speed even more through the dirt without issues now, although, it will make night running even harder...
So, checking the trail from her fall, she sets her way back to where the party should had been through and past the desert.

>Wheely learned: Ka-chow

>>42260275
I removed the roll idea for if she'd make it back easily or get lost in the desert and not show for a bit since OP had already posted, but forgot to remove the dice.
I guess good to know she'd have made it either way, truly a real racist pedigree with speed in her veins.

>>42260275
Let's just knock on the door and ask if our friend could have some water.

>>42260294
Whoever has the highest friendship stat should do this.

>>42260275
Replied wrong, but also, she's surely quickly learning the bad side of wearing these at night...
And yea, this seems good >>42260294. Lostget is the only one with 5 friendship though if we want to try it

>>42260275
Are we leaving Ary?

>>42260275
Pennsy's dynamo whirrs slightly louder than usual as her eyes light up a bit more, helping her see in the darkness...

>>42260275
If it's not cloudy Sneedbeam could use moonbeam to light up the way.

>>42260590
wtf shes a pokemon

>>42260275
I like that you gave them realistic highlights and shadows

>>42260294
DC is 8
bonus of 5

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42261728

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42260590

Larson opens the door, he rubs his eyes and yawns.
>"Wuddya want?"
Lostget asks for a glass of water. Larson goes back inside and a minute later tosses the glass to Lostget.

>>42260370
She's sleeping at the previous location, if you want you can go back and try to wake her.

>>42261902
Nice, right between the cheeks. Get that glass to Phil. Ask Larson if we could pay to spend the night.

>>42261902
We need his strongest wings. We're going into a friendship problem and only his strongest wings will do

>>42262159
Larson scratches his stubble and squints at the party.
>"It's late but... I'll let you in if you buy my book. It's only 20 bits."

>>42262204
Also, Phil splashes the water over his head.

>>42262204
Sounds like a good deal to me!

>>42262216
>20 bits lost
>M.A. Larson's book obtained

>"Alright, you can come in. The kitchen is to the left and the bathroom is straight ahead."
>"Just uh, stay out of my bedroom, alright?"
The party steps into the house and into the hallway. Larson goes into the room on the right and closes the door. You hear snoring soon after.

>>42262236
Alright so who's the sneakiest? Does Denton have stealth augs?

>>42262260
Wheely is pretty fast and literally rolls along. As long she doesn't honk.

>>42262236
Wheels will stay outside, looking in a way for the garage.
She hasn't washed all that sand, and going inside is asking for trouble, unless she had road or slick tyres. Plus, considering she might honk in her sleep, it's just better for her to stay out in the separate room.

>>42262260
>>42262263
Kinda like the DJ, she'd slide everywhere if she needed to speed up, and then the tyre would screech at any higher push, waking him up.
Plus, she has a negative to speed if she goes in closed spaces too, so definely wouldn't count on that.

>>42262204
I fucking love pennsy's light beams, anon you are a master of Photoshop or paint.net or whatever it is you're using.
>>42262236
Also probably not her for the bedroom, she's too heavy and noisy of a mare...

>>42262260
Eh, he literally hasn't used any so I say he's rocking a stealth build and should sneak in for a peep.
I think the guy who added him to the game has stopped posting anyway.

>>42262236
>>42262260
Can we just ask him for the chest nicely? He might give us some cool quest too.

>>42262591
I gueeess, but better wait til morning in that case.

>>42262266
>>42262517
Wheely and Pennsy leave the hallway and walk around the house to the garage.

>>42262260
>>42262551
JC Denton slowly cracks open the bedroom door and peeks inside. Larson is sleeping facing away from the door. There are many copies of his book on the floor. In the corner there is a large wooden chest with a padlock.

>>42262698
His vision is augmented. Can he spot a key? If not, the gang should split up to find one.

>>42262937
idk if we should rob him he might become hostile

>>42263337
Do we just sleep and ask nicely in the morning then? What do others vote?

>>42263354
I say we follow Sneeds pure hearth

>>42263354
i think sleeping is better we might recover some hp too

>>42262266
>Wheely sleeps in the garage
Cute

Wheely and Pennsy manage to lift open the garage door and slip under. They both activate sleep mode.
JC Denton can't see a key anywhere so he quietly closes the door again. he and the rest of the party sleep on the kitchen floor.
>...
>All party members except for Pennsy healed by 10 points, Pennsy loses 10 health points from her firebox burning fuel overnight.
Warm rays of sun and birds chirping slowly wake up the party members in the kitchen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYoZgpAEkFs
Soon after Wheely and Pennsy wake up from the commotion in the other room. Larson isn't in his bedroom.

>>42264288
It would be really funny if Pennsy used some of Larson's books as tinder but I don't think he’s be very appreciative of that

>>42264288
It would be really funny if Pennsy used some of Larson's books as tinder but I don't think he'd be very appreciative of that

>>42264288
Gasp, where is our wing-loving host?

>>42264288
Wheels would wonder why it's so comfy in this garage, before remembering Pennsy kept warming the place through the night. She really doesn't want to leave, staying laying down, but as the heavyweight mare walks to the door and opens it, completely immune to the frigid air, she sighs and quickly approaches to follow her close, especially while she herself isn't quite to full running temperature, but thanks to her there's still no need for a morning setup run.
The commotion gets her curious to follow Pennsy inside the house though, hopefully Larson doesn't mind some few sand grains here and there, but at hearing that he hasn't been seen, she let's out a long honk, almost reverberating in the small space, hoping to get Larson to respond, groan or something.

>>42264717
The honk spooks Pennsy a little, but she gives wheels a soft headpat... now that she's up, it's time for her morning routine; finding some fuel, and topping up on water.
Water is easy enough, she gets that from the sink, but she wouldn't get lucky enough to find a chunk or two of coal in Larson's house, would she..?

>>42264717
>>42264991
i ship them now

>>42264717
Wheels rolls into the kitchen and honks as loud as she can. Eveyone else in the kitchen winces and covers their ears. Wheels puts her head close to the floor and listens intently...
There is a very slight shuffling noise under the floor.
>>42264991
Pennsy refills her boiler and looks for something flammable. She scours through the kitchen cabinets and finds a quarter-full bottle of lighter fluid. She guzzles it and tongues of flame flash out of her firebox for a split second, catching a hanging towel on fire!
>Pennsy healed by 10 points
>>42265242
haha nice!

>>42265242
wtf.... marekissing.....
cute!!!!!
>>42265448
Pennsy hesitates, looking for somewhere to put the towel, but then she just shrugs and stuffs it in her boiler too.
Still, she'd like to find something that would burn for longer... she considered some of those books, but books needed a lot of fiddling to actually burn properly...

If the party ever finds a long stretch of road next to a long stretch of train tracks, heh, pennsy and wheels could have a race, trainmare has her own wheels heely-style but they're only good on rails.

>>42265242
New OTP unlocked

>>42265448
Let's split up and look for clues, gang! And by clues I mean basement stairs or a trapdoor

>>42265709
After a bit of searching the party finds the door to the basement stairs. The light is off but there's a very faint buzzing sound coming from around the corner.
You can just barely make out a lightswitch at the landing.

>>42265709
Right, so pennsy and wheely are gonna go make out in the bedroom, phil and sneed are gonna make a comically tall sandwich and then eat it, denton is gonna lose his glasses and have to crawl around on the floor to find them...
>>42265927
Flip!
That!
Switch!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42265242
You sleep once in the same room and mares think you're a pair, just because we joined together in the same turn too.
At least we didn't sit on the same seat, imagine the shippers
Cute though

>>42265639
>Spoiler
I'd bet Wheely would always be up for a race, even if she wouldn't be as fast as she wished with offroad tyres in a tarmac.
Could race along right besides the track I suppose, blasting Daytona as she went.

>>42265927
Stairs....Wheels oldest enemy...
How good is Denton's sneaking during the day? When whatever's down there is expecting for someone to come down?

>>42266283
>mares think you're a pair,
>think
shipping bros............

>>42266161
>>42266283
DC 14, middle ground from Pen 5 str and Wheels' 2, since can't run being right besides Pennsy. Wouldn't be able to slip from the hold.
.>Image is Wheely right there, right before being plucked with a single leg since the fail was so bad, kek

>>42266306
I mean, I'm going with the LyraBon sitting together joke.
Of course I'm not going to write a detailed action of it like on some of the other posts, probably would derail much of the quest
Still, if fags want to ship that in the background, then I'm not gonna stop them. Just a first reaction, lol

>>42266348
Well I think it's cute and I am glad I decided to foist my new trainhorse upon this CYOA ^c^
....I just wish I could play with my actual electric pennsy, but the train room is still unbuilt...

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>42265927
Dark Flame tries to go downstairs.

>>42266677
>1
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwCtM6D4GOc&ab_channel=DirtyDinghy

>>42266677
Our hero
https://youtu.be/GEPcxs5IIJI

>>42266677
>Rolled 1

Dark flame starts descending the stairs but her coat is so dark that she can't see where her hooves end and the stairs begin. She tumbles down onto the concrete landing.
>20 damage applied to Dark Flame
JC Denton walks after her and flips the lightswitch. The buzzing noise is coming from behind the door.

>>42267244
Is there a keyhole to peep through?

>>42267265
Looking through the peephole, you spot a key on the far wall.
You jiggle the handle of the door, it's unlocked.

>>42267321
Uuh... let's get everyone down here before entering.

>>42267321
This can only go well

>>42267321
aw hell naw what manner of nightmare is he incubating down there

>>42268519
a fresh pair of wings

>>42268692
give them to wheels so she can hover high enough to smooch her train gf

Sorry for the delay
Anyways, everyone else goes down the stairs (Wheels has to be carried down and Horse has some trouble squeezing through the narrow passage).
The party opens the door.

>>42269703
Fascinating progression of methods...
Let's just grab that key before we meet anonfillys fate.

>>42269703
Dark Flame taps on glass.
"Are those fillies still alive?"

>>42269703
Run into the wheel to activate it

>>42269703
That filly's not looking so good. Phil tries PSI Healing γ

>>42269703
Oh my god he's making alicorns

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42269744
>>42269765
>>42269774
>>42269785
You grab the key.
Dark Flame taps on the vat with Anonfillies, they are unresponsive but seem to be breathing.
Wheels hops onto the hamster wheel and starts spinning it. The alternator attached to it spins alongside and starts sparking. The goo in the vats gets a little more opaque.
Phil tries to heal the filly on the floor: DC is 15, bonus of 4

>>42269834
forgot image

>>42269836
Dark Flame inspects blood, maybe she could tell how much time has passed? Well she is an expert at edgy stuff shouldn't be too hard for her to check it out.

>>42269836
sneedbeam stapples wings onto phil's back

>>42269834
Bon is fed up with this crazy shit, she takes the key to go open the chest upstairs.

>>42269836
FASTER WHEELY

>>42269972
>>42270334
>>42270914
>>42271788
Phil reanimates the filly. It stares blankly at him through thick cataracts and drools a little.
Dark Flame swabs the blood with her hoof and gives it a lick. It's no more than a week old.
Sneedbeam tears the wings off of the Anonfilly's back and staples them onto Phil. She pockets the stapler.
>5 damage applied to Phil
Wheely spins the wheel even faster! Sparks shoot everywhere, smoke rises from the machines and the lightbulb glows brighter.

>>42270914
Bon Done goes back up the stairs, key in hoof. She drags the chest out of Larson's bedroom and into the kitchen. When she inserts the key into the padlock and lifts the hinge the roof of the chest opens on its own.

>>42272007
What's in the boooox?

>>42271982
IT'S ALIIIIVE
now what?

>>42272007
uh oh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcR9k8o4I0w
>>42272370
lightbulb

>>42271982
Hiding behind the door at the bottom of the stairs, pennsy calls out that wheels is maybe going a bit too fast...!!

>>42272007
Is it snowpity?

>>42273447
Based

>>42271982
>Phil is now an alicorn
Doesn't look like we can speak to the poor anonfilly, should we still keep her around? Maybe we could chuck her at something?

>Come back
>Everything is in flames
Uh... at least I see wheels is doing what she's best at
She should try and break her wheel speed record, this thing is great for infinite straight runs!

>>42271982
F A S T E R

>>42273825
Poor girl needs thrown in the washing machine

>>42271982
New friend :)
What do zombie fillies eat?

bump

>>42274383
>>42273079

>>42276428

>>42276510
Wheels speeds up, the hamster wheel shakes uncontrollably as its bolts loosen. Arcs of electricity shoot off from the alternator. The vats shatter and spill their contents into the room.
The light of the electricity gets so bright that everyone is blinded for a moment. There is a crashing sound and rubble falling onto the ground in the corner of the room with the hamster wheel. The lights dim and the alternator pours out smoke. When everyone opens their eyes Wheels is gone! The birds from the green vat are flying around with the fillies from the red vat.

>>42276527
Heck. Well, Time to act RedBull's space re-entry.
At least wheels got wings, but couldn't even feel the rattle sign to have a choice to start slowing down...at least no one was hurt...hopefully...

>>42276527
What's going on with Bon?

>>42276428
So true

>>42276510

>>42276510
Wheels jumps from the hamster wheel mid flight and glides to the earth, unharmed. She skids to a stop near a roadside. A car with Larson inside drives by in the direction of his house.

uh oh

>>42276821
Bon Done steps out of the kitchen...

>>42277562
She looks fine to me!

>>42277562
She is SO done...

>>42277513
Oh no...
Wheely will try taking the cross country route, hoping to shortcut and try and reach the house before Larson gets back to warn everyone else

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42277595
DC is 12
bonus of 6

>>42277595
>>42274956
Wheels takes a shortcut through the forest to warn the others, she dodges trees and mounds of dirt. When she emerges through the other end of the forest she has a beehive on her head. The bees sting her!
>5 damage applied to Wheels
Meanwhile, Pennsy stuffs the zombie filly into the washing machine and turns it on...
Wheels crashes through the bathroom window and impacts the washing machine, dislodging the beehive from her head.
>10 damage applied to Wheels
She screams out "Larson is coming!" before skidding out of the bathroom and into the hallway.
The bees pour out of the beehive and fill the bathroom.

>>42277723
Pennsy isn't too sure what to do about the bees since they can't really hurt her, but they sure look angry...
So she picks up the hive... hmm, don't these things belong in a tree?
She heads outside with it, but she's not really sure how to get the hive up into a tree. Throwing it sounds like a bad idea...

>>42277723
Kek these gifs are absolute kino.
How is Bon Done uuuh feeling?

>>42277759
Pennsy grabs the beehive and walks out of the hole into the front of the house. The bees try stinging her but are stopped by her metal plating.
She notices the alicorn skeleton from Larson's basement, it's... moving? It shakes its head at pennsy and rears up, getting ready to charge.

>>42252881 (OP)
This needs some overhaul.
What if yure an unicorn?
Why not magic as well for them?

>>42277876
Anon, what's the name of the show?

>>42277903
Frienship is ma-.....aaaaahhh

Flashkun
Strength 1
Speed 5
Friendship 4

>>42277919
Sry wrong pic

>>42277823
Bon Done looks down at her hooves
She feels fine...

>>42277921
Just as the skeletal alicorn was about to charge at Pennsy, a white car rams into it, sending it flying. The car stops and the passenger door opens, Flashkun steps out of the car and smiles at Larson in the driver's seat
>"Thanks for the ride, Mr. L!"
The bees, sensing that a more fleshy target has come in range, approach Flashkun

>Flashkun's health: 100
>Flashkun's inventory: electric guitar
what trait/skill do you want him to have?

>>42277986
Magic music which supports the allies whenever he plays with the guitar....does that count?

>>42278036
sure

>>42277869
Is it weird that she's not really scared, looking at the lightning-wielding Alicorn skeleton? Is it because a strike of lighting from an everfree storm is what ponified her? Oh Celestia is this what ponies mean when they talk about being hor-
>>42277986
Well, that fixes that problem. Um... Ummm... "g-guys? Don't you wanna come find a new home with me?" she asks, holding up the hive a bit, trying to channel her inner fluttershy. Whoever that is.
>>42277944
Unf she's gonna be a hit with the mares now

>>42277944
Dark Flame goes to Bon Done to check on her.

>>42277723
>>42278669
Wheely will skid in the house, slamming on walls in her rush trying to turn quickly and sending dirt everywhere around from her excursion, but there's more important things to worry than that.
She couldn't stop to properly warn Pennsy, and all those bees...hopefully she got the tip and is putting the house back in place, or something. Maybe getting the bees out hopefully. What will happen if Larson returns and- the spinner!
She makes her way to the basement entrance, thankfully there's a corner instead of barrelling straight down, preparing to slow down early. Stairs, we meet again... but before she even gets in front of it, she notices the black alicorn coming up from it, lowering her head trying to drive under and past her, hoping to not barrel into her.
>"Larson- Larson is coming, we gotta fix..."
Before she can finish, a feeling of dread washes into her, slamming on the wall on the other side with her attention having been pulled away. Where was Bon Done again...?

Our objective is to get to Equestria right? Maybe we can convince Larson to just, come with us? No need to worry about the house, not that anything happened, the house is fine, but Equestria, we can get back, surely no need to check the house.

Is this a bad time to ask who the hell Larson is

>>42278792
I was gonna suggest this too. Larson can go to the land of real winged horses!

>>42279145
The creator of 4chan.org

bump

>>42279793

Let's steal his car

>>42280972
Brad, no

>>42281226
Aww :(

>>42276428
Wonder what those blueprints are

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42278264
DC is 18 for stopping the bees
bonus of 2

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42278792
>>42279158
Well considering smoke is pouring out of his house right now I'd say the DC is 18 for convincing him to join you on the stop like that

>>42282245
Larson steps out of his car at stared slackjawed at his house. He turns to Pennsy and asks
>"What the hell did you do to my house?!"
Pennsy stutters out an incomprehensible excuse about electricity and bees and magic skeletons but is interrupted by the bees flying past her and towards the newcomers.
The bees swarm around and Flashkun and Larson and start stinging. Pennsy's pleading fails to stop them.
>5 damage applied to both for each turn engulfed in bees

>>42278669
Dark Flame walks up to Bon Done (who is staring intently at the wall, slackjawed)
She places a hoof on her shoulder and Bon Done's head snaps to face her, her eyes are bloodshot with pinprick pupils
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Bon Done runs screaming out of the house, Dark Flame follows closely behind her

>>42282409
Dark Flame uses her speed and strength to catch Bon Done and do some WWE tier grip till she calms down. If she fights back violently try to put her to sleep without damaging her too much.

>>42282383
Can pennsy threaten to squash the beehive if they don't stop stinging people or are they not gonna care

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42282425
DC is 12 for catching her, 17 for putting her to sleep

bonus of 5

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42282503
DC is 18, bonus of 2

>>42282558
Dark Flame pounces on Bon Done and casts a sleep spell on her to stop her flailing. She notices something was scribbled onto Bon Done's crown.
Pennsy places her forehooves threateningly on the beehive. The bees don't react.
Larson's face swells up and he falls over in anaphylactic shock

>>42282596
well, I tried

>>42282596
Dark Flame tries to read crown's scribbles.

>>42282596
We're totally stealing the car now

>>42282596
Can Lostget get over here and gas the bees

MeeM

>>42283713
I suppose Pennsy could also just cough a big cloud of smoke at them

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42283713
>>42284424
DC is 10

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42283625
DC for hotwiring it is 12

>>42282817
>>42283625
>>42283713
>>42284424
Dark Flame tries reading the crown, it's random symbols and letters, it looks like a cypher of some kind. This might be useful later. Dark Flame stows the crown.
The rest of the party runs out of the house to see the commotion.
Pennsy gets in position in front of Lostget as she braps so a jet of fire is sprayed at the bees. They are all incinerated and Flashkun is not hit.
Flashkun gets in the car and fails at hotwiring it. He'll need the keys,
Larson's face turns cherry red and his face swells even more. The flame jet has set his bath robe on fire!

>>42284468
oh, and at this point:
>Flashkun's health: 75
>Larson's health: 30 and falling

>>42284468
Uuuh let's get some water and douse Larson. Does he have an epipen or something in the house?

>>42284468
Ummm, quickly, Phil tries to put Larson out with his wet sponge, and casts a healing spell on Larson.

>>42284468
Oh fuck Dark Flame takes Larson and flies him to the hospital.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42284567
rolling for efficacy of healing spell

>>42284468
Whoever took wheels back up the stairs after she went warning, thanks
Is the bee hive safe? Can we throw it away to be sure?

Phil extinguishes the flame on Larson with his sponge and casts a healing spell to stabilize him. He can't find an epipen anywhere on his person.
Flashkun takes the car keys from Larson's pocket and starts the car, everyone piles into the it. Flashkun begins driving to the hospital.
Larson starts flailing around and grunting, making Flashkun swerve a bit

>>42284698
Keep the beehive, someone might get hungry
>>42284863
That poor thing is gonna be slammed to the floor lol

>>42284863
This is what rideshares at cons look like

>>42284863
[What is love starts playing from the back seats]

>>42284863
This is one my favorite image so far, right beside the hamster wheel careening into the ground

>>42284863
Sneedbeam: "Are we there yet?"

>>42285228
oh no who's gonna kiss

>>42286553
>Sneed is between Wheely and Pennsy
Though then again, the song would likely become muffled or echo-y then
On another side, Larson is already in the spirit

>>42286587
Then both of you should kiss Sneed

how are they not getting burnt sitting in a car with an active steam engine shaped like a horse

>>42287084
Put Larson in, maybe it will heal him into a pony

>>42287084
Now that's how you make an entrance.

bump

>>42287084
>"Ponies" back to perfect health
Hopefully that also works for humans with JC, Larson and Brad

>>42287810
>pennsy awkwardly waiting in the lobby
>nurse comes out, smiles, hands her water jug and bag of charcoal
>happy mare whistles

Larson lays asleep on the hospital bed. Nurse Redheart performs her final inspections of the party.
>"You're lucky you came here so quickly! Any later and your friend here would be dead! He has stabilized thanks to the crystal treatment and will recover soon."
>"And... Bon Done, was it? It looks like you suffered a psychotic break, we checked your blood and it seems that you were overdosed on datura, lsd, dmt, and something unidentified all at once. We couldn't think of what to do but you seem to have recovered by now."

>Bon Done has gained the ability to see into the spirit realm
>Everyone in party healed to full health

>>42288874
Okay but his fingers better stay regular length

Off to the side of the reception area, a black coated pony waves the party over. It's Spooky!
>"Hello, flesh-- FRIENDS... have you come to buy more of my wares?"
>"Why am I here? I... 'dispose' of the cadavers here and in return I give the hospital a cut of the profits from this shop."

The party has 45 bits to its name.
>9 volt battery - 5 bits - not sure what this could be used for but it makes fun tingles when you place it on your tongue
>zinc supplement - 10 bits - ...
>finger box - 15 bits - only characters with fingers can use this item
>snazzy fedora - 30 bits - the ladies can't resist it
>bone flute - 40 bits - summons a gaggle of tiny skeleponies to defend you

>>42288964
>finger box
Holy shit I used to have one of those
Good times

>>42288964
Pennsy gasps, squeeing out "Spooky!!" as she runs up to the counter, rearing up to put her front hooves on it in such a way that the wood is only broken kinda a bit but not too bad it'll buff out probably ok?
"I haven't seen you in ages! I thought a timberwolf finally took YOUR bones!" she says, giggling to herself at the joke.
It would make some sense that they knew each other, they looked similarish... both had ties to he everfree forest... and also Pennsy didn't even have a skeleton to be potentially stolen, so she was surprisingly comfortable befriending the spookious spooker.

The only item she seems to take an interest in is the 9v battery, but only slightly. She has her own Dynamo and all...

>>42288964
I have plenty of charm already and dont need the snazzy to get some bitches for ya all.
So thats out of qestion

>>42288964
The zinc supplements kind of fill me with dread, but I kinda wanna know how much damage a tsunami of cum can do

>>42288964
The bone flute sounds useful. Maybe Bon can use it to further her necromancer career now that she already has spirit powers.
What are the limits of the flute?

>>42288964
Can we buy Spooky?

bump

>>42289939
>What are the limits of the flute?
There is a limited number of skeleponies in total that can be resummoned for each encounter. By default they will only be hostile towards enemies, but it is possible to aggro them accidentally.
Also, they have a little skelepony union and they won't work for you if you violate their labor rights.
>>42290196
>picrel after asking the question

>>42290625
Are the skeletons going to be angry if pennsy tries to hug them (can a skeleton be burnt by hot metal?)

>>42290705
It depends on the skelepony, some of them might not like it.

>>42290625
>Picrel
Is that a maybe?

>>42290723
Aww :(

If there are no objections, buy the flute

>>42290625
>>42290808
she looks like she fucks human men

>>42291042
alright, we're buying the flute
anything else you want to do before you leave?

>>42291669
Sneedbeam tries to convince Spooky to go with them!

>>42290625
I just got an idea. Can I trade the glass for my jack back? I was hoping for the team to use those bits instead of just being without Wheels' trusty lifter

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42291951
DC is 18
Bonus of 3
>>42292004
Spooky agrees to give you the jack for a discount (5 bits total) if you also give her the glass

>>42292264
Wheels is going to scrunch, but if the extra money isn't needed she's taking it back

Satisfied with their purchases, they party gets squeezes back into the car.
They head for "The Fields of GR15", past the catalog and off of page 10. The car slows, then stops. It's out of gas.
The party will have to walk the rest of the way out of /mlp/.

Satisfied with their purchases, the party squeezes back into the car.
They head for "The Fields of GR15", past the catalog and off of page 10. The car slows, then stops. It's out of gas.
The party will have to walk the rest of the way out of /mlp/.

>>42292575
I do believe cyoa anon is sick of our shit lads

>>42292592
I'm kind of confused about the phrasing of >>42292277
Did you mean Wheels takes the glass back or the jack back?

>>42292599
I have no idea I am not wheelsanon

>>42292599
The jack, sorry

>>42292575
Maybe Sneedbeam could sense some fancy german cars around?

>>42292575
Then I guess we walk.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

The party climbs out of the car and walks into the darkness.
Even with the light from Pennsy's dynamo the party stumbles around a bit.
Eventually they reach the top of a concrete hill. They look down onto the gate of /mlp/. Searchlights scan the road leading up to the gate.

>>42293436
DC is 13

>>42294692
Aww, Pennsy's eye-lights flicker a little bit when she's scared, it's kinda cute in a weird way.
"You guys sure this is a good idea...?" she asks.

Just thought, we shoulda stolen the car battery from the car lol

>>42294692

>>42295293
Oh no

Stepping back a bit, the party brainstorms how to aproach this issue.
Pennsy lights up the ground just before the hill of debris.
Phil absently tries to practice with his newfound wings. A few experimental little flaps of the wings sting a little and a big flap lifts him up a few inches but sends a jolt of hot pain near the staples where the wings are connected to his torso.
Bon hears quiet whispers under her hooves. They are unintelligible but she can distinguish between a few different voices.

>>42296021
Bon puts her ear to the marehole cover and listens in.

bump

>>42296021
Sneedbeam checks on Phil's wings maybe she would need to staple a bit more to make them more stable.

>>42296710

>>42296113
Bon Done leans down and presses her ear to the marehole cover. She can very faintly hear two ponies arguing:
>"Nope, not happening."
>"I stood sentry for you 3 times! What could possibly be so important that you can't stand in for me today?!"

Bon looks up at the party.
>"There's somepony down there!"
The noises from behind the marehole cover stops. Then a faint shuffling is heard.
A few moments later the marehole cover is thrown off and Bon is dragged into the darkness!

>>42296988
Oh shid oh fuck!!!

>>42296988
Oh no-
Wheels, will quickly rush to the hole, sadly too slow and missing bon's.
She tries looking through the deep dark, not seeing anything, deciding to honk down the hole. Although, she's no bat...but the echo is fun at least if it's a big hole.
Don't do it OP, there's no oil on the ground. She does not slip and falls in.

>>42296988
Pennsy creeps close to the hole, crouched so that she can't be easily grabbed, then she peers down inside...

>>42297093

>>42297549
Fuck, something lit it up as she honked!
She'll scram back and away, as if spooked by her own reverb, only to see Pennsy blinking and crouching low towards it too. Must have been her eyes that lit it...
Calming down and sliding back to it slightly, so Pennsy can look down the hole as well, she'll pass on that it seems to be some kinda room? Though she couldn't see much there, nor did she see Bons

>>42296988
oh no we gotta save her

>>42297174
Pennsy can't spot anything important...

>>42297915
Time to enter holes we never have boys

>Meanwhile, Bon Done's POV
Bon Done flails and kicks and bites at the air. She can't see, someone has placed a burlap sack over her head and they are dragging her across the floor. After a while she is thrown onto a hard concrete floor, she hears a door close behind her and the sack is ripped off of her head.
She blinks in the harsh light and when she tries to turn around she is stopped by a knife snaking around to press against her neck.

>"How did you find us? Are you one of the jannies spies?! WERE YOU FOLLOWED?! Answer me or I'll cut your head off!"

>>42297915
"I-It's just a table with playing cards down there... s-should we go after her"

>>42298085
Bon tells this guy his(?) yelling is annoying and if he didn't want random ponies stumbling into whatever this is he and his friends should learn to be quieter.

>>42296021
>Phil's wings work
Unexpected but welcome surprise

The jannies spies...wait, this is perfect. BonBon is Milky Way's cousin, so if she's there she could play for Bons side and if not she could mention the hardship her overly built cous has to go through with those guys

>>42298453
This is supposed to be a question, basically if the rest of the party is willing, down they go!
Either put Pennsy at the front to light up the way, or at the back so that the others don't have to breathe in any smoke.

>>42298453
>>42300195
One after another, the party climbs down the marehole and onto the table, carefully stepping off onto the floor. Pennsy shuffles in place, nervously glancing at the other party members, hoping that one will take the lead. They all look at her in silence and she relents, dimly lighting the way.
They enter a narrow hallway. Dark Flame spots a lightswitch and flips it. The lights flicker on, revealing that the hallway is a dead end.
At the end of the hallway there is a hole in the floor with a ladder sticking out. To the left there is a vending machine and a door which seems to lead to a maintenance closet.
With the room lit up, Phil takes the opportunity to walk back to the room to the table. He grabs some betting cash that was left there.
>5 bits gained

>>42298648
>>42299617
Bon Done grits her teeth and shouts
>"Shut up already! You're screeching right in my ear!" If you didn't want somepony finding this place you should've shut your damn mouth!

The pony behind Bon growls and presses the knife closer to Bon's throat
>"QUIET! You'll only speak when I ask you to! Now, I'll give you one last chance to answer me: ARE. YOU. A. SPY?"

Right as Bon is about to retort the door opens and a new voice pipes up
>"Tracy! What are you doing?!"

>"I'm jus-"

>"The boss told you not to 'interrogate' ponies anymore! Let that poor mare go!"

"Tracy" hesistates, then slowly lowers her knife. Derpy looks at Bon with one of her eyes, the other scans the far wall
>"Sorry about that. Please excuse her, we're all a little stir crazy down here. Ummm, what's your name?"

>"Bon Done. And to answer your friend's question, no, I am not a spy for the jannies. I HATE jannies! Hell, they banned my cousin Milky just for having big teats!"

Tracy looks at Bon incredulously
>"Milky, as in Milky Way? You know her?"

>>42300481
shit it's the 4cc team, better not tell them about what we did to larson

reminder that if someone has abandoned their character you can play as them

>>42300255
What's everyone's health at currently? Anypony want some funyuns?

>>42301496
They're all topped up from the hospital visit.
I have a some more difficult encounters planned so I figured it was the right call

>>42300481
Bon gives her a flat stare.
>The milkmare of Trottingham? Like I said, she's my cousin. Now are you going to stab me or let me go?

>>42301496
>Anypony want some funyuns?
You walk over to the vending machine. Inside you can see a bag of chips, a roll of gum, bacon flavored soda, and a hand grenade.

The party currently has 5 bits

>>42301496
>Anypony want some funyuns?
You walk over to the vending machine. Inside you can see a bag of chips, a roll of gum, bacon flavored soda, and a hand grenade.

The party currently has 5 bits

>>42301639
Tracy cringes and steps back from Bon Done. Derpy smiles at Bon and waves her hoof over.
>"We gotta introduce you to the boss first. Come on, we'll give you a tour!"
Bon Done joins Derpy up the steps and into a hallway. Tracy follows closely behind and scowls at Bon whenever she looks behind her.
Derpy points through the windows on the left wall.
>"That's the workshop. Verity is working on our uhh... 'murder van', as Tracy calls it."
>"We smuggle ponies past the board's gate. We have a tunnel system that leads to The Interboard. It's not safe out there but a lot of ponies pay for the privilege."
>"I'm surprised you got so close to our compound, we usually pick up newcomes from page 10 and drive them blindfolded to us. That marehole you came in through is only an emergency exit."

>>42301852
So who's this boss? And what do you know about Milky? Also, do you know Larson?

>>42301682
Phil spends the five bits on said snacks, passing them out to bon done, wheely, and sneed

>>42302182
imagine CYOA anon introducing Milky and she is just black square

>>42302583
As long it's not OP, you can post the mare Anon
And well, as long her pride and money makers aren't showing either

>>42302586
Nah, they delete threads if you spam Milky. Might be because of the faggot OP, but who knows?

>>42302655
I recommend lurking

>>42302700
nah, i like figuring out stuff on my own

>>42302731
That is the entire point of lurk moar.

>>42302752
i meant it more as hearing it randomly during a discussion and not browsing decade old threads it just makes me depressed nowadays

>>42302731
>>42302846
Anon...

>>42302731
Retard

>>42302731
Genius

>>42302355
Phil inserts the bits into the coin slot, selects the items, and watches as the gum and chips fall into the collection tray. The Soda, however, gets stuck. It is just barely hanging by the coil, it could probably be dislodged with some shaking. Phil collects the other two items.
>Item CHEEZ YUMZ added to inventory
>Item Long Wang's Reconstituted Horse Paste added to inventory

>>42303606
If someone is willing to be ready to catch the soda bottle, Pennsy can give the machine a gentle (at least gentle for her) shove

>>42303606
is that a fucking grenade?

>>42303655
"Hey guys whats the problem in here?"

>>42303655

>>42303914
Oh no-
Wheely in her quick reflexes, will try and put her head inside, bit the bottle and not even remove her head, but just drive backwards full blast, the driving being what she pulls her head out of there with.
She'll probably hit her head while going back and drive on the far back wall in the best of outcomes, but if Pennsy wants her drinks might as well try to help.
3-5 seconds right?
>Less than half a second reaction,
>A second to drive up to it and slam on it
>One or two seconds to find and bite the bottle then speed away
Easy....right?

>>42303960
No no no, Wheely, your previous rolls...

>>42303973
>Ib4 the opening is too high for her low rider tiny self
It's fine, surely, certainly, I hope, maybe...

I mean, it is inside and not the best with the negative modifier, but
1: As long there's nothing to blow the tyres, it's just the usual spin to win on inroom areas. There's not even any corners to worry of, I think
2: All those fails are setting for a future win. Can't fail forever, surely, certainly, I hope, maybe......

>>42302182
Bon Done glances at Derpy
>"So, uh, who's this 'boss'? An-"
Tracy barks from behind her
>"Shut it. You'll see."
Derpy leads Bon to an ornate door at the end of the hallway. She opens it and stands aside.
Tracy pushes Bon past the threshold and shuts the door.
A pony sits in huge chair facing away from Bon, cigar in hoof. For a few minutes, there is silence. Then, a raspy, feminine laugh echoes throughout the study.
>"Bonny! I thought I'd never see you again! What's it like in Ponyville, eh?"
Her tone darkens
>"I must admit that I would've had you killed if I didn't know you. We can't afford to take any chances here. Good thing you came alone, huh?"

>"..."

>"I know that you don't have the cash for our services"
The mare takes a long drag of her cigar.
>"But to tell the truth... my kids have been itching to ditch this hole for a while now."
>"I'll let you join us when we drive out into The Interboard. But... you have to do us a favor."
>"Our tunnels aren't wide enough to drive through, and the gate's security is tight. Verity has an explosive charge in her shop, I want you to plant it in the control system of the gate's defenses. She'll tell you the rest. What do you say?"

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42303960
>>42304000
DC is 15 for flawless execution
Bonus of 4

>>42304064
also the rest of you might want to take some preventative action before the grenade blows us

>>42304056
>Why me? Do I look like a secret spy or something? Crazy eyes with the knives looks more suitable.

>>42304068
>blows us
*up, kek

>>42304070
Anon... Bon works for S.M.I.L.E. in the show, secret agent and all the shit for infiltration. How Milky would know I don't know, but I guess you can try playing that card. If everything fails and OP sends you in, I guess the new senses might come handy, hopefully.

>>42304064
Woo.
After the blast, have Wheely slowly roll up to Pennsy, holding the bottle up in her mouth and swishing her tail
She'll be rolling to Phil for her snack after, since she acted before grabbing it and having her mouth full for that. She's not one to save on calories with how much she uses...

On another point, should we be worried about warning """them"""?

>>42304122
>Bon works for S.M.I.L.E. in the show
That was the joke, anon.

>>42302731
You poor brave fool

>>42303914
>Phil take off his sponge
>He uses the rest of his horn polish
>He casts a shield around the vending machine in hopes to contain the blast
>???
I really hope this works, by the way should I be making my own roll or wait for OP? What would be better?

>>42304141
Oh, derp

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42304202
I do the rolls, sometimes I'll grant things without a roll. Setting the thresholds is another form of control for me so the quest's direction is not entirely RNG
>Phil hurriedly tears the sponge off of his horn and slathers it with the horn polish
DC is 13
Bonus of 6
>1/3 of horn polish tub left

>>42303914
Oh celestia oh fuck pennsy did not plan for this she just wanted to scam the machine out of a drink and offer it to someone who could actually drink it

>>42304230
Makes sense I just had to make sure

>>42303960
>>42304202
more later, gotta sleep

>>42305146
Phil is kind of cute there.

wait

>>42305146
Oh no

>>42302586
muh jerb

The party slowly wakes up. Despite the ringing in their ears they can hear a klaxon sounding under the floorboards. A huge hole has been torn in the side of the compound, steam rises through the cracks of the rubble of where the floor underneath the vending machine used to be. Phil and Wheely, who were the only ones to not hug the far wall, are nowhere to be seen. Lostget and Sneedbeam are also missing, but pained groans from down the hole with the ladder indicate that they've been blasted downstairs.
>15 damage applied to everyone but Bon Done, Phil, and Wheely

>>42306653
Pennsy coughs up some cinder-laden smoke, looking a bit... woozy? The sudden pressure change in the confined space did /not/ feel very good.

Under the floor, Phil and Wheely come to. They are in the dark, the only light being a red siren on the ceiling. Their path to the right is blocked by the explosion's debris. The heat of the explosion has parched Phil and his sponge.
>25 damage applied to Phil and Wheely

>>42306751
Wheels will freeze up, staring at the red light. Surely it will turn green anytime now.
Also ow

>>42306751
better image

Sneedbeam and Lostget look around. Their path to the left is blocked by debris and there is a large vent cover on the wall.

>>42306756
kek i love that carbrained little doofus

Meanwhile in Verity's workshop:
>"-nd punch in the code. The jannies should be loo-"
The shop shakes and the lights flicker, a few tools clatter to the floor. A distant alarm sounds.
Verity is startled for a moment, then hands Bon Done the explosive charge.
>"I have to go!"
She gallops out of the workshop. Bon Done is alone. She looks around: there is a hatch to the tunnel system and cloth hanging over the entrance to the workshop.

I'd like to know where you (the players) stand on killing off your characters
When I started my plan was that a few would die over time from accumulated damage (and new characters could take their place) but now I'm unsure if that would be popular

>>42307543
I guess the easiest solution is to kill off characters that have been abandoned

>>42307571
and/or heroic sacrifice type shit

>>42307543
Phil can die, since he's been abandoned, if it happens it happens. Also it will probably be really funny if he suffocates lol

>>42307853
I haven't abandoned Phil, just been busy
It's funny seeing what others do with him as well

>>42306948
Bon peeks out behind the curtain. She should probably go help before her companions are found.
Do we need a roll call for who's still around? I think Pennsy, Wheely, Bon and Phil players are around at least.

>>42307921
Bon Done peeks her out outside of the workshop. The lights are off and she can't see anypony in the hallway. The bosses office is to the right and the closet she was interrogated in is behind the door to the left. That should mean that she was taken there further left down the hallway.
She hears the pile of trash bags shuffling slightly.

>>42307937
*taken there from

>>42307937
Poke the trash bags.

>>42307957
Bon Done pokes the pile of trash bags a few times. A giant rat pounces out onto her!

>>42307993
AAAAAA KICK IT OFF KICK IT OFF

>>42307543
I'm fine with it, things happen, ponies die. If there's no weight behind decisions then the decisions become meaningless. And I mean for currently active players too

>>42307921
Sneedbeam and Brad posts too I'm sure, though for the latter, instead of acting on the quest, sometimes he seems to just want to interact with others(?)

>>42307993
The giant rat who makes all the rules- Wait, does it mean that if she kills it she'll become the rat queen? She already has the crown too.

>>42307861
Oh snap my bad

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42308011
DC is 10
bonus of 5

>>42308996
While she holds the giant rat's face back with her forehooves, Bon Done expertly maneuvers her hind legs under its midsection and bucks hard. The rat is sent flying out of sight, squeaking all the way.

>>42308996
Do you use a random site to determin it?
Its lame if you always come up with it yourself

Should the difficulty of stepping on a roach be 15+ because a random site said so?

>>42309087
Yes.
Gotta get lucky if your stat is to low.
Its not fun if you cheat everything to be easy.

>>42309087
make lostget sit on the roach it won't stand a chance

>>42309079
>Do you use a random site to determin it?
No. I've been setting the thresholds based on how "difficult" I determine the action to be.
I realize now that me trying to creep up the average threshold has lead to some silliness like >>42309087
I could stop setting thresholds and just use the rolls as a measure of the action's "degree of success", so a perfect roll would be a flawless execution, imperfect rolls could kind of satisfy the action but with some caveats, etc
What do you think?

>>42309015
Bon heads towards the noise where she believes the others are.
>>42309121
I think that's cool, degrees instead of success/fail

>>42309121
That kind of thing is fun! Like having 0-10 be "fail" and 11-20 be "success" but with varying levels of side effects, or mishaps, or whatever that comes along.
For example, rolling a 9 could be somepony successfully stepping on the roach, but then they slip and fall down. And an 11 could be that they step on it, but now the roaches will always see them as an enemy...
Idk, I'm really used to story driven roleplays without dice rolls, I should really start using them more often though. Would make things fun.

>>42309121
Isnt it kind a cheating since you decide what the dice will land on?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42309217
not op but he doesn't decide the dice result, if you put dice+1d20 in the option field, 4chan rolls for you

Rolled 7 (1d20)

Rolling for fun

>>42309153
Bon heads to the left. She can hear the voices of Phil and Wheely beyond the door at the far end of the hallway to her right.
Directly ahead of her is a ladder leading up through the roof. She hears a lot of commotion there.

>>42309321
She checks the door first to see if it opens.

>>42309372
She trots up to the door, there is a control terminal to the side of it

>>42309451
1: episode 7 season 1, dragonshy
2: a rapist
3: around 3.8 billion

>>42309451
>May The Best Pet Win
>A molester
>google says about 3,873,000
Bon ,knows this by looking into the spirit world for answers, I suppose.

>>42310140
She has an Alexa hidden in her mane doesn't she

bumpa

where is the porn of pennsy's plump metal pony pussy I can no longer be sustained by Plones alone

>>42311771
Anon I will kill you to death

>>42312056

>>42309725
>>42310140
https://youtu.be/o2ObCoCm61s?t=15

There are scraping and squeaking sounds coming from the vent next to Sneedbeam and Lostget

Two ropes fall into sight from over the roof. Two jannies in uniform rappel down. One aims its smg at the party, the other waves its stun baton around.
>"FREEZE!"

>>42312353
Crap better do what they say, I imagine they have a distinctly high power level.

>>42312353
Quick, Brad! Charm them and tell them you're a friend. /mlp/ jannies love EQG.
>>42312349
Lostget should brap into the vent.

>>42312645
I second lostget letting loose a big one into the vent

Pennsy leaves her lights off for now, she doesn't want to make herself a target....

>>42312284
>"Oh, hi there Bon. I knew following the red signal was the right choice." Wheels will say, slowly moving to Bon herself and the more lit area
Wheely will then tell her that the gang came down to search for her, the explosion, and that they're probably right above us, before asking where she went to. She moved faster than a drunkyard in a school zone and we couldn't find any trace of her...

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42312645

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42312746

>>42313400
Lostget tries to fumigate the vent. The thing inside the vent screeches and throws itself against the duct walls. The vent cover flies off and a giant rat bites onto Lostget's ass. The brap cloud dissipates into the larger room. Sneedbeam's eyes water.

It always comes back to farts

>>42313396
The janny with the smg squints his eyes at Brad, then looks at Dark Flame and Pennsy. He tilts his head back for a moment then gestures for his companion to lower his baton. The other janny relunctantly stops swinging their baton in the air, his shoulders slump.
>"You scum don't have any ban reports... fresh blood I take it?"
The baton wielding janny stutters
>"W-what are you d-d-doing? S-shoot them!"
The janny with the smg smacks the other janny over the head
"They could know where Milky is, nimrod!"
He levels his smg back at the party
"You! Follow us. And don't try any funny business."

"Y-yeah or we'll f-f-fu-f-FUCK YOU UP!"

>>42313396
The janny with the smg squints his eyes at Brad, then looks at Dark Flame and Pennsy. He tilts his head back for a moment then gestures for his companion to lower his baton. The other janny relunctantly stops swinging his baton in the air, his shoulders slump.
>"You scum don't have any ban reports... fresh blood I take it?"
The baton wielding janny stutters
>"W-what are you d-d-doing? S-shoot them!"
The janny with the smg smacks the other janny over the head
>"They could know where Milky is, nimrod!"
He levels his smg back at the party
>"You! Follow us. And don't try any funny business."

>"Y-yeah or we'll f-f-fu-f-FUCK YOU UP!"

>>42307543
Sneedbeam here, just came back from the vacation I am fine with characters dying.

>>42313479
"is that what a furry is?" pennsy whispers, glancing from the poster to the two jannies.

>>42313496
I will cry if any of the mares die

>>42313423
Foolish rat, it is now directly in the path of the next earth shattering fart

>>42313479
I am sure Aryblob will come to rescue us...

>>42313496
I will die if any mares cry

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42314798

>>42315837
Lostget braps again, completely filling the room. The giant rat falls onto its back, gasping and clawing at its throat. Sneedbeam shuts her eyes tightly and coughs.

>>42315852
Lul I hope the methane cloud doesn't make it to the other room where one of the ponies is a walking and talking ignition source

I'm not sneedanon or lostgetanon but this looks like a good time for sneed to kill the rat

>>42313479
The party crawls topside. The janny with the smg addresses you
>"You're probably wondering why I didn't shoot you on sight. My squad was just about to breach your compound and permaban you all, but the capture of Milky Way has been deemed a top priority. If you point to us which room to plant the explosives over to capture her, we will only give you a 3 year ban, how does that sound?"

>>42315976
He slides a paper over to you
>"The charge cannot be planted in a spot that allows her to escape. She must either be trapped or flushed out to the surface."

>>42315976
Our compound? We were just trying to get some snacks, and then the snack machine blew up. If anything, we disabled a trap they probably made for you.

>>42315976
>>42316036
"Yeah... sorry about the snack machine..." the steamare mumbles. "But we came from... well... our car broke down..."
the glowing eyes is so pretty I love this creature

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>42316036
>>42316141
speech check

>Flash whispers
>"Dammit, i dont wanna get banned for a stupid snackomat failing. Its only a few jannies right now and i have a plan.
I will go alone a few meters away from the group. Then i use my guitar and play so loudly that they have to look at me and ask whats going on?
And while all of them are looking at me, you guys get something and knock their heads out. Does that soubd like a plan?

>>42316164
>>42316173
>"This isn't our compound, we just found this place accidentally"

>"You expect me to believe that? Even if that were true you are still technically trespassing"
While the two are talking, Flash creeps around the rubble.
"If you can't help us then I see no reason why we shouldn't permaban you right now"
The janny with the stun baton perks up and taps the shoulder of the janny speaking
"C-can I beat em now, boss?"
Flash strums his electric guitar. The jannies turn to face him.
>+3 bonus on any rolls in the next turn

>>42316210
Go go go, Pennsy and Denton can tag team the nearest one while Horse and Dark Flame charge the other one!

>>42316289
Time to flash this up!
>Flash plays a song that boosts his allies str (If the +3 was tge str boost then make it a critical hit percentage boost instead).

>>42316289
Better for denton and pennsy to get the further one, and let horse and dark flame get the closer one, otherwise gun janny would just shoot anyone going for his friend, no?
>Pennsy doesn't like fighting, but she learned an awful lot about it, decades ago.
>It had been a cold, cold winter, and the coal mine she visited for fuel had flooded, then frozen over.
>She didn't want to resort to dismantling the buildings in the abandoned mining town that she made her home...
>It was then that the Timberwolves decided to attack.
>Getting the first one was easy, it came right to her. By the time she started ripping pieces off, the creature's fate had been sealed, and its attempts to escape worthless.
>Timberwolf wood was old and dry, perfect for burning, unlike all of the still-living trees.
>Prey became predator that winter, as a lone Steampony hunted down timberwolves for their wooden, flammable bounty.
>To this day, ponies venturing into the everfree are told to add a chunk of coal to their campfires, so that Timberwolves will avoid the smoke, but nopony really knows why.
>I should really finish that fic I was writing about her, that stuff is part of it...
Anyway! Bullets won't do much while an electrical shock might, so Pennsy goes for the gun-toting Janny.
Her plan is to grab the weapon in her teeth, rip it out of his hands, then spin around to deliver a steam-powered buck!
(Unless denton wants to go for the gun and leave the bone-shattering to her? idk lul)

>>42316384
>>I should really finish that fic I was writing about her, that stuff is part of it...
you should, it sounds interesting

>>42316451
I want to! The story is kinda a collection of scenes from her life, it goes from the day she's 'created' during an everfree storm, then to the time she meets another oc of mine, who later on invites her to a train museum in canterlot, where he's asked one of his friends who works there to replace all of the display engines with every single copy of the model 6-8-6 that they have. The idea being, she feels like Equestria just forgot about her, and doesn't care. Which is half true- the steam engine that became her WAS abandoned in a town that was eventually absorbed by the everfree, however, there exist thousands of little tiny electric versions of her all across Equestria, so they very much did not forget about her in that sense. It's supposed to be a kinda cute and feelsy type of fic.

>>42316459
Oh and obviously it dives into the timberwolf incident lol
Pay no mind to the complete tag, it's all or nothing with my fics these days, either it gets finished and published or it don't.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42316289
>>42316384
rolling for denton and pennsy (bonus of 3)

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>42316481
and rolling for horse and dark flame

>>42316485
>dark flame gets two 1s in a row

>>42316481
So the 2 jannies are dead.
>>42316485
Our party members are dead.
How do we save em?

>nat 20 followed by nat 1
DISCORD STOP FUCKING WITH OUR CAMPAIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42316481
>>42316485
Pennsy and JC Denton rush at the janny with the smg. He fires his weapon into Pennsy but most of the bullets are stopped by her metal body. She spins around and bucks the janny in the chest, they lost control of their weapon and fire harmlessly into the air. JC Denton comes up to the janny's side and jabs him with his stun prod. Pennsy feels a few small objects rattling around in her head, they must be the bullets, it doesn't feel like they hit anything important
>40 damage applied to smg janny (out of 50 health total)

Horse gallops up to the other janny but he leaps up onto Horse's back and smacks its flank with his stun prod. Horse panics and tramples over Dark Flame, who was following close by.
>"YEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAW!"
>5 damage applied to Horse
>15 damage applied to Dark Flame

>>42316626
can pennsy spit her stolen bullets at the other janny looney-tunes style?

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>42316648
sure why not

>>42316355
>The song in question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7ytDeSJ3f0
Not flash by the way, but with him taking the attention with the starting riff and boosting everyone to battle feels fitting

Meanwhile, the gas is dispersing, but Sneedbeam vomits all over the still-twitching rat's tail.

>>42316731

Phil is feeling very parched. He constantly licks his cracked lips and looks hungrily at the scarce condensation on a pipe running along the roof.
There's an odd smell coming from a vent to the side/

>>42316754
NO

>>42316760
Bon bucks the vent cover off. Let's reunite with the stink squad before checking out that door we opened.

>>42316355
I always wondered. What IS the purpose of making fake transparent pngs?

>>42316760
Where are Phil's wings?

>>42317325
forget you ever saw anything

>>42317354
when u go out of bounds in that spongebob game

>>42317354
oh no Phil can't breathe

>>42317354
Kek
I like you OP

>>42316648
>>42316661
Pennsy spits the bullets at the janny riding Horse. Two of them bounce off of his armor but one hits his eye. He squeals and frantically smacks Horse's backside with his stun baton. Horse gallops towards Pennsy and Denton at full speed.
The smg wielding janny takes the opportunity to spin around and slug JC Denton right in the face.
Dark Flame gets up from the ground.
>5 damage applied to stun baton janny (out of 50 health total)
>5 damage applied to Horse
>10 damage applied to JC Denton

>>42317161
Bon Done bucks the vent cover off and sticks her head in the duct to call for Sneedbeam and Lostget.
Lostget manages to scramble into the vent with some help from Sneedbeam. The two crawl around two corners before they see the end of the vent. Sneedbeam tries to hurry up but the vent is very gradually getting narrower https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_KGByVG7n8
She finally gets stuck right at the end of the duct. No matter how hard she pulls herself with her forehooves her ass won't budge.

>>42318507
>Sneedbeam tries to hurry up
*Lostget tries to hurry up

Sneedbeam tries to help Lostget get out but it's like pushing against a brick wall.

>>42318510
SNEED GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE SHE BLOWS
>>42318409
Since the janny turned around to punch Denton, Pennsy takes the opening to deliver another good kick!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42318755
>captcha is literally ka-pow

>>42318507
Wheels will raise an eyebrow, not sure if the party will want to go with BonDone or regroup, yet, rolling her eyes behind the glass and going over to bite on Lyra's foreleg, powering backwards with all four wheels to try and bring her over. Noticing it being futile at first, she'll get closer so Lyra can wrap her hooves against her neck instead, that way she doesn't need to limit her biting and pulling strength, able to put more power down without risking hurting with all the grip she can manage.
And sure, she's wondering where they're coming from, but also happy that the red light lessened. I mean, there's no green or yellow, but it should be fine to go now. If anything, she's just waiting for the team to decide what to do, because otherwise, her only thought is just leaving out the door Bon's opened to see what's out there...

>>42318510
Sneedbeam wants some fresh air, maybe she should buck Lostget's ass

>>42319112
Oh dear celestia

>>42319112
@Grok bass boost the bass boosted version of the extremelly bass-y poot. Also get a horse revival kit while at it

Rolled 7, 10 = 17 (2d20)

>>42319131
>>42319199

>>42318755
>>42319112
Pennsy tries to get another kick in but her hooves fall just short. The janny turns back to her and fires directly into Pennsy's torso!
>*click* *click*
He's out of ammo but there are now multiple holes in Pennsy shooting out jets of boiling hot water.
>10 damage applied to Pennsy and her boiler's water level is rapidly depleting

The janny riding Horse grabs the stunned JC Denton by the scruff of his neck and holds him in place atop Horse.
>"Y-you're coming with me b-b-boy!"
The janny directs Horse to start summiting the pile of concrete.

>>42319131
>>42319199
>>42319448

>>42319694
Yay! Can we hear the fighting happening, is it close enough to get to fast?

>>42319704
The way Bon Done came in from is blocked by the rubble from the explosions and it would be difficult to get Lostget back through the vent.
There is a ladder in the hallway that goes up through the roof. Maybe it leads to the surface.

>>42319714
Let's have a peek at the roof and see if we can save our frens, then finally check out that password room.

>>42319727
Phil uses his telekinesis to lift Bon Done's up the ladder.
Right as Bon's head is lifted above the hole in the roof, two bullets whizz right past her head and into the wall behind her! Reflexively she curls herself up and motions for Phil to bring her down.
From the little she saw, the room is a garage, there is a van there and two ponies shooting through the open garage door. The stray bullets must have come from whatever they are shooting at.
The party decides to check out the door first.
There is a gun rack on the wall behind the door, it looks like some of the guns have already been taken, although there is still a shotgun and a revolver. There is no loose ammo anywhere.
>Shotgun, 6 rounds, double shot capability
>Revolver, 6 rounds

>>42319754
Sneedbeam looks at firearms' triggerguards and her hooves.

>>42319768
oh yeah
well maybe there's a hacksaw in verity's workshop

>>42319754
Bon grabs the shotgun. I'm sure she's pissed off enough to find a way to pull the trigger.

>>42319503
Well, that takes Pennsy out of the fight for now...
Like every videogame that ever involves pipes of hot steam and bullshit hit detection, the Janny might regret that, but right now Pennsy has much bigger problems.
She's used boiler sealer before, it's a powder that she dumps down her throat and chases with a bunch of water, but she doesn't have any with her.
Of course, there _is_ an Alicorn present... She calls out to dark flame, asking her to patch the holes before she loses too much!

Alternately, she could pull two bolts from her body and use them to plug the holes.
Wouldn't be perfect, but it'd probably hold until the party can either find boiler sealer, a machine shop, or something else to fix her.

>>42319947
>"NOT IF I CAN STOP IT"!
Flash uses his guitar to boost his own dexterity and then jumps towards the horseriding janny to kick him out of the horse and occupy the mount for himself.

>>42320060
pennsy no!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42319947

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42320060

>>42319947
>>42320060
>>42320925
>>42320930
Dark Flames applies a constant pressure to Pennsy's body, keeping the water contained. She can't do anything else with her magic while maintaining this barrier.
Flash leaps onto Horse, causing it to rear up, throwing the janny and JC Denton off the other side of the rubble.

>>42321035
"I-If you can keep that up, I'll owe you my life!" Pennsy says, smiling nervously at DarkFlame.
But with a whip crack SFX and a horsified, metallic growl, she turns back to gun-janny.
No more kicks! This time she picks up a large chunk of concrete, and hurls it at the janny.
If she misses, well, there's a lot more chunks to throw.
I was also considering she has a timberwolf PTSD episode, but ripping gun janny into pieces and stuffing him in her boiler sounds kinda traumatizing for the rest of the party lol

>>42321035
JC Denton and the stun baton janny roll down the hill. When they reach the bottom they hear bullets whizzing over their heads.
There is a dead janny with a bullet wound in his head to the right and a lot of gunshots coming from the open garage door behind rubble as well as a position further right.
>5 damage applied to stun baton janny and JC Denton

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>42321174

>>42321174
>>42321257
Pennsy nails the janny with a sizeable piece of rubble. His skull caves in and he dies instantly.
>40 damage applied to smg wielding janny (dead)

>>42321299
L4D2_TANK_THROW_ROCK_SFX.mp3

bump

>>42321254
Pretty sure Denton anon hasn't been around since the start, so he's free real estate.
He checks out the garage door first.

>>42321299
Hell yeah fuck em up girl

'con Bap

>>42322380
Denton climbs atop the rubble to get a better view of the garage door.
A report of gunfire crack out and Denton falls back down. He has 3 bullet wounds in his torso but his body armor has rendered the wounds mostly superficial.
The baton wielding janny jumps onto him.
>20 damage applied to JC Denton

Since I won't be able to run this CYOA this weekend and we're almost at bump limit I have decided to place my full attention on it today.
Throw as many instructions at me as you want, I will try to fulfill them all as fast as possible until the thread dies.
I will make another thread next monday.

>>42325575
Sneedbeam grabs a revolver maybe she could somehow get her wings to shoot it somehow. She could also search around the facility to find something useful.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42325650
Sneedbeam holsters the revolver in her overalls and trots to the pile of trash back down the hallway.
roll will determine what she finds
>1-5: nothing
>6-15: trash that may be useful
>16-20: something in almost mint condition

>>42325821
>one off
Oof, can we get some fancy mathematics action here?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42325834
Sneedbeam recalls a paper she wrote on quantum stochastics back when she was studying for her master's degree at Chuck's University of Math and Sciences, which has since been sold and refurbished for another purpose. She determines that she had not actually observed the dice rolling since it was a digital roll, therefore it is still in a quantum superpostition of two states at once. She calculates the other state...

>>42325931
She is so smart!

Sneedbeam catches a glimpse of something golden in color in the trash pile. She grins smugly and pulls out her bounty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69AyYUJUBTg
...It's a deflated blow up doll

>>42325985
Could use it as a decoy later.
Sneedbeam walks back to the gang with her find.

>>42326020
Sneedbeam walks back to her friends.
Phil is collapsed on the floor. His breaths are shallow and his eyes are shut. He's getting delirious from the dehydration.
Wheely balances the bacon soda on her head. Bon Done levels a shotgun at it from behind the ladder.
>"Alright, now stay still..."

>>42326117
What in the world are you guys doing? also hurry up and get topside she should kiss pennsy again before the thread is kil

>>42326117
Oh fuck Phil is for air! Sneedbeam could lick Phil's forehead maybe? So he won't die at least.

>>42326166
the man needs his horn suck

>>42326117
I hope Bon has slugshot in it or Wheely going to have a bad time!

>>42326123

>>42326123
Kiss wheels, I assume, lol

>>42326376
more to come soon
anyways
>Bon Done peeks her head out to see if the coast is clear. She throws Phil out and with the help of Sneedbeam pushes Lostget up too. Sneedbeam climbs up and pulls Phil along. Bon Done pushes Wheely up and just as she accelerates three bullets impact the wall behind her. Bon Done is the last to climb the ladder. A bullet tears her right ear clean off! She leaps to safety to the right.

>>42326404
jeez that took way longer than expected

>>42326581
AND i forgot phil's wings again

>>42326404
Ouch! Where is Bon's crown? That could have worked as armor.

>>42326622
It's in her inventory right now. Do you want her to equip it again?

>>42326624
Sure why not, maybe it'll be distracting to the enemy. What's the party's health situation btw?

>>42326626
>JC Denton: 55 health
>Bon Done: 100 health
>Lostget: 85 health
>Phil: 75 health
>Pennsy: 75 health
>Wheely: 75 health
>Horse: 75 health
>Sneedbeam: 85 health
>Dark Flame: 70 health
>Flashkun: 85 health
As for healing items,
>Lostget has: 10 piece mcnumget
>Wheely has: Bacon Soda
>Bon Done has: CHEEZ YUMZ
>Sneedbeam has: Long Wang's Reconstituted Horse Paste

>>42326649
Ok not too bad, have to get to Denton soon though.
Bon takes cover by Derpy and starts blasting.

Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d3)

>>42326674
Bon Done, staying low, makes her way to the sandbags where Derpy is shooting out of the garage. She props her shotgun over the edge and lets off two shells in the direction of the muzzle flashes in the distance.
>1 = miss, 2 = a few pellets hit the target, 3 = many pellets hit the target

>>42326714
"G-girls we have to help Phil!"
Sneedbeam just spits on his head.

>>42326714
The first shot grazes the janny on the left, the second shot misses entirely.
>20 damage applied to left janny (50 total)

>>42326734
Sneedbeam snorts and spits right on Phil's forehead. His eyes flutter and he groans in protest.

>>42326740
Flash charges his mount to the jannies and boosts its def with his guitar solo to make it eat all the bullets.
And then the horse tremples down at the janny when they are knocked off by the horse

Rolled 17 (1d20)

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>>42326801
Horse gallops over the mound of rubble, taking Flash along for the ride. Horse impacts the janny throttling JC Denton, throwing him over the cover and into the open. Horse is shot a few times but Flash's guitar playing reduces the damage taken.
They finally reach the entrenched position of the other two jannies, one turns to face Flash and Horse, he begins to open fire.
>15 damage applied to Horse
>20 damage applied to stun baton wielding janny

>>42326807
Denton takes his revenge by prodding with the prod, going for the janny who attacked him.

>>42326829
JC Denton sticks his stun prod against the janny's abdomen and blasts him with electricity.
The janny convulses violenty as he simultaneously gets ventilated from the other side by gunfire.
>50 damage applied to stun baton janny (dead)

>>42326854
Denton is safe now?

we should summon giant boat chrysalis sometime that would be sick

before thread is ded, I guess I will say, see you guys on monday? :o

Great quest, thanks OP.

NEW THREAD WHEN

>>42328310
Never, you died

>>42328310
Monday I think