Thread 42261467 - /mlp/ [Archived: 996 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/11/2025, 12:33:48 AM No.42261467

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>Go ahead and make another hilariously witty and original “why the long face” joke anon. Oh how about “hold your horses” or some joke about how we live in stables or eat hay those are always so funny. Go on I’m waiting.

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Anonymous

6/11/2025, 12:36:12 AM No.42261473

Still complaining?

Get off your high horse.

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Anonymous

6/11/2025, 1:07:38 AM No.42261534

Quit horsing around

Anonymous

6/11/2025, 1:08:52 AM No.42261537

>>42261467 (OP)
Hold your humans.

Anonymous

6/11/2025, 1:21:40 AM No.42261553

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>>42261473
Totally.

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Anonymous

6/11/2025, 1:23:24 AM No.42261557

>>42261467 (OP)
Go to bed Shimmer, it's pasture bed time!

Anonymous

6/11/2025, 1:26:26 AM No.42261563

>>42261467 (OP)
I don't think making fun of people like that would be-hoof me.

Anonymous

6/11/2025, 2:05:59 AM No.42261627

>>42261467 (OP)
heh.. why the long face? the grass is always tastier on the other side, i guess. you dont have a single-leg to stand on but i had to hear it straight from the horses mouth. you grazed my heart, i am a little offended. im just tryin to lighten the mood you unstable, horse apple eatin, corn fed, monster high reject

Anonymous

6/11/2025, 2:20:54 AM No.42261651

>>42261467 (OP)
Neigh. I shall not

Anonymous

6/11/2025, 2:45:11 AM No.42261690

Shes going to buck you in the stomach for your corny horse jokes.

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Anonymous

6/11/2025, 3:27:06 AM No.42261752

>>42261467 (OP)
You're letting me make another horse-pun no strings attached? Well you know what they say, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Anonymous

6/11/2025, 7:31:39 PM No.42262949

>>42261467 (OP)
Imagine taking a mare from Equestria and having her live a human life

The horse puns would never end

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 1:01:34 AM No.42263751

Horses are smelly and have fat stomachs.

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:14:15 AM No.42264595

>>42261467 (OP)
big schozz

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 12:36:37 PM No.42264849

>>42261553
she is cute...

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 12:41:08 PM No.42264866

>>42261467 (OP)
last thing a baby bird sees

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 6:02:19 PM No.42265493

arent those just dad jokes

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 6:08:00 PM No.42265498

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>Don’t go bananas anon. Maybe you should stop monkeying around and act serious for a change. Doesnt feel so good does it?

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 6:09:30 PM No.42265505

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 11:18:54 PM No.42266356

>>42265498
>"Dammit. You throw one turd and one deserving pony and you never hear the end of it."

Anonymous

6/13/2025, 12:12:03 AM No.42266521

>>42261690
>Shes going to buck you in the stomach
don’t threaten me with a good time, though I am curious how she’s going to do that

Anonymous

6/13/2025, 1:02:50 AM No.42266638

>>42261467 (OP)
>rape

Anonymous

6/13/2025, 11:07:46 AM No.42267500

>>42261467 (OP)
don't fucking stare at me like that

Anonymous

6/13/2025, 11:53:57 AM No.42267549

>>42265498
>>Doesnt feel so good does it?
sounds fun actually kek

Anonymous

6/13/2025, 11:55:24 AM No.42267551

long face jokes only make sense with celestia, luna and cadance, the rest don't have them

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Anonymous

6/13/2025, 12:38:28 PM No.42267606

>>42267551
Fleur does. All stallions do, kind of.

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Anonymous

6/13/2025, 3:11:31 PM No.42267772

>>42267606
Don't forget Sassy Saddles, too

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Anonymous

6/13/2025, 3:12:15 PM No.42267774

>>42267772
Everyone does

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Anonymous

6/13/2025, 3:12:39 PM No.42267776

>>42261467 (OP)
Her piercing eyes freak me out.

Anonymous

6/13/2025, 9:52:50 PM No.42268556

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>>42267774
Ironic how even Coco Pommel gets more love than girlboss mare

Anonymous

6/14/2025, 6:07:24 AM No.42269443

>>42261467 (OP)
Ah, don’t mind him, Shimmy. He’s just trying to stirrup trouble.

Anonymous

6/14/2025, 6:08:44 AM No.42269447

>>42263751
Nah, that’s everyone on /mlp/.

Anonymous

6/14/2025, 5:23:29 PM No.42270269

>>42263751
Hey, so do I!

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 12:41:03 AM No.42271265

>>42261467 (OP)
Is this what mare kissers see in their fantasies?

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 5:22:35 AM No.42271852

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>>42271265
It oat to be.

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 5:30:17 AM No.42271866

>>42271852
You're losing your touch, Carlos. That one was grainfully bad.