Thread 42263609

Princess Luna loves gardening, do you too love gardening my fellow fleshy beings?

>>42263609 (OP)
ants, moles and rats have been fucking up my crops for the past 15 years

>>42263609 (OP)
>"Of course I do, Princess! Here's a painting of me and my freshest batch of carrots."

>>42263650
Kill 'em all.

>>42263609 (OP)
More like she loves Minecraft

>>42263681
I too love Minecrap. I love building brown bricks in minecrap. It is the best thing you can do in the game.

>>42263681
no, silly, that's how pink does gardening.
>come to Equestria
>ponies do normal things
>except ponk
>she's just living, like, more rectangular life than you thought she would
>most pressing question you have is whether you can fit your round peg in her square hole

>>42263609 (OP)
I want to plant my seeds in Luna's garden.

more celly's thing as the sun princess and all, luna doesn't strike me as gardener.

>>42263826
Correct, she plants shrooms at night

>>42263840
The zombies are coming...

>>42263609 (OP)
sexo and marriage with lulu

>>42264043
It's fun to think that, taking advantage of her irrelevance in the management of Equestria, Luna just spends her time enjoying the nightlife with fine stallions.

>>42263661
i luv carrots

>>42263685
brown brick chads are based

>>42264043
This is the best timeline. Also, gardening with lulu. I would plant a full orchard for her. Not even a partial orchard, a full orchard.

>>42264975
Even cucumbers?

Maybe I would if I didn't live in a tiny rundown apartment.

>>42264981
Yes, I would also plant an orchard of cucumbers for her.

>>42264990
You can grow little tomato plants on ypur windowsill. Or, you could become a terrarium autist.

>>42263609 (OP)
gardening's pretty cool

>>42263609 (OP)
It depends. Am I a pony who can magically grow whatever magic plants I’d like to? Or am I a human who may want to experiment with various conditions of greenhouses and plant growth climates?

>>42265283
If you're going to use "whatever form I am it depends" is going to be "if pegasus or unicorn then no lol" since earth ponies are basically farmers