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Anonymous No.42275966 >>42275972 >>42275980 >>42275981 >>42275986 >>42276021 >>42276025 >>42276528 >>42276547 >>42276554 >>42277063 >>42277074 >>42277716 >>42278404
Be kind to your liverpone
She works very hard
Anonymous No.42275972
>>42275966 (OP)
What do you mean by that? Sounds sad
Anonymous No.42275980
>>42275966 (OP)
i am
i give her lots of water and vodka every single day
Anonymous No.42275981
>>42275966 (OP)
You'll get tequila shots with whiskey chasers and you'll fucking like it.
Anonymous No.42275986
>>42275966 (OP)
*drinks another beer*
Get to work, liverpone.
Anonymous No.42276021
>>42275966 (OP)
>SHUT UP BITCH
>downs another fortified beer
Anonymous No.42276025
>>42275966 (OP)
>rape
Anonymous No.42276028
You actually kill your Liverpone if you don't drink each and every day.
Anonymous No.42276509
I'll rescue liverpone with a huge glass of water.
Anonymous No.42276520
The liver is evil and must be destroyed
Anonymous No.42276528
>>42275966 (OP)
and I'm vewy hawd
Anonymous No.42276529
If you don't enjoy drinking water your water's probably bad. Good water's so tasty.
Pic somewhat related, you should not drink water like this but you should drink water.
Anonymous No.42276547
>>42275966 (OP)
oh fuck i've drank a tall beer every night for a week now, i should stop for the cute mare inside me.
Anonymous No.42276554
>>42275966 (OP)
I haven't had any water in years.
If I'm feeling like garbage at least I'm feeling something.
Anonymous No.42276558
ive bren drunkposting a lot in the past couple months and i feel called out entirely for how people have been talking about drinking
Anonymous No.42277063 >>42277665
>>42275966 (OP)
Mine doesn't, basically never has to deal with toxins of any kind because I don't do that shit. She's probably fucking bored if anything.
Anonymous No.42277074
>>42275966 (OP)
I eat a liver w/mushroom and sautéd onion sammich with some pedialyte the morning after I get black out drunk. Basically reverses whatever damage the alcohol did. I take care of my livermare.
Anonymous No.42277665 >>42278259
>>42277063
I wonder what a healthy, cute liverpone would look like now.
Anonymous No.42277716 >>42278282
>>42275966 (OP)
I will die because of the way I have treated her.
Good riddance, too.
Anonymous No.42278259
>>42277665
sounds like something for ja0822ck
Anonymous No.42278282
>>42277716
Just have someone donate a piece of their liverpone to you. She will regenerate!
Anonymous No.42278404 >>42278425
>>42275966 (OP)
Here's your pill, you fat horse!
Anonymous No.42278425
>>42278404
Cool with the acetaminophen! You don't wanna hurt her, do you?