why do i feel gross after fucking my pillow to humans, yet i feel satisfied and happy after fucking my pillow to MLP? also lewd thread

>>42271153 (OP)
lol

>>42271153 (OP)
>he still faps to humans at all
couldn't be me

OP, my friend...
i use pillows for resting my head on during sleep

>>42271153 (OP)
It's because ponies are morally superior. Degenerate coomerism is still bad, but you're incorporating love into your fapping to ponies, while human porn is meaningless hedonism with nameless, uncaring whores.

>>42271153 (OP)
RariBOOTY.

>>42271180
fpbp

>>42271210
Lame. Rip hole in the side of your pillow. Then take a blanket which will be the vaginal walls, fold it maybe 2x or 3x over so itll be tight and vag sized. Then just fist it in and go to town. You may need to press it against something to prevent sliding. Another pillow will do fine. But yea, you will never jerk off again.

Ironically, I can hardly get off to MLP porn, despite being a die-hard brony. I’ve only ever blown a load to that stuff, about 3 times or so, as of recently.

>>42271447
the way you describe it makes it sounds like the best invention since G4 design. alas, i don't have many pillows and i don't want to rest my head on a fleshlight
besides, blankets are not fleshy, they are rough textile
>>42272276
i tried it too, but never finished to it

>>42272276
>>42272295
low T

>>42272276
>despite being a die-hard brony
No one ever used that word in real life. Just like 'clop'.

>>42271153 (OP)
Rarity may not be my favorite pony but fuck does she always look good in a bridle or tack

>>42272276
>>42272295
high T
>(You)ing myself is aryan behavior btw

>>42272454
>not being able to get it up for sexy females
>high T

>>42271153 (OP)
...
You... fuck your pillow?

>>42272552
some people get no mares and need to buy body pillows if you can believe it

>>42271153 (OP)
OP is ... straight?

>>42272552
you must be new here

>>42273151
>humping pillow
>straight

ITT: poorfags who can't buy sex toys.
I respect the pillow grind if you are actually poor, but I think some of you are just underaged or don't want to order sex toys to your parents house.
But pillowfag are still above the normalfags that insist on using their hand for whatever reason.

>>42274793
I just don't want to have to clean the thing afterwards and I feel it's not that much better so I usually use my hand not the american meat toy

>>42274793
>pic

>>42274801
I think the toy is only better when you have a LS plush to go with it.

>>42274801
Tell me you don't own an american meat toy without telling me
You if you ever buster a nut inside you would never even think of using your hand unless in the most dire circumstances (traveling and didn't bring your meat for instance).

>>42274812
Yeah I'm still lacking that.

>>42274831
I do have an american meat, but it's as I said. Though it may also be user error, it may unironically be too tight. I always rinsed it with cleaning alcohol after washing as recommended here on the board but now everytime I use it burns a bit and I still haven't figured out if that's the lube, the alcohol seeping into the silicone, or the tightness. Also I come way too quickly when using it and that reduces the derived pleasure a lot.

>>42274842
>cleaning it with alcohol
What the fuck? Don't do that lmao. Buy toy cleaner, there are plenty out there. And if you are feeling lazy just use water. Water does most of the work, as long as you rinse it out after and let it get air dried.
I much prefer cleaning a sleeve instead of getting my hand all sticky and have to clean cum off of something. And if I'm in my bed I need to put down a towel. it's more of a process and dirtier to jerk off with your hand.
>too tight
Are you using real lube, or something you shouldn't?
Try other sex toys. They are not all made equal, that's for sure. It's not about what they look like that's important but what the nut is like. Unless you have a LS with an insert you don't need to have a mid sleeve just because it looks anatomically correct. I look at clop when I use my sleeve, not at the sleeve itself.
>cum too quickly
A premature nut is a bad one but you just need to learn to control yourself. If you can't or don't want to learn the secrets of edging, then don't bother. But edging with a hand is so disappointing in comparison.

>>42274812
I'm waiting to get my LS before getting an AM, feels more personal and makes me feel like I'd be having my first time with her, you know.
>>42274894
>And if I'm in my bed I need to put down a towel.
wtf are you doing that requires a towel? Do you not just cum into a tissue like a normal person?

>>42274801
Chest floof oh fuck yeah im a twilightfag now

>>42275137
I've used tissues before. One isn't enough so I need to use multiple and they don't even stay in place most of the time. Good chance of jizzing off target. It's a hassle and it's messy. And your hand will be sticky from lube so you have to play "the bedding is lava" the whole time with that hand, otherwise you will get lube everywhere.
Sleeves are way more hygienic, feel way better (unless you're retarded), and you don't have the shame of using the same hand you wipe your ass with as your sex helper.

>>42275228
>needing lube with your hand
Sorry to hear about your stolen foreskin, anon.

>>42275228
Jesus mate, how much do you cum that one tissue isnt enough? And what do you mean stay in place? Use the tissue to blast your load into, don't put it on a surface to glaze, that would make a mess.

>>42275279
Average amount of cum but it can fling far. If I'm laying on my side it's extremely inconvenient to use my not-jerking hand to delicately hold a tissue in a precise spot. And it takes away from the moment. Put a hand towel down instead and let my load fly, but don't need that if I have a sleeve. If you jerk off laying on your back it's probably not an issue but you get yourself messier instead and I don't find that position comfortable.

>>42274894
>What the fuck? Don't do that lmao
I used alcohol after water. I was following the advice from pic related, but maybe this Anon has lost all feeling in his dick already. I'll look into toy cleaner.
>getting my hand all sticky and have to clean cum off of something
I use tissues and no lube with my hand so cleanup is easy. I rarely jerk off in bed because I don't have a good way to look at clop and using a tissue while humping a daki is prone to mistakes if the tissue slips. The toy is good for this though.
>Are you using real lube
Real water-based lube as recommended, or at least so it says on the bottle (from amazon)
>Try other sex toys
What others are there? From what I've read, sugarstar is even tighter. Maybe the dark fantasies one, but I also could just try a wider american meat one at some point.
>you just need to learn to control yourself
Any tips? I can go quite long if I use just my hand (though being able to let go helps) and I consider it pretty enjoyable, but with the fleshlight I'm almost ready to bust as soon as I slip inside. Maybe I'm a bit sensitive and my hand is little enough stimulation that I can go for longer. I've tried some things but little success so far, though maybe I just need to use the sleeve more often to get used to it.

>>42275228
One tissue is usually enough but I get the concerns if you're not just blowing your load into it. I've been skipping the alcohol on the sleeve recently so maybe it's just a matter of using it more, I'm just not getting the amazing experience I expected and I'm very afraid of not properly cleaning it so I probably overdo it and waste a lot of time that way.

>>42275405
>but it can fling far
It's a parabola, just put the tissue where it lands.
You did pay attention when they taught you quadratic equations in school? Right?