>>42300161>Long story short, you never found any Bacon at the pony market>You decide to stop by Rainbow's to harass her, her big ego is easily bruised>You look up to dash's cloud house"Hey! Hey! Wingger get down here! I need your aid, HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HE-
>"WHAAAAAAAAAAT! ANON, WHAT do you WANT? i'm BUSY">>"Who's this dweeb?""Come on down! I need to talk to you"
>Rainbow groans and floats down>She sighs and asks "What anon..">You boop her and she freezes like all ponies do"Do you have any bacon in your fridge?"
>"W-what? huh?" she says regaining her snowpity after the boop"Bacon, fridge, gimme"
>Gilda chuckles at the boop and rainbows response to it>"Bacon?.. like meat?.. no?.." She looks at you like you're stupid"Prove it, Show me your fridge"
>"Anon you can't stand on clouds, we tried this remember? I live in a cloud">>"Bacon? this ape eats meat? I thought your kind ate only berries""and I thought birds only ate worms"
>"Bwahaha! BIRD, wow.. oh anon you're SO in for it!">>"GRRRRR!" Gilda divebombs you>You boop her beak and she flops over and falls on her ass on the ground>You bet tiny cartoon birds are flying around her head now>>"Wha.. gr..""Hey bird, got any bacon in your fridge?"
>>"I don't LIVE her in this stupid town.. but yes, I do back home""Oh neat. where do I buy that?"
>>"Nowhere around here, ponies don't eat meat""And rainbow didnt get any to make you some while you stay? rudebow dash as always, so inconsiderate.. bad friend huh?"
>>"What? no not reall-">"ANON i'm a GOOD friend, the best awesomest coolest friend anypony could ever have!">She is doing that proud puffed out chest pose again"Sure whatever you say rambo"
>"w-wha.. rambo?..""anyways, see you gloopboobs later"
>You always make up a new 'human insult' so rainbow dash repeats it later and you act like you've never heard the word and everyone gives rainbow dash the 'are you retarded?' stare>you leave to go to applejacks>Bump>Looking down you see that GREEN PONY again!"Wallflower! I've been looking for somepony like you!"
>"Huh? me? what? how do you know my name""You told me, anyways strawberry.. pony.. whatever her name is, told me to go bother an earth pony, so, so.. Do you have any Bacon in your fridge?"
>She tilts her head, she squints her eyes at you>"No?.. why.. what do you want, what sort of game is this?""I'm just looking for some fucking MEAT around here"
>You forgot human swears were actual spells here, and you just made the ground shake a bit"My bad! sorry"
>the green pony is now very confused and worried"Sorry to bother you, I'm going to applejacks now"
>Later at applejacks"hey, hey you! Red Apple"
>"I'm Big Mac""Like the Burger?"
>"Ey-u..uh. yup?""Sick, say got any bacon around here? I need some meat"
>"Nope""How much for one of those pigs?"
>You point at the pig pen.where happy little rotund pigs bounce around ">"Nope""Oh free? sick"
>You begin to walk over to the pig pen>"NOPE NOPE!"