I want to make out with a mare

>>42269607 (OP)
source pls?

why? they have floppy horse lips, a long tongue, and big honking noses that will snoofle your face and blow hot air out at you the entire time

>>42270413
Their lips would be less floppy and the snorting would be soft and cute because of the felinifaction factor unique to G4 mares

>>42270413
As for the long tongue... >implying

>>42270447
>he can't handle horsey kisses
Mega fag

>>42270413
MLP ponies canonically kiss like humans.

>>42270454
Guess i'm the less deranged zoophile. I'll take that L.

>>42270464
Have a few more

>>42270413
>>42270447
>>42270454
>>42270464
every fucking thread

>>42269607 (OP)

>>42270447
>felinifaction factor
this nigger wants to kiss a cat

>>42270464
kissing itself is pretty gross if you think about it
and that makes it better

>>42270506
Catponies only.

>>42269607 (OP)
I want to make out with a mare's ponut.

>>42270506
yeah now that i think about it the fact that the zoofag guy has a problem with exaggerating the horse aspect of ponies but not exaggerating the cat aspect is pretty weird

>>42269607 (OP)
NEWSFLASH: it will never happen.

>>42270519
What's this then?

>>42270519
Idk anon, lucid dreaming is a thing

>>42270537
That's not making out.

>>42270518
Obviously the My Little Ponies don't have any outright feline features, so this is quite a retarded interpretation of the word "felinification"

>>42270546
Alright, well, I didn't brush my teeth that month so I only got chaste kisses. But you can bet your ass I could've gotten some if I so chose to

>>42270541
You can only dream about sensations that you've actually experienced before

>>42270548
redruin draws good kissu

>>42270558
>didn't brush my teeth that month
A-Anon!

>>42270564
>Kissing a mare in my dreams
>Feels like the best kiss I've ever had with a human
>Open my eyes
>See her cute little mare face
This is good enough for me

>>42270581
No one believes anyone on this board has kissed a human. Even if you actually have, you shouldn't claim to have.

>>42270601
It's kind of hard not to have kissed a human. Hookers aren't that expensive after all.

Though I suppose a life sized plush is the same price as a few visits to a hooker, so maybe anons here have their priorities straight

>>42270473
zooniggers are born with Ls

>>42270609
>It's kind of hard not to have kissed a human. Hookers aren't that expensive after all.
>kissing
>a hooker
Anon, I...

>>42270753
Girlfriend experience is commonplace now Anon, you won't struggle to find a hooker to kiss

>>42270756
wizards have standards

>>42270774
And this is why you'll never get laid

>>42270779
"getting laid" through prostitution is like P2Winning in a mobile game

>>42270791
Is that a problem?

>>42270794
have dignity, anon

>>42270795
What part of paying for a prostitute is undignified anon? It's cash for a service.

>>42270791
No it's not if curiosity is a factor. You can just look up footage on YouTube to see the end of a mobile game.

>>42269607 (OP)
seems really hot desu

>>42270609
Who the hell hires a whore for kissing
>>42270791
more like Pay2 lose and get your ticket revoked

>>42270413
good points, but are there any drawbacks? I like to hear out both sides of contentious issues

gonna dump my collection here. i think i have all the best ones but i welcome anyone to correct me on that.

do popsicle kisses count?

do lollipop kisses count?

not making out, but still posting for the scenario

>>42271073
>any drawbacks
Hair
And maybe sometimes her mouth will taste like hay or whatever door knob she had to open to get into your room (earth pony problems)

>>42271195
>>42271211
Cute and hot

>>42271417
hey man please think before you post, i can only get so hard
jokes aside the thought of kissing Fluttershy and pumping her full of foals with her hooves crossed behind my back is the only thing keeping me going i need serious help
>P.S. i'm a lilttle tipsy but this captcha seems like a goods reason to keep drinking

>>42271205
This one got an OH, MY! out of me. Pretty nice.

>>42270454
I don't know what gypsy magic you used but something like this was part of a pretty big dream I had tonight. Thanks.

~bewweh kissu~

>>42271417
The Return of Futashy

>>42270601
Does kissing a femboy count?

>>42272972
one of them at Mare Fair?

>>42269607 (OP)
i want to mare out with a make

>>42269607 (OP)
This mare demands oral sex from you.
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3443171

Hawt.

>>42269607 (OP)
This thread is false flag propaganda by Princess CAN'T DANCE to try and psyop human males into emigrating to Equestria. But the Border Patrol will be having none of it.

>>42274181
Yaks, griffons, dragons, changelings, etc... those are a true menace for Equestria's peace and culture. Human males are highly compatible and will skyrocket the birthrates

>>42274205
Papers or gtfo

>>42274209

>>42274219
>"Twilight was in on it! And she's not even legal herself!"
>"Have fun being deported in the same crate beside your monkey back to Monkeyland!"

>>42274226
The language and manners of a mare that has never had sex with a human male. Fixable but lame.

>>42269607 (OP)
We all do, we all do.

>>42274209
Papers Please

>>42275215
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