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Anonymous No.42264632 [Report] >>42264636 >>42265051 >>42265070 >>42265219 >>42265872 >>42265988 >>42266882 >>42267641
Scootaloo wishes to fly.
Anonymous No.42264636 [Report] >>42265087
>>42264632 (OP)
crippled pegasus LOL!!!!
Anonymous No.42264651 [Report] >>42266208
You're legally obligated to do this to her for as long as she wants.
Anonymous No.42264661 [Report]
Anonymous No.42265051 [Report]
>>42264632 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4iTuhNx--Q
Anonymous No.42265061 [Report] >>42266743
Anypony can fly. Once.
Anonymous No.42265070 [Report]
>>42264632 (OP)
Bulk Biceps can fly. She should be able to
Anonymous No.42265087 [Report] >>42265121 >>42265696
>>42264636
the dumbest fanon
Anonymous No.42265121 [Report] >>42265510
>>42265087
Let me guess, you also think Derpy is smart.
Scootaloo was purposefully created to be disabled. For whatever reason or purpose, good or bad. That's the way it is.
So was Derpy until she got cancelled, then she transformed into Muffins.
Why did Derpy catch so much flak for being disabled instead of Scootaloo? Maybe because parents of down syndrome/tards get much more offended then say a parent with a kid that's paralyzed below the waist. Either way, disabled ponies are canon.
Anonymous No.42265219 [Report]
>>42264632 (OP)
Anonymous No.42265263 [Report] >>42265265 >>42265682 >>42265706 >>42265936
But Scootaloo CAN fly, she's going to get her pilot license in no time.
Anonymous No.42265265 [Report] >>42265552 >>42265936
>>42265263
OH SHIT SCOOTALOO WATCH OUT YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH INTO ONE OF THE TWIN TOWERS!!!
Anonymous No.42265510 [Report] >>42265520
>>42265121
>Let me guess, you also think Derpy is smart.
no. I was there to defend her retardation
>Scootaloo was purposefully created to be disabled.
wrong
Anonymous No.42265520 [Report] >>42265645
>>42265510
Why do you think Scootaloo can fly then?
Anonymous No.42265552 [Report] >>42265556
>>42265265
I spent 15 minutes on this.
Anonymous No.42265556 [Report] >>42265558
>>42265552
pretty gud anon, made me kek
Anonymous No.42265558 [Report]
>>42265556
I'm weirdly proud of it and I'm gonna use it as my TF2 Spray.
Anonymous No.42265645 [Report] >>42265667
>>42265520
because she is a pegasus and pegasus ponies can fly
Anonymous No.42265667 [Report] >>42265686
>>42265645
Can you show us a proof?
Anonymous No.42265682 [Report] >>42265936
>>42265263
THEY FLY NOW?!!
Anonymous No.42265686 [Report] >>42265687 >>42265838
>>42265667
>Pegasus ponies, or Pegasi, are one of several kinds of ponies that live in Equestria, along with Unicorns and Earth ponies. They are characterized by their wings as well as their ability to fly, walk on clouds, and control the weather.
>their ability to fly
>fly
Anonymous No.42265687 [Report] >>42265696
>>42265686
Scootaloo cant fly, moron.
Anonymous No.42265696 [Report] >>42265711
>>42265687
see >>42265087
Anonymous No.42265706 [Report] >>42265936
>>42265263
>mare pilot
Those poor passengers
Anonymous No.42265711 [Report] >>42265719 >>42265762
>>42265696
there's a whole episode about her inability to fly
Anonymous No.42265719 [Report] >>42265776 >>42265838
>>42265711
Show us one scene from the canon seasons where it is ever shown that Scootaloo is unable fly.
Anonymous No.42265722 [Report] >>42265729
>42265719
i cannot imagine being this insufferable
Anonymous No.42265729 [Report] >>42265732
>>42265722
NTA but i love my crippled chicken
Anonymous No.42265732 [Report] >>42265742
>>42265729
me too. i wanna pick her up
Anonymous No.42265742 [Report]
>>42265732
>ywn eat chicken with Scoots and playfully tease her
is this what it's like to feel pain?
Anonymous No.42265762 [Report]
>>42265711
that wasn't me but I'm not exactly disagreeing. I don't mind her not being good enough to ever become Dash's wingpony, in fact if she were I'd call that fanon wank too, but "le crippled and abandoned by her parents" filly was never a good idea.
either of these would have been fine by itself, but they only handled the latter well
Anonymous No.42265776 [Report] >>42265787 >>42265971
>>42265719
how about it stated straight from horsegod's mouth

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1U8iJtCRpk&t=37s
>"Everyone has a multitude of dreams that they have in their life, and we don't get all of them. To show a character who doesn't get that dream, how she feels with it, and how she finds happiness in other places, I thought that could be a really beautiful story".

That "canon" enough for you?
Anonymous No.42265787 [Report] >>42265794 >>42266082
>>42265776
however!
Anonymous No.42265794 [Report]
>>42265787
okay now you're just being obtuse.
Anonymous No.42265838 [Report] >>42265913
>>42265686
Yes, I know that Rainbow Dash can fly. She's the fastest. But I don't see Scootaloo flying.
>>42265719
There's a lot but I'm only going to post one for now.
Anonymous No.42265872 [Report] >>42265976
>>42264632 (OP)
If Trixie could embiggen RD's wing during Magic Duel, doesn't that mean there is size changing spells? Why does Twilight allow such crippling body shapes to persist and cause Scootaloo the pain of never making it big like her hero Rainbow Dash?
Anonymous No.42265913 [Report] >>42265920
>>42265838
wait, the original question was "why do you think X", and now that I've answered it it's "but I don't see X"
those are two very different discussions
Anonymous No.42265920 [Report] >>42265955 >>42266043
>>42265913
I posted her unable to fly. You have yet to post her flying. Your internet lawyer persona will not magically make Scootaloo uncrippled.
Anonymous No.42265936 [Report]
>>42265263
>>42265265
>>42265682
>>42265706
it is the continuity of that comic
>>42143165

Scootaloo CAN fly, she's learning. lift, thrust, drag, managing altitude and flight levels, interacting with the instruments, communicating with the ground and others, practicing and the solo passenger behind daddy's Cessna Citation X is Anon. Anon is safe, Anon is happy not being a pilot, Anon.
Anonymous No.42265955 [Report] >>42265963
>>42265920
>inb4 some more goalpost moving
You win every argument as long as you never concede that you are wrong no matter how much evidence is posted that proves you are full of shit. Ofcourse it makes you look like a complete asshat, but some people rather look like a dumbfuck than being forced to live with the fact that they are not always right.
Anonymous No.42265963 [Report]
>>42265955
That's a lot of words for "I'm wrong"
Anonymous No.42265967 [Report]
Anonymous No.42265971 [Report] >>42267173
>>42265776
source of this pic here (without the shop)
https://imgur.com/this-is-how-russian-ladies-drink-vodka-zlWqcmq
And here's the pic on Derpibooru (with shop)
https://derpibooru.org/images/382679

that is impressive, I actually had no idea this was even photoshopped until I looked into it
Anonymous No.42265976 [Report]
>>42265872
>embiggen
Forget that, she literally made Rarity capable of flight.
Sure it doesn't last forever but surely it'd be a nice gift once in a while
Anonymous No.42265984 [Report] >>42266024
>42265963
>implying you deserve a (you) for that
Anonymous No.42265988 [Report] >>42266017
>>42264632 (OP)
What is she doing to achieve that?
Anonymous No.42266017 [Report]
>>42265988
Situps and pushups
Anonymous No.42266024 [Report]
>>42265984
I won nigga, get owned.
Anonymous No.42266043 [Report] >>42266044
>>42265920
>You have yet to post her flying
okay, so it's "I don't see X within the show". do you consider everything that Hasbro has ever published to be indisputable canon that nobody can ever disagree with?
again, not sophistry it'll just save us a lot of time if you answer honestly
Anonymous No.42266044 [Report] >>42266047
>>42266043
Why are you writing math equations? Post her flying already. She really wants to!
Anonymous No.42266047 [Report] >>42266049
>>42266044
Anonymous No.42266049 [Report] >>42266056
>>42266047
That's not canon though. Again, you got owned.
Anonymous No.42266056 [Report] >>42266067
>>42266049
>post her flying already
*post her flying*
>n-no, not that way!
told you it would save us a lot of time. do you consider everything that Hasbro has ever published to be indisputable canon that nobody can ever disagree with? y/n
Anonymous No.42266067 [Report] >>42266103
>>42266056
Anon, you need to stop living a lie. Imagine going to Equestria and breaking her heart, unable to accept her for the disgusting cripple that she is.
Anonymous No.42266081 [Report] >>42266094 >>42266111 >>42266117 >>42266453
The only problem I have with crippled Scootaloo is that the show gives multiple solutions to the problem. Like, we canonically have spells that can give flight capable wings to unicorns and earth ponies, and we see RD throw together a device to allow Tank to fly, so why the hell would it be impossible for Scootaloo? It's not a bad idea in isolation, it just doesn't make sense in the actual show since we see multiple ways that it could be fixed.
Anonymous No.42266082 [Report]
>>42265787
I wouldn't be surprised if she changed her opinion over time, but it may also be possible that she didn't want to make a big decision for a character's arc before they touch on it in the show.
Anonymous No.42266094 [Report]
>>42266081
I feel like having an episode where she tries all those things and they don't feel right to her would be kinda awkward and clunky, but it's the easiest explanation. Even if her wings aren't strong enough to actually work for real flight, she knows well what they feel like and might find the idea of replacements really frustrating and unappealing.
Anonymous No.42266103 [Report]
>>42266067
I think you're mistaking hating the artists for hating the art. I'd get along with her no problem
>inb4 so you hate Lauren Faust
no. but she also never sperged out when I wrote that I prefer Scootaloo being able to fly (eventually. maybe even badly.) over her being an eternal cripple.
Anonymous No.42266111 [Report]
>>42266081
It's also odd because like
In real life disabled kids have stuff that help improve their quality of life too
Like sure she'll never be a stunt flier like Dash but she could still FLY
Anonymous No.42266117 [Report] >>42266154
>>42266081
There wouldn't be a point in making her disabled if Twilight just magics away the problem. And if she could fly she wouldn't spend nearly as much time with the CMC.
Anonymous No.42266154 [Report] >>42266288
>>42266117
>sorry disabled kids, your lives are just going to suck forever
>there is literally no solution to your problems ever
Really
Anonymous No.42266205 [Report]
>filly thread hit the archive
Guess I'll post this Scoot here then.
Anonymous No.42266208 [Report] >>42266219
>>42264651
Anonymous No.42266219 [Report] >>42266238
>>42266208
Correct way to treat Scootaloo.
Anonymous No.42266233 [Report]
If wishes were fishes
Anonymous No.42266238 [Report]
>>42266219
Anonymous No.42266288 [Report] >>42266347
>>42266154
The alternative is giving false hope to disabled kids. Or an unrelatable character.
>O-oh she got her wings.
>I'm happy for her but still in the wheelchair though
>Maybe it's not okay to be like me...
Anonymous No.42266347 [Report]
>>42266288
>but still in the wheelchair though
Yeah but see that's the point, there's stuff for that.
Anonymous No.42266453 [Report] >>42266486 >>42266667 >>42266704 >>42267488
>>42266081
>pony mobility aids
Don't remind me.
Anonymous No.42266486 [Report]
>>42266453
The zigger beans are far more disturbing than the walmart Dr Seuss wheelchair
Anonymous No.42266667 [Report] >>42266672
>>42266453
That looks uncomfortable for a horse. Why not the wheels that they give to disabled cats
Anonymous No.42266672 [Report]
>>42266667
Because that would require considering ponies as something other than funny-looking humans.
Anonymous No.42266704 [Report] >>42266712
>>42266453
Why do they all have braces?
Anonymous No.42266712 [Report]
>>42266704
G5 is set in the Marsminer timeline.
Anonymous No.42266743 [Report]
>>42265061
>I'MGOINGTOKILLMYSELFANDMAKEYOUALLWATCH
Anonymous No.42266882 [Report] >>42269054
>>42264632 (OP)
Scootaloo tried to fly.
Anonymous No.42267173 [Report]
>>42265971
Huh. Looks like Lauren Faust didn’t need editing. The original looks similar to her.
Anonymous No.42267488 [Report]
>>42266453
Why are the ziggers anything but black and white?
Anonymous No.42267641 [Report] >>42268538
>>42264632 (OP)
>Bulk Biceps has extremely tiny wings
>can fly
>scoot has smol wings
>can't fly
???
Anonymous No.42268538 [Report]
>>42267641
Magic deficiency
Anonymous No.42268570 [Report]
Scootaloo is trying to fly...
Anonymous No.42268748 [Report] >>42269195
Scootaloo best filly I love her :)
Anonymous No.42269054 [Report]
>>42266882
jesus, why that survivor is so violent?
Anonymous No.42269195 [Report]
>>42268748
True!