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Anonymous No.42276717 >>42276725 >>42276731 >>42276735 >>42276741 >>42276761 >>42276763 >>42276823 >>42276918 >>42277376 >>42277381 >>42277400 >>42277482 >>42277508 >>42277545 >>42277648 >>42277655 >>42277730 >>42277826 >>42277983 >>42278007 >>42278889 >>42278960 >>42279140
>DIE BITCH!
How do you calm her down?
Anonymous No.42276720 >>42276728
Damn Glimmer, all I said was that Twilight and Sunburst make a cute couple.
Anonymous No.42276725 >>42277659
>>42276717 (OP)
Anonymous No.42276728 >>42276743
>>42276720
Why would you do that? Are you a dummy?
Anonymous No.42276731
>>42276717 (OP)
By dying?
Anonymous No.42276735
>>42276717 (OP)
>calm her down
you dont
shes the writers over powered pet character
anything you do would be thwarted instantly and you would die because she has to replace princess twilight sparkle
Anonymous No.42276741
>>42276717 (OP)
I grab this area with both hands.
Anonymous No.42276743 >>42276745
>>42276728
Yeah, sometimes I want to die.
Anonymous No.42276745
>>42276743
Anon... I'm glad you're alive and I hope Starlight doesn't curbstomp you with her hooves.
Anonymous No.42276755 >>42276757
Suck her clit.
Anonymous No.42276757
>>42276755
She bucks you on instinct and crushes you skull. Bad call!
Anonymous No.42276761
>>42276717 (OP)
>Calm down poochie!
Anonymous No.42276763 >>42276793
>>42276717 (OP)
nigga she a tiny ass pony lmao just lift her off like a pouty kid and you win
Anonymous No.42276793 >>42276796 >>42276802 >>42276805 >>42277372 >>42277413
>>42276763
They are surprisingly big.
Anonymous No.42276796
>>42276793
These girls are also pretty smoll
Anonymous No.42276802
>>42276793
EqG Rainbow Dash is 130cm in this pic
Anonymous No.42276805 >>42276817
>>42276793
you shouldn't post this picture. it makes /mlp/ users very upset.
Anonymous No.42276817
>>42276805
Anonymous No.42276823
>>42276717 (OP)
why would i want her to calm down? im enjoying this
Anonymous No.42276918 >>42278976
>>42276717 (OP)
my tranq gun will put her right to sleep
Anonymous No.42276929 >>42276932
The show can't decide if their hooves feel soft or can smash boulders so what do (you) think getting punched in the face by a pony feels like
Anonymous No.42276932 >>42277389
>>42276929
It's magic, doofus. They're soft when it's funnier (or comfier) for them to be soft then they're hard when they need to be, like when stomping your face.
Anonymous No.42277372
>>42276793
Hold on, do we have a direct comparison of them standing side by side. Because they seem decent sized but still only seem to come up to Dash's waist.
Anonymous No.42277376
>>42276717 (OP)
Wait stop! I have baked beans at home. You can fart all you want there.
Anonymous No.42277381
>>42276717 (OP)
Anon... you just murdered her best friend Trixie. You deserve to die, bitch.
Anonymous No.42277389
>>42276932
So their hooves are like my dick?
Anonymous No.42277400
>>42276717 (OP)
Anonymous No.42277413
>>42276793
>dick sucking height
>surprisingly big
huh
Anyway like Anon said, just lift up the baby raging Glimmy and boop her clit
Anonymous No.42277482
>>42276717 (OP)
Tickle her leg so she pees
Anonymous No.42277508 >>42277718
>>42276717 (OP)
I dont she is destroying my enemy (the pic is their pov)
Anonymous No.42277545
>>42276717 (OP)
>rape
Anonymous No.42277648
>>42276717 (OP)
Just give her them beans so she gets all horny when the inevitable happens.
Anonymous No.42277655
>>42276717 (OP)
>How do you calm her down?
Don't sugarcoat it.
R1 + TRIANGLE
Anonymous No.42277659
>>42276725
this is now a Blini thread
Anonymous No.42277718
>>42277508
>Anonymous is his own greatest enemy
This truly says a lot about society
Anonymous No.42277730 >>42277746
>>42276717 (OP)
That's German for "the bitch."
Anonymous No.42277746
>>42277730
this
the pic isn't glimmer punching you it's glimmer punching someone she thought was trying to flirt with you and take you away from her (you two aren't even togheter, she is just crazy)
Anonymous No.42277826 >>42279012
>>42276717 (OP)
Anonymous No.42277983
>>42276717 (OP)
tell her to think of Sunburst, Big Mac and Shining Armor having really, really gay stallion sex on top of a giant pancake, then sneak away while she's momentarily distracted by the mental image
Anonymous No.42278007 >>42278614
>>42276717 (OP)
Give her the good ol' cunt punt.
Anonymous No.42278614
>>42278007
>cunt punt
I am a fan
Anonymous No.42278889
>>42276717 (OP)
Bare my throat so she can bite it out with her teeth. Will both calm her, and give her schlick material for the next few weeks
Anonymous No.42278960 >>42278965
>>42276717 (OP)
i use the safe word
Anonymous No.42278965 >>42278975
>>42278960
>What's your safe word, Anon? I wanna know how I need to design this new language-blocking spell!
Anonymous No.42278975 >>42278978
>>42278965
that's okay, i can always use the safe gesture please don't break my fingers
Anonymous No.42278976
>>42276918
>unfortunately, Anon did not properly label his chemicals and drugs
>now he can do nothing but watch in abject horror, knowing he's about to be introduced to a whole new realm of violence
Don't be like Anon, anons.
Anonymous No.42278978 >>42278992
>>42278975
She's just gonna use telekinesis to hold your hands entirely still and then pretend it's just a part of the game.
Anonymous No.42278992
>>42278978
>it's just a part of the game.
well then i disconnect from the Equestria server and disappear
Anonymous No.42279012 >>42279030
>>42277826
Wholesome Glimmy kiss poster.
Anonymous No.42279030
>>42279012
Consider instead:
Anonymous No.42279104 >>42280311
>turn on her Nintendo Switch
>make her some ramen
>pour her some onions mixed with red bull
she'll be fine, I love my autistic glimmy
Anonymous No.42279140
>>42276717 (OP)
Show her this.
Anonymous No.42280311 >>42280887
>>42279104
Same, I want to play mario kart with Glimmy!
Anonymous No.42280887
>>42280311
>censors
Huh?