>Remember me? The little mare from school you dated? You told me we would be together forever, you said you would love me forever. Then you broke up with me. You ripped my heart into a million tiny pieces and tossed them into a void of despair and pain. Well guess what? I’m a princess now and I have the authority and power to whatever I decree. So I’m going to place you under arrest. You will spend the next 72 hours in unimaginable, horrific pain for what you did to me.

>>42260699 (OP)
Calm down Cadance, we're your friends!

>>42260699 (OP)
I don't live in the Crystal Empire so you cant do shit.

>>42260699 (OP)
So breaking up with Princess Candyass is a 3-star wanted level?

>>42260719
whats a 5 or 6 star wanted?

>>42260699 (OP)
Who the fuck are you? Get out of my house.

>>42260767
Breaking up with this one

Cadance you were a princess in high school. You got 'most likely to have a royal wedding' in our yearbook because of fucking course you did. You kept talking about how you'd outlive me and how I wasn't anything special and that's why I broke up with you, weirdo.

>>42260699 (OP)
The truth is Celestia forced me to break up with you. She said if we stayed together she would do everything in her power to make things harder.

>>42260699 (OP)
Can't relate because I didn't have a girlfriend at HS, sorry anon

>>42260699 (OP)
First of all, I didn't even go to your High School.
Second of all, we've never dated.
Third of all, love isn't real.

>>42261114
>love isn't real
Wrong. Love is in bloom.

>>42260699 (OP)
Sorry Cadence I didn't go to a school with mares. You must be thinking of a different human male.
But I would happily take his place in both the punishment and also the getting back together part. Namely the getting back together part, or rather getting together fpr the first time.
>Are you... sure anon? I was about to ***** you ***** while ***** your ***** to **** a ***** in your *****... sideways...
we'll be together afterwards right?
>Yeah.
you can put me back together with magic right?
>Yeah.... but like... it'll really really hurt anon....
Proceed

>>42260715
I thought this was the Giygas image from the thumbnail.

Pink booty

>>42260699 (OP)
“Uhh… I don’t think you can just arrest people because you don’t like them. After all, isn’t that what King Sombra did to force people to join his ranks?”

>>42262582
Even Sombra would never break a mare's heart. A crime that heinous should be met with divine retribution.

>>42262608
Think about it this way. Suppose Sombra found some unlucky stallion to be the first one to stop applauding for his speech. Then this guy is convicted of treason and is forced to fight in one of his penal battalions and die in the war with Equestria. His girlfriend hoped he would come back a free pony, but he died in the war and will never come back. Does this not count as Sombra breaking a mare’s heart?

>>42260699 (OP)
>Implying I was able to date
>In school
>Ever
lol dumb flaggot

>>42260699 (OP)
Your so cute, I am sorry for hurting you.

>>42263784
>Your
ESL detected

>>42262641
sombra did nothing wrong.

>>42260717
spbp

>>42261114
>seems as though denying love is like kicking Cadance in her soul's balls
>if you want to withdraw coolly while she's writhing on the palace floor, turn to page 87
>if you'd rather pull out your phone and play a love song in the hopes that it eases her pain, turn to page 50

>>42260699 (OP)
Man I wish I dated Cadance. Best princess IMO. I would give her lotsa smooches. Shining is one lucky bastard.

>>42261127
>that time Appebloom ate the concept of Love
that Valentine's Day special was weird

>>42261127
>Ah. Love. A dreadful bond-uh. And yet so easily severed. Tell me Shining Armuh do you feyeah deatha?