Thread 42273394 - /mlp/ [Archived: 859 hours ago]

/p/ - Random Pone
6/15/2025, 10:48:16 PM No.42273394
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/p/ - Edition... whatever... Post anything, as long as it's related to PONE.
Sunday is the best day to get drunk... Who here is having a good time? I know I am!
Replies: >>42273664 >>42273667 >>42273965 >>42274075
/p/ - Random Pone
6/15/2025, 10:49:09 PM No.42273399
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Me.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:00:33 PM No.42273442
Cheeridansen
Cheeridansen
md5: 107fcac4ca3dd62013ffd29ec38c3044๐Ÿ”
Cheerilee and I do naughty things together.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:01:37 PM No.42273446
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:02:53 PM No.42273452
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:04:22 PM No.42273457
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bewweh checking out all of the underage colts at the bar
Replies: >>42273664
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:11:44 PM No.42273473
berry ooo
berry ooo
md5: 4b3f3034d0a190e10103e0e13bbddadf๐Ÿ”
C'mon, Berryfriend, let's get you back to the Berry thread.
Replies: >>42273502
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:21:48 PM No.42273502
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>>42273473
NO! I'M HAVING MY OWN RANDOM THREAD!
I WILL HAVE MY OWN RANDOM THREAD!
FUCK YOU!
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:18:30 AM No.42273664
>>42273394 (OP)
>Sunday is the best day to get drunk...
True. I'll be with you in a minute.

>>42273457
She's not Cheerilee!
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:19:33 AM No.42273667
dash on her way to btfo the shipping guy
dash on her way to btfo the shipping guy
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>>42273394 (OP)
So, I sell computer hardware sometimes. This time I was sending a package to a friend instead of random person off eBay, so I thought the fun would be doubled if I applied pony stickers to it.
In our country one of shipping services lets you avoid printing the label and instead write a shipping number on the outside, so I did that, put a Spike sticker pointing at the number (as in, hi shipping guy, put your label here), and an AJ chased by Pinkie on another side. It was, indeed, double the fun.
Later I received a message from my friend with a picture of the package he received. The courier deliberately sticked the label folding it across 2 sides, to cover both Spike and the ponies. Motherfucker's clearly got something against pastel horses.
So next time I was sending a package, this time to a stranger who bought stuff on my auction, I put just one sticker of Dash and ensured there is plenty of space to stick courier's label on the same side. It's going to be an awkward conversation with the buyer, but if he confirms that Rainbow Dash came inside his house covered in hot^H^H^H cold glue, the next package will have ponies sticked to all sides.

Totally unrelated: if you're looking for cheap shit to add to cart for free shipping on Aliexpress, you can usually find some pony stickers with shoddy quality. Good enough for purposes like this, I'd say.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:42:13 AM No.42273953
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>>42273667
Did the mail worker look like this?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:46:22 AM No.42273964
>>42273664
Berry and Cheerilee are pack foalcons. Much like pack predators, they split up and work together to get a foal.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:46:22 AM No.42273965
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>>42273394 (OP)
i have like less than a quarter of a fifth of vodka left and i know its not enough to get me fucked up how i want and i dont want to go to the cornerstore for more and its pissing me off
Replies: >>42273971
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:49:19 AM No.42273971
>>42273965
Which pony would be Krawczyk's favorite?
>Chciaล‚bym byฤ‡
>Mar(e)ynarzem
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:56:19 AM No.42273986
>was reminded of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQvAcHSkmRQ
>bonus applebloom I found via google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
Replies: >>42273987
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:57:20 AM No.42273987
>>42273986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwzhbIOHE1Y
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:19:45 AM No.42274008
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Feels like the number of alcoholism posts has shot up lately. No offense, but I donโ€™t think itโ€™s healthy for you fags to project your drinking problems onto Berry so much. Turning her into your alcoholic waifu probably just drags you deeper into the hole.

You need a mare who encourages you to get better! Might I recommend Junebug? She's a great mare who does cute things like picking flowers and drinking from public fountains. Sheโ€™s got a beautiful palette, yet somehow doesnโ€™t get nearly enough love.
Replies: >>42274011 >>42274020 >>42274056 >>42274112
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:20:43 AM No.42274011
>>42274008
drinking from public water fountains isn't a good practice to emulate either
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:28:39 AM No.42274020
medium
medium
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>>42274008
Thanks for the advice, but sometimes you've lived for so much within a cage that it starts feeling like home. If anything, I control Berry, she does not control me. I appreciate your intentions though.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:39:14 AM No.42274035
>>42274020
Fair enough, anon. Just try to take care of yourself enough that the cage doesnโ€™t rust all the way through. I want the /mlp/ retirement home to be packed with old faggots in 35 years.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:59:50 AM No.42274056
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>>42274008
Berry is the thinking man's waifu. They either think about drinking, Berry, or how terrible everything is.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:10:56 AM No.42274075
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>>42273394 (OP)
Probably not gonna get drunk but I'll crack open a cider. Cheers lads.
Replies: >>42274112
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:24:02 AM No.42274096
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Not drinking tonight, only beer I have left is Brewdog, Cheerilee can have it.
Replies: >>42274119 >>42275861 >>42278708
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:41:40 AM No.42274112
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>>42274008
>Feels like the number of alcoholism posts has shot up lately
feel like thats mostly me lel
still gonna be drinking and thinking of berry because it makse me feel nice on top of the drink tingles but thanks anyway anonskii
>>42274075
mmmmmm think i might go cider when i reup later
Replies: >>42274123
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:44:25 AM No.42274119
Cheerichug
Cheerichug
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>>42274096
School's out, alcohol's in.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:45:41 AM No.42274123
>>42274112
>mmmmmm think i might go cider when i reup later
Don't mix drinks lmao
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:00:05 AM No.42274441
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:26:38 AM No.42274474
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real slow night in the land of /mlp/
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:40:15 AM No.42274612
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>me be
>drankin
>cloppin
>watchin poni
>all
>at the
>same
>fucken
>time
>michlebay_explosion.gif
>glasses are fucked
>need to clean my glassses
>cleaning em
>trying to watch the show but its blurry as fuck and its annoying me
>where the fuck are my glasses?
>realize theyre fucked and im cleaning them right in my hands as my eyes are on the show
>oh_fug.png
>lole
>come here becouse theres no real berryy thread
need to buy more booze soon
Replies: >>42274693
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:11:41 PM No.42274693
>>42274612
What do you usually drink? I only like cider and mead, the other beverages taste nasty to me
Replies: >>42274704
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:16:19 PM No.42274695
chryssi classy
chryssi classy
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Getting blasted out of your skull and making incomprehensible shitposts is the most fun you can have on the board, and that's a fact.
Replies: >>42274820
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:28:28 PM No.42274704
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>>42274693
vodka every time because it gets me fucked reliably at a rate that i enjoy
only ever done cider for poni occasions like ani or the final episode
i started with liuor as a drinker personally and never liked the pussyfooting of drinking a bunch of drinks to feel fucked
its perobably becuase i drink alone and think of poni and watch poni
i ran out a couple minutes ago maybe
i need to sleep and i think the 711 dosent sell at this hour anyway
Replies: >>42274745
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:31:36 PM No.42274709
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and vodka is cheap enough and it lasts more than one day for me
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:26:58 PM No.42274745
Marble
Marble
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>>42274704
Goodnight anon! Sleep well
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:55:45 PM No.42274820
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>>42274695
I went on a shitposting spree last time I had the flu and a high fever.
Woke up to a 90-day Global Rule 1 ban.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:04:08 PM No.42275167
2kb retard twi loafing
2kb retard twi loafing
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In his newest video, Harman Smith said that Steam Deck users are just like cloppers.
Replies: >>42275173 >>42275489
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:06:28 PM No.42275171
rleiy5
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:07:26 PM No.42275173
>>42275167
What does that mean? Vidyafags are deranged.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:32:48 PM No.42275489
>>42275167
I... What?
the only correlation I can think of is that both ponies and ick on eck buck broke /v/
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:59:29 PM No.42275861
cheerstaresmile
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>>42274096
how is she so cool!?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:05:08 AM No.42276406
YMgSj
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NIGHTMARE STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Replies: >>42276420
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:14:27 AM No.42276420
>>42276406
someone has been drinkin
Replies: >>42276537
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:26:09 AM No.42276537
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>>42276420
how could you know that?
Replies: >>42276593
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:56:41 AM No.42276593
>>42276537
same aura
Replies: >>42276600
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:00:38 AM No.42276600
Pmpw7
Pmpw7
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>>42276593
as who? what color is it?
Replies: >>42276609
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:08:04 AM No.42276609
mlp-berry-punch
mlp-berry-punch
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>>42276600
>as who?
Bewweh, playful drunkie

>what color is it?
Hopefully blue, love that color
Replies: >>42276648
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:43:41 AM No.42276648
0424W
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>>42276609
thanks i guess
and i like green better
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:13:48 AM No.42276700
niggawgatr
niggawgatr
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this was made for a joke.... right?
Replies: >>42276704
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:18:50 AM No.42276704
>>42276700
I don't know why you'd think that.
Replies: >>42276714
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:31:13 AM No.42276714
kvn
kvn
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>>42276704
just assumed it was, in the split second of looking at it
the absurdity of it struck my brain in a way ya know
/g/ sucks ass !!dyfqUk2Cj8Y
6/17/2025, 12:31:05 PM No.42277049
poneyfish
poneyfish
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what search engine do (You) use? For some fucking reason autistic 4get is the only one that gets me proper results
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:44:42 PM No.42277857
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>what up n words
Replies: >>42277892
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:00:56 PM No.42277882
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newfag here, what happened to satyr discussion on /mlp/? Did jannies interfered?
feel like it's appropriate to ask this question here
Replies: >>42277894 >>42278162
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:07:04 PM No.42277892
>>42277857
spitfire would not say this
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:08:00 PM No.42277894
>>42277882
the what?
Replies: >>42277902
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:13:01 PM No.42277902
>>42277894
discussion regarding Anon having a half human/half pony offspring that's not b&thro
looking at le archives shows that the topic had a general
Replies: >>42278157
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:53:28 PM No.42278157
>>42277902
>the topic had a general
keyword, "had"
people dont give enough of a shit abut them to drive a thread about them
Replies: >>42279412
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:55:57 PM No.42278162
>>42277882
they're not banned
satyrfags just kind of petered out, i still see a few every now and then though
Replies: >>42279412
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:15 AM No.42278708
Cool
Cool
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>>42274096
>
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:21:04 AM No.42279100
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i was gonna say sometin here but i forgot
i dont even remember what picture i selected
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:39:02 AM No.42279111
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Replies: >>42279150
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:23:17 AM No.42279150
>>42279111
czech'd trips but faggoty looking oc
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:46:20 PM No.42279412
>>42278157
>>42278162
it's sad that almost no stories are reposted & tagged on ponepaste
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:13:17 PM No.42280107
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>hey
>i got a few packages to send
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:15:46 AM No.42280726
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Replies: >>42280780
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:45:34 AM No.42280780
>>42280726
Weird
Replies: >>42280784
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:48:25 AM No.42280784
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1723655734921963
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>>42280780
his work usually is
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:05:13 PM No.42281518
bump pump
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:46:38 PM No.42282450
2945319__safe_princess+luna_princess+celestia_female_pony_mare_simple+background_alicorn_jewelry_food_sitting_derpibooru+exclusive_regalia_moon_speci (1)
ches
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:25:44 AM No.42283122
1348455__safe_gilda_princess+ember_female_simple+background_looking+at+you_white+background_dragon_griffon_frown_pillow_glare_gauntlet+of+fire_artist
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:00:34 AM No.42283777
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>(its because shes black)