Thread 42260093

>anon goes to bed with a pony plush
>cant fall asleep without it
>has been this way for years
shiggy diggy

>>42260093 (OP)
shiggy diggy? what the fuck, if anything it should be I shiggy, uh, you guys DO do this

>>42260103
I do not. I respect their boundaries and sleep alone like a real man.

>>42260093 (OP)
i don't think you understand what the costanza meme is meant to signify

My whole bed is full of pony plushies 24/7. I’m lonely as hell, but at least I have them.

More like I seriously hope you guys do this. Faggots.

>>42260093 (OP)
It's completely normal for a man to want to sleep with something soft/huggable, historically this was women but since women suck a nice LS pony is an infinitely better substitute

How the fuck do people sleep without plushies (or partners I guess) to hug

>>42260093 (OP)
:^]

>>42260155
Acfthually, historically it might have been your wife, or other men of your tribe in big group before that. And no, not in sexual way you degenerates.

I sleep with Dash, and feeling her pressed against me while I smell her is the only way I can fall asleep.

i think you guys are sad

>>42260301
Actually I'm quite happy cuddling my pony wife.

question from a plushieless cheapskate: do you hide your powerlevel from your family/roomates? if not, do other people know you sleep with them?

>>42260301
I think you're gay

>>42260325
>do you hide your powerlevel from your family/roomates?
No, it's too much effort to constantly try to hide a big plush, and I love her too much to hide her away. I just stopped caring what others think.
>do other people know you sleep with them?
Yes, in the non-sexual sense.

>>42260354
have you ever gotten any slander for it? whenever i'm in an argument with my brother and he's losing, he just reminds me i watch MLP and could tell everyone else at anytime

>>42260325
>>42260358
>do you hide your powerlevel from your family/roomates?
No, my room and person are littered with ponies.
>do other people know you sleep with them?
Yes, I always sleep holding my medium plush and my bed is covered with plushies and a daki.
>have you ever gotten any slander for it?
No, only a bit of friendly banter from mates. Hell, if I go to visit them, I have to bring a plush, otherwise I can't sleep.

>>42260358
Sounds like a brother problem. I guess I'm a bit lucky in that I only have two older sisters and they both liked the show too. I guess they could talk shit about me having a plush, since that’s weirder than just liking the show, but we're all too old to really argue like that. My friends would absolutely give me shit though.
>he just reminds me i watch MLP and could tell everyone else at anytime
The only solution to blackmail is to oust yourself first. Don't be a wimp, anon. Buy a plush of your waifu and sleep with her. If you really love her then you would feel that pining in your heart every time you think of her. That can be remedied with lots of cuddling and snoot kisses.

>>42260155
Their snowpity should not be tainted by my instinctual desire for closeness.

>>42260325
>do you hide your powerlevel from your family/roomates?
no, neither from family nor from roommates. just stop caring anon, they already know you're autistic, they just never told you they know. you can be cool about having autistic interests, it's just that nobody non-autistic really tells you that it's okay to do so.
>do other people know you sleep with them?
yes, they're in my bed because I can't find a better place for them

>>42260098
wtf starlight came to life

>>42260147
Why? What benefit could this legitimately provide to you?

>>42260866
Pure happiness, that's what. I love going to bed hugging a cute pony even if it is in plush form.

>>42260866
>he doesn't know

>>42260328
That plushie is fucking amazing. I'd be truly jealous if you had one of those.

How do you guys stop drooling in your sleep? and don't say close your mouth.

>>42260325
>do you hide your powerlevel from your family/roomates?
nope, they're quite aware of my mare 'tism and thankfully dont give a fuck
>>42260866
you should try sleeping with a pony plushie, anon
>>42261037
i don't know if there's a true solution but you gotta catch yourself before you actually drool
im probably gonna drool all over one of my plushies myself like a retard somenight

>>42260866
Nothing, I can't imagine how dead inside someone has to be to get any emotional attachment out of sleeping with a mishappen pillow that will always remind you that you will never be with a pony.

>>42261037
close your mouth, slob

>>42260093 (OP)
Anon I've been sleeping with large plush creatures my entire damn life, you bet your ass my adult bed is full of pony.

>>42261076
Sounds to me like the one dead inside is the one who CAN'T do that, faggot.

>>42261093
who asked fag?

>>42261107
Plushies are an emotional coping mechanism for the mentally insecure, that's why it's for kids.

>>42260214
do they have holes?

>>42261110
I did, idiot.

>>42261128
imagine if this anon knew the show's age rating

Any plushie that lays on her back?

>>42261352
I have the jumbo Dash from Symbiote, and she lays down like this but with her head more aligned with her back.

>>42261369
This one? sitting is fine too.

>>42261374
That's the one. She sits on the shelf next to me while I work, and then gets little spooned each night when I go to bed. Very comfy.

Too bad you can't get the big but cheap aliexpress ponies anymore since tariffs or whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI_B27JawVo

>>42261400
Or at least I think that's what the seller was saying when I asked, either way all the big ones are showing as not able to be shipped to the US

ffs why does it clear the flag every time I post

>used to have massive issues falling asleep
>regularly spent one to two hours just laying in bed unable to sleep
>not a recent thing, this spread over at least 15 years
>finally got this under control a bit over two years ago by sleeping with a plushie

At this point this probably an actual health benefit now that I'm no longer sleep deprived on an almost daily basis. Plus I don't have to worry about any side effects that medication might bring with it.

I should get a LS at some point.

>>42261443
>get a LS
everyone here deserves a cuddly lifesize of their waifu but if you're gonna try to fuck it then you don't count

>sleeping with a doll
Why are diaperfags like this?

>>42261739
huh?

>>42260093 (OP)
For 25 years I have been sleeping with the onesies i had as a baby. I usually hold it in one of my hands or put it next to my neck. I can fall asleep without it, but why would i when holding it feels better?

>>42261795
By onesies i meant a specific one, not multiple.

>>42261795
anon that's insane

>>42261695
>Not fucking your wife to satisfaction
What kind of husband are you? You deserve a divorce.

>>42261769
>WOOSH

>>42261827
Am I The Asshole for WOOOSHing a faggot on /mlp/ during Pride Month?

Goodnight /mlp/, here's hoping nopony is on the floor again when I wake up tomorrow

>>42261875
why does celestia have a collar

>>42260325
I feel blessed that my parents don't care. I have custom lifesizes now but still sleep with pic related for some four years now. Top comfy 10/10

i have a bunny that i kind of use as a pillow like in >>42260147, no big pony yet but i have a BAB twilight that I hold sometimes. mostly i imagine that my waifu is holding onto me very tightly and stroking my hair and protecting me. a lot of bad things used to happen to me when i was going to sleep so some nights i just chimp the fuck out, kicking the wall and quivering and seizing up and shit, but she keeps me in check most of the time because shes awesome . sometimes she does things that remind me of the past and it fucks me up, but i forgive it because nopony is perfect

>>42261910
Idk really, collars help pull ponies back onto the bed when they fall off but it's also kinda cute
She has all of her royal stuff I just have them magnetted to the closet doors since I don't dress her up unless we're going out

>>42262169
that's beyond blessed. you must've been some kind of saint in your past life

>>42261093
That's a guy horse, isn't it?

>>42262911
That's scooby doo.

>>42262911
that is scooby doo, g4 did not exist in 2001 or whenever that was taken

>>42260098
WTF WHY IS THE PLUSHIE CLAPPING BURN IT!!!

>>42260325
you can't rely hide life size plushie people don't rely care. also i send picture of my plushies to my sister to make her think I'm retard
>>42261875
get some weight in the plush

>>42264076
please tell me they have pussies

>>42264076
Anon! Kind of a random question...but did you get that lil Chrysalis from a Secret Santa?

>>42264104
no i bought it
>>42264080
they are well equip

>>42264114
do you post on lyrabooru

>>42264129
no i don't plan to
i did post some picture on /b on April fool

>>42264139
I busted a fat load to your posts on /b/. I wish you'd post more on lyra.

>>42264076
>some weight in the plush
why, so poor rainbow hits the floor even harder at 4 am or whenever it is that my sleeping body decides it wants to be face down?

>>42264183
the plush weight 28 lb it never fall of the bed. i put sandblasting glass bead fot the weight

>>42264163
i did post some silly pic on derpibooru.i have around 1.9gb of picture of my plush i did not post the pic on lyrabooru but i might have a few good one

>>42264264
not him but I wanna see more too. I love good plush pics and vids

>>42264076
just saw the pics that the other anons were talking about...having two fuckable plushies seems really cool as a concept! after shooting fat ropes in one i'd just get up and start pumping the next one immediately after! seems like a lot of fun :3

>>42264264
>i have around 1.9gb of picture of my plush

>>42261037
Just don't