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>>42193055Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>42264953 (OP)Good morning sirs. I was busy out in the streets doing the needful when thread died. Sirs do not worry sirs.
>>42264956Thank you sir for redeeming the thread, I was missing it already sir. Much love from India
>>42264956>>42264967Wow sirs Lots of Anons from India are here that is awesome sirs we share something in common sirs
>>42264953 (OP)Goddamn it I sleep for 6 hours and the thread fucking dies, thanks for making a new one you are the realest of niggas. I'm just mad cause the anonfilly thread I made died as well.
>>42265101There was a big slide. Jannies deleted the threads but that doesn't save what was archived.
>>42265108Fuck, thanks for letting me know. I started to piece shit together from the anonfilly thread.
>>42264956Thank you saar... greatest hero in this mlp thread saar
>>42264969Very awesome sirs... Kinderquestria meet up at New Delhi sirs?
>>42264953 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5398OXwbVbA
>>42265150Sorry sirs I live in Gujarat and I would not be able to visit New Delhi sirs for a possible Kinderquestria meet up sirs.
>>42265150Sorry sirs I live in Gujarat and I would not be able to visit New Delhi sirs for a possible Kinderquestria meet up sirs.
>>42265240>>42265241Wow... two saars from gujarat, very cool sirs!
>>42264953 (OP)Awesome thread saars, india pride on /mlp/
>>42264953 (OP)Shame the last thread died
Glad that the last thread died
Pre-thunderstorm-shutdown boop
>https://youtu.be/OsISIdyo1nM
>>42267020Much better than the finale we got
>>42267298Silly pony, you can't drink with your mane... can you?
>>42267311Oh she running
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>>42264953 (OP)>Reforming Villains EditionHow would kinderpones reform this one?
>>42267540She doesn't need reforming, she only turned evil after having to do homework
>>42268033So the answer is having someone else do homework for her?
>>42269063Homework is deeply traumatizing to the kinderpony psyche; Cheerilee assigns homeplay.
>>42271045Don't tell Lyra about Garfunkel and Oates
>>42267540A light-ish spanking and a 10 minute time out. Pretty much the equivalent of a death sentence, but it might just work.
>>42271589That's basically like crucifying her. Do you want a Cozy martyr religion? Because that's how you get a Cozy martyr religion.
Was there any equestria girls kinder greens?
>>42271612I'm not sure but I don't really remember any on the ponepaste tag?
>>42272080Sorry Redheart, no sleep tonight, we have a code blue- filly dropped ice cream cone
Filly tried to transequine herself, to mixed results.
>>42274382I will hug her and give her a totem of bravery (souvenir coin from a museum)
Apple juice and candy cigarettes, the breakfast of champions
>>42276654Building a space station in Mars orbit so I can truthfully say I give the highest uppies
>Pinkie is getting upducted
>>42277564This is wrong on many levels, like why is she in jail if all she did was blow up a few palaces?
>>42278305Best pony does the best faces
>>42278377did you mean to post this in the anonfilly thread by chance?
>>42278797He's been doing this to like a dozen random threads
If you don't eat your apples, Applejack's gonna shoot them right into your mouth
>>42279750Breaking news: massive increase in sniffles cases as everypony wants to try the ball; parents are even hosting 'cooties cotillions' in the hopes of obtaining the plastic bubble for their foals.
>>42280443I will call her Pecan Sandy
>>42281115perfect size for picking up and holding
>>42281597Love me some American Boy and Family Man
>>42281904https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY1XpTzLn0A&pp=ygUUYXBwbGVqYWNrIHdhciBjcmltZXM%3D
>>42282198That isn't enough cookies, who left this filly with insufficient food?
>>42282266But she's nibbling so fast
>>42282568its death by 10,000 twiggle nibbles
>>42284014Death Stranding would've been infinitely improved by replacing BB with a bap in a kid harness
>Anon help we've been cursed with Giraffism
>"The creator desires companions, not sheep"?
>What's this guy got against sheep?
>And how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
>>42267540Anon should hug her
>>42269629Yes I would love to twilight.
>>42288594such wonderful art deserves to go on the fridge
A pony mod for AHiT would go so hard
>>42289729Alert, level 5 containment breach imminent. Go to your timeout stations and await further instructions.
Captha: PNHTA (Piñata)
>>42290575The pony equivalent of Orcus Devouring His Son: Pinkie Devouring The Cake She Was Supposed To Save For The Picnic (Tragic) (Gone Wrong)
>>42291680Does limestone taste like key lime pie? Do geodes taste like pomegranates?
>>42293081Would hug, possibly even give ups
>>42293958Twilight, hayburgers already cost a hug silly
>>42294387They have that shitty overly cutesy art style and also draw tranny garbage.
>SCP-004 "Jockey"
>Containment Class: Keter
>Special Containment Protocols:
>SCP-004-As are to be captured and discharged into a mirror clone; the new SCP-004-A is to be returned to the mirror pool.
>Testing has proven SCP-004 events will fade from the public mind on their own; therefore, no further measures are necessary.
>Description:
>SCP-004 is an ontological entity which manifests onto groups of ponies.
>SCP-004-A is the current host.
>SCP-004-B refers to all other ponies currently involved in an SCP-004 event.
>Once an event manifests, SCP-004-A will be compelled to chase the nearest SCP-004-B with intent to allow SCP-004 to transfer to a new host.
>While not directly harmful, SCP-004 events have no internal end state and can theoretically last forever.
>Mysterious cookies from humanville
>You can't even eat them right without hands
>>42295901she's just confuzzled on why anon stole her hat
>>42297124Stop jumping on the bed before you make a lightning strike!
>>42299109I never even considered scratching the rump like that
>>42299535They're 80% cat, they'll love it.
>>42299942>>80% cat
You are aware IRL horses like butt scratches right? It's not just a cat thing.
>>42301815"I eat fast don't challenge me!"
>>42302140But I'm going to the library to study, and I need your most delicious apple fritters!
