>"Greetings dearest Prince Anonymous."
>"Whatever you have in that cup must smell incredible. You're sniffing it so hard."
>"..."
>"What is a 'gasoline?'"

>>42273340 (OP)
here sunass take a whiff of it mate

>>42273340 (OP)
gasoline, i can feel myself slipping away
i dont know what you made me say
but i remember that i saw a crown
i swear it wasnt real, it was white clown
use petrol niggers

>>42273340 (OP)
>sniffing gasoline in a desperate attempt to cope with the general crappiness of Life in Current Year
>suddenly: Celestia
>before you can even react, she's all over you like you were a long-lost friend
>calling you "Prince" and talking about taking you back home to Equestria or somesuch
>assume you're tripping balls and tell the hallucination you're ready to leave whenever she is
>AndThenItGetsHazy.gif
>open your eyes the next morning
>see this

Now anons, I'm not here to tell you what to do but I'd highly recommend not huffing gasoline. Your favorite pony would be sad knowing you're hurting yourself.

>>42273847
God, if only

>>42273847
that would be perfect but you posted the wrong version

>>42273340 (OP)
>abo anon in equestria
fund it

>>42273990
what would be the right version?

>>42274850
the after sex one

>>42273847
>>42273954
>sleepy morning winghugs from Celestia (or a very convincing hallucination thereof)
>inquries and protests muffled by her chest fluff
>growing increasingly half-hearted as your need to know WTF is overwhelmed by a newfound sense that everything really is going to be fine

>>42273357
fpbp

>>42273999
>digeridoo music follows him everywhere

>>42273999
>ayo ayo where the petrol and achohol at

don't be rama rama