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Anonymous No.42275214 [Report] >>42275334 >>42275413 >>42275858 >>42276127
>I’m not joking human. My friends and I have been traveling across the entire multiverse to find (you). I don’t know why but you’re “special” and have some important destiny that involves saving Equestria. I personally don’t see whats so special about a creature like you but I have my orders. So you’re coming with us right now. Do you hear me? Its not up for debate. Twilight darling hes not complying can I bonk him on the head?
Anonymous No.42275218 [Report] >>42275307 >>42275327
>he's not complying
Immersion ruined I would be running towards that sexy horse immediately
Anonymous No.42275300 [Report]
>15 minutes later
Anonymous No.42275307 [Report]
>>42275218
FPBP. Imagine refusing.
Anonymous No.42275327 [Report]
>>42275218
A reluctant hero is more interesting and is exactly the reason hes the desired man for the job. A man is less desirable if hes leaping at any chance to be useful.
Anonymous No.42275334 [Report] >>42275408 >>42276068
>>42275214 (OP)
>Uh, why am I four inches tall?
Anonymous No.42275408 [Report]
>>42275334
Clearly you’re laying in the grass during a warm Summer afternoon.
Anonymous No.42275413 [Report]
>>42275214 (OP)
>swiftly catches her horn mid bonking action
OMAE WA MO shindeiru
Anonymous No.42275858 [Report]
>>42275214 (OP)
Pony world will be made METAL.
Anonymous No.42276068 [Report]
>>42275334
It's all part of your destiny
Anonymous No.42276127 [Report] >>42276173
>>42275214 (OP)
>I'm not joking human
That's a strange name for a little pony
Anonymous No.42276167 [Report] >>42276173
Be honest if a pony suddenly portal’d its way to your dwelling would you act like an unrepentant autist or act with some dignity and sense?
Anonymous No.42276173 [Report]
>>42276127
Not Joking Human sounds like a perfectly acceptable race horse name.
>>42276167
I'd act like a massive autist but in the shameful and embarrassed way, not in the 'please let me fuck you' way.