Most innocent filly of all time.

>>42278837 (OP)
Most punchable filly of all time.

>>42278839
I would neither punch nor praise Cozy Glow. She can be evil all by herself.

>>42278842
Total Golly Neutrality

>>42278839
But that's not a picture of Twist?

>>42278837 (OP)
I love her (as a daughter I will protect from all harm)

>>42278880
It is Twist in a Cozy Glow costume. Cozy sends her out to see which anons get to go to Equestria and which go to Pony Hell forever.

>>42278883
Yay!

>>42278839
fpbp

>>42278837 (OP)
Most rapeable filly of all time

>>42278938
That filly does not appear to be considering herself to be raped.

Wasn't this character a deranged sociopath?

>>42278837 (OP)
Then who took all the cum from my balls while I was sleeping?

>>42278957
Yes in this context she is probably raping (You) I just don't have a better gif l

>>42278837 (OP)
wish she was better written past
>i wanna get rid of all the magic and teh m6 so i can have all the friends in the whole world

>>42278990
>i wish the show was better written
You and the rest of us, pal.

>>42278990
you'll learn more about her when you get to Equestria

>>42279003
You'll learn she's a statue

>>42279003
TRUE!!!!!!!!!!

>>42279078
Fuck you. Non-canon bullshit!!!!

Since "Friendship Is Power" is basically politics 101, would re-imagining Cozy Glow as a scheming member of parliament make sense or nah?

bump

bump

sugar lump

rump

Bump.

>>42278962
The only negative thing about Cozy is how the writers did her dirty and didn't do a proper villain build and return like they did with Starlight. And the rushed, shitty last season, I guess.

>>42278837 (OP)
Innocent of the crime of not being guilty

>>42282831
Yup. Fuck the writers. Specifically Josh Haber. Ruined the show. I believe it was out of malice. That’s my personal opinion. I just can’t fathom the idea that anyone could write something that awful and think to themselves “Yeah, this is a good story.” I hate him even more if he did.

>>42278837 (OP)
Yeah.
Cute like a stomach pump.

>>42282908
How cute is that?

>>42278837 (OP)
That's not sweetie belle

>>42283876
But Sweetie Belle's secretly evil.

>>42283884
Nonsense, she's the purest, most precious bun!

>>42279311
No replies? Darn. Let me broaden the question then: what is a grown-up Cozy Glow's role in society likely to be?

I want to look like her.

>>42284057
Flurry's mischievous yet loving wife (it will make twilight angry but they love each other)

>>42279311
>>42284057
She'd write political theory like Machiavelli

>>42284057
repostan
I think a redeemed Cozy would have a place in Canterlot Castle, as an advisor or military strategist for Celestia. She's heartless and pragmatic, allowing her to make decisions without getting hung up on the people involved. But redeemed as she is, she also wouldn't just throw away lives on a whim; if for nothing else, than the understanding that every life lost weakens her strategy and future options.

I think the best Cozy redemptions would be where she's only "lightly" redeemed. She's still in some ways a bad pony, but she's now a bad pony who acts decisively in the interests of the peoples she's come to care for. Plus, a military role leans into the chessmaster feel she puts out, while being something more practical and less on-the-nose.

An older Cozy—teenager, or mare—would look really sharp in a prim, shiny military uniform and hat, her curls perfectly formed and formal. I can see her frowning down thoughtfully at a map of battle plans, reddish eyes quietly rolling over the parchment.

>>42285162
I think she's more of an intriguer.

>>42285077
This.

>>42278839

>>42278837 (OP)
uoohh golly

>>42278990
For that matter, I wish she had a redemption arc. Having to turn a filly into a statue just doesn't seem right.

>>42290130
It really seemed like the writers just wanted to turn a filly into a statue.

>>42292960
This is canon.

>>42291394
I raped her when she was sleepung and niw she wondees why she weights sliggtky more and why ger stomach isnt hungry anymore.

She’sie-wesie asie-wasie cutie-wutie sweetie-weetie cozy-wozy perfect-werfect silly-willy filly-willy girly-wirld goddess-woddess thaty-whaty Iy-whyie lovey-wovey soie-woie muchy-wuchy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42293712
Look at how cute and innocent she is. :3

>>42285162
Regarding your image, I would like to say that Youjo Senki's light novel is vastly better than its manga, which is better than the anime if nothing else than because they aren't afraid to show gore.

>>42296629
After all her other sins, now cannibalism?

Golly princess

https://youtu.be/5XxaNU8Z-fw
Thread theme.

>>42296699

>>42297121
BGM killed it with that one. Great song.

>>42278837 (OP)
Thank god got killed by daybreaker
>>42278839
this

>>42278837 (OP)
She deserved worse

>>42297416
Everyone got killed by Daybreaker.

>>42293024
most articulate gollyfag

>>42278837 (OP)
Most fuckable curls of all time.

>>42299352
This seems pretty canon to me.

>>42299356
Exceptional genes explains why the g5 mains ARE main characters.

>>42300361
My, what big eyes you have.

>>42300405
All the better to see you with of course

>>42278837 (OP)
most evil CUNT

Good filly.

>>42302667
Behead those who would slander Equestria's rightful heir.

>>42301795
Behead those who would slander Equestria's rightful heir.

daily reminder that the only reason gollyfags are mad about her getting stoned is because they can't fuck a statue

>>42303224
You can't fuck a cartoon, Anon.

>>42303224
Dammit, she was too young for petrification.

>>42303224
daily reminder that this is Josh Haber, making a disingenuous blanket statement to quell legitimate discussion, and ensure it doesn't get back to potential employers that he wrote fucking garbage

>>42303867
This is correct.

>>42303867

>>42303238
>>42303545
>>42303867
>>42304169
>>42304186
pedo cope

>>42304784
No need to make it sexual, little guy.

Honestly I just don't like her curls. Swiss roll cake-lookin' ass.

>>42290130
I'd want her to still be bad, but a good guy, if that makes sense. Redeemed, but only in the sense that's she on their side now.

>>42306118
So more like an ally rather than one of them.

>>42308621
I thought it was one of those "which Cozy Glow are you today?" images, but it's all crazy glue (which is pretty good too of course).

>>42305941
>cozy glow hiding the body of her latest kill

Golly

What a good little filly who’s literally incapable of ever doing anything wrong ever. She’s perfect.

pedo thread

>>42315315
Cozy Glow isn't a pedo, you silly goose.

>>42278837 (OP)
You post this meanwhile I am tied up in her basement

>>42318085
That must mean you deserve it.

>>42318085
Can I try? Don't be a tied-up-in-Cozy's-basement hog.

I still feel a deep, visceral hatred for what the show became in its last years.
Cozy to me represented the perfect end to the moral degradation that had seeped into everything in media by that time.
I never did see a good refutation of the posts in this screencap, only attempts at deflection.
It was never perfect, but it came out of a genuine and deep frustration felt at that time by many other than myself.
Years later I have seen such revisionism among newer fans and even older fans who have conspired to defend even the worst aspects of the show.
My hatred and bitterness turned to sadness and acceptance long ago, but it says a lot that I haven't watched a single episode of this show since the finale premiered in 2019.
Those last seasons left such a nasty, bitter taste in my mouth, that I can't stomach watching any episode again, only clips and fan content.

>>42318682
The show was given to the truly deranged towards its end. What a tragedy and waste of a show that was objectively better than its peers.

>>42278837 (OP)
She dindu nuffin

As a foalcon-obsessed death fetishist who had followed the show for over a decade. To watch so many sexy piece-of-ass villains get redeemed while I dreamed of them dissolving into ash or screaming as their lives ended - it was truly heartbreaking. I would make fanfics of Sweetie Belle turning evil and shit just to fantasize about her dying a slow, agonizing death.

So you can only imagine my excitement when the show decided to go this route with Cozy. She's just an evil kid who MUST be killed. To watch her in her final moments - no bravado, no bargaining, just complete and utter terror as her life ends - god, it was fucking incredible.

>>42320589
>s9 fluttershy is ITT right now

I got pic related commissioned for a future Cozy Glow submod for EAW. Here she is as a president.

>>42321901
And here she is as the true EMPRESS OF FRIENDSHIP!

>>42321901
>>42321903
I look forward to washing over Equestria's neighbors in a tide of unrelenting friendship.

HOW DID GOLLYFAG DO IT?

>>42328402
I love this smol demon like you wouldn't believe.

>>42327531
>Hey, Nickelodeon logo! Wanna be friends?

If Golly decided she wanted to rape Anon, do you think she could actually manage it? Convincing ponies that you're an innocent child incapable of ill will is one thing, but how would she ever convince anypony to help her rape the local hyooman?

>>42314882
That face

>>42328573
There are probably limits to her charm.

>>42328573
She's like, a super villain. You are already raped.

Bump.

She can make me worse.

Fillyyyy

>>42330011
>You are already raped.
N-NANI?!

>>42330871

Real gollyfags have golly plushies, if you're a real gollyfag post your holy golly plushies

>>42333862
I'm afraid I don't have one.

>>42334063
I got more proof she's mine bestie

>>42334063
My illiterate ass misread this and thought you said I don't have one lmao

>>42334136
No worries.

>>42333862
Cozy Glow told me that it’s okay for me to steal your plushie at the next con, so what’s yours is mind and what’s mine is mine. ;)

>>42333862
Imagine trying to call me a casual. My Golly plush.

>>42334497
Cozy told me anyone who'd dare attempt to take what's mine should be slain with extreme prejudice.

>>42334497
I will KILL you if you touch my Golly Goddess!

Why does this thread have an unusually high ratio of show screencaps
Every other thread is like 80% fanart and memes

>>42336320
Cozy kinda has a combination of filly adorableness and season 8-9 memeface syndrome. She's a screencap machine.

Twilight, blink twice if you are in danger.

>>42334640
A most excellent golly plushie

Filly

Cozy Glow
Mysig Glöd

anyone who like cozy glow is a pedophile and should be roped

>>42318682
What we got was pretty terrible, I agree, but the underlying character concept of Cozy Glow COULD be made interesting and worthwhile. I just prefer to come up with new ideas for her than to sit and stew in the pot of boiling shit that we were dumped in during the late seasons. Nothing good can come from festering in the filth.

>>42340853
What Cozy's dentist sees.

>>42340197
Based.

>>42278837 (OP)
I wonder if she would have gotten along well with mean Twilight. They're both scheming rats and Twilight in particular seems incredibly partial to turning on her allies, but maybe there would be some sort of mutual respect. Then again, perhaps not. They are both highly intelligent schemers, but the one thing that sets them apart is that Twilight actually has power to fall back on where Cozy has none. If it came to blows between them, Twilight wouldn't even have to use wits to beat Cozy, magic would solve the issue rather quickly. I can't imagine that Cozy's attempts to endear herself to mean Twilight would go well either given how utterly hostile this version of Twilight is. Maybe with Tirek and Chrysalis in the picture, an uneasy alliance could be formed. It could be an interesting dynamic.

>>42341991
Episode: Cozy becomes empress of the parasprites. Everyone is relieved because now she has her hooves full and they don't have to deal with her bullshit.
Following episode: They completely underestimated Cozy's ability to organize even a simple creature as a parasprite which Cozy now has turned into an obedient army that threatens Ponyville. It all ends with Pinkie playing music for the parasprites while Cozy shouts at Pinkie on the top of her lungs to stop playing.

>>42341991
I actually wrote a S9 finale fixfic where mean twilight shows up and treats Cozy like a little sister

>>42342231
NTA, but sounds interesting.

>>42342231
Everyone needs a little mentorship from time to time.

>>42342865
This is true.

>>42342231
Having mean Twilight be involved with the league of evil would balance out the members who understand friendship/harmony and the ones who don’t understand it or reject it entirely. I know that there’s a deeper statement being made and that it’s not really meant to represent an entirely realistic state of affairs… but I still think there’s no reason that the villains couldn’t be friendly with one another. It’s not like bad people are just INCAPABLE of having friends. You can have friends and be evil at the same time. I suppose that this nuance wouldn’t exactly fit the themes of the show, though.

>>42343286
>I suppose that this nuance wouldn’t exactly fit the themes of the show, though.
Definitely not so late in the show.

>>42342231
well? where is it?

>>42343881
Here you go anon
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/457581/the-ending-of-the-end-love-and-tolerance-edition

>>42343885
thank you

>>42343885
Interesting.

>>42342231
>>42343885
I finished reading your story. I know this doesn't mean much coming from an anon, but: you did well. Good work. I hope you decide to continue writing, it's heartening to see promising amateurs. Thanks for the story.

How can a filly be this cute and innocent?

>>42348731
Good genes.

>>42278837 (OP)
she was right to try to rid the world of magic, but she was approaching it the wrong way. she tried using magic to destroy magic, but since magic is sin, you can't fight sin with sin. The real answer is to repent from using magic, and abstain from using it anymore in the future. Then when you need help dealing with it, instead of you doing actions, you pray asking Jesus to deal with it so you don't have to sin by engaging with it.

in the prophets it says one day God will destroy magic and will remove unclean spirits from the land entirely

so golly was unintentionally based, but was using sin to achieve it, and for her own lust for power too instead of the will of God

>>42278837 (OP)
>BRAAAAP

Cozy Glow's punishment was too harsh, given how she was groomed into being a villain. It also defeats the principal that anyone (like Starlight) can be redeemed

Here's my proposed punishment for her, followed by rehabilitation:

>Be brought to the castle in Canterlot
>She will be led to the kitchen of the banquet hall
>There, she will be ordered to cook a large feast for the entirety of the castle guard, with minimal assistance
>The meals will consist of dishes based on bran and oats, beans, several green vegetables, lentils, cheeses,
>She will also have to carbonate a vat of sarsaparilla
>In addition, she will have to make desserts such as several gallons of ice cream, cakes, bread puddings, tiramisu, cheesecakes
>She will serve every single member of the royal guard, apologizing profusely for her actions and thanking them for their service
>After they eat, she will have to bus all the silverware and plates to be washed
>She will receive assistance here, because the window for the final stage of the punishment is narrow

The final stage of punishment, before rehabilitation:

>She will be shackled, tied, and chained to a log, on her belly
>Her head will be stuck through a Pillory
>Her mouth will be gagged
>After all the preparations are complete, the royal guard lines up
>Each one will look at her with contempt, before turning around 180 degrees
>Each guardsman will then press their ponuts to her snout and rip some serious ass
>Each guard was instructed to hold it in, and only deflate the balloon in her face
>This will continue for every soldier in line
>The only breaks in the action will be when she has to be ungagged to puke, or have her nostrils cleared when the occasional hershey squirt hits
>She will then be untied and brought to the royal bathhouse to be cleaned up.

The next morning, her rehabilitation with Princess Twilight will begin.

>>42350403
I propose that Cozy Glow be sentenced no punishment, and you be sentenced to all of that degeneracy.
>VNR