So, you've made it to Equestria. What are you? Yourself? A pony? An existing character? Something else entirely?

>>42271123 (OP)
>What are you?
Pissed that I'm in Equestria.

>>42271126
Why?

>>42271123 (OP)
I'd be the happiest little earth pony. I'd be excited to work my trade somewhere that cares and values my labor

>>42271132
I'd be bored out of my mind

Rolled 1 (1d7)

Rolling
>1 Pony
>2 Human
>3 Kirin
>4 Gryphon
>5 Dragon
>6 Changeling
>7 Other (Diamond Dogs/Abyssinian/etc)

Post number determines sex
even - male, odd - female

>>42271139
It's settled, then.

>>42271123 (OP)
A tree

>>42271139
4

>>42271123 (OP)
ideally, the perfect edgelord
The smart answer is a cute mare, but there's something about this dynamic that I wouldn't trade for the world

>>42271147
Holy shit it's fluttershy!

Rolled 3 (1d7)

>>42271139
Let's see what I get, hoping for Anonstallion.

I'd be myself because I like being myself.

>>42271123 (OP)
me but handsomer, smarter, less fat, and whiter.

>>42271194
>whiter
I'm sorry.

>>42271123 (OP)
A bacterium in Twilight's colon.

Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>42271139
rolln.

>>42271830

Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d7)

>>42271139

>>42271864
Good, I'm a male changeling

>>42271865
Oh good! That means you could be any waifu to satisfy the rest of us when we inevitably get rejected by our crushes.

>>42271194
me except i wanna be low caste indian

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d7 + 1)

>>42271139
Come on, no whammy

Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>42271139

Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>42271139
i'm literally him

>>42272036
FUCK

>>42271123 (OP)
>self-insert in Equestria
You're an alicorn, of course. Probably a black coat with a black mane with red highlights.

>>42272025
Alright, well I guess I could ask Twilight to just magic me into a pony or something

Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>42271139
fingers crossed for cool bug

>>42271139
Dunno how to roll so I'm choosing 1. Let's hope my post number is odd.

>>42272151
weak....

>>42272153
paste this
dice+1d7
into the options field
do it fag

Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>42271123 (OP)
Personally I'd pick beaing an earth pony.

But let's see what >>42271139 gets me.

Rolled 4 (1d7)

>>42272157
Rolling for Earth pony

>>42272175
Well at least it's not human and I can also fly so it might not be that bad.

Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>42271139

>>42272176
was gonna be pissed if you got changeling lol
have fun being a catbird

Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>42271139
Given the choice: Dragon.

Let's see what the dice say.

>>42272213
>female, other
I'll have to give this some thought. What "other" races are there, and what is the one I really want?

Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d7)

>>42271139
rollin'
if pony then second dice determines tribe (1-2 mud, 3-4 horn, 5-6 bird, 7 ali)
if human then second dice determines race (1-2 white, 3-4 mongoloid, 5-6 negro, 7 green)

>>42272219
>hornhead
neato
>mare
meh

Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>42271123 (OP)
rollan

Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>42271139
please regardless of species, let me keep my cock!

wings as a bonus if possible.

>>42272274
>Male pony
I mean, I'll miss my hands for sure, but at least my cock is intact.

dice+1d7

>>42272281
Not working on my part. Fuck.

Rolled 3 (1d7)

>>42272284
Wait I am stupid I should type it in the options section lol

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>42272278
Gonna take it one step further and roll tribe.
let's make it interesting
>1d100
>1 - 50 (Earth Pony)
>51 - 75 (Pegasus)
>75 - 99 (Unicorn)
>100(Alicorn)

Please give wings, Equestria, I beg you.

>>42272291
>Earth Pony
...fuck

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>42272291

Wow this is just like those 3 or 4 already existing generals that ask the same gay fucking thing...

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>42271139
Hehehe, now I'm guaranteed a good outcome

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>42272291
Let's see if I'm a good fit for ma waifu

Rolled 3 (1d7)

>>42271139
>More options of getting shit rather than goo ones
I don't like the chances here.

>>42272409
>Kirin mare
Would have preferred stallion, but it's hooves so that's good.

>>42272403
what

>>42272297
>Didn't make it 1-33, 34-66, 67-99, and 100
>Was made an Earth Pony because he's racist against Earth Ponies
You kind of deserve it

Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>42271139
rolling

>>42272343
somepony is obsessed

>>42272524
anonstallion

>>42272444
to be fair, it does seem like Earth Ponies make up the majority of the population.

Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>42271139

>>42272291

>>42271161
You know she's not a tree, right?

Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>42271139

>>42271123 (OP)
I'm me but a little younger.

>>42272219
Brave to roll when there's a chance you'll be a nigger

Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>42271139
Let's roll!

>>42271123 (OP)
id just be me, but id honor the ones who didnt get as lucky by going by Anonymous

>>42272403
the chosen one

>>42271123 (OP)
I am myself, not Anon, not a pony, not a griffon or changeling or any creature.
But I'm also rolling
>>42271139

Rolled 6 (1d7)

>>42271139
Lol actually rolling with the dice now

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>42272291

Rolled 2 (1d7)

Rollin for bug

Rolled 7 (1d7)

>Rolling for bug

Rolled 6 (1d7)

>>42271139

>>42274145
Figures.

>>42274145
Changeling is basically hax, you can become whatever you want to.

>>42274159
Nah, it only means I can decieve others. Changelings are beasts of noncommitment and running from consequences.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>42272291

>>42274299
FUCK my bones are gonna be too brittle and weak to work on an Apple Farm

>>42271123 (OP)
I didn't spend all these years whoring my dragonpony sona out on fimfiction to not become him in horseland

>>42274301
Nonsense! I bet there are probably plenty of jobs you could help with on the farm.
Repairing the top of the barn and roof is a lot safer for you, sending a message, speed feeding the farm animals. Oh you could check on the whole of the acres for them lickitedy split! They'd find something for you to do is all I'm saying.

>>42274301
kek wanna trade? >>42272291

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>42272291
lets have a go

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>42272291
>tfw no bats

Rolled 5 (1d7)

>>42271139
Let's see some hooves.

>>42274719
Oh, double nigger.

>>42273062
Russian roulette isn't fun without a bullet

>>42274414
Based and harmonypilled

>>42272019
Saarpony.

Rolled 3 (1d7)

>>42271139

>>42275393
I'm okay with this

>>42275397
cute kirin

Rolled 5 (1d7)

>>42271139
Three or less please.

>>42276449
Dammit.

>>42271123 (OP)
I can't imagine myself as a pony. Maybe its too foreign.

>>42271139
Not humie pls.

Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>42276551
Woops, I forgot to roll.

>>42276551
>>42276557
>Pony
Yay
>girl
Boo...
Well I hope I at least get to be a Pegasus. Flying would be really cool.

screw rolling i CHOOSE to be an earth pony (male) and marry Linky and work a farm while she makes horseshoes

>>42276643
based linkychad

>>42271123 (OP)
a fart cushion

>>42261072

Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>42271139
Lets see

>>42277614
>human
My disappointment is immeasurable

>>42277619
cool oc, anon!

life sucks and then you die

>all those people going "m-male of course!" because they're afraid of being called trannies

>>42277979
Maybe if you had a few working braincells you would've guessed that most males enjoy having a dick. And they want to fuck the mares

>>42277979
>t. roastie

Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>42271139
>Pony
Hey, so long as it's a male unicorn, then it's not too bad.
>Human
Ideal.
>Kirin
Actually a better deal than pony, since magic is guaranteed + cool fire powers. Only issue is that you're destined to be a femboy.
>Griffon
You can't kiss, you're stuck with either a cloaca or a cat dick, and you become a jew. Worst one of the first six.
>Dragon
Early life is the only time where that's a good roll. Teenage dragons look ugly (other than Ember) and adults are just too big.
>Changeling
Shape-shifting is the best super power to have. Only issue is that when you're not transformed you're probably going to look like a gay moose, assuming you aren't a total asshole.
>Other
All of them are worse, except hippogriffs, which are better than regular griffs.

Will there be a commune for all these strange hairless apes and other Equestrian creatures trying covince ponies they used to be hairless apes.

>>42278489
Everyone gets their own Equestria. How utopian or dystopian will vary. Not all Equestrias will be the same

>>42278512
Anons get the Equestria that they deserve. If you have hate for that place and its inhabitants in your heart, then that hate will manifest.

>>42278526
Oh god, this isnt Equestria at all, we are in hell!

>>42278526
Equestria but everypony is a jew except (You)

snowpity

>>42279433
Quite lovely.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>42272291
gaze

>>42280733
gaze apon ye low roll?

>>42272403
my fwuarking liege... I kneel...

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>42271139
Let's see

>>42271123 (OP)
I used to have a unicorn ocdonutsteel and I think that's still my preference. being me would be more difficult and a little disappointing but I like to think I could handle it better than in 99.9% of fics out there

>>42281602
your OC is a literal donut made out of steel? lolol

>>42278526
trvthnvke

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>42272291
Let's see what I get...

>>42272403
god DAMN

>>42273995
rainbowshine when see sees a pony with more snowpity than her

>>42284408
that's impossible anon