What do ponies get high on?

>>42265626 (OP)
they get high on LOLs

salt

Friendship!

>>42265626 (OP)
Cum

>>42265626 (OP)
farts

>>42265626 (OP)
They huff stallion balls and fart

Horse tranq

>>42265626 (OP)
Life.

>>42265626 (OP)
glue (made from horses)

>>42265923
that's fucking hardcore. imagine getting high from melting down body parts of your friends or however it works

>>42265923
>go to linky to get your hooves trimmed and a new pair of shoes
>she lets you keep the hoof clippings to turn into glue and get high
can anyone from ponyville confirm?

>>42266054
Not anymore sadly. Linky was jailed and is currently used as a fuck toy for the Royal Guard.

>>42266059
that's her punishment for styling her hair to have cock and balls instead of a mane

>>42266064
>that's her punishment for styling her hair to have cock and balls instead of a mane
what

>>42266102
she has balls on her forehead and from them crawls down a huge fucking cock on her neck
once you see it it's impossible to unsee it

>>42266114
Ewwwww, I see it! GROSS GROSS GROSS!

>>42265626 (OP)
They get high on (You)

>>42265626 (OP)
Mareazolam

Shrooms. Specifically: Marecelium.

>>42266114
>she has balls on her forehead and from them crawls down a huge fucking cock on her neck
Nah, I don't see it. I guess I'm just not gay enough?

>>42266136
We all know it's you Linky. I'm telling the guards you escaped. Prepare your anus for an especially punishing session.

>>42266136
i hope this will be more descriptive

>>42266141
I still don't see it, I don't know what to tell you.
Maybe, just maybe, if you've seen a lot of dicks in your life --- if you have a lot of experience dealing with dicks of all kinds --- you'd be able associate Linky's mane with the shape of a dick?

>>42266160
>dick horn
oh my god faggot

human semen

>>42266160
but i've put so much effort in that drawing :(

>>42266189
ngl senpai it sucks fr fr ong

>>42266218
that's mean of you :(

>>42266247
u just got to git gud senpai

>>42265626 (OP)
Ketamine because they're horses

>your waifu has penis hair
the weirdest fucking insult ever but it has me laughing

>>42266337
>waifuing linky
newfag or unfaithful, call it

>>42266344
i dunno, linkyfag has been here for a while and he seems pretty faithful

>>42266359
Linky has been a meme for less than a decade

>>42266139
GIWTWM

>>42266363
>less than a decade
My Brother in Christ, the fandom has only existed for 14 years. A part of it having existed for "less than a decade," is not an insult.

>>42266451
being here for less than a decade makes me a newfag?
jeez, i'm here for barely half a year

>>42265626 (OP)
Getting high with Tree Hugger would fix everything.

>>42266518
Looks like she’s eating a giant worm.

Ket is for horses you dumb motherfuckers

Cannabis is 100% legal in Equestria, always has been, ponies think we're dumb for being dumb about it.

Smoking Poison Joke is illegal, so you can still have funny "Oh shit, the cops" moments.

>>42266949
darn, why didn't we think of this one before?
it got created for horses

>>42265626 (OP)
Human ball musk

>>42267116
Nah. All plants are legal in Equestria. Most substances are too.

>>42265843
this. especially unicorn farts are extremely potent

winners don't do drugs

>>42268583
unf chubby dashie plap plap

>>42268583
the vast majority of successful people are addicted to something

>>42268676
I'm addicted to rainbow tummy