Thread 42263904 - /mlp/ [Archived: 1028 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:21:31 AM No.42263904
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Equestria is literally the United Kingdom but ponies.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:23:28 AM No.42263907
shrug-mlp
shrug-mlp
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i've conquered all the chippieeees
i'm never gonna stoooop
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:24:49 AM No.42263911
>>42263904 (OP)
>Manehattan
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:26:09 AM No.42263913
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>>42263904 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:26:23 AM No.42263915
>>42263911
Manhattan was under control by the British in the 1770s.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:26:47 AM No.42263916
>>42263915
>Los Pegasus
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:27:39 AM No.42263917
>>42263916
Natural extension, after all if King George III was a immortal alicorn then the british colonies wouldn't be able to revolt.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:28:19 AM No.42263919
>>42263915
Cool but where's it located geographically? Do note that they have their own pony statue of liberty, so that cope won't work either.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:31:10 AM No.42263926
>>42263904 (OP)
Equestria? No.
Creaturequestria? Yes.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:33:29 AM No.42263939
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>>42263904 (OP)
I wish. Is yet another unoriginal US ripoff instead.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:39:02 AM No.42263964
>>42263904 (OP)
There aren't Saddle Arabians going around stabbing people though
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:39:25 AM No.42263965
>>42263939
I mean they had it with Camelot and then went full retarded by having US cities.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:41:00 AM No.42263970
>>42263965
Ponyville is based on bumfuck flyover smalltown USA. Not to mention Pinkie's Amish family.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:44:37 AM No.42263980
>>42263970
Small towns and rural families exist all over the world, which by the way continues past the US borders, americano
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:44:41 AM No.42263981
>>42263904 (OP)
Not really. Pony Blair and Peter Manedelson didn't come to power, piss all over the constitution and tradition and irreparably change the demographics of Equestria by opening the floodgates to millions of zebras, for a start.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:46:20 AM No.42263984
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Canterlot is Britland, they even have their own Saar's.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:46:28 AM No.42263985
>>42263981
>what is zecora
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:47:17 AM No.42263988
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>>42263985
my mommy
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:48:31 AM No.42263989
>>42263981
Didn't know Peter Hitchens posted on /mlp/
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:48:47 AM No.42263990
>>42263980
>Amish
Exclusively American Are you going to argue that the American Southerner stereotype farmer Apple Family aren't based on American stereotypes and traits? Ponyville is too advanced of a smalltown to take place in Europoor land and the common ponies speak in North American accents.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:48:56 AM No.42263991
>>42263988
>Anon confesses he's black and from Africa
what else is new.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:50:39 AM No.42263994
>>42263939
>>42263965
>>42263970
>>42263980
>>42263990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAA1xgTTw9w
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:52:07 AM No.42264003
>>42263994
Clearly you did, fag.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:53:14 AM No.42264006
>>42263990
The Amish come from Germany
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:53:46 AM No.42264008
>>42264006
Yes, to America as immigrants. Retard.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:56:42 AM No.42264014
>>42264008
So they didn't come from America then spastic
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:01:14 AM No.42264022
Me btw
Me btw
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>>42264014
Where are they now? America. They are known as a group in America. You Euro's are pathetic, the chihuahua's of people, always trying to insert yourself where you don't belong. Mlp is an American franchise for American people, no shit it appeals to them by basing its locations off of America. Europe hasn't been a power in close to a century, get a grip and get off my American board on my American website for my American fandom. This is an American world and you subhumans are just living in it.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:04:54 AM No.42264026
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dfgy3o5fm5v41
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>>42263970
>Ponyville is based on bumfuck flyover smalltown USA
Its literally The Shire but ponies.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:07:47 AM No.42264034
>>42263990
>Exclusively American
Also in Canada but I give you this one
>Ponyville is too advanced of a smalltown
How?
>the common ponies speak in North American accents.
For meta reasons dummy, because their voice actors are

And yes, the Apple family and Appleloosa are based on texan stereotypes. But that's the point, it's based on that but has its own lore and place in the worldbuilding, it's not a ripoff of a real world city with a puny name like Manehattan is.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:19:20 AM No.42264055
>>42264022
>Mlp is an American franchise for American people
Show is produced in Canada with Canadian voice actresses and the toys are made in China
>American board on my American website
Based on a Japanese website, owned by a Japanese man
>This is an American world and you subhumans are just living in it.
Your nation is in decline. An American Pope was thought impossible because your country was too powerful, but you've declined that hard that even the Vatican sees it
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:54:09 AM No.42264105
>>42263965
Applejack is a goddamn redneck with a stetson and thick accent. It will be retarded if Equestria isn't america
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:16:55 AM No.42264136
>>42263904 (OP)
>earth ponies are anglo saxons
>unicorns are normans
>pegasi are celts
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:26:30 AM No.42264246
>>42264136
That explains why I want to impregnate a pegasus.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:28:17 AM No.42264251
>>42264055
This. Americans are so funny thinking they're still relevant.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:29:44 AM No.42264254
>>42263904 (OP)
And I am fine with that.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:37:31 AM No.42264272
>>42264136
who are vikings
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:15:18 AM No.42264599
>>42264272
gryphons
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:31:01 PM No.42264837
>>42263913
that's nice octavia...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:39:23 PM No.42264857
>>42263904 (OP)
Equestria is New York state in 1895.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:44:15 PM No.42264875
>>42263980
They literally have native Americans, cowboys, Amish-esque people. Equestria is it's own land not a true allegory for any real world nation as there are Canadian, Mexican, and French city names in Equestria, however it is most similar to the Jew S.A
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:59:49 PM No.42264914
>>42264251
kek this
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:38:52 PM No.42265459
>>42264857
Then who is the Princess of New York then, dummy?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:47:09 PM No.42265471
>>42263904 (OP)
Celestia is a princess not a queen.
Checkmate
Octavia hails from the land of donkeys, where they all speak British
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:52:14 PM No.42265483
>>42265471
Alright so Equestria is the Principality of Liechtenstein.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:57:59 PM No.42265613
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>>42264022
Fuckind baaaased
>>42264055
>Show is produced in Canada with Canadian voice actresses and the toys are made in China
America's bitches. Everything is produced with the American market in mind
>Based on a Japanese website, owned by a Japanese man
Based on a Japanese website, perfected by an American man
>Your nation is in decline. An American Pope was thought impossible because your country was too powerful, but you've declined that hard that even the Vatican sees it
Meanwhile you've been getting invaded by browns for over a decade showing no signs of stopping any time soon
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:03:53 PM No.42265616
>>42265613
Does anyone want to tell this Anon about what's happening right now? LA is mexican territory now with all the beaners out with the beaner flag. The USA has been accepting browns earlier then europe with a whole civil war over accepting browns and the fight against segregation allowing more browns in.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:05:23 PM No.42265763
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>>42265616
Sir, this is a board about colorful ponies
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:07:17 PM No.42265771
>>42265763
Ponies? On my pony board? Less likely then you think.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:12:12 PM No.42265785
>>42265613
>Meanwhile you've been getting invaded by browns for over a decade showing no signs of stopping any time soon
Sorry for getting political, but I see this shit all the time and itโ€™s such BS
The USA has worse demographics than Western European countries, which btw have very large parties opposed to immigration, whereas MAGA loves immigrants as long as theyโ€™re legal
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:51:28 PM No.42266250
>>42265771
this so much this
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:57:09 PM No.42266270
>>42265613
>perfected by an American man
Bold of you to consider moot a man.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:58:11 PM No.42266278
>>42264022
>always trying to insert yourself where you don't belong
That's literally how America began.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:00:00 PM No.42266287
>>42266278
Don't expect Americans to know their own country's history lmfao
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:02:38 PM No.42266297
>>42265459
New York had a princess in 1895.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:04:03 PM No.42266305
>>42266297
That princess? Albert Einstein.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:10:07 PM No.42266332
>>42266287
this lol, they're removing their department of education so they're getting more stupid by the second.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:24:20 PM No.42266371
>>42264034
>>42263990
I'll argue that point. The Pies are shown to live a traditional lifestyle, yes, but clearly they aren't against the use of modern (for Equestria) technology. (Though this is vague because "Equestrian technology" is highly variable itself.) But the simplest, clearest, most obvious reason they cannot be Amish because they don't shun Pinkie for taking a different lifestyle. All of her family, while not necessarily understanding her, still accepts her.

Furthermore Anabaptists aren't exclusively a North American thing. While the "Amish" are mostly located in North America other groups such as the Mennonites live largely similar "old fashioned" lives have a population in both North and South America, with over a hundred thousand members in Bolivia and Mexico each, more if you count other Mennonite denominations.

I won't get into the doctrinal differences of real Christianity or Horse Christianity, but it's while it's technically correct to say "The Amish are an American thing", it would be wrong to say "High conservative/ Rustic Living Christians are unique to the United States."
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:29:52 PM No.42266389
>>42266270
Who?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:43:51 PM No.42266429
>>42266287
I said that as an Amareican. I just found the irony funny.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:12:11 PM No.42267640
>>42263904 (OP)
BASED!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:48:17 PM No.42267664
Equestria
Equestria
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>>42263904 (OP)
>Baltimare
>Vanhoover
>Neighagra Falls
>Fillydelphia
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:02:09 PM No.42267681
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>>42267664
>Canterlot
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:02:20 PM No.42267683
>>42263917
>Natural extension, after all if King George III was a immortal alicorn then the british colonies wouldn't be able to revolt
anon, you forgot about existence of guerilla warfare
the fact that your enemy has powerful weaponry doesn't mean that you can't fight against him
see Afghanistan
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:09:17 PM No.42267688
>>42267683
If you're going that route then IF the UK is not running as a harmonic empire then what's stopping the British Alicorn King from using said alicorn power to suppress and eliminate dissident easily?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:12:55 PM No.42267693
>>42267664
Just realised the Equestria at War map is actually based on this.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:20:49 PM No.42267705
>>42267688
>hide among civilians
>make bases in forests
>spread classical liberal books to get more people dissatisfied with muh taxes
>call for EoH if he does something objectively evil
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:22:36 PM No.42267711
>>42267705
Anon... If anything the Alicorn would be the one with the Elements of Harmony ready to use it on the non harmonic dissident.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:23:49 PM No.42267715
>>42264055
>Show is produced in Canada with Canadian voice actresses
Canada is America's Ukraine (tries to pretend to be separate)
>Based on a Japanese website, owned by a Japanese man
4chan is an American website, not to mention the fact that hiro used to run 2chan in America (thank you, 1A)
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:27:21 PM No.42267722
>>42267715
>Mutt delusions
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:30:38 PM No.42267728
>>42267722
I'm fucking Russian
why would I be bringing up Ukraine if I were American?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:32:37 PM No.42267731
>>42267728
Why are you posting on an by your own admission "American" website to begin with?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:33:17 PM No.42267733
>>42267731
because harkach is for fucking niggers
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:46:45 PM No.42267745
>>42267728
you'd be bringing it up because vatniks are delusional and are calling ukrainians le hecking nazis for resisting the ruskie invasion. May your house get droned and you die to a Ukrainian Drone. Slava Ukraini
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:55:46 PM No.42267752
>>42263981
>constitution
Britain doesn't have a constitution you retard
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:05:58 PM No.42267758
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>>42267752
But it should.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:07:02 PM No.42267760
>>42267745
Chomy ne na derzhavnom?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:07:09 PM No.42267762
>>42267752
Not a codified constitution, but still a constitution.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_the_United_Kingdom
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:14:20 PM No.42267780
>>42267752
"Constitution" means "basic law of the state"
United States was the first nation to write it as a single document. Because muh freedums got popular, single-document-constitutions became popular also
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:26:31 PM No.42267796
>>42267758
Nah
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:56:40 PM No.42268152
>>42267681
So equestria is based on the timeline where bongs didn't lose the revolutionary war?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:59:51 PM No.42268156
>>42268152
I mean obviously, also would be a timeline if the monarch of the bongs was a immortal alicorn.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:06:45 PM No.42268165
>>42263907
vgh... wife material...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:27:27 PM No.42268199
>>42267681
>the name of one city proves my point!
>ignore the dozens of names of cities that are evidence against it!
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:30:39 PM No.42268205
>>42268199
Canterlot is the capital of Equestria, libtard.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:45:27 PM No.42268239
>>42268199
>Ignore the Dozens of cities that are evidence against it.
You're doing that too if you ignore Vanhoover or Neighagra Falls or whatever was going on with Ahuizotl's whole place. It's more true to say it's all of North America. Or if you obey the comics then there's a perfect 1:1 version of every country within Equestria, all with horse pun names.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:09:41 PM No.42268328
horse punishment hexagon
horse punishment hexagon
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>>42268205
Yeah, also there's that giant british desert in the south of Equestria where all those british buffalo live
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:13:26 PM No.42268336
>>42268328
yeah that's where all the jews and arabs live
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:02:27 PM No.42268467
honestpony
honestpony
md5: a7915d9537e7452480e8e89a8bd5db5d๐Ÿ”
To be honest, I wouldn't mind if Equestria was "the USA but pony" My only problem is that from the very first minute, it's established that it's a fantasy kingdom with its own lore, myths, and a city that's also inspired by a legendary one. But then it drops that it's in fact the US with their cities, and I'm supposed to assume they have the same history as the real world ones? Like, Manehattan was sold to the equestrians by the... dutch... men??
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:25:27 PM No.42268507
>>42268467
Anon, Canterlot is Camelot meaning that Equestria was founded by King Arthur.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:39:43 PM No.42268533
>>42268467
Dutch ponies, they're right across from wherever Pipsqueak's from.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:26:55 PM No.42268624
frysian
frysian
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>>42268467
>Like, Manehattan was sold to the equestrians by the... dutch... men??

by the Frysian horses