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Anonymous No.42264953 >>42264956 >>42265101 >>42265229 >>42265264 >>42265465 >>42265807 >>42267540 >>42293622
Kinderquestria/Anon in Pone Prison #68 (Reforming Villains Edition)
Previous thread: >>42193055

Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
Anonymous No.42264956 >>42264967 >>42264969 >>42265129
>>42264953 (OP)
Good morning sirs. I was busy out in the streets doing the needful when thread died. Sirs do not worry sirs.
Anonymous No.42264967 >>42264969
>>42264956
Thank you sir for redeeming the thread, I was missing it already sir. Much love from India
Anonymous No.42264969 >>42265150
>>42264956
>>42264967
Wow sirs Lots of Anons from India are here that is awesome sirs we share something in common sirs
Anonymous No.42265101 >>42265108
>>42264953 (OP)
Goddamn it I sleep for 6 hours and the thread fucking dies, thanks for making a new one you are the realest of niggas. I'm just mad cause the anonfilly thread I made died as well.
Anonymous No.42265108 >>42265113
>>42265101
There was a big slide. Jannies deleted the threads but that doesn't save what was archived.
Anonymous No.42265113
>>42265108
Fuck, thanks for letting me know. I started to piece shit together from the anonfilly thread.
Anonymous No.42265129
>>42264956
Thank you saar... greatest hero in this mlp thread saar
Anonymous No.42265150 >>42265240 >>42265241
>>42264969
Very awesome sirs... Kinderquestria meet up at New Delhi sirs?
Anonymous No.42265229
>>42264953 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5398OXwbVbA
Anonymous No.42265240 >>42265253 >>42265261
>>42265150
Sorry sirs I live in Gujarat and I would not be able to visit New Delhi sirs for a possible Kinderquestria meet up sirs.
Anonymous No.42265241 >>42265253 >>42265261
>>42265150
Sorry sirs I live in Gujarat and I would not be able to visit New Delhi sirs for a possible Kinderquestria meet up sirs.
Anonymous No.42265253
>>42265240
>>42265241
Wow... two saars from gujarat, very cool sirs!
Anonymous No.42265261
>>42265240
>>42265241
Problem with your proxy?
Anonymous No.42265264
>>42264953 (OP)
Awesome thread saars, india pride on /mlp/
Anonymous No.42265465
>>42264953 (OP)
Shame the last thread died
Anonymous No.42265480
Glad that the last thread died
Anonymous No.42265807
>>42264953 (OP)
Anonymous No.42266045 >>42266057
Pre-thunderstorm-shutdown boop
Anonymous No.42266057 >>42266484
>>42266045
F godspeed anon
Anonymous No.42266484 >>42266626
>>42266057
I lived
Anonymous No.42266626
>>42266484
Oh hell yeah brother
Anonymous No.42266679 >>42269663
>https://youtu.be/OsISIdyo1nM
Anonymous No.42267020 >>42267323
Anonymous No.42267298 >>42267323
Anonymous No.42267311 >>42267323 >>42269663
Anonymous No.42267323
>>42267020
Much better than the finale we got
>>42267298
Silly pony, you can't drink with your mane... can you?
>>42267311
Oh she running
Anonymous No.42267540 >>42267638 >>42268033 >>42271589 >>42287400 >>42296181
>>42264953 (OP)
>Reforming Villains Edition
How would kinderpones reform this one?
Anonymous No.42267638
>>42267540
Anonymous No.42268033 >>42269063
>>42267540
She doesn't need reforming, she only turned evil after having to do homework
Anonymous No.42268493 >>42268503
Anonymous No.42268503
>>42268493
Oats, Bon.
Anonymous No.42268772 >>42268867
Anonymous No.42268867
>>42268772
Sketched Flut
Anonymous No.42269063 >>42269683
>>42268033
So the answer is having someone else do homework for her?
Anonymous No.42269254 >>42269277
Anonymous No.42269277
>>42269254
Longcat vs Shortpone
Anonymous No.42269629 >>42287400
Anonymous No.42269663
>>42266679
>>42267311
combine
Anonymous No.42269683
>>42269063
Homework is deeply traumatizing to the kinderpony psyche; Cheerilee assigns homeplay.
Anonymous No.42270221 >>42270527
Anonymous No.42270527
>>42270221
Pondering the orb
Anonymous No.42271045 >>42271141
Anonymous No.42271141
>>42271045
Don't tell Lyra about Garfunkel and Oates
Anonymous No.42271589 >>42271604
>>42267540
A light-ish spanking and a 10 minute time out. Pretty much the equivalent of a death sentence, but it might just work.
Anonymous No.42271604
>>42271589
That's basically like crucifying her. Do you want a Cozy martyr religion? Because that's how you get a Cozy martyr religion.
Anonymous No.42271612 >>42271853
Was there any equestria girls kinder greens?
Anonymous No.42271853
>>42271612
I'm not sure but I don't really remember any on the ponepaste tag?
Anonymous No.42272080 >>42272100
pre bed boop
Anonymous No.42272100
>>42272080
Sorry Redheart, no sleep tonight, we have a code blue- filly dropped ice cream cone
Anonymous No.42272695
Anonymous No.42272696
Filly tried to transequine herself, to mixed results.
Anonymous No.42273221
Anonymous No.42273760
She would, wouldn't she
Anonymous No.42273909 >>42273924
silly kinderpones
Anonymous No.42273924
>>42273909
for real on god
Anonymous No.42274382 >>42274600
filly scare!
Anonymous No.42274600
>>42274382
I will hug her and give her a totem of bravery (souvenir coin from a museum)
Anonymous No.42275004
Anonymous No.42275447 >>42275510
Anonymous No.42275510
>>42275447
Lil shed
Anonymous No.42275899
Apple juice and candy cigarettes, the breakfast of champions
Anonymous No.42276355
Anonymous No.42276654 >>42276695
filly lift
Anonymous No.42276695 >>42276778
>>42276654
Building a space station in Mars orbit so I can truthfully say I give the highest uppies
Anonymous No.42276778
>>42276695
based
Anonymous No.42276876 >>42277211
>Pinkie is getting upducted
Anonymous No.42277211
>>42276876
LOL
Anonymous No.42277556
Anonymous No.42277564 >>42277760
Anonymous No.42277760
>>42277564
This is wrong on many levels, like why is she in jail if all she did was blow up a few palaces?
Anonymous No.42278305 >>42278327
Anonymous No.42278327
>>42278305
Best pony does the best faces
Anonymous No.42278377 >>42278797
>>42261072
Anonymous No.42278449
>>42261072
Anonymous No.42278797 >>42278812
>>42278377
did you mean to post this in the anonfilly thread by chance?
Anonymous No.42278812 >>42278845
>>42278797
He's been doing this to like a dozen random threads
Anonymous No.42278845
>>42278812
odd
Anonymous No.42279085
Anonymous No.42279193
If you don't eat your apples, Applejack's gonna shoot them right into your mouth
Anonymous No.42279750 >>42279767
Anonymous No.42279767 >>42280007
>>42279750
Breaking news: massive increase in sniffles cases as everypony wants to try the ball; parents are even hosting 'cooties cotillions' in the hopes of obtaining the plastic bubble for their foals.
Anonymous No.42280007
>>42279767
in character for sure
Anonymous No.42280443 >>42280737
Anonymous No.42280737 >>42281597
>>42280443
I will call her Pecan Sandy
Anonymous No.42281115 >>42281231
Anonymous No.42281231
>>42281115
perfect size for picking up and holding
Anonymous No.42281597 >>42281913
>>42280737
Anonymous No.42281904 >>42281913
Anonymous No.42281913
>>42281597
Love me some American Boy and Family Man
>>42281904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY1XpTzLn0A&pp=ygUUYXBwbGVqYWNrIHdhciBjcmltZXM%3D
Anonymous No.42282198 >>42282246
Anonymous No.42282246 >>42282266
>>42282198
That isn't enough cookies, who left this filly with insufficient food?
Anonymous No.42282266 >>42282568
>>42282246
She's a slow eater.
Anonymous No.42282568 >>42282797
>>42282266
But she's nibbling so fast
Anonymous No.42282797 >>42283032
>>42282568
its death by 10,000 twiggle nibbles
Anonymous No.42283032
>>42282797
Twibbles
Anonymous No.42283481 >>42283524
Anonymous No.42283524
>>42283481
I want to rub Woona
Anonymous No.42283620 >>42283753
appul sleep
Anonymous No.42283753
>>42283620
She look so sadge though
Anonymous No.42284014 >>42284467
oh no
Anonymous No.42284403
Anonymous No.42284467
>>42284014
Death Stranding would've been infinitely improved by replacing BB with a bap in a kid harness
Anonymous No.42284813 >>42284850
Anonymous No.42284850
>>42284813
Horse biscuits!
Anonymous No.42285290 >>42286700
>Anon help we've been cursed with Giraffism
Anonymous No.42285780
>"The creator desires companions, not sheep"?
>What's this guy got against sheep?
>And how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
Anonymous No.42286700
>>42285290
necc fillies
Anonymous No.42287097 >>42287124
Anonymous No.42287124
>>42287097
shit fil trixie a cute
Anonymous No.42287400
>>42267540
Anon should hug her

>>42269629
Yes I would love to twilight.
Anonymous No.42287759 >>42288178
Anonymous No.42288178
>>42287759
Cat breading
Anonymous No.42288594 >>42288646
Anonymous No.42288646
>>42288594
such wonderful art deserves to go on the fridge
Anonymous No.42289147
A pony mod for AHiT would go so hard
Anonymous No.42289369 >>42289434
Anonymous No.42289434
>>42289369
>Cock means chicken
>Slut is obviously mispelled, should be slot
>Anon called you a fatty fat fatty who eats a lot of chicken
Anonymous No.42289729 >>42289983
Anonymous No.42289983
>>42289729
Alert, level 5 containment breach imminent. Go to your timeout stations and await further instructions.

Captha: PNHTA (PiΓ±ata)
Anonymous No.42290352
10
Anonymous No.42290575 >>42290737
Anonymous No.42290737
>>42290575
The pony equivalent of Orcus Devouring His Son: Pinkie Devouring The Cake She Was Supposed To Save For The Picnic (Tragic) (Gone Wrong)
Anonymous No.42291680 >>42292336
Anonymous No.42292336 >>42292355
>>42291680
Does limestone taste like key lime pie? Do geodes taste like pomegranates?
Anonymous No.42292355
>>42292336
probably
Anonymous No.42293081 >>42293167 >>42294325
Anonymous No.42293167
>>42293081
Would hug, possibly even give ups
Anonymous No.42293616
Boop
Anonymous No.42293622
>>42264953 (OP)
Anonymous No.42293958 >>42294046 >>42294374
Anonymous No.42294046
>>42293958
Twilight, hayburgers already cost a hug silly
Anonymous No.42294325
>>42293081
Boop
Anonymous No.42294374 >>42294387
>>42293958
artist:kittyrosie
ew
Anonymous No.42294387 >>42294398
>>42294374
what did they do?
Anonymous No.42294398
>>42294387
They have that shitty overly cutesy art style and also draw tranny garbage.
Anonymous No.42294577
>SCP-004 "Jockey"
>Containment Class: Keter

>Special Containment Protocols:
>SCP-004-As are to be captured and discharged into a mirror clone; the new SCP-004-A is to be returned to the mirror pool.
>Testing has proven SCP-004 events will fade from the public mind on their own; therefore, no further measures are necessary.

>Description:
>SCP-004 is an ontological entity which manifests onto groups of ponies.
>SCP-004-A is the current host.
>SCP-004-B refers to all other ponies currently involved in an SCP-004 event.
>Once an event manifests, SCP-004-A will be compelled to chase the nearest SCP-004-B with intent to allow SCP-004 to transfer to a new host.
>While not directly harmful, SCP-004 events have no internal end state and can theoretically last forever.
Anonymous No.42295140
Anonymous No.42295475 >>42295901
Anonymous No.42295899 >>42295901
Anonymous No.42295901 >>42296686
>>42295899
Why is appul quizzical?
>>42295475
life-affirming purchase
Anonymous No.42296124
>Mysterious cookies from humanville
>You can't even eat them right without hands
Anonymous No.42296181
>>42267540
Correction needed
Anonymous No.42296686
>>42295901
she's just confuzzled on why anon stole her hat
Anonymous No.42297124 >>42297270 >>42297668
Anonymous No.42297270
>>42297124
Stop jumping on the bed before you make a lightning strike!
Anonymous No.42297668 >>42297708
>>42297124
>Celestia issues a royal decree
>"No more ponies jumping on the bed!"
Anonymous No.42297708 >>42297802
>>42297668
>Rainbow Dash bumping her head was a national tragedy
>Mourners thronged the streets in every town
Anonymous No.42297802 >>42298151
>>42297708
>Windy Whistles hears a knock at her front door
>She opens it, and in front of her stands a royal guardsmare with a folded Equestrian flag balanced on her hoof
>"We're so sorry, ma'am."
Anonymous No.42298063 >>42298612
Anonymous No.42298151
>>42297802
>Scootaloo is motivated
>At great personal risk she runs test after test
>Eventually, she bumps her head and can't even feel it
>With the invention of the helmet, ponies can finally jump on the bed again
Anonymous No.42298612
>>42298063
This would fix me
Anonymous No.42298715
pre bed
Anonymous No.42299109 >>42299535
Anonymous No.42299414
Anonymous No.42299535 >>42299942
>>42299109
I never even considered scratching the rump like that
Anonymous No.42299942 >>42300184
>>42299535
They're 80% cat, they'll love it.
Anonymous No.42300184
>>42299942
>>80% cat
You are aware IRL horses like butt scratches right? It's not just a cat thing.
Anonymous No.42300607
Anonymous No.42301033 >>42301230
Anonymous No.42301230
>>42301033
>"I just realized I don't have eyes for you to cover... this is concerning"
Anonymous No.42301531 >>42301815
Anonymous No.42301815 >>42301858
>>42301531
>*puts another cookie on the table*
>"What now? You only have one mouth!"
Anonymous No.42301858 >>42302140
>>42301815
"I eat fast don't challenge me!"
Anonymous No.42302140 >>42302234
>>42301858
>"Y'all ain't powerful enough for mah granny's apple fritters"
Anonymous No.42302234
>>42302140
But I'm going to the library to study, and I need your most delicious apple fritters!