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Anonymous No.42269607 >>42270369 >>42270505 >>42270512 >>42270519 >>42270993 >>42273192 >>42273292 >>42274181 >>42274369
I want to make out with a mare
Anonymous No.42270369
>>42269607 (OP)
source pls?
Anonymous No.42270413 >>42270447 >>42270452 >>42270457 >>42270477 >>42271073
why? they have floppy horse lips, a long tongue, and big honking noses that will snoofle your face and blow hot air out at you the entire time
Anonymous No.42270447 >>42270454 >>42270477 >>42270506
>>42270413
Their lips would be less floppy and the snorting would be soft and cute because of the felinifaction factor unique to G4 mares
Anonymous No.42270452
>>42270413
As for the long tongue... >implying
Anonymous No.42270454 >>42270464 >>42270477 >>42272323
>>42270447
>he can't handle horsey kisses
Mega fag
Anonymous No.42270457
>>42270413
MLP ponies canonically kiss like humans.
Anonymous No.42270464 >>42270473 >>42270477 >>42270509
>>42270454
Guess i'm the less deranged zoophile. I'll take that L.
Anonymous No.42270473 >>42270686
>>42270464
Have a few more
Anonymous No.42270477
>>42270413
>>42270447
>>42270454
>>42270464
every fucking thread
Anonymous No.42270505
>>42269607 (OP)
Anonymous No.42270506 >>42270511 >>42270518
>>42270447
>felinifaction factor
this nigger wants to kiss a cat
Anonymous No.42270509
>>42270464
kissing itself is pretty gross if you think about it
and that makes it better
Anonymous No.42270511
>>42270506
Catponies only.
Anonymous No.42270512
>>42269607 (OP)
I want to make out with a mare's ponut.
Anonymous No.42270518 >>42270552
>>42270506
yeah now that i think about it the fact that the zoofag guy has a problem with exaggerating the horse aspect of ponies but not exaggerating the cat aspect is pretty weird
Anonymous No.42270519 >>42270537 >>42270541
>>42269607 (OP)
NEWSFLASH: it will never happen.
Anonymous No.42270537 >>42270546
>>42270519
What's this then?
Anonymous No.42270541 >>42270564
>>42270519
Idk anon, lucid dreaming is a thing
Anonymous No.42270546 >>42270558
>>42270537
That's not making out.
Anonymous No.42270548 >>42270567
Anonymous No.42270552
>>42270518
Obviously the My Little Ponies don't have any outright feline features, so this is quite a retarded interpretation of the word "felinification"
Anonymous No.42270558 >>42270579
>>42270546
Alright, well, I didn't brush my teeth that month so I only got chaste kisses. But you can bet your ass I could've gotten some if I so chose to
Anonymous No.42270564 >>42270581
>>42270541
You can only dream about sensations that you've actually experienced before
Anonymous No.42270567
>>42270548
redruin draws good kissu
Anonymous No.42270579
>>42270558
>didn't brush my teeth that month
A-Anon!
Anonymous No.42270581 >>42270601
>>42270564
>Kissing a mare in my dreams
>Feels like the best kiss I've ever had with a human
>Open my eyes
>See her cute little mare face
This is good enough for me
Anonymous No.42270601 >>42270609 >>42272972
>>42270581
No one believes anyone on this board has kissed a human. Even if you actually have, you shouldn't claim to have.
Anonymous No.42270609 >>42270753 >>42271067
>>42270601
It's kind of hard not to have kissed a human. Hookers aren't that expensive after all.

Though I suppose a life sized plush is the same price as a few visits to a hooker, so maybe anons here have their priorities straight
Anonymous No.42270686
>>42270473
zooniggers are born with Ls
Anonymous No.42270753 >>42270756
>>42270609
>It's kind of hard not to have kissed a human. Hookers aren't that expensive after all.
>kissing
>a hooker
Anon, I...
Anonymous No.42270756 >>42270774
>>42270753
Girlfriend experience is commonplace now Anon, you won't struggle to find a hooker to kiss
Anonymous No.42270774 >>42270779
>>42270756
wizards have standards
Anonymous No.42270779 >>42270791
>>42270774
And this is why you'll never get laid
Anonymous No.42270791 >>42270794 >>42270898 >>42271067
>>42270779
"getting laid" through prostitution is like P2Winning in a mobile game
Anonymous No.42270794 >>42270795
>>42270791
Is that a problem?
Anonymous No.42270795 >>42270799
>>42270794
have dignity, anon
Anonymous No.42270799
>>42270795
What part of paying for a prostitute is undignified anon? It's cash for a service.
Anonymous No.42270898
>>42270791
No it's not if curiosity is a factor. You can just look up footage on YouTube to see the end of a mobile game.
Anonymous No.42270993
>>42269607 (OP)
seems really hot desu
Anonymous No.42271067
>>42270609
Who the hell hires a whore for kissing
>>42270791
more like Pay2 lose and get your ticket revoked
Anonymous No.42271073 >>42271417
>>42270413
good points, but are there any drawbacks? I like to hear out both sides of contentious issues
Anonymous No.42271160
gonna dump my collection here. i think i have all the best ones but i welcome anyone to correct me on that.
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Anonymous No.42271195 >>42271896
do popsicle kisses count?
Anonymous No.42271201
Anonymous No.42271205 >>42271947
Anonymous No.42271211 >>42271896
do lollipop kisses count?
Anonymous No.42271216
not making out, but still posting for the scenario
Anonymous No.42271417 >>42271905 >>42272917
>>42271073
>any drawbacks
Hair
And maybe sometimes her mouth will taste like hay or whatever door knob she had to open to get into your room (earth pony problems)
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Anonymous No.42271896
>>42271195
>>42271211
Cute and hot
Anonymous No.42271905
>>42271417
hey man please think before you post, i can only get so hard
jokes aside the thought of kissing Fluttershy and pumping her full of foals with her hooves crossed behind my back is the only thing keeping me going i need serious help
>P.S. i'm a lilttle tipsy but this captcha seems like a goods reason to keep drinking
Anonymous No.42271947
>>42271205
This one got an OH, MY! out of me. Pretty nice.
Anonymous No.42272323
>>42270454
I don't know what gypsy magic you used but something like this was part of a pretty big dream I had tonight. Thanks.
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Anonymous No.42272605
~bewweh kissu~
Anonymous No.42272917
>>42271417
The Return of Futashy
/r/ No.42272972 >>42273187
>>42270601
Does kissing a femboy count?
Anonymous No.42273187
>>42272972
one of them at Mare Fair?
Anonymous No.42273192
>>42269607 (OP)
i want to mare out with a make
Anonymous No.42273292
>>42269607 (OP)
This mare demands oral sex from you.
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3443171
Anonymous No.42274166
Hawt.
Anonymous No.42274181 >>42274205
>>42269607 (OP)
This thread is false flag propaganda by Princess CAN'T DANCE to try and psyop human males into emigrating to Equestria. But the Border Patrol will be having none of it.
Anonymous No.42274205 >>42274209
>>42274181
Yaks, griffons, dragons, changelings, etc... those are a true menace for Equestria's peace and culture. Human males are highly compatible and will skyrocket the birthrates
Anonymous No.42274209 >>42274219 >>42275215
>>42274205
Papers or gtfo
Anonymous No.42274219 >>42274226
>>42274209
Anonymous No.42274226 >>42274266
>>42274219
>"Twilight was in on it! And she's not even legal herself!"
>"Have fun being deported in the same crate beside your monkey back to Monkeyland!"
Anonymous No.42274266
>>42274226
The language and manners of a mare that has never had sex with a human male. Fixable but lame.
Anonymous No.42274369
>>42269607 (OP)
We all do, we all do.
Anonymous No.42275215 >>42275631
>>42274209
Papers Please
Anonymous No.42275631
>>42275215
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