>I’m not joking human. My friends and I have been traveling across the entire multiverse to find (you). I don’t know why but you’re “special” and have some important destiny that involves saving Equestria. I personally don’t see whats so special about a creature like you but I have my orders. So you’re coming with us right now. Do you hear me? Its not up for debate. Twilight darling hes not complying can I bonk him on the head?

>he's not complying
Immersion ruined I would be running towards that sexy horse immediately

>15 minutes later

>>42275218
FPBP. Imagine refusing.

>>42275218
A reluctant hero is more interesting and is exactly the reason hes the desired man for the job. A man is less desirable if hes leaping at any chance to be useful.

>>42275214 (OP)
>Uh, why am I four inches tall?

>>42275334
Clearly you’re laying in the grass during a warm Summer afternoon.

>>42275214 (OP)
>swiftly catches her horn mid bonking action
OMAE WA MO shindeiru

>>42275214 (OP)
Pony world will be made METAL.

>>42275334
It's all part of your destiny

>>42275214 (OP)
>I'm not joking human
That's a strange name for a little pony

Be honest if a pony suddenly portal’d its way to your dwelling would you act like an unrepentant autist or act with some dignity and sense?

>>42276127
Not Joking Human sounds like a perfectly acceptable race horse name.
>>42276167
I'd act like a massive autist but in the shameful and embarrassed way, not in the 'please let me fuck you' way.