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Anonymous 6/11/2025, 12:33:48 AM No.42261467 [Report] >>42261537 >>42261557 >>42261563 >>42261627 >>42261651 >>42261752 >>42262949 >>42264595 >>42264866 >>42266638 >>42267500 >>42267776 >>42269443 >>42271265
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>Go ahead and make another hilariously witty and original “why the long face” joke anon. Oh how about “hold your horses” or some joke about how we live in stables or eat hay those are always so funny. Go on I’m waiting.
Anonymous 6/11/2025, 12:36:12 AM No.42261473 [Report] >>42261553
Still complaining?

Get off your high horse.
Anonymous 6/11/2025, 1:07:38 AM No.42261534 [Report]
Quit horsing around
Anonymous 6/11/2025, 1:08:52 AM No.42261537 [Report]
>>42261467 (OP)
Hold your humans.
Anonymous 6/11/2025, 1:21:40 AM No.42261553 [Report] >>42264849
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>>42261473
Totally.
Anonymous 6/11/2025, 1:23:24 AM No.42261557 [Report]
>>42261467 (OP)
Go to bed Shimmer, it's pasture bed time!
Anonymous 6/11/2025, 1:26:26 AM No.42261563 [Report]
>>42261467 (OP)
I don't think making fun of people like that would be-hoof me.
Anonymous 6/11/2025, 2:05:59 AM No.42261627 [Report]
>>42261467 (OP)
heh.. why the long face? the grass is always tastier on the other side, i guess. you dont have a single-leg to stand on but i had to hear it straight from the horses mouth. you grazed my heart, i am a little offended. im just tryin to lighten the mood you unstable, horse apple eatin, corn fed, monster high reject
Anonymous 6/11/2025, 2:20:54 AM No.42261651 [Report]
>>42261467 (OP)
Neigh. I shall not
Anonymous 6/11/2025, 2:45:11 AM No.42261690 [Report] >>42266521
Shes going to buck you in the stomach for your corny horse jokes.
Anonymous 6/11/2025, 3:27:06 AM No.42261752 [Report]
>>42261467 (OP)
You're letting me make another horse-pun no strings attached? Well you know what they say, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Anonymous 6/11/2025, 7:31:39 PM No.42262949 [Report]
>>42261467 (OP)
Imagine taking a mare from Equestria and having her live a human life

The horse puns would never end
Anonymous 6/12/2025, 1:01:34 AM No.42263751 [Report] >>42269447 >>42270269
Horses are smelly and have fat stomachs.
Anonymous 6/12/2025, 10:14:15 AM No.42264595 [Report]
>>42261467 (OP)
big schozz
Anonymous 6/12/2025, 12:36:37 PM No.42264849 [Report]
>>42261553
she is cute...
Anonymous 6/12/2025, 12:41:08 PM No.42264866 [Report]
>>42261467 (OP)
last thing a baby bird sees
Anonymous 6/12/2025, 6:02:19 PM No.42265493 [Report]
arent those just dad jokes
Anonymous 6/12/2025, 6:08:00 PM No.42265498 [Report] >>42265505 >>42266356 >>42267549
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>Don’t go bananas anon. Maybe you should stop monkeying around and act serious for a change. Doesnt feel so good does it?
Anonymous 6/12/2025, 6:09:30 PM No.42265505 [Report]
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>>42265498
Anonymous 6/12/2025, 11:18:54 PM No.42266356 [Report]
>>42265498
>"Dammit. You throw one turd and one deserving pony and you never hear the end of it."
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:12:03 AM No.42266521 [Report]
>>42261690
>Shes going to buck you in the stomach
don’t threaten me with a good time, though I am curious how she’s going to do that
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:02:50 AM No.42266638 [Report]
>>42261467 (OP)
>rape
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 11:07:46 AM No.42267500 [Report]
>>42261467 (OP)
don't fucking stare at me like that
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 11:53:57 AM No.42267549 [Report]
>>42265498
>>Doesnt feel so good does it?
sounds fun actually kek
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 11:55:24 AM No.42267551 [Report] >>42267606
long face jokes only make sense with celestia, luna and cadance, the rest don't have them
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:38:28 PM No.42267606 [Report] >>42267772
>>42267551
Fleur does. All stallions do, kind of.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 3:11:31 PM No.42267772 [Report] >>42267774
>>42267606
Don't forget Sassy Saddles, too
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 3:12:15 PM No.42267774 [Report] >>42268556
>>42267772
Everyone does
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 3:12:39 PM No.42267776 [Report]
>>42261467 (OP)
Her piercing eyes freak me out.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 9:52:50 PM No.42268556 [Report]
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>>42267774
Ironic how even Coco Pommel gets more love than girlboss mare
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:07:24 AM No.42269443 [Report]
>>42261467 (OP)
Ah, don’t mind him, Shimmy. He’s just trying to stirrup trouble.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:08:44 AM No.42269447 [Report]
>>42263751
Nah, that’s everyone on /mlp/.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:23:29 PM No.42270269 [Report]
>>42263751
Hey, so do I!
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 12:41:03 AM No.42271265 [Report] >>42271852
>>42261467 (OP)
Is this what mare kissers see in their fantasies?
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:22:35 AM No.42271852 [Report] >>42271866
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>>42271265
It oat to be.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:30:17 AM No.42271866 [Report]
>>42271852
You're losing your touch, Carlos. That one was grainfully bad.