Thread 42271511

Most "awwww" inducing moment in the show, at least for me.

Pinkie Pie was haunted by the ghosts of the babies she murdered.

>>42271511 (OP)
Fun fact: Most of the stupid shit infants and toddlers do are because they have only a rudimentary concept of how to please others. Whenever a child in that age group is being dumb, it's because they're trying to make you happy.

>>42271511 (OP)
Baby ponies are dumb and gay lol

Babies don’t make me happy.
Babies are very crappy.
Nothing causes me more scorn
Than seeing a shitty baby born.
I hate the way they laugh.
I hate the way they smile.
Their existence is a gaffe.
I find it very vile.
Pinkie was right to stab them dead.
Pinkie was good for bashing their head.
Pony babies make me sick.
Pony babies suck my dick.
I hate the way they look.
I hate the way they sound.
I hate the Cake Twins,
Both Pumpkin and Pound.

>>42271674
Ticket revoked. Very naughty, mister.

I may not have flour, but they end up like that when I babysit them, too.

>>42271674
Ticket reinstated.

>>42271511 (OP)
Babies are cute

I feel this whenever I hear the “squee” sound effect. So adorable.

>>42271511 (OP)
i like this one, i love how happy they both look

>>42271811
thre. it's torn apart. after death you'll go to hades

>>42271511 (OP)
I still dislike those soulless eyes even after all these years. Why couldn't they give them eyes like that abomination Flurry got? Even that fucking non-sentient giraffe got better eyes. I also don't like the tired baby-chaos trope they usually do in cartoons. It's not that bad in real life.

>>42272330
>I also don't like the tired baby-chaos trope they usually do in cartoons. It's not that bad in real life.
can you think of a better kind of episode for Pumpkin and Pound? bearing in mind that they are infants.

>>42271511 (OP)
I think you are mistaken. You just posted the most "unfffff" inducing moment in the show.

>>42271511 (OP)
I completely forgot this episode existed

>>42271511 (OP)
I'll admit it was a cute moment, but any moment my wife is on screen melts my heart more

>>42271525
Sounds curious, but how can you know it?

>>42272371
Imagine the view from above

>>42272489
Bulk Biceps is going to use his tiny wings to hover over Flutters and jackhammer a foal into her womb

>>42272371
Oh Lord that belly

>>42272394
Not everyone is a virgin loser without a family, anon.

>>42272394
"If I do 'dumb' thing, large ones hold me and talk to me, therefore, I do 'dumb' thing so large ones hold and talk to me"
Think in rudimentary logic that lacks knowledge

>>42273486
No, I get the hypothesis. It's good, internally consistent and whatsnot. The question is how it was verified. It's not like you can ask a toddler why her did something, right? And even if you could, his self-assessment is hardly reliable.

>>42274213
My toddlers are white, so yes, they can articulate rudimentary concepts with the vocabulary they have accumulated.
>well then it's only anecdotal
Anecdote on these nuts, pseud.

>>42272330
Much like real children they're born without a soul, only gaining one when they get older. Flurry was an exception, because she has demigod blood in her veins.

The Greeks will corroborate this.

>>42274249
Anecdotes are fine. Trust isn't. From what little I remember from when I was 5, I lied to myself all the time. It can be partially explained by my general compulsion to lying that's still here, but the point is, kids are neither insightful not trustworthy. In your style,
>If I did something and I don't know why I did it, I can always say it was done to make somebody like me, and nobody including myself will question it

>pseud
What's with this forced meme and why is it suddenly all over my internet? It sounds entitled.

>>42274289
>I lied to myself all the time. It can be partially explained by my general compulsion to lying that's still here
so then how do we know you're not lying about lying to yourself as a kid?

>>42274291
Huh. Flip a coin?

>>42272330
Flurry would look far cuter if she the twins' base.

>>42272330
>non-sentient giraffe
Keeps me awake every night.

>>42274303
How do you know you're not lying to yourself about the result of the coin?
That the coin isnt lying to you?
That this post isnt a lie?

>>42274289
>general compulsion to lying
Congrats anon, you have discredited everything you have ever said and will ever say for the rest of your life

Thread proves the majority of you will never enter Equestria.

>>42274289
why did this reply chain get so pissy
yeah sure it's /mlp/ but seriously what

>>42275205
>>42274249 suddenly started getting cranky. I guess his head hurt from his babies whining at him all day.

>>42274289
>What's with this forced meme and why is it suddenly all over my internet?
I wouldn't say suddenly, it's been popular in the 4chansphere for almost a decade now. Like a lot of memes, it stems from contrarian anons trying to distance themselves from reddit.
Pseud, midwit, hylic, etc. are just different ways to signal that you're scientifically knowledgeable, but also "grounded" and spiritual. It stands in contrast to the reddit mindset of pure IFLS materialism, sometimes redditors reject anecdotal evidence as an extension of that.

Idk if anything can beat this. But really any time they do this specific smile

>>42275227
But have you considered Celestial freakin railways

>>42271511 (OP)
I can't believe they actually showed Mr. Cake giving his foals a bukkake.

>>42275748
>>42275757
*Riiiiiip*

>>42275779
Nothing like the feel of a newborn's hymen.

42272520
bad bait

>>42276060

>>42272520
>bad bait

Fixed your post for you.

>>42276161
mad

Sex with babies

>>42271511 (OP)
I lost all respect for Pinkie Pie this episode. Why is she so emotionally weak? She breaks down because babies won't listen to her, because her friends can't party with her every day, because someone is better at throwing parties than she does?

>>42276535
She's a 19 year old girl that has never had to be responsible for babies before.

>>42276680
I loved how all of the mare moms were okay with Flurry stacking their fillies like bricks while Cadance was simply aghast by the situation.

>>42276694
Princesses can get away with anything.

>>42276435
>Pegasus Cadance, unicorn Flurry
Based.

>>42275242
>>42272321
these smiles are precious

>>42276668
why did she do that, poor snail

>>42277095
She's evil.

>>42271525
Dude I want to believe you but we live in an age during which "studies show everything your ancestors did was toxic" so you'll need to fork over some links or repostable images.

I like this one.