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/p/ - Random Pone No.42273394 >>42273664 >>42273667 >>42273965 >>42274075
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Sunday is the best day to get drunk... Who here is having a good time? I know I am!
/p/ - Random Pone No.42273399
Me.
Anonymous No.42273442
Cheerilee and I do naughty things together.
Anonymous No.42273446
Anonymous No.42273452
Anonymous No.42273457 >>42273664
bewweh checking out all of the underage colts at the bar
Anonymous No.42273473 >>42273502
C'mon, Berryfriend, let's get you back to the Berry thread.
Anonymous No.42273502
>>42273473
NO! I'M HAVING MY OWN RANDOM THREAD!
I WILL HAVE MY OWN RANDOM THREAD!
FUCK YOU!
Anonymous No.42273664 >>42273964
>>42273394 (OP)
>Sunday is the best day to get drunk...
True. I'll be with you in a minute.

>>42273457
She's not Cheerilee!
Anonymous No.42273667 >>42273953
>>42273394 (OP)
So, I sell computer hardware sometimes. This time I was sending a package to a friend instead of random person off eBay, so I thought the fun would be doubled if I applied pony stickers to it.
In our country one of shipping services lets you avoid printing the label and instead write a shipping number on the outside, so I did that, put a Spike sticker pointing at the number (as in, hi shipping guy, put your label here), and an AJ chased by Pinkie on another side. It was, indeed, double the fun.
Later I received a message from my friend with a picture of the package he received. The courier deliberately sticked the label folding it across 2 sides, to cover both Spike and the ponies. Motherfucker's clearly got something against pastel horses.
So next time I was sending a package, this time to a stranger who bought stuff on my auction, I put just one sticker of Dash and ensured there is plenty of space to stick courier's label on the same side. It's going to be an awkward conversation with the buyer, but if he confirms that Rainbow Dash came inside his house covered in hot^H^H^H cold glue, the next package will have ponies sticked to all sides.

Totally unrelated: if you're looking for cheap shit to add to cart for free shipping on Aliexpress, you can usually find some pony stickers with shoddy quality. Good enough for purposes like this, I'd say.
Anonymous No.42273953
>>42273667
Did the mail worker look like this?
Anonymous No.42273964
>>42273664
Berry and Cheerilee are pack foalcons. Much like pack predators, they split up and work together to get a foal.
Anonymous No.42273965 >>42273971
>>42273394 (OP)
i have like less than a quarter of a fifth of vodka left and i know its not enough to get me fucked up how i want and i dont want to go to the cornerstore for more and its pissing me off
Anonymous No.42273971
>>42273965
Which pony would be Krawczyk's favorite?
>Chciałbym być
>Mar(e)ynarzem
Anonymous No.42273986 >>42273987
>was reminded of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQvAcHSkmRQ
>bonus applebloom I found via google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
Anonymous No.42273987
>>42273986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwzhbIOHE1Y
Anonymous No.42274008 >>42274011 >>42274020 >>42274056 >>42274112
Feels like the number of alcoholism posts has shot up lately. No offense, but I don’t think it’s healthy for you fags to project your drinking problems onto Berry so much. Turning her into your alcoholic waifu probably just drags you deeper into the hole.

You need a mare who encourages you to get better! Might I recommend Junebug? She's a great mare who does cute things like picking flowers and drinking from public fountains. She’s got a beautiful palette, yet somehow doesn’t get nearly enough love.
Anonymous No.42274011
>>42274008
drinking from public water fountains isn't a good practice to emulate either
Anonymous No.42274020 >>42274035
>>42274008
Thanks for the advice, but sometimes you've lived for so much within a cage that it starts feeling like home. If anything, I control Berry, she does not control me. I appreciate your intentions though.
Anonymous No.42274035
>>42274020
Fair enough, anon. Just try to take care of yourself enough that the cage doesn’t rust all the way through. I want the /mlp/ retirement home to be packed with old faggots in 35 years.
Anonymous No.42274056
>>42274008
Berry is the thinking man's waifu. They either think about drinking, Berry, or how terrible everything is.
Anonymous No.42274075 >>42274112
>>42273394 (OP)
Probably not gonna get drunk but I'll crack open a cider. Cheers lads.
Anonymous No.42274096 >>42274119 >>42275861 >>42278708
Not drinking tonight, only beer I have left is Brewdog, Cheerilee can have it.
Anonymous No.42274112 >>42274123
>>42274008
>Feels like the number of alcoholism posts has shot up lately
feel like thats mostly me lel
still gonna be drinking and thinking of berry because it makse me feel nice on top of the drink tingles but thanks anyway anonskii
>>42274075
mmmmmm think i might go cider when i reup later
Anonymous No.42274119
>>42274096
School's out, alcohol's in.
Anonymous No.42274123
>>42274112
>mmmmmm think i might go cider when i reup later
Don't mix drinks lmao
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Anonymous No.42274474
real slow night in the land of /mlp/
Anonymous No.42274612 >>42274693
>me be
>drankin
>cloppin
>watchin poni
>all
>at the
>same
>fucken
>time
>michlebay_explosion.gif
>glasses are fucked
>need to clean my glassses
>cleaning em
>trying to watch the show but its blurry as fuck and its annoying me
>where the fuck are my glasses?
>realize theyre fucked and im cleaning them right in my hands as my eyes are on the show
>oh_fug.png
>lole
>come here becouse theres no real berryy thread
need to buy more booze soon
Anonymous No.42274693 >>42274704
>>42274612
What do you usually drink? I only like cider and mead, the other beverages taste nasty to me
Anonymous No.42274695 >>42274820
Getting blasted out of your skull and making incomprehensible shitposts is the most fun you can have on the board, and that's a fact.
Anonymous No.42274704 >>42274745
>>42274693
vodka every time because it gets me fucked reliably at a rate that i enjoy
only ever done cider for poni occasions like ani or the final episode
i started with liuor as a drinker personally and never liked the pussyfooting of drinking a bunch of drinks to feel fucked
its perobably becuase i drink alone and think of poni and watch poni
i ran out a couple minutes ago maybe
i need to sleep and i think the 711 dosent sell at this hour anyway
Anonymous No.42274709
and vodka is cheap enough and it lasts more than one day for me
Anonymous No.42274745
>>42274704
Goodnight anon! Sleep well
Anonymous No.42274820
>>42274695
I went on a shitposting spree last time I had the flu and a high fever.
Woke up to a 90-day Global Rule 1 ban.
Anonymous No.42275167 >>42275173 >>42275489
In his newest video, Harman Smith said that Steam Deck users are just like cloppers.
Anonymous No.42275171
Anonymous No.42275173
>>42275167
What does that mean? Vidyafags are deranged.
Anonymous No.42275489
>>42275167
I... What?
the only correlation I can think of is that both ponies and ick on eck buck broke /v/
Anonymous No.42275861
>>42274096
how is she so cool!?
Anonymous No.42276406 >>42276420
NIGHTMARE STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Anonymous No.42276420 >>42276537
>>42276406
someone has been drinkin
Anonymous No.42276537 >>42276593
>>42276420
how could you know that?
Anonymous No.42276593 >>42276600
>>42276537
same aura
Anonymous No.42276600 >>42276609
>>42276593
as who? what color is it?
Anonymous No.42276609 >>42276648
>>42276600
>as who?
Bewweh, playful drunkie

>what color is it?
Hopefully blue, love that color
Anonymous No.42276648
>>42276609
thanks i guess
and i like green better
Anonymous No.42276700 >>42276704
this was made for a joke.... right?
Anonymous No.42276704 >>42276714
>>42276700
I don't know why you'd think that.
Anonymous No.42276714
>>42276704
just assumed it was, in the split second of looking at it
the absurdity of it struck my brain in a way ya know
/g/ sucks ass !!dyfqUk2Cj8Y No.42277049
what search engine do (You) use? For some fucking reason autistic 4get is the only one that gets me proper results
Anonymous No.42277857 >>42277892
>what up n words
Anonymous No.42277882 >>42277894 >>42278162
newfag here, what happened to satyr discussion on /mlp/? Did jannies interfered?
feel like it's appropriate to ask this question here
Anonymous No.42277892
>>42277857
spitfire would not say this
Anonymous No.42277894 >>42277902
>>42277882
the what?
Anonymous No.42277902 >>42278157
>>42277894
discussion regarding Anon having a half human/half pony offspring that's not b&thro
looking at le archives shows that the topic had a general
Anonymous No.42278157 >>42279412
>>42277902
>the topic had a general
keyword, "had"
people dont give enough of a shit abut them to drive a thread about them
Anonymous No.42278162 >>42279412
>>42277882
they're not banned
satyrfags just kind of petered out, i still see a few every now and then though
Anonymous No.42278708
>>42274096
>
Anonymous No.42279100
i was gonna say sometin here but i forgot
i dont even remember what picture i selected
Anonymous No.42279111 >>42279150
Anonymous No.42279150
>>42279111
czech'd trips but faggoty looking oc
Anonymous No.42279412
>>42278157
>>42278162
it's sad that almost no stories are reposted & tagged on ponepaste
Anonymous No.42280107
>hey
>i got a few packages to send
Anonymous No.42280726 >>42280780
Anonymous No.42280780 >>42280784
>>42280726
Weird
Anonymous No.42280784
>>42280780
his work usually is
Anonymous No.42281518
bump pump
Anonymous No.42282450
ches
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Anonymous No.42283777
>(its because shes black)