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Anonymous No.42262732 >>42262739 >>42262745 >>42262765 >>42263383 >>42263426 >>42263937 >>42265435 >>42265445
You wouldn't right?
Anonymous No.42262739 >>42262742 >>42262755
>>42262732 (OP)
I wouldn't eat her but I would put her on my dick
Anonymous No.42262742
>>42262739
Actually I just thought about it and I don't think I would do that. It's really gross.
Anonymous No.42262745
>>42262732 (OP)
im not asian nor chink
Anonymous No.42262755 >>42262797 >>42263234
>>42262739
Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. So if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how youโ€™d declaw a cat and then push your member into its feed chute.

You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.

The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without its beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.

Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.

The sensation creeps up on your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.

The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glands, begging for nutrition.

You climax and give the marine creatureโ€™s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesnโ€™t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.

Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of its 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
Anonymous No.42262765 >>42263875
>>42262732 (OP)
Anonymous No.42262797 >>42262817
>>42262755
Bravo. 10/10.
Anonymous No.42262817 >>42263453
>>42262797
its a pasta fucking retard
Anonymous No.42262818
Anonymous No.42263234
>>42262755
Anonymous No.42263383
>>42262732 (OP)
Anonymous No.42263426
>>42262732 (OP)
clam
Anonymous No.42263453
>>42262817
no shit spastic
Anonymous No.42263875 >>42263909 >>42264900
>>42262765
What in the hell is Fluttershy supposed to be?
Anonymous No.42263909 >>42265992
>>42263875
A parasite that eats the fish's tongue and becomes like a new functional tongue for the fish.
Anonymous No.42263937 >>42264629
>>42262732 (OP)
>Calamarity
Anonymous No.42264629
>>42263937
unf
Anonymous No.42264900
>>42263875
your mom
Anonymous No.42265435
>>42262732 (OP)
>and neither of us want that
That's where you're wrong
Anonymous No.42265445
>>42262732 (OP)
She wouldn't bite your dick off, would she?
Anonymous No.42265992
>>42263909
Why the fuck would evolution create something so monstrous?