Thread 42276717 - /mlp/ [Archived: 888 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 6:38:02 AM No.42276717

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>DIE BITCH!
How do you calm her down?

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 6:39:48 AM No.42276720

Damn Glimmer, all I said was that Twilight and Sunburst make a cute couple.

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 6:43:43 AM No.42276725

1459034__safe_screencap_starlight+glimmer_pony_unicorn_a+royal+problem_animated_aweeg2_canterlot+castle_cropped_cute_dining+room_eating_eyes+closed_female_food_

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>>42276717 (OP)

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 6:45:11 AM No.42276728

>>42276720
Why would you do that? Are you a dummy?

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 6:48:10 AM No.42276731

>>42276717 (OP)
By dying?

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 6:51:16 AM No.42276735

>>42276717 (OP)
>calm her down
you dont
shes the writers over powered pet character
anything you do would be thwarted instantly and you would die because she has to replace princess twilight sparkle

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 6:55:39 AM No.42276741

her weak spot

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>>42276717 (OP)
I grab this area with both hands.

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 6:55:50 AM No.42276743

>>42276728
Yeah, sometimes I want to die.

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 6:57:37 AM No.42276745

>>42276743
Anon... I'm glad you're alive and I hope Starlight doesn't curbstomp you with her hooves.

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 7:12:48 AM No.42276755

Suck her clit.

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 7:13:48 AM No.42276757

>>42276755
She bucks you on instinct and crushes you skull. Bad call!

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 7:17:03 AM No.42276761

>>42276717 (OP)
>Calm down poochie!

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 7:19:34 AM No.42276763

>>42276717 (OP)
nigga she a tiny ass pony lmao just lift her off like a pouty kid and you win

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 7:50:17 AM No.42276793

rainbow dash riding herself.

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>>42276763
They are surprisingly big.

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 7:51:41 AM No.42276796

>>42276793
These girls are also pretty smoll

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 8:00:16 AM No.42276802

>>42276793
EqG Rainbow Dash is 130cm in this pic

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 8:06:12 AM No.42276805

>>42276793
you shouldn't post this picture. it makes /mlp/ users very upset.

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 8:19:45 AM No.42276817

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>>42276805

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 8:21:29 AM No.42276823

>>42276717 (OP)
why would i want her to calm down? im enjoying this

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 10:10:56 AM No.42276918

RD706 backside

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>>42276717 (OP)
my tranq gun will put her right to sleep

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 10:19:46 AM No.42276929

The show can't decide if their hooves feel soft or can smash boulders so what do (you) think getting punched in the face by a pony feels like

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 10:22:15 AM No.42276932

>>42276929
It's magic, doofus. They're soft when it's funnier (or comfier) for them to be soft then they're hard when they need to be, like when stomping your face.

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 4:35:15 PM No.42277372

>>42276793
Hold on, do we have a direct comparison of them standing side by side. Because they seem decent sized but still only seem to come up to Dash's waist.

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 4:37:08 PM No.42277376

>>42276717 (OP)
Wait stop! I have baked beans at home. You can fart all you want there.

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 4:41:13 PM No.42277381

>>42276717 (OP)
Anon... you just murdered her best friend Trixie. You deserve to die, bitch.

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 4:47:03 PM No.42277389

>>42276932
So their hooves are like my dick?

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 4:54:12 PM No.42277400

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>>42276717 (OP)

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 5:01:45 PM No.42277413

>>42276793
>dick sucking height
>surprisingly big
huh
Anyway like Anon said, just lift up the baby raging Glimmy and boop her clit

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 5:40:07 PM No.42277482

>>42276717 (OP)
Tickle her leg so she pees

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 5:59:11 PM No.42277508

>>42276717 (OP)
I dont she is destroying my enemy (the pic is their pov)

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 6:21:46 PM No.42277545

>>42276717 (OP)
>rape

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 7:36:29 PM No.42277648

>>42276717 (OP)
Just give her them beans so she gets all horny when the inevitable happens.

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 7:37:59 PM No.42277655

>>42276717 (OP)
>How do you calm her down?
Don't sugarcoat it.
R1 + TRIANGLE

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 7:39:58 PM No.42277659

1882531__safe_screencap_rainbow+dash_pegasus_pony_castle+sweet+castle_cropped_cute_dashabetes_eating_female_food_herbivore_nom_pancakes_solo_strawberry_whipped+

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>>42276725
this is now a Blini thread

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 8:12:38 PM No.42277718

Clownicide

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>>42277508
>Anonymous is his own greatest enemy
This truly says a lot about society

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 8:24:34 PM No.42277730

>>42276717 (OP)
That's German for "the bitch."

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 8:37:11 PM No.42277746

>>42277730
this
the pic isn't glimmer punching you it's glimmer punching someone she thought was trying to flirt with you and take you away from her (you two aren't even togheter, she is just crazy)

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 9:26:58 PM No.42277826

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>>42276717 (OP)

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Anonymous

6/17/2025, 10:45:14 PM No.42277983

>>42276717 (OP)
tell her to think of Sunburst, Big Mac and Shining Armor having really, really gay stallion sex on top of a giant pancake, then sneak away while she's momentarily distracted by the mental image

Anonymous

6/17/2025, 10:52:38 PM No.42278007

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>>42276717 (OP)
Give her the good ol' cunt punt.

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Anonymous

6/18/2025, 3:29:03 AM No.42278614

>>42278007
>cunt punt
I am a fan

Anonymous

6/18/2025, 5:32:28 AM No.42278889

>>42276717 (OP)
Bare my throat so she can bite it out with her teeth. Will both calm her, and give her schlick material for the next few weeks

Anonymous

6/18/2025, 6:17:47 AM No.42278960

>>42276717 (OP)
i use the safe word

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Anonymous

6/18/2025, 6:21:14 AM No.42278965

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>>42278960
>What's your safe word, Anon? I wanna know how I need to design this new language-blocking spell!

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Anonymous

6/18/2025, 6:26:51 AM No.42278975

>>42278965
that's okay, i can always use the safe gesture please don't break my fingers

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Anonymous

6/18/2025, 6:26:51 AM No.42278976

file

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>>42276918
>unfortunately, Anon did not properly label his chemicals and drugs
>now he can do nothing but watch in abject horror, knowing he's about to be introduced to a whole new realm of violence
Don't be like Anon, anons.

Anonymous

6/18/2025, 6:30:10 AM No.42278978

>>42278975
She's just gonna use telekinesis to hold your hands entirely still and then pretend it's just a part of the game.

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Anonymous

6/18/2025, 6:36:15 AM No.42278992