Let's be real, nobody wants to be an earth pony. Being able to fly & magic >>>>>>>>> being a farmer

Still better than being Spike.

>>42266834 (OP)
>blocks your path

>>42266840
yjk

>>42266840
does Spike really?

>valuing le spells and le flight gimmicks over a fundamental understanding of the earth that sustains us
I know mostly everyone here is south of 20 years old, but there's no need to put such a fine point on it.

>>42266834 (OP)
You forgot Pinkie can fly with either balloons or her helicopter thingy.

Earth ponies deserve all of the respect for their hard work tending to some of the more important aspects of Equestrian society. Food, construction, pure strength. The whole nine yards, they're a significant chunk of the 'underbelly' of Equestria. Without them, Equestria would plunge into chaos.

Think about it, a pegasus... farming? What's she going to do, use her wings to simulate wind and blow the plant away?

Unicorns would probably end up accidentally genetically engineering the plant into some sort of carnivorous monster when they confuse their gardening book for a cursed gardening book.

>>42266834 (OP)
>it's another muh power, erf is le bad thread
human attitude born of a human world

ok
earth ponies are still my favorite

>>42266834 (OP)
>farmer
That's literally what I want to be in Equestria.

Some people just want a simple, happy life.

>>42266913
This. I can't stress enough that the far majority of you will be barred from entering Equestria.

>>42266834 (OP)
Twilight wouldn’t act that way to her friends.

>>42266913
>t. Jelly Mud Pony

>>42266857
Twilight could lift apples off multiple trees. Literally what could earth ponies do that Pegasuses and unicorns can’t?

>>42266992
Ticketfags get the rope

>>42267046
Lol the trees won't even grow without Earth ponies. DYEWTS?

>>42267046
Twilight is a special case, since she's super-specially uniquely talented in unicorn hoodoo. Unless you've got a Twilight on hand for every farm in Equestria, then the humble earth pony remains indispensable.

>>42267046

Twilight is also an extremely gifted unicorn/alicorn whose prowess is magic. Most unicorns to my understanding can only use their magic in regards to whatever their special talent is.

>>42267041
I'm not jealous of ponies who think shortcuts on a beautiful path are a good thing.

>>42267057
>>42267058
A fucking newborn unicorn was casting spells when Pinkie was baby sitting. Unicorns just aren’t interested in using deeper magic for some reason, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t powerful.

>x tribe is better than y tribe
>again
We have learned nothing and Harmony will forever evade us.

>>42267067
One example isn't inherently an accurate depiction, plus given they're a baby who knows, they're probably learning and figuring everything out. Unicorns are powerful, yes, but their magic is best served for whatever role it is they're in.

I suppose Earth ponies have some magic too, given they can make plants grow much more efficiently than other ponies.

>>42266834 (OP)
Earth ponies are my favourite thoughie... :(

>>42266989
This, I'd be happy just doing a hard days work for my fellow ponies

>>42266859
yes, very cute. but she can also blast a massive fart cloud that's powerful enough to blast her up into the air

>>42266834 (OP)
such mentality is responsible for trans people
ever seen an earth pony in FiM wishing to be an unicorn/pegasus? nah, they just do what they do knowing the food chain depends on them and can price whatever

>>42267046
Twilight can't grow and cultivate the apples competently. AJ only had issues during one harvest when Big Mac hurt himself, yet suspiciously Apple Bloom and Granny Smith somehow don't exist.

>>42267226
Neither of them are bucking trees

>>42267221
>ever seen an earth pony in FiM wishing to be an unicorn/pegasus?
Big Mac quite literally dreams of becoming an alicorn

>>42267097
>(((Though)))

>>42267082
Only those who can't shed these kind of thoughts will never enter Equestria.

>>42266834 (OP)
i like earth ponies because the thing i like about ponies is that they're ponies, adding the ability to fly or do magic has no extra appeal to me
earth ponies are the purest expression of ponihood, no added bullshit

>>42267231
actually yeah, he did
alright, we have 1 (one) instance and it was sort of subtle
(to be honest if i was lucid dreaming with bunch of mares around me, i wouldn't wish for magic but whatev)

>>42266834 (OP)
For one thing, they have the best style. Imagine a pegahorse or a hornyhorse as a noir detective, for example. It can work but never as good as with earth ponies. They're why Rarity is so mad all the time.

Idk, on the rare occassion I imagine myself as a pony it's usually as an earth pony. I just think they're cute and simple

>>42267623
lyra ur a unicorn, why would you cut off ur horn

>>42266843
I like your drawing of OP.

>>42266989
I kept wondering what I wanted out of life after watching FiM and I realized what I was missing is a high trust society. What I wouldn't do to live in equestria where I know my fellow ponyfolk and can count on them when I need them most and vice versa

>>42266917
Bruh.

>Pegasus flies into an Earth Pony
>Pegasus explodes
>Earth Pony is unmoved

>>42266917
lol

>>42267767
leave the basement challenge

>>42267797
>ayo ayo whitey don leav dey basement mofuggin racis bitch azz cracker dey dont like dey diversity on dey streets
kill yourself NIGGER

>>42266834 (OP)
Earth pony pet pet

>>42266834 (OP)
Everyone knows Earth Ponies are the biggest AND the most fertile. (I'm not talking about plants.)

>>42267797
Leave a wallet on the ground with your name and phone number, best case scenario you get it back with no money in it

>>42268388
Big Macintosh, your wife is a unicorn.

>>42268464
Eeyup, there's a big red pair of 'apples' she gets every night.

>>42267799
jej

>>42267799
That escalated quickly.

>>42267767
Yeah the most appealing thing of ponies is they're all generally default good, unlike this world's default bad.

>>42267797
>leave the basement challenge
>pic related, you

>>42267797
>leave the basement challenge
>pic related, you

>>42268787
epic fail

>>42267797
Challenge complete

>>42268801
>this is what americans fought for independence to achieve
KEEEEK

>>42268801
dios mio...

>>42268752
No, that's the tragedy of it all. We are default good. All it takes is the minority of bad people to cause the good ones to hide and retreat in on themselves

>>42266834 (OP)
Earth ponies are tanks
Pegussy are DPS
Unicorns are support

>>42268968
Earth Pony Peasantry are serfs
Pegachads are warriors
Unichads are nobility

>>42269002
Which is, more or less, Lenin's trichotomy of the worker, the soldier, and the intellectual.

>>42269011
Which is more the less shut the fuck up vatnik

>>42268968
But what about bats?

Wait a minute... does Newton's third law of motion apply to unicorn levitation magic? Because if it does, they could use their horns like grappling hooks to swing across gaps.

>>42268954
>We are default good.
Sorry, my life experience has shown me otherwise.

>>42266834 (OP)
Speak for yourself, I would love being earth pony. Just having my own little tiny farm, in a calm quiet part of Equestria, with the golden fields and apple orchards and forests. It would be a perfect life.

>>42269866
Wrong flag bro

>>42269866
Is this what Twilight Sparkle actually wants in her life? The more you know.

>>42268817
To be fair, bongland isn't doing any better

>>42266834 (OP)
>wants to be
Yeah, except I'm going as a human and I wouldn't mind for my wife to be an erf that shatters my hips every night.

>>42270064
>oh im so heckin le quirky im going as le heckin human
kill yourself nigger, you will never be special nor white

>>42270068
>heckin
>le
fresh off the boat from reddit, kid?

>>42270077
>Retard doesn't know what a paraphrased quote is

>>42270082
you're giving me the ick

>>42270068
U mad, bro?

>>42270091
Good

>>42270098
why is daisy so big?

Yeah, I'm going as a human and I will enjoy when my pegasus wife shatters my hips every night

>>42270109
She's a big filly.

>>42270114
You're not going at all.

>>42270123
Yikes sweetie, that's transphobic of you to deny humans from coming into Equestria. Human rights are trans rights!

>>42270123
Post hands

>>42270127
My man, you're not fitting in on this 4um.

>>42270132
Neither are you, since you will never be white.

>>42270146
Well yeah, he's green. Where do you think you are?

>>42270146
Hiro and Grapeape are not White either.

>>42270156
Whiter then you'll ever be.

>>42270156
>r*peape
ever since i first checked out /spg/ i always wondered if the writefag there of the same name is actually him taking the piss and he uses the board

talking about 4chan mods, imagine being the absolute nintentoddler that is A-BIB. Tendie mod absolutely seething about sonyCHADS.

>>42270174
kek

>>42270160
Sure thing, Gurupartap. How does it feel that your website is bleeding traffic because you're an incompetent little faggot?

>>42270182
>Poojeet projecting who he is
You will never be white, shitskin.

>>42270186
Gurupartap, living in America doesn't make you stop being a "poojeet". Now fix your website.

>>42270191
>Poojeet still projecting this madly
Go shit on someone elses street.

>>42270197

>>42266834 (OP)
Earth ponies can't fly or do magic but Roseluck is really hot. I mean really fucking hot. I mean mares and stallios both want her. Have you ever thought about that?

>>42270202
Stay mad.

>>42270216
Nice selfie you posted.

>>42270216
>42270212 is oscar the grouch
how would he fare in equestria?

>>42270219
Well thanks for taking a pic of my wife as she locks you in the trash, sweatie.

>>42270226
>Poojeet is still this mad
Always remember you will never be white.

I think the trashcanned guy is trying to interrupt our time. Let's go somewhere else, my love.
>No, I think he's pretty funny. Watch him mald there.

>>42270246
>Poojeet is still mad
You will never be white, shitskin.

>>42269822
I'm very sorry that you haven't been able to see the beautiful human spirit and generosity inside most people. In the 3 times I've driven across the United States I've met some of the most wonderful people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. When I broke down in Arizona, I'll always remember this, this guy gave me a ride to his shop and made me a new power steering hose and gave me a ride back to my car with a handful of tools so I could put it back in. gave him $100 and told him to have a steak dinner for helping me out in the middle of fucking nowhere. People are good anon, give them a chance, be kind to people and see what magic they give in return

>*muffled*
>>Poojeet is still mad
>You will never be white, shitskin.

>>42270257
Nice of you to post your selfie on this thread, shitskin.

>Keekeekee! Look, he's talking to himself in confusion now!
>Am I smart, darling?

>>42270272
>Poojeet is still seething
You will never be white, shitskin.

>>42270253
The very, very few strangers I have met in my life that were friendly prove me otherwise.

Realistically speaking though, humanity is not really "default bad". It's more like default "only looking out for themselves" which is fine for an individual, but cancer for a community. Earth will never be like Equestria.

>>42266834 (OP)
I want to be an earth pony. That's how I plan to reincarnate in Equestria.

>>42270492
>being a farmer probably stuck in Sweet Apple Acres at best or somewhere more unknown
you literally have better choices anon

>>42270495
What exactly is it about this prospect that sounds unappealing to you?

>>42270673
pegasus can fly in the sky and Cloudsdale sound awesome to live in
unicorns can do magic and are basically the nobility living in canterlot.
Earth ponies... farm food or fruits like apples, boring in comparison to the other 2 tribes.

does anyone have this but with appul?

>>42266918
>having bucktooth
a fate worse than dying

>>42266918
>being an earth pony
a fate worse than dying

>>42270695
>flying
Don't see the appeal.

>unicorn magic
Basically just low-level telekinesis. You're not going to be Twilight Sparkle.

>>42270879
Flying means you can navigate and travel quickly.
For Unicorn, ofc nobody here will be the next Twilight Sparkle but you can always study to learn new magic than just keeping to telekinesis like a lazy sod.

>>42270109
Brown hands made the pic

>>42270495
what makes you think an erfie has to be a farmer? maybe they wanna sell quills and/or sofas instead.

>>42270695
Earth ponies are show pretty much doing every job short of making the weather happen. Hell, in Manehattan earth ponies are the elite. Being an earth pony means I can be anything, flying would probably lose its luster after a while and unicorns aren't really all that powerful. Not much you can do with magic assuming you're a basic bitch unicorn

>>42267786
through applejack was apart of the vehicle, since she’s in the back and has the same colour as it