Thread 42265731

Why is Berry Punch drinking so much alcohol? What if she dies from drinking too much wine?

horses can drink wine all day

>>42265736
What. The. FUCK.
Is this real?!?!?

>>42265731 (OP)
*glug glug glub* mmm wine

>>42265731 (OP)
>What if she dies from drinking too much wine?
Not scientifically possible!

Was her job ever revealed in the show? I imagine that she's some kind of brewer, probably wine, which admittedly might not fit a kids show all that well.

>>42266029
she squashes grapes with cherry berry

>>42266029
Juicer.

>>42266033
>>42266039
She is an enterprising mare with her own business, brewing all sorts of indie alcohols. She is NOT a mere juicer.

>>42266058
Maybe in your fanfiction. Berry too 'tarded to do anything else.

>>42266063
That is a very mean thing to say.

>>42266069
Bitch shouldn't have turned down my date if she didn't want to be cyberstalked, slandered, and harassed for all of eternity.

>>42266075
>Bitch shouldn't have turned down my date
Jesus Christ, are you so pathetic that Berry would turn you down?
God damn, you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel, aren't you?

>>42266079
She was mad that I was straight edge. She humiliated me in front of all of my friends. Now she must suffer.

>>42266083
>Straight edge
>Turned down by a horse, whose entire purpose in life is getting shitfaced
What did you expect? It's your own fault, really.

>>42266091
It's not fair. Even in Equestria the lowest of femoids reject me. Do they not see what I am, a strong specimen? They should be lining up to take MY COCK, but nooooooooo. Bitches. Fucking whores, all of them. I'll make them pay. All of them.

Fucking alcoholics make me SICK. Is there anything this mare WON'T do for her booze?

>>42266182
Go on a date with me. That's the real problem. I'm going to rape her if she won't put out willingly. Fucking whore. No longer shall I be an incel.

>>42266182
scamper scamper

>>42266099
Yes kill all the foids.

>>42266182
>Is there anything this mare WON'T do for her booze?
(You).

>>42266275
It's the truth... Berry has standards, and 99% of the people posting on this site fail to meet the minimum criteria.

>>42266289
I too drink wine like this wine being. I too am fit

>>42265731 (OP)
More important question:

What kind of drunk are she and Rainbow Dash? Aggressive? Happy? Melancholic?

>>42266345
All 3 are represented in mlp.
Aggressive = Dash ( self explanatory, very rowdy )
Happy = Berry ( simply likes alcohol )
Melancholic = Cheerilee ( drinks for escapism )

>>42266353
This post is 'Bewweh-approved!'

I’ve drank entire 6 packs of alcohol in one sitting. I’m honestly surprised I still haven’t overdosed on alcohol yet.

>>42266460
What did you drink exactly?

This the new Berry Punch thread?
Anyway, I'll take a chance.
To the alcoholic anon who answered me the last time: Thank you for answering. I wanted a genuine answer, despite my initial sarcasm.
I appreciate the fact that you actually answered conscientiously (relative to the circumstances of being in a horsefucker board).

>>42266460
>entire 6 packs of alcohol
My Brother in Christ, that is a completely average amount of alcohol to consume.

>>42266488
>To the alcoholic anon who answered me the last time
Hello. If you are referring to the obnoxious idiot of the last thread, that was probably me. I never got around to seeing the answers to my last post.
I went two days without alcohol this week. That was good. I was drunk Monday, I am drunk now, and I do believe I will be drunk tomorrow and the day after.
I probably won't be drunk next week, but that's only because I'm going to be staying at my dad's place. It's not going to be easy.
It is what it is.

>>42265731 (OP)
berry punch is doing it so no one else has to drink it, a true hero, she is

you're encouraging me to drink wine

>>42266099
Aww gee everypony, looks like we need to show our friend here the Magic of FRIENDSHIP!!!

>>42266353
>Dash = Aggressive
When she's drunk is she also aggressive in a horny way?

>>42266532
should i drink tonight or save it for friday?

>>42266749
Do it now and twice tomorrow.

>the poorly-disguised alcoholics general
I'm right at home. Cheers.

>>42265731 (OP)
Why she drinks? Probably for the experience of being drunk. I do the same.

>>42267092
>Probably for the experience of being drunk
That's the only acceptable reason. Bad thing is that the more you drink, the more it takes to get drunk with time

>>42266532
Motivated me to go but Zonics and Alberta Premium

Lots of Berreh breads out of late. Not like I'm complaining, more mare threads is always good.

why aren't you making honor of berry on this Friday night?

mmm day drinking time

day drinking has now turned into night drinking

mmm red label and cola
tastes like shit, but it sure does get you drunk

Good vibes today (not really).

haven't drank all week, but the FAG is on so I'm fuckin drunk enough to finally post in this thread. hello my dear friends.

>>42271062
good day, good to have you

...mmhmm...

Ruby Pinch is so lucky(?)

>>42266475
>the 80% ponka booze
fuck that sounds like a fun night

I want to drink with Berry and end up kissing her on the lips

>>42265731 (OP)
Any alcoholic who drinks themselves into an early grave is doing the world a service.

>>42271416
>https://youtu.be/m1nq1tjzLWw

>>42272514
>alcoholic who drinks themselves into an early grave
That's the plan.

>>42265731 (OP)
What if the wine changed from purple to white?

my wife

Unf Bewweh plap plap!

>>42272514
They say drinking kills slowly... Good thing I'm not in a hurry!