Episode 1 Edition

Post pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!
Previous thread: >>42199269

Writefags:

mobius !9PEUyNz5zw
https://ponepaste.org/user/Mobius
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_

Ex Waifu Ex Machina
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/view

YouTube playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvz_5-Up2GF9dL6MvwZmO6YGj95P0RIMI
Dash clips:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoXHb9V5YfHxoNawqkIJZCDsOHlyFO6jl
Songs of Dash:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvz_5-Up2GF8HeGgJqbK49gJH6NUbNL07
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7Isoflxr37EJYRcVnnoScd

/dash/ index: https://ponepaste.org/1400
Index backup: https://pastelink.net/31lnq

Previously on /dash/:

Dark Dash: https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1747/49/1747493063642.png

Tiny Dash spotted on 42204401's keyboard: https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1747/67/1747672047713.png

42205925 takes Dash on trip to an air base and posts a pic of her with a souvenir: https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1747/69/1747696464526.png

Jar spin by 42205935: https://youtu.be/rlAbjzoPYiI

Did Fluttershy teach Dash how to speak to Philomena?
>>42209200

Dashie wearing Dashie slippers!: https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1747/87/1747878039647.jpg

Anons Dashe plushie tries to stop Dash from coming out their computer (she was trying to save their monitor):
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1748/23/1748238329085.jpg
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1748/25/1748257811720.jpg

Is this saled good for Dash?: https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1748/69/1748696122261.jpg

Dash PSP: https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1749/25/1749251901407.jpg

And more Dashes:
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1748/64/1748646164776.png
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1748/64/1748647321391.png
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1749/30/1749301944038.png
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1749/41/1749413214107.png

NSFW:
https://files.catbox.moe/av3u48.png
https://files.catbox.moe/3gxq7c.png

>>42266370 I know this hasn't been an easy time for you but I am wishing you all the best no matter what happens. We are here for (you)

>>42272024 (OP)
Thanks for the new thread and recap.

I love her!

donut

>>42272024 (OP)
Thanks for the new thread anon. And thanks for the encouragement at the end as well, I actually conincidentally stopped smoking last evening already so I'm gonna try my absolute hardest to stick to the vow
>>42272037
I'm legit dying out here at the fact this image is posted every single time within a few minutes of a new bread being baked

https://derpibooru.org/images/3624149

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMagzXrtvyU

8th for best pony
>>42272313
>this image
Gotta have good thread rituals

Dashing!

I had a dream last night involving Rainbow Dash. Aliens were invading Equestria, and for some reason, Rainbow Dash had four wings and at least as many personalities. None of her personalities could agree with each other on anything.

One of them was arguing that they should just get their "weapon" and destroy the invaders. Another countered that killing was wrong. Another suggested trying to reason with them before resorting to violence. One of Rainbow Dash's personalities was crying because of all the destruction the aliens were causing. Another was just frustrated that none of her could agree on what to do.

What eventually snapped her out of it was needing to go rescue her friend, who'd fallen into a ravine trying to get her "weapon" (nobody ever referred to it in any specific terms) for her from the temple it was stored in. I don't know what her weapon was or what it did, but I did know that nopony questioned if she'd be able to solo an alien invasion if she was using it.

This is like the fifth dream I've had this month featuring Rainbow Dash.

>>42273137
>This is like the fifth dream I've had this month featuring Rainbow Dash.
What the fuck? Stop hogging all the Dashie dreams.

>>42272313
Good luck, anon. Hopefully you smoked all of it or threw the rest away. You definitely don't want it within easy reach while trying to quit.

>>42273166
Don't worry, you wouldn't like the other ones.

One had her get killed by a unicorn soldier ramming his horn through her skull. Another had her get captured and dragged off by Chrysalis. Then there was one nightmare where I was Pinkie Pie acting out Cupcakes on her, although that ended pretty quickly because I immediately asked why the fuck I was doing this and woke up. Then there were two others where she was just really, really stupid.

>>42273182
Dash is a good mare. Quit torturing her with your fucked up mind before I report you for thought crimes.

>>42273213
Don't blame me, it's my dreams victimizing her. When I can control it, I choose to make it stop.

>>42273239
>Don't blame me, it's my dreams victimizing her
no offence but dreams are usually the most honest reflection of a person's character

>>42273779
>no offence but dreams are usually the most honest reflection of a person's character
since when, anon? (pic unrelated)

>>42274055
forever (this was revealed to me in a dream)

> heating maintenance person had to do something in my apartment
> he 100% saw the Rainbow Dash bodypillow
I feel way more ashamed than I should over this

>>42274559
I'm pretty sure those guys have seen way worse. Unless there was literal shit on your floor he probably doesn't care that much.

>>42274559
I leave my jumbo Dashie on the couch and she'd be the first thing anyone sees upon entering my apartment

>>42274559
He was probably jealous but just didn't want to spill his spaghetti.

>>42274613
Nah, contrary to what you might expect considering I'm a drug addict my apartment is actually very clean and organized, but the worst part is he actually came in twice. The first time around I stashed her away in my closet, but the second time I forgot, so she suddenly spawned on my bed between those 2 times which made it very obvious I was trying to hide it before
>>42274625
Based, but I think bodypillows are much more likely to be seen as something degenerate than a stuffed animal

>>42272024 (OP)
She won

Why does she like bread so much?

>>42276480
She likes being anon's little loaf

>>42276480
>>42276845
I want to bread Rainbow Dash

I have just extended this website for another year.
https://dashie.best/

>>42276986
fantastic site, only wish you could scroll down a little farther. i wish to see snowpity

>>42277163
Cute pic

>>42277163
>Dash about to be sentenced to execution

>>42276986
wait how tf have I not seen this yet
>song is a parody of Bicycle Race
KEK, thank you for extending the site, anon

>>42272024 (OP)
Rarararara Rainbow Dash.

>>42276986
amazing

Am I the only anon who copes through the existence of the Mirror Pool? I struggled a lot with other people having the same waifu as me in the past (when it wasn't Rainbow yet) but literal cloning being a thing in canon genuinely helps because I can just tell myself it's a random ass clone that happened to exist and not my mare when I see or read something that I don't like

and I have unfortunately already failed all of you I'm sorry Rainbros. On the bright side I now don't have any leftovers anymore so this time it's hopefully actually the end

>>42277163
What the fuck. They only have second to save the book before the liquid soaks in and they're having a staring match instead? It's like, the evilest thing imaginable!

>>42272024 (OP)
>>42261072

>>42278184
I'm just not bothered by the fact that other people love Dash just as much as I do. I believe we're all going to our own personal Equestria, so it's not like I'm going to have to compete with 50 of you faggots for her.
As for seeing or reading something I don't like, I just don't let it in. If I see some abuse art of her, I don’t need to rationalize it with clones or alternate timelines. I just think, "That’s gay and didn’t happen," and move on.

>already failed all of you I'm sorry Rainbros
Like I said, it's going to be rough if you have that shit anywhere near you. Now that you're out you can officially start. Save the money you’d normally spend on weed and put it toward a lifesize Dashie instead. Way better use of your money.

>>42278362
a cutie

>>42274559
A neighbor of mine saw my suggestive Dash calendar. Half a year later or so I noticed that the guy had a pony phone wallpaper. Based retard.

>>42277651
Pononnymous my goat

>>42278853
okay.

>>42280330
giwtwm

Dash is so cute in this episode

>>42280710
agreed

>>42280985
how would you keep her entertained while she recovers?

>>42281281
Sneak in new snacks and books every day along with a barrage of kisses

>>42281650
>with a barrage of kisses
these are very important for speeding up the healing process

I accidentally saw a lot of Rainbow Dash abuse today, so I wanted to post a silly picture of her to balance out my karma. She may be abrasive and competitive, but I don't think this little cloud treasure should be harmed.

>>42282126
she is our little cloud treasure and should absolutely be loved

Could (you) make a better Dash balloon sculpture than Scootaloo?

>breaks the sound barrier
>breaks through your window
>stomps on your balls during the landing
>bleps u
>flies away chortling because she knows no one will ever believe you

>>42282934
>ywn get your balls atomised at mach 1 by rainbow dash

How do you prefer to imagine Rainbow Dash's relationship with Scootaloo? Wholesome or cruel?

>>42283445
if it's not scootalove then i don't want it

>>42283529
this

>>42283445
Who the fuck likes Dash and wants her to be Scootabusive
What are they stuck in 2011

>>42283667
>>42283529
Wrong answer.

>>42283681
You're going to die.

We all will someday, but Scootaloo doesn't have much to live for and Rainbow Dash knows how funny that is.

>>42283667
She made the right decision.

Isn't Dashie such a great big sister?

>>42283739
Nah, that's how I learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT2KROiSXDg

>2011+14
>going into a waifu thread just to be an obnoxious faggot
shiggy diggy

>>42283858

luckily Dashie's here

rainbow dash LOVES scootaloo!!

This would be my accurate reaction to sitting next to rainbow mare

>>42284425

Pinkie's a good horse too

>>42283667
It's honestly one of the sweetest relationships in the show. Dash gets some much needed responsibility and Scootaloo finally has someone in her life that makes sure she's actually eating enough.

>>42284870

>>42284873
I hope that anon's doing alright

>>42284891
i hope you're doing alright

>>42284870
one hand is so totally worth to marry this mare

>>42286084

I love this mare so much

Apology for poor Ponish

When were you when Rainbow Dash dies?

I was sat at home drinking chaos goo when Applejack ring

"Rainbow Dash is kill"

"yay"

>>42286898
Rainbow Dash never dies, she just missing in action

Up we go

Rainbow x Tornado Spirit fanfic when?

Is Rainbow a good role model?

>>42288163
Didn't we have an entire episode about this?

>>42288228
not sure where your pic is from but we did

>>42288082
wtf Dash

>>42288163
No, her ego's bigger than Celestia's ass.

>>42288228
>hoof on hips
I sure do love my little humans (wearing ponysuits)

>>42288805
cute egghead

>>42289220
That's why Lightning Dust got flung into space.

>>42290124
I love this Mare

>>42290183
Me, too

>>42290384
cute frens

>>42290304
*boop*

>>42290304
I showed you my wings please respond

>>42292550
Cringe. Kys humanfag cancer

This nigga still going

>>42292550
this is very sweet. i love my wife

>>42292550
lovely pic

>>42290304
Hello fellow CS2 and Dashie enjoyer, how is MM treating you?

>>42291326
I want to pick up Dashie

>>42294339
I uninstalled the game because my internet is too unstable (kept spiking from 20ms to 250ms+++) and I cannot possibly be bothered to play with Silver 1 teammates considering I used to be LEM in Global Offensive. Impossible to win matches when they pull shit like holding Inferno mid from lower banana (almost in T-ramp) with the bomb and dying instead of coming with us to plant while all of us successfully cleared out B site

>>42294476
Same same same

>>42272024 (OP)
Total Rainbow Dash Death

>>42290602
Best bullies

>>42272024 (OP)

.>>42272024 (OP)

..>>42272024 (OP)

>>42272024 (OP)

>>42272024 (OP)

kill yourself

>>42272024 (OP)

..>>42272024 (OP)

.>>42272024 (OP)

>>42272024 (OP)
KILL RAINBOW DASH

...>>42272024 (OP)

>>42272024 (OP)

Guys, I think someone wants rainbow dash dead. I'm not sure.

>>42294770
Certainly seems like it

>>42294757
>>42294765
>>42294767
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE THE TRAUMA

>joins Ghost Wonderbolts

>>42294733
lol

>>42294770
It's certainly an adorable attempt at trolling

>>42294339
I'm also a Dash and cs enjoyer. Came back from a break and premier kicked my ass for a while. Got ranked 7.5k. Been working my way back toward 13-15k with my friends. How's it been going for you?

>>42294491
That sure sounds like the game I love.

>>42294974
Quite good I'd say, though 90% of my time is in a team enviroment, not so much MM or pugs. Beat 2x major winner devilwalk and ex NiP player maikelele on pracc a few weeks back, so that's pretty cool. Had my Dash pin lying on my monitor, I'd like to think she helped us bring it over the line.

Druganon blogpost
I'm gonna be very careful with declaring victory over something as tough as drug addiction but I think this time is genuinely truly the time I will be able to stick to long-term abstinence, and it's mainly because of speedtrooning. I've been practicing for the past week after taking a 2 month break (I stopped purely to be able to smoke) and already playing MUCH MUCH MUCH better and MUCH more consistent than ever before EVER, and I'm not gonna let weed ruin this. It's time to fucking get WR and make Dashie proud. I 100% know I will be able to do it if I can keep it up

>>42296041
Hell yeah. You better have Dash all over your stream layout when you start doing runs.

>>42296041
good job anon

>>42296041
I've never actually heard about weed addiction. Though being addicted to smoking is always bad and better not to deal with it at all.
So keep up the good work anon.

>"""weed addiction"""
You're not addicted you're just weak lmao. Ain't keeping up with this bitch if you got smokers lungs and always smell like febreze and dank lol.

>>42294733
must be some good fried chicken

what would you do, anons?

>>42296916
A the sims like game set in equestria would have been sick

>>42296916
I am going to do all of those

>>42296916
After thinking it over, I think I'll choose
>brush mane, groom coat, and preen wings

>>42296916
>suggest looking at the clouds
>you hired a pegasus to rearrange the clouds above to to spell out a love poem

>>42296916
Considering that the Plumbob is over her head, you are telling her what to do, not selecting what you are going to do to her.

>>42297079
Fixed

i hate summer so fucking much
kill me

>>42297842
Sounds like you need to go to the beach

>>42297842
You don't like your summer sips?

>>42297858
>>42298207
i would like it to not be 100 degrees IN JUNE

>>42298320
Sounds like you need to go to the beach

>>42298320
>tfw 12 C and light rain

>>42297858
>>42298381
Unironically this. I went to the beach earlier and swam a shit ton. It was so good, dashbros.

>>42298626
day at the beach with Dashie would be lovely

>>42298320
90 humid here

>>42299745
I aim at being as carefree as this mare

>>42299894
>key to success is picturing these two images in your mind whenever you do anything
>>42273779
>>42299745

>>42301054
beautiful wife

>>42299745
can rainbow dash stop being so chill

>>42302406
nope

>>42302580
Belly

>>42302690

>>42296041
Godspeed, anon. I know Dashie is already proud of the progress you've been making. Keep pushing and never give up.

up

board's going fast, can even Dash keep up

>>42303323
Oh my god, just fucking kiss already!

>>42302690
unf, pet the dash

>>42304508
Thought she was hiding for a second before I realised she was working the pedals.

>>42302406
Impossible

> Page 9 after not even 1 hour

>>42305396
summer, and some spammers I'd guess

would you still love her if she was gak?

>>42306027
Depends on the taste

>>42306057
Snowpity flavor

>>42306126
My favorite flavor

>>42306149
favorite flavor of my favorite mare

>>42304938
>tfw anon's not around to rub belly

>>42305566
such a lazy mare

>>42307064
she's waiting for there to be enough clouds so she can bust them all in one single swoop

>>42307064
She's not lazy, she just needs to save energy in order to go really fast.

>>42307714
such a smart pone

>>42307958
She likes reading for a reason after all.

>>42305396
>pic
does this count as Rainbow Dash always dresses in style?

>>42302690
I want to rub that belly

>>42296041
Dude you got this man

>>42298320
But anon how else are we gonna burn the gay pride outta june( ・_ゝ・)

>>42307402
Is this artist still active?

>>42308744
Thanks to you and all the others for the encouragement yet again. The withdrawals are absolutely terrible at this point, I keep getting really bad panic attacks because I overthink random heartrate spikes / palpitations which are possible symptoms when you quit cold turkey. At least I have my Dashie bodypillow to hold onto though and I have zero cravings for this shitty plant anymore. Let my painful lesson be a warning to every single one of you, never fucking ever go on a multiple month long binge. You will literally feel like you are dying afterwards.

>>42308850
in the three seconds of searching I did their last post was two years ago sooooo
probably dead

>>42308001
I love reading with my Dashie

>>42309016
You can do it anon, stay strong.

>>42272024 (OP)
Dashbros...
https://x.com/American_Onion/status/1938801992391856362

>>42309299
Rainbow dash is nerdier than you think

>>42309979
Into the line you go, NERD!

>>42310196
Haha neeerd!

>>42310273
pls no bully

>>42310642
I didn't mean it in a bad way you silly little mare

>>42310642
It's okay not a big deal. Everyone can be a little nerdy.

>>42312075
pretty mare

>>42312238
That's cute

Do you think Dash would be willing to ever have foals? I want to impregnate this mare, but I don’t want to hold her back from her dreams of being fast. Maybe she'd be willing to slow down for a bit after proving herself as a top Wonderbolt?

>>42312958
If you truly love someone you are going to want to reproduce with them eventually, it's biochemically impossible to avoid. Therefore, yes she would be willing to one day.

>>42312958
Of course she would. But maybe a little bit later into her career when she realizes it. But definitely not with you.

>>42312958
of course, gotta make some future Wonderbolts

>>42313516
>it's me! Dashku!

>>42272024 (OP)

>>42314206
me and who at the mare fair screening

>>42314206
Why is Fluttershy cumming from just a wing touch

>>42314735
wouldn't you?

>>42314723
is that one of the butterflies of Fluttershy's cutie mark

>>42315284
Do Fluttershy owns all the butterfly now?

>>42315353

of course not but that one might have fallen off her butt

>>42315426
That's why they're called butt-erfly

>>42315457

>>42315457

>>42315880
I love her

>>42272024 (OP)

>>42317260
my wife is very pretty

>>42318711
God, I love hooves

>>42318843
especially Dashie's hoofas

Can pegasi walk on their own fart clouds?
Could Rainbow Dash brap out a house for Scootaloo? She'd probably be happy to live in it.

>>42318711
unffffffffff

>>42319615
that butt would be a perfect pillow

The quality of this thread and posters is slowly going down the drain

>>42319790

>>42318721
no more McD for this Dash, she's already huge

What would you do if Rainbow Dash get diagnosed with terminal stage cancer?

>>42320032
Nothing wrong with a thicc mare

>>42320316
she's so happy to have that slice of pizza

>>42320573
She burns a lot of calories

>>42272024 (OP)
dead.........

>>42320812
What would her chinese food order be

>>42321041
She's probably the type to order extra spicy noodles and eat it them very slowly with a stoic expression

>>42296916
crush her

>>42321420
I can see this

>>42322330
Hi, Rainbow Dash!

>>42322499
absolutely!

>>42322499
Absolutely n-
>gets pounced anyway

>>42322824
Twily's mad she's not getting hugged

>>42323844
Damn

>>42325037

>>42322718
one day I will soar the skies with her

Will I go to Equestria if I help out in the 3 day special military operation and die?

>>42326315
If you're sent there unwillingly, then yes. If you go there by choice, it's practically suicide, so it's up to you whether you think suicides deserve to go.

>>42326322
This means that Equestria is full of young Russians right now

>>42326360
Only if they were russian horsefuckers

>>42326322
Rainbover then

>>42328518
Anon, please

>>42329673
My new wallpaper

Goodnight, /dash/

>>42330105
Night anon

>>42330105
>>42330125
it's almost 10 AM so good morning anons

>>42330125
I want to hug them both!

hey dashbros, what wholesome Anon x Dash pics do you all have?

>>42330196

>>42330196

>>42330196

>>42330196

>>42330196

>>42330196

>>42330196

dashie

>>42330196

New Dashie song by BGM dropped!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjvq-sBIniU

>>42332792
cutest mare

How is she so pretty wtf

>>42334764
Is that the new iPhone?

>>42334970

rainbow dash embarrassed

schlippersh

>>42335918
What's her funky ikea product name

>>42336069
BLÅVINGAD

>>42336069
MOLNSKATT

> dreamed my local Rewe sold tons Dashie plushies
I want to bring all of them back with me bros...

>>42335353
prettiest girl

>>42336380
I'm too embarrassed to buy plushie but I would make an exception for Dashie

>>42336699
go for it, best purchase you'll ever make

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq1HYCxi9XU

>>42336699
check ebay, symbiotes website, and olyfactory
I think OlyFactory has a oversized dashie on sale.

I love my cute little baby mare

>>42336269
silly hoerses

>>42338420

coolest mare

>>42339315
wing hugs must feel amazing

What is she up to this time?

>>42339832
Coming up with a foolproof plan to get anon to kiss her

>>42339838

>>42339856
kissing anon first is against the rules
new plan

>>42339832
Try to take over the world

>>42339872
>new plan

>>42340179
love these two

>>42340557
Indeed, they are so cute together.

>>42339999
excellent plan

>>42339877
cute bellies

>>42341865
>Dashie getting ready to smooch Anon

>>42341865

Stupid weird blue dog

>>42272610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9u2DtCJde8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33IiBNWyeTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQUpm-tQ_1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbv6HHBxLY

>>42272610
How I always missed this post? What a banger.

Early 2000s nostalgia still hits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUxGFKLpZkw

>>42342533
unf sloppy Dash kisses

>>42343389
What are the odds I have a drink that looks almost exactly like this

>>42343447
I don't like jars and ponies in the same room

>>42343447
Well now you have to tell us what you're drinking
And if you washed that jar out first

>>42343670
>Well now you have to tell us what you're drinking
Fanta Exotic Zero
>And if you washed that jar out first
I've been using it for months so yes

>>42342755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxIuZC26hXU

Does she ever get depressed?

>>42344432
This description comes to mind.
https://www.twibooru.org/2180173

>>42344432
Only if she really has to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX9L8IuiwJA

>>42345121
such pretty wings

Wow, that's one pretty flying horse.

>>42342755
Wife got moves, got damn

>>42345322
imagine marrying that pretty horse

>>42345419
I imagine every day

>>42345435
imagine kissing the bride

>>42345640
What about holding the marewife

>>42345695
I'm interested

>>42345661
lewd

>>42345695

>>42346142

>>42326322
But what if my KDR is positive?

>>42346336
You go to Doritos heaven

I wanna eat her ass like there's a portal to Equestria in there

>>42346677
you'd need to get there first to accomplish that

>"A-Are you sure it's not too small for you, anon?"

>>42347325

>>42340852
But WHY is it so cute?

>>42347605
I just think it's sweet seeing Rainbow Dash making Scootaloo happy. Isn't it obvious?

>>42347605
Dash is a brash egotist who outwardly hates mushy shit and is the best flier in the world.
So her taking in a disabled kid who can't fly at all and making time for her, supporting her, helping her deal with her flight disability, and generally being way more gentle with her than her usual cocky self is sweet, especially given that she's an only child. It shows a nurturing side to her and gives her someone to be responsible for.

>>42348154
Also the fact that Scootaloo sees Dashie as her hero is extra cute.

>>42347325
nonsense, Dashie has the best butt

Can you fag go back to the gay thread?

>>42348559

>>42348215
Yeah, her realizing just how much she means to the filly and trying to be worthy of that is also great.

>>42348560
Oh no please, keep posting about butt, eating butts and butts on my face. It's so cute and totally not obnoxious.

>>42348581
okay

>>42348581
If you're uncomfortable with hot girl butts because you think it's gay, you might be a repressed homosexual.

>>42348581
>butts on my face
Sounds heavenly.

>>42348623
>hot girl butts
It's a cartoon horse...

>>42348696
Are you suggesting that ponies can't be hot and/or girls? Are you dumb AND gay?

>>42348696
>It's a cartoon horse...

a very sexy cartoon horse

>>42348753
I'm trying to say that I didn't want this thread to be turned into gooner shit you dumb fag.

>>42348761
Relax, anon. It's just a butt posting block. It'll pass, like all posting blocks do. Next time, if you're sick of a particular theme, try posting a cute pic and making a suggestion instead of whining. Notice how the butt posting picked back up when you started bitching? Streisand effect. And there's nothing gay or gooner about appreciating your wife's butt. Stop being a fag.

>>42348154
couldn't have said it any better

I find Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo's relationship so interesting because Rainbow Dash is essentially fostering a younger version of herself. Their relationship to me reads as Scootaloo being RD's protege, similar to Celestia and Twilight. Scootaloo is RD's future, RD's legacy, and an extension of RD herself. RD and Scootaloo both share the fierce hunger to realize their dreams and accomplish what most ponies consider impossible. RD is what Scootaloo can be with the right amount of dedication, hard work, guidance, and inspiration. Scootaloo is the potential, RD is the dream. The sisterly aspect of their relationship is cute and heartwarming and it highlights the softer more caring side of RD that few ponies truly know. The fact that the paragon of the pegasi race, RD, is giving herself to an underdog filly like Scootaloo says a lot about both of them. And you know RD isn't doing it out of pity for Scootaloo. She does it because she sees herself within Scootaloo and perhaps something greater that even other ponies are incapable of seeing. Likewise, if you wanted to take a more cynical approach to their relationship you could say RD represents success where Scootaloo represents failure. Scootaloo being the representative of failure where one's dreams clash with their reality. This would hit RD especially hard because she sees herself in Scootaloo and in the same vein of RD's characteristic egotism, she would take Scootaloo's perceived failures as insults against RD herself. This perspective of their relationship makes Rainbow Factory's main conflict intriguing to me because it explores their relationship on a different level. It puts Scootaloo at the forefront of their relationship and it gives a more nuanced answer to "What if I don't measure up to the expectations she has for me?". The dichotomy of RD and Scootaloo and their relationship as a whole makes them a lot more interesting than the other sisters IMO. Its a shame they didn't get more episodes together.

>>42349604
I ain't reading all that, sorry, but I love these two

>>42348696
that's what makes it so good!

>>42349604
I dunno, the biggest difference by Scootaloo's own admission is that nobody has ever actually encouraged or praised her. Which also means Dash is the first person to do so and puts the entire opening of Sleepless in Ponyville into a sadder context.

>>42349568
yjk Spitfire was aching to correct bratty Dash

this here is my mare

Got to view the summer fireworks in company of my mare
>Android camera quality

>>42350368
she's more interested in (You) than the fireworks

>>42350065
As do I
>>42350188
That's true but they share the same attitude and they both have dreams that they worked tirelessly for. At the end of Sleepless in Ponyville, RD told Scootaloo that she was like scoots when she was younger. Like other anons mentioned, the fact that RD is supporting Scootaloo when Scootaloo doesn't receive much love from anybody else makes their relationship very endearing. A little encouragement for Scootaloo goes a long way.
>>42350368
Cute! The camera quality gives it sovl

>>42350456
that's so fucking cute

>>42350368
Looks like the sky's on fire.

>>42350456
I remember seeing a good oneshot fic where Scootaloo talks about how Dash has encouraged her to be a paralympian and professional skater, since she's able to do a bunch of tricks that other ponies can't, and is setting her up with trainers and stuff. It was cute.

>>42351773
comfiest poner

>>42353062

>>42353502
Expectations vs reality

New thread!

>>42353969
>>42353969
>>42353969

>>42353997

bump

>>42354625
>>42353997

>>42354625
based retard

>>42354736
ye we know thats wot u ar

You're last on the board. I've got a comic to share with you later today.

There's a contest called Flashfic where the goal is to write a story in at most 150 words, and I had one with Rainbow Dash turned into a comic:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/526921/11/short-stories-with-pregnant-ponies/in-the-garden

Applejack and Rainbow Dash were nose-to-nose, glaring at each other as they argued.

“Ya ain’t never grown nothin’, Rainbow! That’s one thing I got over ya!”

“Have too!”

“What have you ever grown? Yer house ain’t got any soil, on account of it being so high up in the sky!”

Rainbow Dash pulled her nose back, and smirked as she turned and gestured with her head towards her midsection, swollen with life. Applejack gave her *that* look.

“Havin’ a foal don’t count, and you know it, Rainbow!”

“A foal is a kind of fruit. A womb is a kind of garden.”

“Now I’d expect this kind of fancy-shmancy word games from Twilight, but not you, Rainbow!”

“Besides, having a foal is something I’ve got over you, then.”

Rainbow Dash stuck her tongue out and, after some effort, flew away. Applejack wanted the last word.

“This ain’t over you swollen feather-fer-brains!”

Ah fuck, sorry, I just noticed the new thread, kek.

ranbow dash