Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:37:21 PM No.42262732
You wouldn't right?
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Thread 42262732 - /mlp/ [Archived: 1037 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:39:01 PM No.42262739
>>42262732 (OP)
I wouldn't eat her but I would put her on my dick
I wouldn't eat her but I would put her on my dick
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:40:02 PM No.42262742
>>42262739
Actually I just thought about it and I don't think I would do that. It's really gross.
Actually I just thought about it and I don't think I would do that. It's really gross.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:40:25 PM No.42262745
>>42262732 (OP)
im not asian nor chink
im not asian nor chink
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:43:05 PM No.42262755
>>42262739
Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. So if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you’d declaw a cat and then push your member into its feed chute.
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without its beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up on your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glands, begging for nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn’t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of its 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. So if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you’d declaw a cat and then push your member into its feed chute.
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without its beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up on your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glands, begging for nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn’t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of its 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:21:33 PM No.42262818
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:12:03 PM No.42263453
>>42262817
no shit spastic
no shit spastic
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:06:24 AM No.42263875
>>42262765
What in the hell is Fluttershy supposed to be?
What in the hell is Fluttershy supposed to be?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:24:06 AM No.42263909
>>42263875
A parasite that eats the fish's tongue and becomes like a new functional tongue for the fish.
A parasite that eats the fish's tongue and becomes like a new functional tongue for the fish.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:27:20 AM No.42264629
>>42263937
unf
unf
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:52:45 PM No.42264900
>>42263875
your mom
your mom
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:14:12 PM No.42265435
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:23:16 PM No.42265445
>>42262732 (OP)
She wouldn't bite your dick off, would she?
She wouldn't bite your dick off, would she?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:22:37 PM No.42265992
>>42263909
Why the fuck would evolution create something so monstrous?
Why the fuck would evolution create something so monstrous?