“It’s okay dad, lots of guys are in to it”

I look like this and say this.

>WE GOTTA GET TWILIGHT BACK!

>>42276938 (OP)
New KOTH looking kinda jank.

>>42276938 (OP)
>2 Pinkie Pies
>2 Applejacks
>2 Twilights
>1 Fluttershy
>1 Rainbow Dash
Is he a Rarity hater?

>>42277005
well it's kinda difficult to not be one when she is the worst pony of the M6

>>42276938 (OP)
>Noooo....

>>42277022
Your dad doesn’t think of (you) like this, right anon?

Remember when the whole of internet were making videos, music, rants, observations, games, references to ponies? Not a week went by without some new big pony related shenanigans. I'm so angry.

>>42277079
Considering the current state of the internet, it's probably a good thing that's not the case anymore.

>>42276938 (OP)
>That boy ain't right I tell you h'wat, I'm starting to suspect he's actually a ponkfag

>>42277079
They still are. Now it's just "Brony gooners, creeps, losers, and pedos!" and "Bronies traumatized me!" videos.

>>42278167
>the year is 2035
>your desktop ai assistant detects that mlp is getting another resurgence in popularity
>check it out
>"how infection au traumatized a generation"

>>42277079
Boo hoo faggot

>>42278167
Never saw one of those. I bet they're all about Mr Davie stuff

>>42277019
>the worst
He's talking about Rarity, darling. Not Rainbow Dash. Rarity.

>>42278194
why are you mad anon?

>>42278203
>You're not mad like me being mad, why are you mad?
Peak brain drain

>>42278244
it's fine anon, we can't be calm all the time. i can see your rage

>>42278185
>Please_god_let_this_happen.jpg

Only people who like to be stepped on are into Rarity

>>42278185
Grim.

>>42277005
Probably not, but he doesn't look like a Rarity enjoyer either.

>>42277079
We were gods once. The internet was our domain and everyone else could only bitch and seethe. It was a glorious golden equine age. Now we are cast from our thrones and treated like vermin. Though perhaps even that sentiment comes from a position of privilege? We enjoyed an omnipresence and potency that most fandoms can never claim, and now that we are reduced to the relative obscurity that is typical for a fandom, it feels like death.

>>42279762
>Now we are cast from our thrones and treated like vermin.
We were always treated like that though. That was one of the best parts.

>>42279762
It's not all bad, though. Being the outcasts of even 4chan means this board survived the normalfag invasion far better than most. Their inability to deal with the glory of horse pussy helps too.

>>42279879
Very true. It's sickening to see how literally every other board is filled to the brim with jaks and frogs, and the posters genuinely seem to like it too.

>>42279762
I still see people bitch about ponies unprompted on random boards and then I get instabanned for posting smug ponies in response
They'll never get over it. Ponyfags are apparently still public enemy number one, even though far worse cancers have infested this place.

>>42277005
It's ok, ugly people tend to resent and reject beautiful people.

>>42279920
Rightfully so. They did nothing to achieve what they have, after all.

>>42279944
Rarity is the hardest worker of the Mane 6

>>42279946
She sucks the most cocks of all of them, yes.

>>42279914
I bet that a lot of G1 fans (who were probably Boomers when FiM came out) were happy that Hasbro aged up Twilight Velvet.

Today I will remind them

>>42279914
It's kinda surreal because you're right, the mainstream internet has gotten far, FAR more degenerate than when FiM was popular, yet we're still treated like lepers. This site is filled with the most absolute schizophrenic homunculi but somehow ponies is still going too far.

>>42279964
>people dislike a character modeled after horrible people, how strange

>>42280076
The site is infested with people who genuinely believe *jaks are the peak of comedy. This is what we're up against.

>>42279914
>>42280076
>worse things
name some

>>42280169
Homestuck

>>42280184
Maybe I don't lurk enough but I don't see it being as invasive as pony was

>>42276938 (OP)
If that was my son I would beat him for not owning any Rarity merch.
>>42277019
Its not 2010 anymore anon. Rarity is widely considered to be best pony or one of the best.

>>42280169
>name some
Wojaks and Indians

>>42280169
Helluva Boss
Poppy Playtime
Hazbin Hotel
Any post 2015 adult animation series

>>42280219
It's not that it's invasive, it's that it's both godawful (in terms of what's going on), the team making it are generally horrible people, and the fans still eating it up are a mix of shitty people who are also really REALLY stupid.

>>42280504
I get it, is pretty much like the series that >>42280328 mentioned. But unlike all of those I don't see a mass amount of HS fans spreading its cancer all over the site to the point where they would be better contained on a specific board.

>>42280555
True, but that's mostly because the majority of people left in disgust

>>42279762
>>42280076
Don't you faggots get it? We've become one of the most mythologized fanbases on the internet. Your average retard, at this point, has absolutely no idea what we're actually like; the concept of a "brony" is such a boogeyman that people will lash out without even understanding what they're interacting with, entirely on the basis of 1) it's "a show for children", and 2) it's brightly colored pastel cartoon horses. The power to cause universal, unmatched butthurt after more than a decade is something other groups could only dream of: it's a self-filtering cognitohazard that BTFOs normoids at a mere sight. Take your time to post ponies on random, assorted places where a GR15 equivalent does not exist and you'll stoll inevitably bait someone reeeing at pones for just existing.
Bronies are the fucking ubermensch of internet fanbases; even in an age of deep, widespread debauchery and meaningless eroticism, some pink or blue horse is still able to shellshock the uninitiated. And again, it's just some slice-of-life cartoon about ponies, not some pretentious ebin le quirky metacommentary fiction garbage. THIS is pure and powerful autism, the likes of which the internet has not seen another of, and likely shall never see again. Most "concentrated retardation" groups (notably furries) are laughing stocks of the internet at large (as they should be), but bronies are fucking feared. We don't need tribute from lesser men in the form of vain, uninformed references, we rule this shit like gods from the mountain.

>>42280609
>even in an age of deep, widespread debauchery and meaningless eroticism, some pink or blue horse is still able to shellshock the uninitiated
Pretty hilarious, when you think about it.

>>42279762
Reclaim the throne, lowly tarnish.

>>42280328
You know, something similar was FNF, which is a contender for worse-than-ponies, but it's fine in my book. I do get whiplash when I see more Gen Alpha FNF mods, like aforementioned characters from your post having dedicated FNF mods.

>>42280076
>>42279914
Because nothing really reached the same heights as pony did, no animation, game, even vtubers can't permeate culture quite like ponies did back in the day. They are right to sneer at us, as they know deep inside that the absolute peak of their favorite franchises will never reach the same power as ponies did

>>42280928
>vtubers
As annoying and invasive as pony. But pretty much like you said, they spawned in an era of the internet where is hard to spread the roots and literally be everywhere. You know, the infamous gentrification.

>>42280935
I never see them anywhere.

>>42279914
I recently got three days for posting a link.
Not even a picture or anything, just a link to a horse webm.
If links to rule breaking stuff was worth of a ban then most board would get tons of bans with porn links including this one.

>>42280937
Same. The only things I see everywhere are jaks and frogs.

>>42279762
>I used to rule the world