Thread 42266536

Gamergirl girlfriend

Based anthro enjoyer

>>42266541
is that Prison Architect?
also
>living the dream

>>42266536 (OP)
Rainbow Dash would be the type of chud to buy a Switch 2 just to scalp it.

>>42266554
Yeah, making stupid decisions is kinda her thing

>>42266548
>is that Prison Architect?
Think so, yeah, but it isn't very clear. The couple in the original pic were playing Diablo, I think, but that doesn't look to be the case here.

>>42266541
Pretty uncomfy for playing. I want. But pretty uncomfy.

>>42266635
nut

A nice gaming neet marefriend wouldn't be the end of the world, I suppose.

>>42266548
On Sunset's screen?
Her screen is clearly the original Command and Conquer

>>42267094
This fits them all so perfectly

>>42267094
That CiV UI is... uncannily well-detailed...

>>42267094
I would play Civ V with Twilight but also holy shit she only has three cities and she's researching replaceable parts. She should be way up by that point she sucks. Also who the fuck plays Songhai?

>>42267094
Gamer mare gf

>>42267271
I do. One of the easiest domination civs with a ridiculous faith game and impossible to bankrupt due to its UA. Are you some minmaxing bulbslave that begs to play Babylon or Korea? Or perhaps you're a Poland "player" that needs to be hard-carried just to play on Deity?

>>42267335
Nah I'm a Celt rapist. Sometimes Rome.The Celidah hall gives me enough happiness to fuck around and do whatever I want. Also shitting on Poland when you say Songhai is one of the easiest domination victories. I don't play them that much but they are invariably the best Civ. Nebs way better than Korea aswell.

>>42267271
I had a crazy domination victory on Immortal as Sonhai
>Hemispheres, continent I start on is half desert shithole and half jungle (guess where I'm plopped)
>This fucking blows how am I supposed to oh hi Brazil
>Beeline catapults and btfo the huehue capital asap
>Rush Petra and start snowballing
>Carve through neighbors and start circumnavigating the globe way too late
>Discover other continent
>Oh hey Polaaaand they were just wiped out by Japan
>Actually Japan looks fucking terrifying (they conquered their entire half of the world)
>After doing the same on my end we gear up for the murderhobo war to end all wars
>Launch 2 front naval/marine/paratrooper invasion to claim all the capitals they took
>Nukes being flung at each other autistically until everything is a wasteland
>Chingchong eventually consneeds
Feels good to be kang

>>42267094
>Mfw rainbow dash screams at how she will cave my fucking face in, snap my dick in two and piss on what remain of my face after I noobtube her for the 15th time in a row

>>42267366
I almost never get nuked by the AI. It's one the things I focus on so hard is to attack their nukes as hard and fast as I can. What size of map was this? I almost always play on huge. This may just be coincidence but I feel like Japan is always an AI Civ that ends up being your largest enemy. I aswell have fought 20 city+ Japan across multiple eras before

>>42267604
I can't remember specifically but it was either standard or large because there were at least 8
>Me (Songhai)
>Brazil
>Siam
>Mongols
>France
>Japan
>Denmark
>Poland

>>42267271
The real question is why she isn't using the various pony civilization mods.

>>42267725
She renamed it Twibuctu, we know Timbucktu exists if we believe the words of comic Rainbow Dash. So what's this mean? She's imagining a timeline where they prospered, destroying the Changelings.

Or...if you're a EaW player she's imagining bringing civilisation to the Zebras instead, whichever you find funnier.

>>42268796
is Fluttershy so good or is it Sunset so bad?

>>42269163
Sunset has been gaming for so much that she became a /v/tard that's better at complaining about videogames rather than actually playing them to the point where she gets completely obliterated by a controller muncher thot like Fluttershy at the most basic game

>>42269163
Two things can be true at once

why does Flutters look so soft? 10/10 character design.

>>42269500
she's a whore and a slut

>>42269500
bro... she has whore eye shadow...

>>42269523
The hell? She did the howling at the moon 3 wolves meme!

>>42269523
Fluttershy has always been a little freaky. I'm not sure which one, but I'm sure at least one of both fucks animals

>>42267094
Is Applejack Minecraft or just a play on those simulator games?

>>42270347
Probably just a play on the simulator games, unless maybe she's got Pam's or some other farming mod installed.

>>42267094
Fluttershy would play some JRPG like kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy

>>42270279
fuckkk

>>42272372
*ftfy

>>42272375
You will never be funny

>>42272377
>Waah irrelevant u not funny
Annnnd there~
Another autograph for babby's collection.

>>42266541
Me with Flutters but she's getting the laptop

>be sunfag
>get banned

>>42272480
>be pretend janny
>the end

>>42272481
>projection

>>42272484
'What projection'?

>Y-You're emboldening the shithead!
>Don't bend the knee this time!

>>42272486
see you next time when EQG is still here and you haven't changed anything

>>42272492
How many knees you bend recently? Besides when you kneel down to fellate the unpaid sweepers, that is.

>>42272496
yours
not reading the spoiler, don't care

>>42272501
>More of junior janny's detective work

He's so mad
It's so sad
Feels good to be an EqGchad!

>How are you this good, Fluttershy?!
>"Oh um, I 1v1 with an older gentleman, and I've had an extensive amount of time working his joystick, so I know all the sensitive combos and special moves.."
Yowza!

>>42272505
imagine making someone perpetually mad by just existing
it's like free coupons to an amusement park

>>42272506
>Chaos'd
Oh my skies, eqgcucks...

Fluttershy works a joystick like a pro because she learned from DHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>My specials are unblockable, Sunny!
Huh? Oh, right sorry...uh Discorded' lol

>be sunfag
>get banned

>Heh, you'll go down after my ol' patented Butterfly shuffle combo, Sunny..
>Just like D HAHAHAHA
Top wew!

still not reading your spoilers

She's relaying her sexual escapades with her chaotic sugar daddy to Sunset.

What else would a Gamershy gf do, bros?
>Get out of the room, I'm streaming!
>*Throws some other guys underwear at you*

Mwaah

Fluttershy is no stranger to joysticks it seems. Might be more versed in working shafts than OP even...

>>42272565
>triple footjob
Nut

>>42272565
>triple ballstepping
Nut

>>42272565
>triple toe sucking
Nut

>>42272565
>triple nutting
Foot

>>42272659
>>42272746
>>42272757
>>42272758

>>42272766
Fluttershy would enjoy getting her feet licked

>>42273000
Good grief

>>42272766
>>42273000
bro...

>>42272565
>no embarrassing but otherwise "safe" humiliation ritual to inflict on the loser

>>42274757
haha yeah imagine sunset getting creamed so hard that she has to drink a can of soda
except she has to have rainbow dash's sweaty foot in her mouth, her cute toes pressed on the top of her tongue, and the soda is poured along the top of dashie's foot from the ankle haha

>>42272565
Have we ever had a sleepover green?

>>42275296
there used to be a whole general about it

>nohooves
how many times can you faggots flood the catalog with your insipid shit?
You aren’t going to Equestria.

>>42275322
oops. looks like you forgot to bump

>>42275296
Here’s the most recent one: https://ponepaste.org/10028

>>42276914
wew

>>42269523
>fluttershy
>9/10 natural beauty
>is a weeb
>is a furfag
>favorite music is death metal
>hit the "introvert develops a social life because she got adopted by extroverts" jackpot

what the fuck is this character bro.

>>42277694
EQG girls are idealized girlfriends because the writers knew what they were doing.

>>42277694
>is a weeb
Sauce?

>>42278218
Scare Master episode

>>42277694
>9/10
what is a 10/10

>>42278234
Sailor moon
Aigis?
Dunno that one
Bulma
Ranma

Yeah she's an entry level weeb

>>42278308
>Aigis?
>Dunno that one
Rei
Utena

>>42278308
>entry level weeb
>can't name some characters
not so entry after all, eh?

>>42278308
>doesn't know who rei is
>calls others entry level
how the fuck are any of these entry level anymore? they are all 30 to 50 years old. anytime i try to talk to anyone about evangellion they always say 'oh haha i think ive heard about that. hey, do you watch sword art online? what about blue lock? its like squid game with soccer balls!'

>>42278384
It's the same reason anyone who joined 4chan after 2006 is still a newfag

>>42278384
I walked into an office to do IT work. The zoomers there were talking about Wan Piss, Jewjewtsu Foreskin, and Demon Slayer. I felt like a genuine f/a/g and I almost revealed my power level. I still feel embarrassed over my thoughts...

>>42278384
I'm more of a flcl guy than evangelion

>>42278533
>Wan Piss, Jewjewtsu Foreskin, and Demon Slayer
kek

>>42278729
for me, it's slayers featuring the GREAT and POWERFUL naga the serpent

>>42278533
i like what little of the one piece manga i have read, and what little of naruto ive read as well. they are as good as shounen gets, i think, as they are very thematically strong and have interesting worlds. i don't understand people's fascination with demon slayer or fairy tale or one punch man and so on. i wish i could get excited for anything made in the past 20 years but i can't, though i am happy for people that can at least. browsing /a/ is like talking with my coworkers about anime, literally nothing i am interested in but people are very passionate. i wonder if the new bartender anime is as good as the original

>>42266536 (OP)
iwant shimmer to call scootaloo a neighger on xbox live (2011)

>>42277694
>favorite music is death metal
Since fucking when?

>>42278942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgv2jlN-FKg

>>42278358
>>42278359
To be fair, aigis from persona three gives similar vibes. And utena's design , whole visually striking is hard to make work and recognizable as a pony

>>42278926
>Be shimmy playing black ops 1
>Stupid squeaker faggot joins
>"Go play lego star wars stupid nigga squeaker"
>"proceeds to get called every slur under sun even slurs you have never heard before"

>>42279060
Women don't play shooters.
They play farms and socialization simulators.

>>42279089
i met some girls playing Counter Strike or Diablo II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KpCRpyH4e4

>>42279089
My mum used to play cod but yeah women only know animal crossing sims and stardew vally

>>42279048
This isn't a "too be fair" situation, they're a retard and you're a retard enabler.

>>42279089
Maybe a decade ago, gaming in general is normieshit now and there are vtuber attentionsluts playing the most obscure shit

>>42278926
Booba

gamer mare gf

>>42279424
Homie, you're the one people calling others names for not caring enough to be able to filter everything through the lense of pastel horsies

>>42281037
I'm not your homie, bruh

>>42279089
Except that Sunset and Scootaloo are considered more like tomboys, I can see them playing shooters. Sweetie Belle? Yeah, she's playing the Sims.

>>42267094
Huh. That explains why I like Twilight.

>>42267271
I think she should be up to Plastics at least.

>>42281954
I want to play this. There's always a 1% chance you're compressing an e-bike battery in your truck that results in a massive fireball.

>>42266635
>wearing shoes without pants

What a weird combo.

Stream bombing is fun if you know the right guys.

>>42283699
Do you have a gif for this one? >>42266536 (OP)

>>42273000
Why is she so perfect bros

>>42284185
Thanks

>>42284882
>[This human is sleeping.]
>

>>42284977
Great green

>>42284977
Good times.

>>42284977
It was a better time

>>42284882
DarkSydeShimmer is a really funny mental image.

>>42287323
Black Mesa playthrough pt10 with Shimmy instead would be incredible.

>>42287323
>>42287900
If only a certain person with a perfect Sunset Shimmer impersonation hadn't done a teeny tiny mistake, then we could've had a channel where said voice actress reads dialogue from the stupidest moments in game reviewer / streamer history while fans get to animate it.

>>42287927
If said person also know how to take care of herself instead of ballooning up she can do whatever she wants without consequences. Seriously, if she isn't as fat as she is, people might forget what she even did

>>42288438
Fat woman sings.

>>42266541
>>42266548
>prison architect
BASED

Wow that's her 20th playthrough of chaotic sugar daddy sim

>>42289917
Oh man, gamer girl juice

>>42289872
>[imaginary audiences laughs in head]

>>42290377
My word you should really see someone about the laughter in your head..

>be sunfag
>get banned

She's good at working the joystick alright, many chaos-themed men can attest, I'm sure.

>>42290355
Sweet

>>42278234
This was cringe. No anime, no big lebowski, no fucking beatles. Just ponies, please. FiM could've been great. All they had to do was not contaminate it with poisonous real life shit and not make twilight a princess and work with what they already have instead of adding 20 more new things each season.

>>42292242
Squeaker

>>42292242
Is Fluttershy licking one of those vitamin powder sachets?

>>42292812
I somewhat agree, i can handle 'subtle' background Big lebowski jokes but stuff like Weird Al or Q as voice actors is where i draw the line and obviously all the blatant real world shit from later seasons suck dick

>>42293970
no, that's ketchup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJYzT_-klgM

>>42267143
Would she have supported Ross Scott and the Stop Killing Games initiative?

>>42294197
She's Amarecan so he would have already told her to give up on their country's petition.

>>42294147
oh i see

>>42295995
cookie clicker is difficult, guys!

up

>>42284185
More?

>>42297931
what are you requesting exactly?

>>42298528
Sounds like Dhahahahaha.

>>42298739
>Hey, Fluttershy, we just got a big donation from a Chaos_Pimp_XxX!
>Anyone you know?

don't miss these
>>42289872
>>42290446

>>42299167
thanks, jan

>>42299368
>Deleting content
Big oof, eqgsharts...

>>42299389
they completely missed these but thanks to your repeated efforts, they got sniped as well
you helped making the board a better place

>>42299399
I'll keep helping with that content you guys like so much, no worries.
>Unbeknownst to Shitty I mean Shimmy, Fluttershy is an accomplished gamer
>Says she owes it all to her older, very chaotic instructor

>>42299408
you can taste the salt in that post

>>42299415
Yeah sure, these posts and not the ones clamoring for their deletion, sure, lol..

>Fluttershy, I thought you said you were good at Kombat Storm..
>"I am, though!"
>All your character is doing is crouching and taunts.
>".. Well yeah, that's how Discord taught me to play."

>>42298739
Kawaii

>>42299927
desu ne?

>>42298528
These:
>>42300872
>>42289704

>>42300872
technically Fluttershy can be bottomless too

>>42301572
>>42300872
Nice

>>42301594
You just know she goes au natural

At least she won't bald....Right?

>>42267094
>Dash
ok I lol'd

>>42302154
That's not how you use this console.

>>42302154
Well...

>>42303611
Silver Spoon looking cute

>>42303611
Buttons look uh...

>>42284185
CUTE!

Camp activities can wait. It's time to pwn some n00bs and casuals.

>>42305157
based

>>42305157
>not camp manager simulator Hervest Moon edition

HARVEST.
FUCK.

Would they like Helldivers? I heard women's voices in chat.
>Changeling-ids who produce valuable element-3N07 upon expiring
>FlimFlam-trons (I don't know)
I don't know about the squids. Sirens?

You can also spell it element-3/\07.

>>42305157
That's why she's best girl

>>42305157
>>42305514
>>42305900
Women play only 4 games, Sims, Minecraft with furniture mods, Animal Crossing and its topdown copy Harvest Moon, and the nightmarish browser games with rotten teeth and infected wounds.

>>42307176
You're missing out on what real women play, Anon

>>42266536 (OP)
oh yeah here's how the committee handled that scene, this is how it went down
>okay we cant just keep doing this without break, so make her lose the video game. show weakness, but in a way that doesn’t actually affect anything. goyim will eat that shit up, they're stupid.
and you know what.. he was right, and he made money because YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING FARM ANIMNAL.

>>42266541
Are they having sex

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise, you will listen to me

What do you get from a no-talent hack?
You take the main hero and paint her front-back
A copy and paste of a much better mare
With bacon strip highlights all over her hair?

I don't like the look of it!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doy
Built for the reddit funkopop goy
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
The bugman's defense is "ree" and "nah ahh"

You reap what you sow, when you pander and lie
A legion of simps who will never ask "why?"
A hollow applause, manufactured and fake
So stop the charade, oh for good—ness—sake!

I can't take it anymore!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doom
Lazy crap writing seals its own tomb
So learn from this mess, and follow what's true
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do

OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA.
>OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA.
OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA
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OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA.
>OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA.
OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA.
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>OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA.

>>42307409
Sex

>>42307409
Nice eyes

>>42307176
Don't forget Tetris

>>42307176
They also play bejeweled, candy crush (bejeweled), 100% orange juice (mario party with waifus) and hunieppop (bejeweled with waifus)

>>42307176
Also streamer overload or whatever if they are BPD.

Gamer Luna

>>42310192
dumb headcanon and overrated meme

>>42310208
Nah, your existence is overrated. Gamer Luna be ruling

>>42310347
this is sunfag btw

>>42310369
*this is content btw

>be sunfag
>get banned

>Imply ANY of their eqg counterparts are 'involved'
>Crybaby watch dog comes every time lmao.

>>42310378
these threads would NEVER get this amount of moderation if it weren't for your stupid double digit ass
you keep making them better. for free

>>42310379
It actually illustrates their bias.

>>42310382
it actually illustrates your retardation
cause and effect

>So, Discord, 'Shy tells me you two play alot of smash. Who do you main?
>"..I'm sorry, 'main'?"
>Uh, yeah, you know, in the videogame?
>"'Videogame'"?

She's rated C for Chaos'd

Fine, they're all rated E for Everyone except you lmao.

If only you performed this well with actual rule breaking posts.

>>42310541
they do

>>42310565
>Posts I personally don't like and spam reports on til one of the sitters notices
Cringe.

>>42310573
>posts that are spam get removed for spam
based

>>42310576
>Waaah nanny help these sporadic posts I don't like are spam

>>42310587
>Waaah nanny help these sporadic threads I don't like are spam

Yep, they're both joystick pros alright.

>>42310602
You're just buying time hoping one of your 50yr old unpaid fags wakes up, notices your bleats and enacts a ban lmao.

>>42310607
it would never work so well if i didn't get guaranteed replies every single time

Welp' give the people what they want.
*Ahem*
Both these characters fuck men who aren't you.

Get a sense of humor and a real job, loser.

>>42310617
>humor
>funny

Do you think she has an account on Discord, guys?

Yep, still jerkin all the joysticks but yours.

If only you got paid per post..
Or if only you got paid in general lol.

Smash'd

>>42310192
>>42310311
classic meme

>>42310208
Y

Smashed, chaos'd, etc...

>>42312696
Hot

>>42310311
this desu

>>42312696
Nice

>>42307176
My female coworker plays that skibidi zoomer CS:GO clone Valorant

>>42266536 (OP)
What kind of shoes is Sunset even wearing?

>>42314794
They look like gaudy high-tops. Now Fluttershy's gladiator sandals though. Those are pure SEXO.

>>42314794
converse?

>>42315014
they look like they don't fit. lemme take them off real quick

>>42315014
Sex

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise, you will listen to me

What do you get from a no-talent hack?
You take the main hero and paint her front-back
A copy and paste of a much better mare
With bacon strip highlights all over her hair?

I don't like the look of it!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doy
Built for the reddit funkopop goy
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
The bugman's defense is "ree" and "nah ahhh"

You reap what you sow, when you pander and lie
A legion of simps who will never ask "why?"
A hollow applause, manufactured and fake
So stop the charade, oh for good—ness—sake!

I can't take it anymore!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doom
Lazy crap writing seals its own tomb
So learn from this mess, and follow what's true
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do!