Thread 42272750

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Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:51:17 PM No.42272750 >>42272829 >>42272841 >>42272873 >>42272921 >>42272925 >>42273039 >>42273058 >>42273306 >>42275113

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>YOU and Anon?! But Applejack we thought you hated him. You kept chasing him away from Sweet Apple Acres and grumble everytime he was near you. You even threatened to break his spine like a kit-kat bar when he gave you a bouquet of flowers. What changed?

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:38:48 PM No.42272829 >>42272928

>>42272750 (OP)
I told her that if she fucked me, I’d stop fucking Apple Bloom. (I lied.)

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:40:42 PM No.42272834

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I like the packet design of Kit-Kats.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:43:35 PM No.42272840

She made me her permanent farmhand and sex-slave. Please for the love of Celestia save me.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:43:36 PM No.42272841

>>42272750 (OP)
I told her I had a Weapon of Mass Destruction and that I would use it to destroy Sweet Apple Acres. Nothing but a good ol' blackmailing can fix someponys hate easily!

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:00:03 PM No.42272873 >>42273006

>>42272750 (OP)
I said apple in french

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:21:04 PM No.42272921

>>42272750 (OP)
Applejack looks like she fucks human men.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:23:48 PM No.42272925 >>42274149

>>42272750 (OP)
I remember when we had greentexts that AJ was the only one who could tell anon was an outsider. That was a nice concept.

Man I miss green outside of generals.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:25:54 PM No.42272928 >>42273069

>>42272829
How's sex with Apple Bloom like?

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:59:46 PM No.42273006

>>42272873
apple in french sounds like bum

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 8:18:07 PM No.42273039

>>42272750 (OP)
I didn't know that ponies were aware what a Kit-Kat bar was

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 8:25:10 PM No.42273053

Bunch of literal who’s trying to get in the scene with the mane 6

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 8:26:31 PM No.42273058 >>42273064

>>42272750 (OP)
anon tames the racist pony

Tirek will tame the purple brat

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 8:28:03 PM No.42273064

>>42273058
cozy glow isn’t purple

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 8:30:34 PM No.42273069 >>42273127 >>42273287 >>42273312

>>42272928
so when fucking a hamster, you need to cover it's torso with duck tape to prevent it from exploding
can't be much different here

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 9:06:20 PM No.42273127

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>>42273069

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 10:12:46 PM No.42273287

>>42273069
...Yeah, that's going in the PTS.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 10:17:47 PM No.42273306

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>>42272750 (OP)
She got tired of coming up with new reasons for why she was walking so funny everyday.
it was cause of human mare sexo

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 10:19:32 PM No.42273312 >>42273355

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>>42273069
>duck tape
duct tape
Sick of retards getting this wrong, you're disgustingly illiterate

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 10:36:14 PM No.42273355 >>42273479

>>42273312
https://brians.wsu.edu/2016/05/25/duck-tape/

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 11:15:53 PM No.42273479 >>42273868 >>42273881 >>42274131

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>>42273355
Yeah, smells like folk etymology to me, buddy.

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 2:02:49 AM No.42273868

>>42273479
>Literally trying to dismiss a university professor

You are unbelievably stupid.

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 2:09:06 AM No.42273881

>>42273479
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_duck

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 4:48:34 AM No.42274131 >>42274140

>>42273479
stop smelling everything, twilight, it's really annoying

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 4:52:50 AM No.42274140 >>42274151

>>42274131
You're not okay with her smelling you?

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 4:57:53 AM No.42274149 >>42274157

>>42272925
AJ was the only one who could tell that the green human that's completely unfamiliar with even the most basic Equestrian concepts was an outsider?

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 4:58:32 AM No.42274151

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>>42274140
Not anymore

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 5:01:25 AM No.42274157 >>42274161

>>42274149
I think he was a pony in the green.

It was a nice green.

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 5:03:33 AM No.42274161 >>42274168

>>42274157
That makes more sense. Did AJ sense that he wasn't a proper pony or was it just general "Yain't from 'round here, are ya?" type shit?

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 5:07:00 AM No.42274168 >>42274175

>>42274161
I think she sensed it, because she embodies Truth, more or less. I don't remember how big it was, I think it was pretty short, but the idea was nice. Lots of nice ideas for green back in the day.

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 5:10:05 AM No.42274175 >>42275253

>>42274168
Was it from Anon's perspective or AJ's?
>Lots of nice ideas for green back in the day.
I think about this a lot. Sometimes I get an itch to find some random prompt from years ago and write up my own take on it

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 6:10:03 PM No.42275057

Orange buttcheeks

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 6:37:31 PM No.42275113

>>42272750 (OP)
do not believe her lies

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 7:57:31 PM No.42275253

>>42274175
Anon's perspective I think. Or maybe it did the "Be Applejack" thing in the story and I don't remember.

Anonymous 6/16/2025, 9:49:29 PM No.42275532

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Anon's the only one who can give her what she wants.