Kill apple ponies. Behead apple ponies. Roundhouse kick a apple pony into the concrete. Slam dunk a apple pony foal into the trashcan. Crucify filthy apple ponies. Defecate in a apple ponys food. Launch apple ponies into the sun. Stir fry apple ponies in a wok. Toss apple ponies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a apple ponies gas tank. Judo throw apple ponies into a wood chipper. Twist apple ponies heads off. Report apple ponies to the Equestrian Tax Enforcement. Karate chop apple ponies in half. Curb stomp pregnant apple ponies. Trap apple ponies in quicksand. Crush apple ponies in the trash compactor. Liquefy apple ponies in a vat of acid. Cut up apple ponies. Dissect apple ponies. Exterminate apple ponies in the gas chamber. Stomp apple ponies skulls with steel toed horseshoes. Cremate apple ponies in the oven. Lobotomize apple ponies. Mandatory abortions for apple ponies. Grind apple pony fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown apple ponies in fried scootaloo chicken grease. Vaporize apple ponies with dark magic. Kick old apple ponies down the stairs. Feed apple ponies to alligators. Slice apple ponies with a katana.

>>42268026 (OP)
BASED OP. Total Applejack death!

>>42268026 (OP)
wtf why do u want ponies to die

>>42268026 (OP)
!!

>>42268026 (OP)
You subequine whorse. You literal zigger.

How dare you speak, you fragile oversized mosquito. How dare you open your big lipped, juice encrusted, strawberry smelling mouth?

You are pony trash, Strawberry Sunrise. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your personality and wings offer no hope to the world that pegasi can ever prosper. Buzz off to the Cloudsdale slum you came out of, you literal griffon.

I hope you decide to haul your grandfathers wagon to the orchard and vandalize some apple trees, as is in the pegasi's nature. It would still be the healthiest crop you ever touched. Give Red Delicious and Apple Fritter a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. The Strawberry clan's obsession with a few windswept acres in Ponyville is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Cloudsdale has made to the medical field. The MUH SWEET APPLE ACRES sentiment in the average Strawberry Cloudsdalian is both an early warning sign of autism in foals, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your dainty yellow hooves off your keyboard, and never talk about the pony species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of leg exercises and shitberry plants watered every morning will make you an earth pony. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of Ponyvillian heritage.

You featherbrain.

You make "Unicornia" look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Griffonstone of Equestria.

Go fertilise the orchard with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, featherzigger, you have a job making fertiliser for fruits vastly superior to strawberries. Apples. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a pegasus "mare" provided for a family.

Die, cloudhumper. Nopony would miss you. Except for the yaks, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>>42268109
didn't read + ur mad + u eat apples

>>42268026 (OP)
Haberpony

>>42268109
All of that just to say that you're seething and coping which is to be expected of a clan that is literal liquid shit. Nopony should eat that garbage that they call "Apple". Just saying it makes you feel ill because Apples come straight from the deepest hole of Tartarus.

Reminder that Strawberry Sunrise is retarded.

>>42268115
humina humina, is that a PEAR FEMALE?

>>42268128
Haber WON

>>42268286
Is that a corpse with a canon dyke daughter?

>>42268026 (OP)
Harsh but fair

Imagine liking SHARTpples

>>42268026 (OP)
Fuck you

>>42268606
applejack LOST

>>42268026 (OP)
You had best un-fuck yourself or I will take a giant shit on you.

>>42268621

>>42268621
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
>I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
SNOWPONY PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD
>SNOWPONY PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD
MHMM GOOD
>MHMM GOOD
FEELS GOOD
>FEELS GOOD
IS GOOD
>IS GOOD
REAL GOOD
>REAL GOOD
TASTES GOOD
>TASTES GOOD
MIGHTY GOOD
>MIGHTY GOOD

>>42268374
The only thing Haber won was a place in the unemployment line

>>42268664
Unlike you who has never been in a place of employment.

>>42268478
I didn't know bonbon's father was dead

>>42268829
yeah big mac killed him

>>42268063
ponies die of old age, dont ya know?

>>42268683
Of course, I'm a NEET King, I spend all day doing whatever I want while Haber has to beg to work for scraps, all because he made such horrible ponies like shitberry over here

I'm sorry, applefags, but the strawberry supremacist is right, at least according to fruit realism. Strawberries are simply healthier and more nutritious than apples.

They taste better too. Apples are a neat snack, but strawberries are a fancy dessert.

>>42268936
>avocado that high
shit list

>>42268939
It's appearantly really heart-healthy. The listing is based on nutirtion, not deliciousness. The guy who compiled the list claims that pears are his favorite fruit, despite being bottom-tier.

>>42268936
>dates that low
This list is shit, wrong, and retarded

>>42268063
OP is a brownoid, the uptick in this shithorse antagonism is due to dbspics always needing to have a ready canned reply. They also alternate to pears even though pear pony would be a granny, the dbspics only care about muh apples r bad

>>42268984
>buzzwords galore
Appletards can only spew shit out of their mouths.

>>42268943
Still a shit list tbf

>>42268606

>>42268995
>Doesn't deny a single word.

>>42269092
>appletard is still this mad
Applejack is shit.

>>42268969
>dates
>he eats dates
>he likes dates
>he likes and eats dates
What are you, a 79 year old granny? Eat a real man's fruit, like pomegranates or watermelon.

>>42268969
>pomegranates
There are only two kinds of people who eat pomegranates, romaboos and lebanese grandmas
>watermelons
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>42268026 (OP)

>>42269432
somepony is mad :)

>>42269310
Pomegranates are kino, and watermelon makes you lift more if you eat it before workout, since it contains a nutrient which improves blood flow to your muscles. Dates are for constipated grannies.

>>42268936
for the fig, replace the i with a. LOL

>>42270066
>virtually everyone outside of france and israel are boron deficient
>dates have the highest boron content of any fruit

>>42268939
Avocados are healthy and tasty. Definitely above apples!

I only have bad images in my mind when I hear of avocados.

>>42269310
Pomegranates are fucking delicious, you wouldn't dare say that to my face

>>42270426
anon...

>>42270459
>eating trash
As to be expected from Cozy Glow.

>>42270073
I actually just bought some dates because of you. I gotta admit, they do taste amazing, almost like caramel, except it's fruit. I think I got them mixed up with prunes in my head; that's the granny fruit. Dates are the luxury fruit that sheiks and maharaja's always eat in cartoons. Thanks for the recommendation, will incorporate into diet as a healthy snack.

However, the guy who made the list says they're D-tier simply for having too much sugar. He doesn't say they're bad for you, they are healthy, just easy to overeat, unlike something like grapefruit or blackberries.

>>42270976
There is no such thing as a healthy snack.

>>42270990
And there is no such thing as Santa Claus.

>>42270990
>a snack is a treat eaten between meals
>fruits are healthy
>fruits can be eaten between meals as a snack
>"There is no such thing as a healthy snack."
What did he mean by this?

So why do people like Strawberry Sunrise? She appeared once for 30 seconds and the entirety of her characterization was "smug bitch". What's the appeal?
Also>>42268936 fuck this list, olives are great.

>>42271057
The guy who compiled it, Talon Fitness, specified that all foods on this list are healthy, it's just about min-maxing nutrition and getting the most bang for your buck. I love olives too, but they are high in sodium, so you can definitely have too much of them.

>>42271071
But aren't strawberries high as fuck in sugar? Sodium I'm pretty sure is at least more important to the human diet than sugar is.

>>42271075
>Sodium I'm pretty sure is at least more important to the human diet than sugar is.
That's why you add salt to your fruit.

Saccharides are an important part of your diet as it maintains your blood glucose level. However, modern sugar refining has made it very easy to massively overconsume sugar. But compared to something like a can of soda, the sugar in strawberries really is a drop in the bucket. Always look on the back of your food for nutritional information.

>>42268026 (OP)

>>42272805
damn fruit ponies really grow the fruits from their body? grim

>>42272830
Applejack anal births all her apples
https://twibooru.org/1125860

>>42272853

>>42272853
Anthro is fucking gross

>>42272853
>no hooves
die off

>>42273543
kek this is great

>>42273543
this is terrible, delete it

>>42273567
appleturds lost btw

>>42273543
>>42273572
All jokes aside, we've actually seen Applejack eat strawberries before, so she's definitely okay with them.

>>42271075
Not really. They have more sugar than olives, for sure, but not high as fuck. It's also about calories in general. While the fats in olives are healthy, it's still easy to overconsume, as they are much more calorically dense compared to strawberries.

>>42273759
fun fact: a candy bar has 4 times more energy than a dynamite stick, by weight