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Anonymous No.42271123 [Report] >>42271126 >>42271136 >>42271147 >>42271156 >>42271194 >>42271468 >>42272044 >>42272172 >>42272248 >>42273054 >>42273939 >>42273996 >>42274395 >>42276513 >>42277505 >>42281602
So, you've made it to Equestria. What are you? Yourself? A pony? An existing character? Something else entirely?
Anonymous No.42271126 [Report] >>42271132
>>42271123 (OP)
>What are you?
Pissed that I'm in Equestria.
Anonymous No.42271132 [Report] >>42271137
>>42271126
Why?
Anonymous No.42271136 [Report]
>>42271123 (OP)
I'd be the happiest little earth pony. I'd be excited to work my trade somewhere that cares and values my labor
Anonymous No.42271137 [Report]
>>42271132
I'd be bored out of my mind
Anonymous No.42271139 [Report] >>42271145 >>42271149 >>42271170 >>42271830 >>42271864 >>42272025 >>42272027 >>42272036 >>42272151 >>42272153 >>42272172 >>42272179 >>42272213 >>42272219 >>42272274 >>42272400 >>42272409 >>42272524 >>42272612 >>42273046 >>42273606 >>42273996 >>42274000 >>42274145 >>42274719 >>42275393 >>42276449 >>42276551 >>42277614 >>42278292 >>42281433
Rolled 1 (1d7)

Rolling
>1 Pony
>2 Human
>3 Kirin
>4 Gryphon
>5 Dragon
>6 Changeling
>7 Other (Diamond Dogs/Abyssinian/etc)

Post number determines sex
even - male, odd - female
Anonymous No.42271145 [Report]
>>42271139
It's settled, then.
Anonymous No.42271147 [Report] >>42271161
>>42271123 (OP)
A tree
Anonymous No.42271149 [Report]
>>42271139
4
Anonymous No.42271156 [Report]
>>42271123 (OP)
ideally, the perfect edgelord
The smart answer is a cute mare, but there's something about this dynamic that I wouldn't trade for the world
Anonymous No.42271161 [Report] >>42273043
>>42271147
Holy shit it's fluttershy!
Anonymous No.42271170 [Report]
Rolled 3 (1d7)

>>42271139
Let's see what I get, hoping for Anonstallion.
Anonymous No.42271192 [Report]
I'd be myself because I like being myself.
Anonymous No.42271194 [Report] >>42271425 >>42272019
>>42271123 (OP)
me but handsomer, smarter, less fat, and whiter.
Anonymous No.42271425 [Report]
>>42271194
>whiter
I'm sorry.
Anonymous No.42271468 [Report]
>>42271123 (OP)
A bacterium in Twilight's colon.
Anonymous No.42271830 [Report] >>42271844
Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>42271139
rolln.
Anonymous No.42271844 [Report]
>>42271830
Anonymous No.42271864 [Report] >>42271865
Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d7)

>>42271139
Anonymous No.42271865 [Report] >>42271929
>>42271864
Good, I'm a male changeling
Anonymous No.42271929 [Report]
>>42271865
Oh good! That means you could be any waifu to satisfy the rest of us when we inevitably get rejected by our crushes.
Anonymous No.42272019 [Report] >>42275381
>>42271194
me except i wanna be low caste indian
Anonymous No.42272025 [Report] >>42272046
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d7 + 1)

>>42271139
Come on, no whammy
Anonymous No.42272027 [Report]
Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>42271139
Anonymous No.42272036 [Report] >>42272038
Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>42271139
i'm literally him
Anonymous No.42272038 [Report]
>>42272036
FUCK
Anonymous No.42272044 [Report]
>>42271123 (OP)
>self-insert in Equestria
You're an alicorn, of course. Probably a black coat with a black mane with red highlights.
Anonymous No.42272046 [Report]
>>42272025
Alright, well I guess I could ask Twilight to just magic me into a pony or something
Anonymous No.42272151 [Report] >>42272154
Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>42271139
fingers crossed for cool bug
Anonymous No.42272153 [Report] >>42272157
>>42271139
Dunno how to roll so I'm choosing 1. Let's hope my post number is odd.
Anonymous No.42272154 [Report]
>>42272151
weak....
Anonymous No.42272157 [Report] >>42272175
>>42272153
paste this
dice+1d7
into the options field
do it fag
Anonymous No.42272172 [Report]
Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>42271123 (OP)
Personally I'd pick beaing an earth pony.

But let's see what >>42271139 gets me.
Anonymous No.42272175 [Report] >>42272176
Rolled 4 (1d7)

>>42272157
Rolling for Earth pony
Anonymous No.42272176 [Report] >>42272189
>>42272175
Well at least it's not human and I can also fly so it might not be that bad.
Anonymous No.42272179 [Report]
Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>42271139
Anonymous No.42272189 [Report]
>>42272176
was gonna be pissed if you got changeling lol
have fun being a catbird
Anonymous No.42272213 [Report] >>42272216
Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>42271139
Given the choice: Dragon.

Let's see what the dice say.
Anonymous No.42272216 [Report]
>>42272213
>female, other
I'll have to give this some thought. What "other" races are there, and what is the one I really want?
Anonymous No.42272219 [Report] >>42272223 >>42273062
Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d7)

>>42271139
rollin'
if pony then second dice determines tribe (1-2 mud, 3-4 horn, 5-6 bird, 7 ali)
if human then second dice determines race (1-2 white, 3-4 mongoloid, 5-6 negro, 7 green)
Anonymous No.42272223 [Report]
>>42272219
>hornhead
neato
>mare
meh
Anonymous No.42272248 [Report]
Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>42271123 (OP)
rollan
Anonymous No.42272274 [Report] >>42272278
Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>42271139
please regardless of species, let me keep my cock!

wings as a bonus if possible.
Anonymous No.42272278 [Report] >>42272291
>>42272274
>Male pony
I mean, I'll miss my hands for sure, but at least my cock is intact.
Anonymous No.42272281 [Report] >>42272284
dice+1d7
Anonymous No.42272284 [Report] >>42272290
>>42272281
Not working on my part. Fuck.
Anonymous No.42272290 [Report]
Rolled 3 (1d7)

>>42272284
Wait I am stupid I should type it in the options section lol
Anonymous No.42272291 [Report] >>42272297 >>42272336 >>42272403 >>42273038 >>42274074 >>42274299 >>42274454 >>42274705 >>42274717 >>42280733 >>42282836
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>42272278
Gonna take it one step further and roll tribe.
let's make it interesting
>1d100
>1 - 50 (Earth Pony)
>51 - 75 (Pegasus)
>75 - 99 (Unicorn)
>100(Alicorn)

Please give wings, Equestria, I beg you.
Anonymous No.42272297 [Report] >>42272444
>>42272291
>Earth Pony
...fuck
Anonymous No.42272336 [Report]
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>42272291
Anonymous No.42272343 [Report] >>42272525
Wow this is just like those 3 or 4 already existing generals that ask the same gay fucking thing...
Anonymous No.42272400 [Report]
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>42271139
Hehehe, now I'm guaranteed a good outcome
Anonymous No.42272403 [Report] >>42272432 >>42273995 >>42281427 >>42283949
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>42272291
Let's see if I'm a good fit for ma waifu
Anonymous No.42272409 [Report] >>42272411
Rolled 3 (1d7)

>>42271139
>More options of getting shit rather than goo ones
I don't like the chances here.
Anonymous No.42272411 [Report]
>>42272409
>Kirin mare
Would have preferred stallion, but it's hooves so that's good.
Anonymous No.42272432 [Report]
>>42272403
what
Anonymous No.42272444 [Report] >>42272567
>>42272297
>Didn't make it 1-33, 34-66, 67-99, and 100
>Was made an Earth Pony because he's racist against Earth Ponies
You kind of deserve it
Anonymous No.42272524 [Report] >>42272528
Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>42271139
rolling
Anonymous No.42272525 [Report]
>>42272343
somepony is obsessed
Anonymous No.42272528 [Report]
>>42272524
anonstallion
Anonymous No.42272567 [Report]
>>42272444
to be fair, it does seem like Earth Ponies make up the majority of the population.
Anonymous No.42272612 [Report]
Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>42271139
Anonymous No.42273038 [Report]
>>42272291
Anonymous No.42273043 [Report]
>>42271161
You know she's not a tree, right?
Anonymous No.42273046 [Report]
Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>42271139
Anonymous No.42273054 [Report]
>>42271123 (OP)
I'm me but a little younger.
Anonymous No.42273062 [Report] >>42274743
>>42272219
Brave to roll when there's a chance you'll be a nigger
Anonymous No.42273606 [Report]
Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>42271139
Let's roll!
Anonymous No.42273939 [Report]
>>42271123 (OP)
id just be me, but id honor the ones who didnt get as lucky by going by Anonymous
Anonymous No.42273995 [Report] >>42284408
>>42272403
the chosen one
Anonymous No.42273996 [Report]
>>42271123 (OP)
I am myself, not Anon, not a pony, not a griffon or changeling or any creature.
But I'm also rolling
>>42271139
Anonymous No.42274000 [Report]
Rolled 6 (1d7)

>>42271139
Lol actually rolling with the dice now
Anonymous No.42274074 [Report]
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>42272291
Anonymous No.42274103 [Report]
Rolled 2 (1d7)

Rollin for bug
Anonymous No.42274127 [Report]
Rolled 7 (1d7)

>Rolling for bug
Anonymous No.42274145 [Report] >>42274150 >>42274159
Rolled 6 (1d7)

>>42271139
Anonymous No.42274150 [Report]
>>42274145
Figures.
Anonymous No.42274159 [Report] >>42274183
>>42274145
Changeling is basically hax, you can become whatever you want to.
Anonymous No.42274183 [Report]
>>42274159
Nah, it only means I can decieve others. Changelings are beasts of noncommitment and running from consequences.
Anonymous No.42274299 [Report] >>42274301
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>42272291
Anonymous No.42274301 [Report] >>42274414 >>42274454
>>42274299
FUCK my bones are gonna be too brittle and weak to work on an Apple Farm
Anonymous No.42274395 [Report]
>>42271123 (OP)
I didn't spend all these years whoring my dragonpony sona out on fimfiction to not become him in horseland
Anonymous No.42274414 [Report] >>42275196
>>42274301
Nonsense! I bet there are probably plenty of jobs you could help with on the farm.
Repairing the top of the barn and roof is a lot safer for you, sending a message, speed feeding the farm animals. Oh you could check on the whole of the acres for them lickitedy split! They'd find something for you to do is all I'm saying.
Anonymous No.42274454 [Report]
>>42274301
kek wanna trade? >>42272291
Anonymous No.42274705 [Report]
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>42272291
lets have a go
Anonymous No.42274717 [Report]
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>42272291
>tfw no bats
Anonymous No.42274719 [Report] >>42274723
Rolled 5 (1d7)

>>42271139
Let's see some hooves.
Anonymous No.42274723 [Report]
>>42274719
Oh, double nigger.
Anonymous No.42274743 [Report]
>>42273062
Russian roulette isn't fun without a bullet
Anonymous No.42275196 [Report]
>>42274414
Based and harmonypilled
Anonymous No.42275381 [Report]
>>42272019
Saarpony.
Anonymous No.42275393 [Report] >>42275397
Rolled 3 (1d7)

>>42271139
Anonymous No.42275397 [Report] >>42276218
>>42275393
I'm okay with this
Anonymous No.42276218 [Report]
>>42275397
cute kirin
Anonymous No.42276449 [Report] >>42276454
Rolled 5 (1d7)

>>42271139
Three or less please.
Anonymous No.42276454 [Report]
>>42276449
Dammit.
Anonymous No.42276513 [Report]
>>42271123 (OP)
I can't imagine myself as a pony. Maybe its too foreign.
Anonymous No.42276551 [Report] >>42276557 >>42276587
>>42271139
Not humie pls.
Anonymous No.42276557 [Report] >>42276587
Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>42276551
Woops, I forgot to roll.
Anonymous No.42276587 [Report]
>>42276551
>>42276557
>Pony
Yay
>girl
Boo...
Well I hope I at least get to be a Pegasus. Flying would be really cool.
Anonymous No.42276643 [Report] >>42277062
screw rolling i CHOOSE to be an earth pony (male) and marry Linky and work a farm while she makes horseshoes
Anonymous No.42277062 [Report]
>>42276643
based linkychad
Anonymous No.42277505 [Report]
>>42271123 (OP)
a fart cushion
Anonymous No.42277514 [Report]
>>42261072
Anonymous No.42277614 [Report] >>42277619
Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>42271139
Lets see
Anonymous No.42277619 [Report] >>42277624
>>42277614
>human
My disappointment is immeasurable
Anonymous No.42277624 [Report]
>>42277619
cool oc, anon!
Anonymous No.42277678 [Report]
life sucks and then you die
Anonymous No.42277979 [Report] >>42278137 >>42278277
>all those people going "m-male of course!" because they're afraid of being called trannies
Anonymous No.42278137 [Report]
>>42277979
Maybe if you had a few working braincells you would've guessed that most males enjoy having a dick. And they want to fuck the mares
Anonymous No.42278277 [Report]
>>42277979
>t. roastie
Anonymous No.42278292 [Report]
Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>42271139
>Pony
Hey, so long as it's a male unicorn, then it's not too bad.
>Human
Ideal.
>Kirin
Actually a better deal than pony, since magic is guaranteed + cool fire powers. Only issue is that you're destined to be a femboy.
>Griffon
You can't kiss, you're stuck with either a cloaca or a cat dick, and you become a jew. Worst one of the first six.
>Dragon
Early life is the only time where that's a good roll. Teenage dragons look ugly (other than Ember) and adults are just too big.
>Changeling
Shape-shifting is the best super power to have. Only issue is that when you're not transformed you're probably going to look like a gay moose, assuming you aren't a total asshole.
>Other
All of them are worse, except hippogriffs, which are better than regular griffs.
Anonymous No.42278489 [Report] >>42278512
Will there be a commune for all these strange hairless apes and other Equestrian creatures trying covince ponies they used to be hairless apes.
Anonymous No.42278512 [Report] >>42278526
>>42278489
Everyone gets their own Equestria. How utopian or dystopian will vary. Not all Equestrias will be the same
Anonymous No.42278526 [Report] >>42278544 >>42278555 >>42281946
>>42278512
Anons get the Equestria that they deserve. If you have hate for that place and its inhabitants in your heart, then that hate will manifest.
Anonymous No.42278544 [Report]
>>42278526
Oh god, this isnt Equestria at all, we are in hell!
Anonymous No.42278555 [Report]
>>42278526
Equestria but everypony is a jew except (You)
Anonymous No.42279433 [Report] >>42280612
snowpity
Anonymous No.42280612 [Report]
>>42279433
Quite lovely.
Anonymous No.42280733 [Report] >>42280741
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>42272291
gaze
Anonymous No.42280741 [Report]
>>42280733
gaze apon ye low roll?
Anonymous No.42281427 [Report]
>>42272403
my fwuarking liege... I kneel...
Anonymous No.42281433 [Report]
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>42271139
Let's see
Anonymous No.42281602 [Report] >>42281611
>>42271123 (OP)
I used to have a unicorn ocdonutsteel and I think that's still my preference. being me would be more difficult and a little disappointing but I like to think I could handle it better than in 99.9% of fics out there
Anonymous No.42281611 [Report]
>>42281602
your OC is a literal donut made out of steel? lolol
Anonymous No.42281946 [Report]
>>42278526
trvthnvke
Anonymous No.42282836 [Report]
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>42272291
Let's see what I get...
Anonymous No.42283949 [Report]
>>42272403
god DAMN
Anonymous No.42284408 [Report] >>42284513
>>42273995
rainbowshine when see sees a pony with more snowpity than her
Anonymous No.42284513 [Report]
>>42284408
that's impossible anon