Thread 42269343

post derp

There is now a pastebin to aggregate all things derp:
https://ponepaste.org/11068
Post your favorite Derpy media so it can continue to grow

>>42269343 (OP)
https://u.pone.rs/BheUpgym.png

Derpy would be Pam because she is cool in an office setting.

good morning Derpy

what is she staring at???

Glam Derpy

>>42271171
Beautiful amre

>>42270994
My pp. Very cute animation I don't think I've seen it

>>42271235
shes blushing

dickbutt watermark because fuck you that's why

girl why you so butt

>>42276206
YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!!!!

>>42275835
The large butt pony.

>>42271248
I have it is part of a larger and longer animation by mousart I think

Who the hell gave Derpy a license?

If Derpy offered to let you ride on her back while she flies would you accept?

>>42277302
Me.

>>42277700
YOU FOOL, YOUVE DOOMED US ALL

>>42278509
>Good at flying
She's fast but she crashes into things. So no.
>delivering
She takes long to read addresses and often gets them mixed up, resulting in lost packages and mail. There's a reason she was let go from Ponyville's post office and is looking for a job.
>caring
Maybe? She seems pretty nonchalant about life in general though.
>magic tricks
Doubt.
>caretaking
Maybe, but her clumsiness could be a health risk for the young and elderly.
>bakery
I assume she means baking. She's probably good at a few recipes but she would not be qualified to work as a baker at a bakery.

I love my mail wife

>>42278579
Wrong image,I'm going to kma

Dep

Wings out

>>42274428
>underp'd
Heresy

>>42281326
Why is she so glum :(

>>42281652
She overheard foals in town making fun of her again

>>42281691
Good.

>>42269366
I'm picturing Pam from Archer

>>42280610
Soul.....

>>42284410
Not so fast.

>>42284521
>soon

REAL DERPY!!

>>42284822
Dubs confirm most powerful ass in the world

>>42285528
>those hips

>>42287830
It status: gotten away with

need a 10tb hard drive dedicated to all things derpy

>>42269343 (OP)
Derpy is working so well!

Is it just me or has the amount of new Derpy art and porn dwindled significantly, even when considering the overall slowdown of the fandom?

>>42290379
What it feels like to find new good Derpy art

Hi Anon!

>>42289362
Oh my god I just got this
she asked derpy for a STOOL sample... XD

>>42293146
Very cute

I am rather fond of this horse

What is it about the gray ones that make them so cute?

>>42283798
>Holy shit snacks anon!

>>42296454
While not a traditionally "cute" color, gray can be perceived as cute in certain contexts, particularly when associated with softness, subtlety, or a vintage aesthetic. It can be seen as cute when it evokes a sense of calm, comfort, or a gentle, muted charm. Additionally, gray can be considered cute when paired with other cute elements or when used in a playful or whimsical design.
>Not cute because gray
>Gray is cute because pony

>>42269369
I like those comic strips, thank you anon.

Derby...

>>42298060
Derp in the bath, she will be splashing water everywhere

>>42298042
>derpy hits the invisible barrier at the end of the equestria

Derpy :)

Dapi

Saved

>>42300304
Did this ever get finished?

>>42300648
I love this picture, its been in my folder for years

>>42300869
Nope. I think the artist said he didn’t mind continuing but the series was commissioned and the commissioner hasn’t requested any new ones.

>>42303229
WAKE UP DERPYYY

>>42298443
>seconds later

>>42303808
Derpy dont do that

post this horse

Fresh derp content

Why is she so pretty?

What is she thinking about?

rolling for muffins
>even
chocolate
>odd
berries
>dubs
both

>>42313132
Derp

>>42312670
Throw in some amen breaks, and it's gonna be a Venetian Snares track

>>42316218
Why she sleepy...

>>42316786
Too much exercise.

>>42311277
Take a guess

>>42319682
Blessed pone

A Derp of her own

>>42326021
EXTREMELY LEWD SITUATION!!

>>42330113
Transcenderp

Don't fall off now.

Have a good week, derpfrens!

>>42308045
Evil derpy, what's her plan?

>>42292474
DERPY HIIIII

>>42334394
Shush

Beautiful amre

#savederpy

Derpy knows how to triforce. Do you?

nom

>>42339288
Infinite snoots

Hey, I'm almost done with a short story about Derpy based on a comic I commissioned a little while back. She's pregnant, and the artist drew her huge. If you want to see some artwork of Derpy destroying property like she has a wrecking ball hanging between her legs, let me know and I'll share it here when I finish it. I think I can get it done today or tomorrow.

>>42341089
>Pregnant Derpy hurting her future foal
no
just no

>>42341435
Yeah, I only thought of that after I commissioned the comic, unfortunately. I found a solution, however. It's just a nightmare.

>>42341089
unff

>>42343036
>looking for the ham

>>42341435
>>42342149
Well, one of you's interested and one of you isn't, so I'll let you know it's up in the pregnancy general and leave it at that. I'll probably commission some more artwork with the idea, but I won't share it here to be considerate.

>>42277302
implying she has a license and totally did not steal that car

>>42279934
for harampone?

>>42346002
Derpy, Alicorn of Thicc Asses

>>42347689
I want to ride the derpymobile

>>42348083
Top speeds exceeding 200 mph! (about 322 km/h) Do you still dare to ride?

I absolutely love this silly little goofball

>>42350133
Im a big fan

>>42354749
She looks so bad as anthro/eqg/humanization.
Some characters can kinda get away with it, but definitely not Derpy. That's just not her at all.

>>42355851
Happy poners make the world better

derp

>>42355089
Fair enough lol

Does anyone have the gif of derpy sitting in the rain with her back to the camera, looking at ponyville in the distance? I can't find it, I need it horse friends.
image not related

>>42358532
Lies and propaganda. Derpy is always #1.

>>42336571
Unironically, the Triforce would be safe in Derpy's hooves.

>>42358641
even when she fails

>>42358632
https://rizcifra.deviantart.com/art/We-Are-Pilots-267425255
Which in turn inspired this game: https://4as.deviantart.com/art/Derpy-s-Story-Flash-Game-324103619
You’re probably looking for the last panel of that image by itself. That used to be its own upload but that’s gone now. You can find it on the boorus.

>>42358721
Woooah wait, cause this ain't it but that's really close. The one I remember having as a live wallpaper back in high school (man that was like 14 years ago wow), it had her sitting, and she was in a small patch of grass beneath some trees and between some bushes. Don't quote me on this though cause it's a little fuzzy, it might have also been pixelated.
Thank you very much though, this kind of hits the spot. It has a different vibe though, derpy had her nose turned down, seemed very sad. This has a more uplifting vibe, with the sun rising. Very well done.

So now what?

>>42365780
Now we use our voices to talk about derpy

>>42365780
>Derpy worship
>Start new thread to post more jpg of derp
>Ask very personal questions about derpy doo
What do you think her mane smells like? She's the only pastel pony I think doesn't have a powerful smell (rainbow Skittles, Applejack apples, etc.), she probably just smells like soap, like dawn. Because bubbles.

>>42366118
What do you think her mane smells like?
Vanilla and stamp glue

>>42366522
and various baked goods

>>42366522
>>42366946
Equally valid

>>42366118
Motherly love with a hint of wood veneer and tree sap

>>42366118
What do you think are some hobbies she has? Are there any you'd like to pick up with her?

>>42366118
>What do you think her mane smells like?
Muffin shampoo.

>>42368075
Derpy is probably the kind of pony that likes flying to beautiful nature spots that only she knows about and just sits there, drinking the view in.

>>42269343 (OP)
>Caretaker is not in the paste
Shame on you.
https://poneb.in/u/Zauberelefant

>>42368981
Imagine as you get to know her, and then over time she'd share those little spots with you. You'd spend time sitting together on a cliff overlooking Ponyville, watching the sunset, the wind rustling through her golden hair

>>42368075
She tries to do flying tricks like Rainbow Dash but ends up crashing.

>>42369933
>ends up crashing
...just like Rainbow Dash?

>>42369015
Oh that ones so sweet, its been ages since I read a satyr story. Stories where Derpy has to be taken care of to that extent aren't usually my cup of tea, but this one was really heartwarming

dahpi

>>42370041
Yes.

Best pony thread.

>>42358646
I read that as falls.

I love her eyes

>>42368075
I feel like derpy has very simple slow paced hobbies, like going on nature walks, blowing bubbles (of course), and listening to music (I feel like shed like any genre)...nothing to hard for her and her special eyes, probably doesn't read, play video games, or watch anime, she might get motion sickness.

>>42371624
Also valid kek

>>42371210
This
I love my derp wife

>>42372970
Listening to music with Derpy sounds nice. I bet she'd start really feeling a song and start dancing around but she'd be all clumsy and cute

>>42373836
Dance off with Derpy.

D

E

R

P

Y

H

O

O

V

E

S

Thank you! Derpy is now happy!

>be Derpy
>⋅.D

>>42372970
I'd like to read books to her. I feel like there are all sorts of stories she'd enjoy, but its just a bit hard for her to read them

Derp on page 10 and I can't image bump?? What a conundrum

>>42376504
we are almost at maximum derp

>>42376706
How do we reach maximum Derp?

>>42376774
we need to post moar and make moar dep threads

>>42376959
I love Derp. We need to increase Derp.

>>42376966
nice dubs. we need to achieve bump limit!

What are y'alls theories on why Derpy is a Gala socialite? I like to think she used to be in the guard and got an honorable discharge, and that's also how she keeps her mail delivery job despite fucking up so often.

>>42377032
It's because she's best pony, duh.

224 Days until Derpy Day!

>>42377032
She won a flying contest and got VIP tickets to the Gala.

>>42377354
Wow, that's so impressive Derpy, im proud

>>42377999
she is the best

>>42373836
This, is love to see her jam out to some heavy metal, or dance to an electronic song like stamp on the ground.

>>42375506
What would be one of her favorites? Would she be more into adventure, fantasy, sci-fi? I feel like derpys (contrary to some people) an intellectual type and would highly appreciate some sci-fi. Something by Isaac Asimov or Michael Crichton

>>42377032
She saved Celestias life. Ate a poisoned muffin that was meant for the princess...of course derpy didn't know, but the gesture was still appreciated, now she has diplomatic immunity.

>>42377032
>there's a non-0% chance that Derpy can go postal
o_o

>>42378328
She probably alternates between some abstract stuff like The Gods Themselves and the most pulpy action sci-fi imaginable.

>>42377032
She walked in and the accidents she accidently caused made it so people were busy trying to clean up after her before they could kick her out

>>42378328
I'd like to read the Martian to her, dunno what else though, feels like a large portion of the things I've read in the past decade have been greens and fanfics. There was the Count of Monte Cristo, but I wonder if thats really up her alley. Speaking of, I wonder if she would like to see musicals or theater?

>>42377999
>>42378011
Trips and dubs confirm.

>>42358735
Still can't find it unfortunately.

>>42269343 (OP)
>>42369015

>>42380596
Unfortunately, I gave the password to my ponepaste to Derpy and I think she lost it, so I will have to remake that. She says she's sorry though! I do have a couple more stories to add to the list that I've been reading in addition to Caretaker

>>42378556
Have you even seen Once Upon a Time in Canterlot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFjEintbDXc

>>42381045
>>42378556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRiPItZaue4
son of a bitch I'm retarded and mixed them up, it's Guardian

>>42381039
>losing it under a month
I would post an image, but we hit the limit.

>>42381055
Dubs confirm I am retarded. I usually keep pretty consistent password formatting but idk what the fuck I did with that password, must've tried several dozen combinations trying to figure it out

>>42381469
use password managers (keepassxc is good)
or fucking text files

>>42378556
>Derpy thinks "going postal" just means going to work

what would derpy taste like in a stew

>>42382013
Soap

>>42382013
do not stew the Derpy

>>42382013
Glue

I love Derpy threads. Nothing but lovely art. No stupid arguments or nonsense degeneracy. Only this mare could maintain a general with such sanctity. Pure adoration.

>>42382013
You SHALL NOT stew the Derpy!

>>42382013
Zecora pls

>>42382952
She's pure and sweet, threads like these are the ones she deserves

muffins acquired
derphappy.jpg
time to watch MLP

I can't see a muffin without thinking about Derpy.

Daapi

>>42385327
i love her

>>42348939
>Derpy acts as AI poison to the changelings' shapeshifting abilities

>>42380081
Same, it's lost media probably, fortunately since I have autism I'll never forget what it looked like.

Nothing will stop the grey mailpony from delivering the electrical bill to the changeling hive

Bros I think we need a new thread

>>42387967
nah

>>42387967
We just need to up the Derp until we hit the limit.

>>42387414
Is it a lot of money?

>>42388979
the fuckers were mining bitcoins, of course it's a a lot of money! IMO They should've searched for gold instead of Equestrian national currency

>>42389074
Damn, is Chrysalis even going to pay all of that?

Derpy manages it well.

>>42389540
What on earth is she managing

#savederpy

>>42389378
She will pay in (bug) egg salad

Why no new thread?

>>42390946
Anons are conjuring the essence of Derp through words

>>42269343 (OP)
bump

I will have many Derpy images to share in the new thread, but for now, we speak of Derp

>>42390163
Her urge to eat too many muffins. If she gives in to the urge she will get a tummy ache. So she must limit herself to about 10 muffins for now.

>>42391918
We preach of Derp

>>42392064
Testify Anon!

God I wish Derpy would crush me with her fat pony plot.

>>42392607
Oh no-
I, uh-
Derpy is love
Derpy is life
...?

>>42392922
AMEN! DUBS CONFIRM!

>>42392064
>>42392922
>>42393239
Praise be

1>>42392844
Me too!

>>42392922
HALLELUJAH

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I wish to boop the Derp.

I wish to hug the Derp.

I wish to love the Derp

I wish to fug the Derp

I wish to bump the Derp

>>42397567
Derps songs, go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF3orpRuqds

>>42397590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuZ8VDyha6U

>>42397859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5u5RPrApIw

>>42398061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBw-TFbasA8

>>42398061
Sweet
>>42398085
Dope

>You had to reset her password five times today.
>It is 9:52 AM
>Somehow department is 20% more productive since she joined.

>>42398160
>Derpy joins company.
>She breaks everything.
>Somehow, profits skyrocket.

>>42398340
>she redeems the cards
>redeeming is actually more profitable than scamming

>>42398466
So Derpy is a genius after all!

>>42398585
certainly!

>>42398340
>Derpy invents new, unheard of ways to break stuff, so the company can get rich off of frivolous lawsuits
>eventually gets a job in QA

Belly rub the Derp.

(\ /)
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>>42399265
this

>>42399265
How? Visual learner btw