Thread 42267009

Just my luck edition

Previous thread: >>42224208

A thread for discussing all the stallions and R63 swapped counterparts to mares!

>>42267009 (OP)
fat
rump

>>42267014
I'd fuck him right in his ponut

>>42267060
Holy shit I need that to be me!

>>42267056
>wanting to fuck his asshole instead of letting him demolish yours

>>42267087
>"Anon! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to — What do you mean 'sit back down'?!"

First for the cutest, sexiest, ball of energy in all of stalliondom! Bubble Berry and his Monster-can-cock!

1st for Big Mac. I enjoy the cute one word stallion

>>42267266
comically massive dick for a comically silly stallion

Going to sleep stallion bros don't let them slide this one off.

>>42267286
hey whos the artist for this pic?

Fay.

sex horse

Cheeky stallions just wanna see you pop a boner.

>>42267060
I want him to make me pass out...

>>42267865
I want him to just crush me. And the last thing I experience is his heavy stallion musk.

>>42267009 (OP)
Gosh I love Troubleshoes. Seen him shipped with Sombra a few times and, while it's 100% a crack ship I think it works.

(picrel is from such a fic called Catch us if you can)

>>42267975
I want to smell and taste his heavy stallion musk until it saturates my brain

Stallions

>>42268815
WHERE?!?

>>42267280
He's the definition of stallion and the first thing to come to my mind when I hear it or read it.

>>42267125
Fair enough but have you seen this boys' plapable rear?

I love stallions so much

>>42269538
Welcome! (We'll cum)

>>42269653
If Chrysalis disguised herself as a handsome stallion she would have won because not Twilight, Celestia, even Cadence or Shining himself would have done anything to stop it.

This is all your faults

>>42270168
Head too small.

>>42270168
I wonder how small his balls have become due to his clear abuse of anabolic steroids...

>>42270053
Troubleshoes is such a big sweetheart!

Hick colts

Need to snuggle this bug

>>42271446
Love this guy so much

we stan nerd stallions

words cant describe the things i want to do to him

i was so blinded by my lust i forgot to reply directly but you know who this is about

comforting Trouble Shoes after he breaks my fucking furniture for the tenth time!

>>42271989
>he can't weld steel structures for his giant horse husband
Why are you here?

>>42271981
me too anon, me too...

>>42272203
"I'm gonna learn shading before I learn composition" picture

>>42271446
>>42271911
>>42271935
>>42272043
I love them both!

>>42272950
whats the site used in this image?

>>42273441
the OG gay pony couple.

>>42273013
>https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com/

>>42267467
Brother, please tell me that's a shitpost.

>>42273781
What's wrong with it? It's just a 3D model of Apple Split and his horn.

can we post our own stallion art in this thread
idk if drawfagging is allowed or appreciated

>>42274018
Any good stallion art is good stallion art, go ahead drawfags, and post.

>>42274018
>tfw death by slapping your coltfriend's ass and triggering his horsey kick reflex.

It would be a worthy death.

>>42272203
I'm loving this artist's work with these two

>>42272875
Rizz'm with the tism

Well….

Wish there was more art of him

>>42274222
I mean, he does...

>>42274354
Who's that?

>>42274018
>idk if drawfagging is allowed or appreciated

Drawfagging not appreciated, It's encouraged.

>>42273998
>It's just
That's a popen with a history. And the guy who's playing that character gets more deranged by the day. It's not just. That's a slippery slope.

>>42274803
Nobody understands what you are talking about, Anon.

>>42274803
well I know nothing about p*pen drama and shit so I just enjoy the image.

>>42274803
>>42275127
dare I even ask what the drama is all about? I don't follow fandom stuff just look at cute pony pics.

>>42275131
>tldr
It's the new character of the former opg boss Rose. Used to be a solid guy, but he slowly fried his mind and became an unironically degenerate zigger simp. With the decline came his new alias Apple Split. It stands for him falling from grace.

>>42275358
If that is true, don't let this guy associate Apple Split with him.

do we have any candidates for stallion images that convey this emotion

>walk in on your royal guard roommate
>find him like this
wat do?

>>42276345
Give him a helping hand or mouth, obviously.

>>42276345
Tongue to his ponut, he clearly needs it

>>42276345
Show him how my tongue can do better then his magic.

>>42267266
He's my husband and he will receive me in equestria

>>42276345
We're going to have a very frank conversation about how even though it might seem hot, it's really bad for your back, and you're gonna have a hell of a time explaining how you can't do PT because you were sucking your own dick last night. It's really much healthier just to have friends to help you. Dope...

>>42276649
Sauce?

>>42276649
He really is the perfect guy.

>>42276732
That's a human only problem

>>42277207
He is so precious

Kirin boys are built for happy-ending snuggles...

I get the bpd vibes from the kirn, everything is sunshine and rainbows until he has a bad day and suddenly he's burning your shit in the lawn.

>>42277464
He's so like me...

>>42277438
cute

>>42277464
Crazy ex vibes fr

>>42277469
You sound fun to walk the razor's edge with. I'd enjoy pushing your boundaries just to try and get a rise outta ya.

>>42277436
Kirin manes must feel so nice to run your hands through.

>>42277352
The best

>>42268003
I just read that fic, decided to post it here cause troubleshoot, and here someone already brought it up!
If you, yes (You) reading this post, have not read this, do it! Do it now!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/505244/catch-us-if-you-can

>>42278408
Now I have two trashy LN/doujin concepts dueling in my head.

>That Time I Had a One Night Stand with my Oshi's Dad

vs.

>This Otaku will do Anything to Marry into the Royal Family!

>>42278408
Wanna trade places with Star Tracker so much rn.

>>42280373
So would you creep on the family members or wait until they came on to you? Who would you aim for first?

>>42270111
what's he talking about?

>>42281096
His hindleg.
Start sucking now.

I wish I was Flurry Heart (but a guy)

>>42281914
I really, really like this picture. May I save it?

>>42280685
Well going off the image I replied to I would be hoping to get noticed by Night Light.Or Shining.

>>42276649
SFW'd

>>42276759
Dibujito

>>42282586
God he's so qt <3

>>42281914
This is cute. I love the soldier behind him leaning in.

He deserved to be reformed and also become my coltfriend...

>>42279385
post sauce

You can pick only one of the 63'd m6 to be your coltfriend, who do you chose?

Personally I'd go dusk shine. I love nerdy boys.

>>42283423
butterscotch, no contest

>>42283423
Already my favourite, ponk being a gril is the only thing holding me back.

>>42282896
He deserved to be worse and also make me his slave...

MAN

>>42282896
Is it strange that I find him less bad than Cozy? We don't know why either of them got so fucked in the head, but we can at least assume that Sombra went through some shit in his life to become loco and Cozy is just rotten to the core. I have nothing to base this on, but that's how I see it.

>>42282906
Sombra is a gamer to rival Luna
>>42283468
also this desu
>>42284041
I would've taken stoning over vaporisation either way

>>42284040
Sir, that’s the kirin.

>>42283409
Sure thing. Artist is sonigiraldo
https://ponerpics.org/images/6753524

Stallion snuggles

>>42284322
very nice, thank you

>>42283423
Ponk is my favorite mare, and I think Bubble Berry would be just that much better! Although, Butterscotch is a close second.

>>42285233
Yep! Enjoy that Kirin booty, anon.

>>42284246
By Jove, I do believe thou art correct!

Full pic

>>42285310
Would their r63 counterparts have the same voice actor, too?

>>42287193
Hmmm, I didn't think about that. It would be fun if they did! I've tried voicing them both to varying degrees of success. Voice acting is truly an art, especially when one actor voices multiple characters in the same show. It's such an amazing talent that often goes under-appreciated. Thank you voice actors and actresses for giving our beloved characters voices!

comet tail a cute

Long shaft

>>42287038
I hate lighting blot eyebrows on blitz, completely ruins it.

>>42288647
Agreed

okay ignore the name, but this would basically be big mac irl
so if he's this jacked... would you still?

>>42289418
>Ignore the name...
No sir, I cannot.

>>42288615
Wide flare

Stallion ass

>>42289418
I need an adult.

Caramel

>>42289418
>Big Mac
Too buff. That's closer to the Bulk Biceps of stallions.
>would you still?
Yes.

>>42290892
Rude

>>42289418
Yeah. Stallions somehow turned me bi for ponies.
But only for ponies.

Sex with stallions?

>>42292845
I don't want to have sex with stallions but I'd certainly suck one off

stallion with a breeding mount

>Stallion on 10
Gay.

>>42293127
https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2025/6/22/7267365.png ?

>>42283423
Elusive would be so beautiful and funny and needy and passionate...

>Fags can't keep their thread up again
You really need to step up your game.

>>42295132
Cqn you relly blame them ?They have a lot of dicks to suck.

>>42295132
i think they have pills for that

>>42295132
It's over...

Sombra is so hot

Y'all need Jesus. Big, hunky, stallion, Jesus...

>>42296581
You found one pony I would never sub to.

>>42295990
Why is he shipped so often with Braeburn?

>>42296786
Because they are the two most obviously gay pones, pre Sunburst's introduction.

>>42296794
NuSombra, maybe. Part of his former appeal was that he was intimidating and monstrous, like a werewolf.

>>42295275
Sorry I'm late! Was sucking sweaty stallion dick.

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/3/17/3567821.png
giwtwm

>>42296581
Are you trying to make me gay for Jesus or something?

>>42292161
>turned me bi for ponies.
>But only for ponies.
Same. There must be a name for this phenomena.

I want a stallion to support me

>>42297905
This except mares made me bi

>>42297905
It's called patrician taste.

>>42268815
are living in your walls

>>42292161
>>42298455
This, except for both

Anons itt be like

I like a little chin hair on my stallions. Not always, but often.

>>42299343
A little tuft is nice.

>>42299494
Yup. Sunburst's goatee is about as much as I'd prefer though. Anything more and it starts to lose appeal to me.

>>42288647
I would either want them to be bigger or not be there at all. If they're normal-sized, then they look stupid.

Stallion flank smack

>>42300413
stallion flank smacking against (You)r flank

>>42300462
*against (You)r face

>>42300472
Stallion balls flopped on (You)r nose

>>42299531
sunburst is cute!

>>42299343
been meaning to design a stallion oc and never thought about this. thinking of giving him a lil tuft like that

sunburst!

>>42301606
Stallion sniffing (You)r balls

MEN

>>42302429
those are ponies not men you fucking faggot

>>42302429
I pick shiny

>>42267865
ANON THIS PICTURE CONTAINS BALLS

>>42267467
rose go back to /opg/

Stallion ass

>>42267009 (OP)
worst OP image yet, such a ugly pony

>>42303180
Unf sheath peak...

>>42303180
Damn, this pic is hot. Sunburst wants to be burst in~

>>42303860
Fuck I didn't notice

>>42272344
And they didn't take time to learn anatomy either. Sunburst's lifted leg is wild. Don't get me started on the faces.

I've had art professors say that some people over-render in an attempt to hide their artistic shortfalls.

>>42302766
You can hang out with all the boys

>>42303983
god i fucking love him

>>42305033
He's such a cute & sexy nerd!

>>42305100
he's very professional in doing all sorts of kinky magic

>>42303180
>Check it in Desu
>Anatomically proper sheath
Nice.
>Read text
>Mind manipulation induced slut behavior and implied infidelity
Sucks.

I like this colt

top 10 prettiest stallions as a heterosexual man:
>apple split
>braeburn
>double diamond
>soarin'
>zephyr breeze (with a shave, short mane, and better personality)
>party favor
>star tracker
>trixie's dad
>coco crusoe
>night light

>>42305874
there are no male kirins thoughbeit

>>42305971
How can Forest be my husbando if he is not a stud?

>>42305100
hes my favorite stallion (and also the most similar pony to me irl)

>>42306789
Are you a cute nerd irl?

>>42306862
i have been called such before, yes

>>42306392
Looks tasty!

>>42306868
Mmmm, I bet whoever called you that wasn't wrong. You probably are a cute lil nerd that has the mannerisms of Sunburst. You're probably just as constantly horny as he is too...

/mlp/
Come for the ponies, stay for the gay flirting.

>>42307675
>>42306868
>>42306862
>>42306789
Get a room faggots. Pic unrelated.

>>42305791
>top 10 prettiest stallions as a heterosexual man
>#1 Apple Split

You’re gay. No one cared about this guy until ponyaoi happened. No one even knew who he was. Plus you are objectively wrong because you didn’t list the Kirin as the top cutest most cuddly snuggable sweet little lovable adorably huggable unbearably undeniably fuggable irresistibly kissable most adorablest little angels in Equestria. Faggot.

>>42308216
>No one cared about this guy
wtf are you talking about, he is literally the main character of MLP.

Actually, how has that guy not done the Kirin yet? It could work either way. Seems like an oversight to me.

>>42308216
nope, I liked his design far before tamers was even a glimmer in the fandom's eye
kirin, on the other hand, I just didn't count as pony stallions, and they're all palette swaps of each other which isn't very interesting

>>42308381
Only two of your listed pones aren't palette swaps.

I don't like that kirin males have the same nose as regular female ponies.

>>42308403
>all but two aren't palette swaps
how so? I can only think of coco crusoe, who's just a no-name backgrounder that I just happen to like the color scheme of, but the rest have at the very least unique manes.

>>42307675
are you the same anon who flirted with me in a previous thread? heheh....

How do you think sombra punishes him for this

>>42308909
Forced crossdressing and anal sex, if he's gaying up Sombra, Sombra's gonna make him even faggier

>>42308909
rainbow haired sombra a cute.

>>42308891
Heh. Perhaps anon... Perhaps. You seem just as cute as then too. Great Sunburst pic too! Really highlights his adorable face and sexy body!

>>42308216
>tfw always thought apple split looked like a cute twink
>tfw would advocate for him every so often
>tfw stallion-ified the "kiss mares. hug mares." etc shitpost one day
>tfw posted it alongside a pic I particularly liked of apple split in the thread
>tfw the next thread was "studschizo" edition with the same picture
>tfw next week there's a tamers episode featuring him
>tfw may have influenced tamers' decision in picking one of his new characters
>tfw helped others see the light
>tfw :)
it's not much but it's something
his cousin apple cinnamon is pretty cute too

>>42309505
You did your duty. Rest now, sweet prince.

>>42305791
>party favor
>trixie's dad (his name's jack pot)
>night light
based as fuck choices, but all of them taken as a whole, nah dude, you're gay as hell

>>42309439
well what if I am cute.. and what if I like the flirting.. hmm? what then?

>>42309736
Gross, get a room.

>>42309736
Gosh anon! So forward! You must really enjoy my teasing, hmm? My verbal caresses, if you will. I imagine Sunburst also takes well to a good flirting, a bright pink blush across his muzzle as sweet nothings are whispered into his ear. You both are so adorable.

>>42310004
https://vocaroo.com/14i9h4fqz2M3

>>42310024
>https://vocaroo.com/14i9h4fqz2M3
Fuck.

You kids need to fuck on off. Back before your time there was a gay horse thread and it got kicked off the board for exactly this kind of bullshit. It took a long time before we could post stallion threads without getting b& again. I’m sure they still have a dicksword if you want to erp. I’d thank you for not fucking this up for everyone again.

>>42309505
Godspeed Anon.

>>42310290
This, the thread is getting terrible. Stallions are fine, but the gay erp stuff is cancer.

the male spa pony always had me acting up

>>42310290
>>42310346
Okay, okay. I'll cool it with the flirtatious behavior. The last thing I want is for the thread to be kicked off again. For the greater stallion good, I'll heed your warnings.

>>42310416
I love him as well. He's a super freak too btw.

>>42310290
Oh they were banned? I thought the various gay pony generals just died because of lack of postings and everyone taking it to discord.

>>42310988
Can I get a catbox link please? I don't want to make a xitter account.

>>42313103
>he doesn't know about nitter
ngmi

His face when you finally ask him to the gala.

>>42313103
https://files.catbox.moe/5pqeba.png
https://files.catbox.moe/vay7cs.png
https://files.catbox.moe/z1mds0.png
https://files.catbox.moe/owdq8o.png
https://files.catbox.moe/7zhu6s.png
https://files.catbox.moe/319sk5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/70kpjh.png
https://files.catbox.moe/6diwos.png

Stallion balls

>>42313746
>>42310988
Hotttt thanks for the art anon

sweaty stallion

>>42313746
>spoonfeeding
please kill yourself

>>42313746
Thanks anon! Much appreciated.

>>42313746
>hugely oversized ponut
ugh

Live dammit

>>42313746
Super sexy and fun! Thanks for the art!

Braeburn is 100% straight. He is exclusively attracted to females and the thought of doing anything with a male turns him off.

>>42315825
Personally, I think most ponies are straight, not sex fiends and I don't ship anypone with anyhorse really

But I'll still ogle their dangly bits

>>42315115
That's cute. Kind tired Soarin, happy that his cowpony is happy.

>>42314333
Sweaty stallion parts...

>>42312372
oh no

Would you a robo-stallion?

>>42316510
It's a great feeling, knowing the one you care about so much is happy.

>>42317775
No, what the hell are you going to do with cold steel? Begone.

>>42317775
You say that like plones haven't been a thing

>>42317814
True, true. What a hunk! I'd love to assist with his "maintenance."

>>42317814
>BRRRRRT
Does that mean he's got six dicks?

>>42317968
Nah, just one, big, "canon"

>>42317968
it's one dick but it has six urethras

>>42317968
It means that it goes Brrrrrt

>>42318121
Unf, pump me full of lead...

>>42267060
what if he just let one rip

Stallion smell

>>42319220
It's an addicting smell!

So, what happened to all the faghorse discords? Did they all just die out?

>>42319724
AIDS

>>42319724
died of bofa
good riddance, they were complete cancer

>>42319724
These sounded fun, I'd join on (but no way I'm creating one lmao)

Mouth to mouth stallions

>>42321046
Ass to ass with stallions

>>42321371
Plucking ponuts against each other.

Boioioioioing

>>42321371
Like this? https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2023/8/25/3040513.png

>In stallion thread
>Not posting stallions
Fuckin A boys post your stallions.

>>42321675
>post your stallions
Alright
Is mine and husbando

Fluttershy's dad looks so goofy

>>42321698
Anon...

>>42321753
Male Hippogriffs and Kirin are stallions
Just like Unicorns.
And if he were a mare, could he do this? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GlN09_1aAAAUr-v?format=jpg&name=orig

>>42321792
Anon... you allready know what im going to say.
>Not twibooru
I aint klicking that.

>>42321815
Why? Because Twibooru has the worst tagging, so you can't find anything you are looking for.
https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2025/7/4/7275089.png

>>42321848
>Muh tagging
You sound like a queer. Nice image though. To bad...

>>42321889
An imagebooru is a failure if you can't find anything on it, it's the same as having nothing

>>42321815
why does blitz look so mad? I would love share to share a scarf with the sotch.

>>42321894
It's their get along scarf

>>42321893
All i know is what ever gay ass link you posted is dumb.

>>42321894
Hes not you autist, hes enjoying it.

>>42321960
It's a direct link to the twitter image server, bypassing all of their nonsense
And yes it is still the twitter image server that's what twimg is short for.

>>42321966
Jesus christ you are a fag. Twitter? Why the fuck would you use that shit.

>>42321973
Cause that's where the artist uploaded it. Until I uploaded it to ponerpics.

>>42321976
Fair point retard. Fair point.

>>42321973
>>42321977
You two really just need to kiss already...

>>42322054
No, thats gross.

>>42321493
nta but fucking yes please

>>42321977
also nta but are you being annoying just to be annoying? or what?

>>42322111
Feel free not to read what i have to say faggot. Enjoy the stallions im posting.

>>42322119
k

>>42321493
"Mwah!" Exactly like that!

>>42322128
These cuties are relationship goals.

Psycho stallions

>>42321977
Why is that tree on fire?

>>42322595
he bursted his sun on it

>>42322306
i love these lil goobers like you wouldn't believe

Stupid, sexy, boybots

>>42323547
Love snoot color

hug horse

>>42321706
I wonder if Zephyr's mane is going to become a swirl like his dad's when he gets older.

>tfw no bf
it's not for a lack of trying...

>>42326120
Gig griff

>>42326442
Accept being alone retard. Nothing gets easier, you just stop trying.

>>42326442
Don't give up, anon. You'll find someone, or they'll find you. Just do your best to get/stay healthy. Put yourself out there, and do things that involve others, preferably with some guys you don't already know. There's someone out there for everyone.

>>42327189
I already did that, but then I started talking to someone that made me feel a little fluttery again…

>>42327765
You sound like a faggot. Another anon gives you good advice and you are still sitting here like a retard. Enjoy the stallions posted and then go fuck off and talk to the other faggot youre intrested in.

Eeyup

>>42326442
Don't give up hope anon! I'd been alone for all my life till I found a bf right here in a thread like this one! Love can come at you at any time!

>>42328238
? that was pretty unnecessary

>>42329766
>Wow! like omg that was like sooo unnescessary
Shut up retard, post stallions or fuck off.

>>42329813
Butterscotch wouldn't like you being mean on the /mlp/ stallion general.

>>42329870
Fuck off retard. At least you posted a stallion this time.

>>42329883
that wasnt me even kek

>>42326442
It's true! I also found a lovely boyfriend in one of these threads! Like >>42329636 said! He even works with horses IRL.
The one for you is out there!

>>42330057
sounds like a cute story anon, can we hear it?

>kirin males look like mares

No comment.

>>42330157
male and mare are only one letter apart

>>42330194
wait so if males and mares are similar then does that make me gay for liking marecock?

I hate anal sex but r63 Fluttershy is an extremely frottable and makeoutable stallion.

Okay, fine, here. Rate my stallion OC /mlp/.

(Please be nice, but only if you... want to... I guess!)

If you're wondering, yes, I have other versions of my ref sheet, but, uh, I can't just post it directly on a blue board. :3

>>42330525
>red/black alicorn oc
Nice bait.

>>42330525
He's pretty big! I'd snuggle

>>42330859
Well, he's usually in land form. He doesn't consider himself royalty. Mostly he treats the alicorn thing as a combination of pegasus and unicorn only.

>>42330922
Aww, thanks. But I'm not as big as Big Mac! Or... Big Brian. *Blush*

Pone brings (You) a snack

>>42331241
Brother?

>>42330413
supremely based

>>42330138
It is a cute one.
>In a stallion thread quite a while back
>Talk about naughty things I'd want to do with stallions
>Another anon chimes in and agrees, he then adds some naughty things he'd want to do with stallions
>Find he and I share a couple fairly specific turn-ons through these shared posts
>Admit this to the anon, he also finds it intriguing
>Other anons tell us we shouldn't let each other fade away and that we should connect off-board
>I post my Disc in hopes of him also wanting to continue things
>He accepts
>We chat nearly every day since, some chats are more spicy than others
>We play games and watch movies through Cytube
>We eventually find that our feelings for each other are more than just "bro" level
>Share our voices first, then pictures of each other
>Find each other very attractive
>We continue chatting and virtually hanging out, but now we feel such passion and care for one another
>Share our real names and addresses, I send him a fun gift, he loves it
>Help each other when we're feeling down or going through hard times
>Feel more connected to someone I've never met IRL than many people I've known IRL for many years
>Feel like life isn't just passing me by anymore, because I now found someone I want to live it with
>We've already made plans to meet up later this year, we're both very excited!
That's how it went down! We kinda just "clicked" it's surreal thinking about it sometimes.

>>42331758
Not believing this because nobody else is allowed to be happy when I'm not

>>42331758
>real names and addresses
The sheer balls, I could never. Very cute story!
I met my partner similarly on a different board, and we're living together now. Wishing the best of luck to you both in the road of long distance relationship!

>>42331758
Cute story. I hope you like each other's smell.

>>42331815
Heh, well we got to know each other for quite a while before that happened. Thanks! Yeah, it warms my heart whenever I think back on it. He's such a cute and kind guy too.
That's pretty cool that you met your partner similarly! How long since you met? How has living together been? Thanks for the well wishes, anon!

>>42331834
Heh, thanks! It's funny you say that actually! Because throughout our time chatting with each other, we've found out that we both have fairly rigorous and specific hygiene practices believe it or not! It's funny the things you find out about people the closer you become.

>>42331796
Believe it! I'm that boyfriend! You'll find a wonderful steed like I have I'm sure.
>>42331758
Awww you're even using the same gif as you did in that thread we met! Other anons at the time told us we should go take it somewhere private and we did! For every night since then I've never felt so good as when talking to you! Stallion threads will always be special to me for this.

>>42331859
I was more talking about your natural smell, since it is super important for a relationship to work. And there is no way to find out until you meet them.

>>42331838
Met like 6 years ago, and only like a year ago did we decide to move in after a few visits over the years. Its been so comforting having someone you like actually being in the same room as you lol
It gets rocky sometimes but, it doesn't compare to when it gets rough and you're still apart. Communication is also much easier since we're not restricted to the phone anymore

>>42331905
Ah, interesting! I actually am very intrigued as to what he smells like, yeah! Also, I did quite enjoy other male scents I've smelled in the past, so here's to hoping we're also olfactorily compatible too!

>>42331902
Hey Cowboy! Just reminiscing on everything that has led up to now. It was nice going back through those memories. Don't worry, I mentioned how cute you are.

>>42331925
Awww. That's great you two were eventually able to share a space together! I'm so happy for you guys! We're also hoping to eventually move in together at some point too. Your story gives me hope. I know it won't all be sunshine and rainbows, but you're definitely right about it being much worse when things go south AND you're apart. Best wishes to the both of you two as well!

>>42331985
Then I gotta mention how dashingly handsome you are. Only fair!

>>42331262
The Junk Bros

>>42331262
a food pony would probably be the best pony to be around/live with

>>42332075
Oof! You're making me blush in front of anon...!

>>42332295
Or a pone with a food-related special talent, like baking or something.

I actually normally hate seeing all the gay hookup talk in this thread, but that's because history has taught me to be wary of sluts and whores (male or female)
If you fags actually worked your way into being a couple all wholesome-like then good on you I suppose

>>42332385
Thanks yo. Seriously, I mean it. Such a nice pic too. I wish you the best in either your existing relationship or the one(s) you'll have in the future. Everyone deserve love.

Meanwhile I am 35 year old KHHV who has given up on ever having anyone in my life. I'm happy for you bf havers so also jealous.

>>42332600
Same here though a bit younger, but hey, maybe in our next life it'll be easier, never lose hope

>>42332600
I understand you anon, just hit 26 and come to the conclusion its over. But life alone cant be that bad?

>>42332295
>food pony

>>42332600
I turn 30 year this, I get it.

>>42332704
I hope I don’t get dragged back to this rock again, it’s so exhausting

>>42332704
These days there's kissless virgins at all ages. I didn't even realize I was gay til I was 28 and now a friend of ~13 years and I are talking serious. Falling into it unexpectedly is very normal.

>>42332764
Also turning 30 in a few months
>met crush in gay /mlp/ thread 12 years ago
>never really admitted love
>years later
>blew chances, they're not longer even a friend
>takes a few more years to try to mostly get over it
>just kinda have to accept I'm alone

>>42332600
>>42332704
>>42332717
>>42332764
>>42332861
You guys, don't give up! Don't relinquish yourselves to the negative thoughts! There IS someone out there for you! It takes a bit of work and determination, but you can find happiness in someone special! I believe in you bros!

>>42332600
Same except I'm 27
Been shitposting here since I was 15 but ir's cool because I'm just one of those broken people who can't maintain social shit to save my life so a relationship would just drift away.

I struggled with admitting I liked guys earlier in life. Fortunately college really opened up my sexuality and I became kind of an equal opportunity sexor, but swung towards guys most often. Sexuality is just what you make it, the labels everyone tries to give everything is pretty much just a bunch of bullshit, really. As soon as I accepted that, things became a lot easier. I can say that >>42332845 is absolutely right when mentioning that you can fall into love unexpectedly. It certainly happened that way for me! To all the anons that think you'll forever be alone, don't relegate yourself to that mindset! Put in genuine effort! You can exercise quite a bit of control in your life if you set your mind to it!

>>42332577
Not poster, but thanks, too. That picture is fucking hawt.

I'd forcefully pull all those pink stallionpanties aside in order to make out between long horse taints. <3

>>42333272
Yeah, Dripponi's cheerleader boys are so sexy and cute!

>>42332845
>I didn't even realize I was gay til I was 28
I don't believe you. You might think you are gay out of desperation since you can't get women.

>>42333004
Anon I appreciate it, I really do, but it’s very hard for me to stay positive. I’ve been rejected by everyone I’ve ever been interested in, had a good thing going with a (trans)girl for a while but she said I wasn’t what she wanted in the end and broke up with me. Now I’ve got a crush on someone and I’ve been traumatized by this stage of a relationship so many times, it’s just leaving my head spinning and my mood lowered. Makes me feel pathetic. I have a few problems but I try to be sweet and silly.

>>42333025
On the inverse, I was more open about my sexuality when I was younger. Life has been pretty rough on me and I live in a place where it’s looked down on, so I just kind of stopped engaging with that side of my sexuality much
Sorry for being an annoying therapy patient anons, I appreciate YOUR patience

>>42334055
I understand the struggle to stay positive, anon... Life is a constant battle with not only the outside world and those that inhabit it, but with oneself too. Rejection can sting for a long time, and it can make you want to shut down and give up. But don't let it do that to you! Yes, if it keeps happening, you might need to reevaluate some things about yourself or your situation. But treat it as an opportunity to dig deeper into you, not to change who you are, but to perhaps polish some of the rough edges and really make yourself shine! You can't let past trauma paralyze you! You just have to stay steadfast and hope that once you open yourself up to someone, they will treat you with the kindness and respect you deserve. But also realize that in the end, you can't control others and how they choose to treat you and live their lives, and be aware that It WILL hurt sometimes... Unfortunately that's the price of presenting your genuine self. That's why many anons live their entire lives building walls around themselves, because they don't want to get hurt. I know it can be very tough, and of course, some anon's situations are much more challenging than others, but I still believe what I said; there's someone out there for everyone! You're NOT pathetic, anon! It's just that it takes introspection, determination, and perseverance to find that magical happiness that comes with finally finding the one other person who completes you! Best of luck out there, fren! I know you're strong!

>>42333957
>>42334055
>>42334501
Can the
>/lgbtq/
tourists go the fuck back? There’s no stallions or stallionpity, just endless fucking bitching and moaning.
I know you’re fags but this is for STALLIONS

>>42334777
>anon says posting a mare
Captcha: YGAAY

>>42334777
>complains about bitching and moaning
proceeds to bitch and moan
>proclaims thread is for STALLIONS
posts mare
Please see pic related, it's (you,) right now.
By the way, I've had stallion pics in nearly every one of my posts. Because I actually like stallions AND their stallionpity.

>>42331758
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41977205/#42021442
i was right (except for the whole "react with disgust" thing)

>>42334838
Haha! You pretty much called it! That's wild!
You really ARE a wizard! What else does your crystal ball show... Hmmm?

fellas...
is it gay to be gay?

>>42334831
Do you like this stallion?

>>42334921
It is gay to be gay for humans. It is not gay to be gay for stallions.

Stallion snoot

>>42335024
I think he's alright, yeah. Got some DILF energy for sure. Too bad he has a penchant for older mares only it seems.

>>42335145
What if I want it to be gay

>>42335151
We know what you’re good at Apple Bottom

>>42333478
I need some stallion cheerleader bois following me around in life. Giving me some much needed confidence.

>>42335987
What a life!

>>42287038
Applejack is better as a stallion, and Big Mac is better as a (trans) mare.

>>42336093
>Applejack is better as a stallion
Based
> and Big Mac is better as a (trans) mare.
Cringe...

>>42319724
go be a groomer somewhere else fag

>>42335151
Love big stallion snoots!

rule 63 Maud and Pinkie DP'ing me

>>42337114
Rule 63 Maud would be chiseled AF!

Cock

>>42337199
>>42337829
Rock Cock!

For me it's Marble Pie

Cornice Pear can get it

>>42273703
link says error

>>42339162
Get what?

>>42339162
Damn! Cutie with a nice, long neck! Also, I wanna play with his mane.

>>42338559
He's by far the cutest of the bunch.

Alicorn stallions!

>>42340994
The Alicorn of erecting things.

>stop discussing fag things
>thread slows to a halt
Hmmm?

>>42333478
holy fuck dude they might as well not be wearing anything, hot asf

>>42339469
Yeah, it doesn't work, anymore.

>>42341459
Guyra would just fondle you with magic while you're helpless to stop him, maybe even paralyzed by being touched by someone else for the first time ever

>>42341940
hot

>>42341459
He was banging the shit out of that little mare.

>>42342037
Cute animation!

>>42341769
They're sexy and they know it!

>>42337829
Balls

>>42343092
Those thongs are so faggy it's unreal.

>>42343097
Not the lipstick?

>>42342763
the voiceacting is nice too. there used to be a lot of these I think

>>42343097
the underwear is sexy, but I could do without the lipstick. it's really hard to pull off on a stallion, and it really might not even work altogether

>>42343097
Well, he's kind of a faggy (complementary) horse, what did you expect? Plus, if you've got the goods, why not flaunt em?

>>42343653
literally the only requirement is to have balls

>>42343406
The lipstick is gross.
>>42343576
Agreed. It does not belong on stallions at all.

>>42344051
Doesn't mean it isn't faggy.
Could even argue the underwear is less faggy since bodybuilders wear them sometimes

>>42335151
funny hick voice

Pegasus flanks

https://files.catbox.moe/a8l7s1.png Blitz

>>42344865
Forgot the cutie mark
Also a little hard to tell if it's supposed to be Blitz or normal Dash

cute pone tho

>>42344869
>Forgot the cutie mark
Fixed it, thanks for pointing that out https://files.catbox.moe/6n805k.png
>Also a little hard to tell if it's supposed to be Blitz or normal Dash
I wanna say it's either how I drew the muzzle (but then again I tried to make it somewhat stallion-ish) or the mane, either way nothing much I can do here without redoing everything in that part from the lines to the shadows, oh well

>>42344865
Cuuuuute!

>>42344915
Looks like Rainbow Dash.

>>42344915
Adorable pic, good stuff!

Stallions are actually pretty sexy

>>42342037
Nice

>>42345884
Yes

>>42344784
Unicorn flanks

>>42347395
Earth stallion flanks (The strongest and most toned)

>>42275599
>we can't let pony sex pervert with mental health issues associate with the character of a pony sex pervert with mental health issues!
that being said anon i fear you may struggle to do this
I still like to have a presence in communities I care about and contribute to them, though maybe that'll inspire people to make a more impartial assessment instead of going off of anonymous drama mongering

>>42344784
>>42347395
>>42347909
I want to touch all the flanks!

Need more stallions giving "the look"

>>42348556
Probably not.

>>42350279
*NUT*

Look at this fruitcake

>>42350841
I'd have a slice or two of that cake!

>>42350279
OH SHIT I'VE BEEN SPOOKED

>>42350841
VERY cute colt, I love him.

>>42350841
What if that colt was straight? How would he deal with everyone assuming he is gay and getting hit on by stallions daily?

I can't believe I bump this thread, but man. It's better than the spam threads that slide everything now.

>>42352690
Thank you for your service to the stallion lovers anonymous.

What was his problem?

>>42353742
He just loves Sugar Belle a bit too much.

>>42350279
He's stealing my soul!

Good thread lads.

>>42355514
Goodest out of them all?

>>42356188
aye

>>42349173
How much flanks?

I could fix him (make him worse)

>>42357387
All the cute stallion boys flanks!

>>42358208
wow

>>42267009 (OP)
what a ugly pony

>>42359561
thats messed up

>>42344915
You did a lovely job either way, cute pone is cute pone

>>42359791
Not really

I'm not gay but if I had to go to Equestria as a cute stallion I would press myself against stallion Fluttershy and push him into his creaking disheveled bed while we were making out so hard that we'd make a stuffed cream eclair out of our sweaty tightly bound bodies, and our frotting cocks would be the filling nozzles.

>>42361176
If I may be fully honest you are a bit gay.

>>42344915
this sure is nice

>>42361176
You know what Anon? Just this once, ONLY this one time you can be straight for saying this. I hope you're happy with your choice.

>>42361176
You're straight in my gay book anon!

>>42361176
elaborate

>>42361176
Gay as hell post

>>42359561
I think he has a rugged handsomeness to him. I like big dudes.

>>42365195
Like your dad?

>>42365279
you came here thinking we aren't dadfuckers?
do you even know where we are?

>>42365677
>anthro
seeya anon, thanks for posting hunky sombra

>>42365680
Anthro's not allowed? Oh well there are still a lot of great "feral" sombra pics

I know he's not very popular but I do wish we had seen more of Snails, he's a cute

>>42365285
Gross

>>42365859
>Furry lingo
Get the fuck out right now

>>42365859
>can talk, use tools, lives in developed society with housing and devices
>is feral because he walks on four legs
I don't get this, I never got this

>>42365279
No Troubleshoes has more hair. (sorry dad)

>>42367168
They're cowards, simple as.

Come on. Keep it alive till bump limit at least!

Fun Sombra fact half of you already know: When the episodes were first written the beginning of season 3 were a direct continuation of the season 2 finale, as in they would indeed liberate the Crystal Empire, but from the evil queen Chrysalis. They ended up deciding that she wasn't suited for the role and replaced her mid-production by a new tyrant, King Sombra.

>>42369512
I want Sombra to dom me

>>42368982
straightCHAD saving the day as usual, up we go.

>>42369512
Where di you learn that?

>>42370070
I want Discord to dom Sombra, and then dom me.

Also, the idea of people I would consider natural doms going sub for a change is sexy as hell. Subcord is hot. I am coping with the fact I just realised a couple of days I go I want that stupid noodle.

>>42370902
>Where di you learn that?

I actually don't remember, I've just known it for a while. I must have seen it either here or on a youtube video.

>>42370557
saved again, faggots sleeping on the job

This thread sinking is the proof there aren't enough stallions in MLP:Fim

>>42371634
We should make our own, the ultimate bf

Anons do you draw horses?

>>42371641
I remember a while back where Anons made their ideal horsebando in a stallion thread. I think it turned out to be a light blue pegasus.

>>42371787
Yes but I'm bad at it for now.

>>42371787
yeah im bad at it and i dont care
i see other anons say they're bad at it and then they post their art and its cute as shit NEVER GIVE UP STALLIONPITY IS REAL

>>42371013
righty

Is it weird I have an intense crush on Discord? If it wasn't for him I wouldn't teven be here, and that Guardians of Harmony figure where he's siting on that throne with his legs crossed makes him look really suave and sexy. He has some very wide hips and quite the ass for a noodlehorse.

>>42371988
Discord certainly is charming!
There's quite a few pics shipping him with Sombra. I don't think they would get along but it's a fun ship nonetheless

>>42371787
Yes but I am never fully satisfied with the outcome

>>42372221
He's beautiful anon!