Kinderquestria/Anon in Pone Prison #68 (Reforming Villains Edition)
Previous thread:
>>42193055
Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >>
https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>42264953 (OP)
Good morning sirs. I was busy out in the streets doing the needful when thread died. Sirs do not worry sirs.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:18:44 PM
No.42264967
>>42264969
>>42264956
Thank you sir for redeeming the thread, I was missing it already sir. Much love from India
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:21:03 PM
No.42264969
>>42265150
>>42264956
>>42264967
Wow sirs Lots of Anons from India are here that is awesome sirs we share something in common sirs
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:40:41 PM
No.42265101
>>42265108
>>42264953 (OP)
Goddamn it I sleep for 6 hours and the thread fucking dies, thanks for making a new one you are the realest of niggas. I'm just mad cause the anonfilly thread I made died as well.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:43:59 PM
No.42265108
>>42265113
>>42265101
There was a big slide. Jannies deleted the threads but that doesn't save what was archived.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:45:41 PM
No.42265113
>>42265108
Fuck, thanks for letting me know. I started to piece shit together from the anonfilly thread.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:54:43 PM
No.42265129
>>42264956
Thank you saar... greatest hero in this mlp thread saar
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:09:11 PM
No.42265150
>>42265240
>>42265241
>>42264969
Very awesome sirs... Kinderquestria meet up at New Delhi sirs?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:54:22 PM
No.42265240
>>42265253
>>42265261
>>42265150
Sorry sirs I live in Gujarat and I would not be able to visit New Delhi sirs for a possible Kinderquestria meet up sirs.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:54:26 PM
No.42265241
>>42265253
>>42265261
>>42265150
Sorry sirs I live in Gujarat and I would not be able to visit New Delhi sirs for a possible Kinderquestria meet up sirs.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:00:40 PM
No.42265253
>>42265240
>>42265241
Wow... two saars from gujarat, very cool sirs!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:04:04 PM
No.42265264
>>42264953 (OP)
Awesome thread saars, india pride on /mlp/
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:44:49 PM
No.42265465
>>42264953 (OP)
Shame the last thread died
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:50:41 PM
No.42265480
Glad that the last thread died
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:24:48 AM
No.42267323
>>42267020
Much better than the finale we got
>>42267298
Silly pony, you can't drink with your mane... can you?
>>42267311
Oh she running
>>42264953 (OP)
>Reforming Villains Edition
How would kinderpones reform this one?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:05:45 PM
No.42268033
>>42269063
>>42267540
She doesn't need reforming, she only turned evil after having to do homework
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:09:41 AM
No.42269063
>>42269683
>>42268033
So the answer is having someone else do homework for her?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:55:10 AM
No.42269683
>>42269063
Homework is deeply traumatizing to the kinderpony psyche; Cheerilee assigns homeplay.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:57:50 PM
No.42271141
>>42271045
Don't tell Lyra about Garfunkel and Oates
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:01:22 AM
No.42271589
>>42271604
>>42267540
A light-ish spanking and a 10 minute time out. Pretty much the equivalent of a death sentence, but it might just work.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:04:57 AM
No.42271604
>>42271589
That's basically like crucifying her. Do you want a Cozy martyr religion? Because that's how you get a Cozy martyr religion.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:08:49 AM
No.42271612
>>42271853
Was there any equestria girls kinder greens?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:22:41 AM
No.42271853
>>42271612
I'm not sure but I don't really remember any on the ponepaste tag?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:36:56 AM
No.42272100
>>42272080
Sorry Redheart, no sleep tonight, we have a code blue- filly dropped ice cream cone
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:15:11 PM
No.42272696
Filly tried to transequine herself, to mixed results.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:26:59 AM
No.42274600
>>42274382
I will hug her and give her a totem of bravery (souvenir coin from a museum)
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:16:39 AM
No.42275899
Apple juice and candy cigarettes, the breakfast of champions
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:11:41 AM
No.42276695
>>42276778
>>42276654
Building a space station in Mars orbit so I can truthfully say I give the highest uppies
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:18:24 AM
No.42276876
>>42277211
>Pinkie is getting upducted
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:49:39 PM
No.42277760
>>42277564
This is wrong on many levels, like why is she in jail if all she did was blow up a few palaces?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:08:13 AM
No.42278327
>>42278305
Best pony does the best faces
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:41:30 AM
No.42278797
>>42278812
>>42278377
did you mean to post this in the anonfilly thread by chance?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:49:58 AM
No.42278812
>>42278845
>>42278797
He's been doing this to like a dozen random threads
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:11:26 AM
No.42279193
If you don't eat your apples, Applejack's gonna shoot them right into your mouth
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:28:47 PM
No.42279767
>>42280007
>>42279750
Breaking news: massive increase in sniffles cases as everypony wants to try the ball; parents are even hosting 'cooties cotillions' in the hopes of obtaining the plastic bubble for their foals.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:24:05 AM
No.42280737
>>42281597
>>42280443
I will call her Pecan Sandy
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:59:53 AM
No.42281231
>>42281115
perfect size for picking up and holding
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:28:59 PM
No.42281913
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:49:47 PM
No.42282246
>>42282266
>>42282198
That isn't enough cookies, who left this filly with insufficient food?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:32:07 PM
No.42282568
>>42282797
>>42282266
But she's nibbling so fast
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:05:24 AM
No.42282797
>>42283032
>>42282568
its death by 10,000 twiggle nibbles
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:52:34 PM
No.42284467
>>42284014
Death Stranding would've been infinitely improved by replacing BB with a bap in a kid harness
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:40:15 PM
No.42285290
>>42286700
>Anon help we've been cursed with Giraffism
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:40:40 AM
No.42285780
>"The creator desires companions, not sheep"?
>What's this guy got against sheep?
>And how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:57:27 PM
No.42287400
>>42267540
Anon should hug her
>>42269629
Yes I would love to twilight.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:48:34 PM
No.42288646
>>42288594
such wonderful art deserves to go on the fridge
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:48:50 AM
No.42289983
>>42289729
Alert, level 5 containment breach imminent. Go to your timeout stations and await further instructions.
Captha: PNHTA (PiΓ±ata)
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:28:08 PM
No.42290737
>>42290575
The pony equivalent of Orcus Devouring His Son: Pinkie Devouring The Cake She Was Supposed To Save For The Picnic (Tragic) (Gone Wrong)
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:03:37 AM
No.42292336
>>42292355
>>42291680
Does limestone taste like key lime pie? Do geodes taste like pomegranates?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:28:44 AM
No.42293167
>>42293081
Would hug, possibly even give ups
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:08:07 PM
No.42294046
>>42293958
Twilight, hayburgers already cost a hug silly
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:31:44 PM
No.42294398
>>42294387
They have that shitty overly cutesy art style and also draw tranny garbage.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:53:17 PM
No.42294577
>SCP-004 "Jockey"
>Containment Class: Keter
>Special Containment Protocols:
>SCP-004-As are to be captured and discharged into a mirror clone; the new SCP-004-A is to be returned to the mirror pool.
>Testing has proven SCP-004 events will fade from the public mind on their own; therefore, no further measures are necessary.
>Description:
>SCP-004 is an ontological entity which manifests onto groups of ponies.
>SCP-004-A is the current host.
>SCP-004-B refers to all other ponies currently involved in an SCP-004 event.
>Once an event manifests, SCP-004-A will be compelled to chase the nearest SCP-004-B with intent to allow SCP-004 to transfer to a new host.
>While not directly harmful, SCP-004 events have no internal end state and can theoretically last forever.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:57:13 AM
No.42296124
>Mysterious cookies from humanville
>You can't even eat them right without hands
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:51:30 PM
No.42296686
>>42295901
she's just confuzzled on why anon stole her hat
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:02:52 PM
No.42297270
>>42297124
Stop jumping on the bed before you make a lightning strike!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:13:37 PM
No.42299535
>>42299942
>>42299109
I never even considered scratching the rump like that
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:26:39 PM
No.42299942
>>42300184
>>42299535
They're 80% cat, they'll love it.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:57:25 PM
No.42300184
>>42299942
>>80% cat
You are aware IRL horses like butt scratches right? It's not just a cat thing.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:27:54 AM
No.42301858
>>42302140
>>42301815
"I eat fast don't challenge me!"
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:52:07 AM
No.42302234
>>42302140
But I'm going to the library to study, and I need your most delicious apple fritters!