Thread 42281139

>"I'm really sorry, Anon. I know I'm the princess of love and all, and I really would like to help you find a marefriend, but uh..."
>"Well it's just that I er-"
>"Well, don't take this the wrong way but it's exceedingly difficult to find a partner for somebody with your uh, particular traits."
>"You know what I mean, I uh- oh, you don't?"
>"Well please don't be mad at me but you're extremely, uh, how do I put this politely?"
>"...Ugly."
>"..."
>"Like I mean, you're even uglier than Discord- and he's a double bagger. Y'know what I mean?"

>>42281139 (OP)
Fuck you too Candyass (I don't like sweets so it's an insult). I'm going to marry an "ugly" mare then and have hundreds of "ugly" children with her.

OP sucks cocks lolol amirite fellow anons?

>>42281139 (OP)
Get shaved you stupid horse

>>42281139 (OP)
Darn
How many haircuts and showers do I need Condense?

Nice try pink shitter. I know your game I use to do it too.

Have someone make the bitch you want to talk to self conscious about their looks so that way you can swoop in and say "oh your the most beautiful thing in the world to me."

I pulled the same shit tons of fun.

>>42281158
He's literally me

Yeah but I have a heart of gold, surely that's worth something!
>"Well..."
Right?
>"Um..."
R-right?
>"There's a far-away land to the east where everypony is blind... maybe that's a better fit?"

>>42281158
I could imagine grinch Anon x Lyra.

>>42281158
How the Grinch stole equestria

>>42281139 (OP)
I remember two-part RGRE story about Twilight telling Anon that ponies find him ugly with him giving zero fucks about it
can't find it, sadly

>>42281139 (OP)
How many projection threads will you make? We already get that you hate yourself.

>lookism
Doesn't exist in Equestria

>>42281789
"The Perfect Stallion" is about the CMC practicing lookism against potential dates for Cheerilee.

It doesn't matter what you look like when you rape mares.

>>42281792
>Post-season one garbage
So?

>>42281808
Season 2 absolutely MOGS season 1.

>>42281139 (OP)
Cadence simply believes in eugenics.
Sure Anon we can marry you ... with a donkey. A mule.
What's wrong with a mule, anon? You look like a mule. You're perfect for each other.
Anon ... only good looking noble virgin princes get mares/ponies.

>>42281157
God I fucking hate your generation. You refuse to get better. I am glad gen-Z & millenial stopped breeding by a whole 40%, especially if that 40% includes mixed brownskins.

>>42281810
What the fuck did you just say to me, Hasdrone?

>>42281816
go back, /co/cksucker

>>42281816
Poe's law...

>>42281818
Season 1 is good, but season 2... Mwah! Chef's kiss. There's a reason it's everyone's favorite and peaked the fandom.

>>42281139 (OP)
Shut up slut! As a new citizen of the Crystal Empire, I'm entitled to one "Princess Special"! Now give me your big, pink pony butt!

>>42281139 (OP)
How rude.

>>42281978
Given that alicorns can live for thousands of years, the funny part to me i s that it's actually possible for them to do that, and live so long that even if they stop, the story of them having done it would fade into rumor than story then legend and then just disappear altogether. Hell her and luna/celestia could have an orgy in center of Canterlot and the situation would not be any different.

>>42281139 (OP)
well if I'm ugly, you wouldn't mind blowing a thick thunderous fart on meh face

>>42281158
Better than me irl

>>42281139 (OP)
I heard criminals are popular with girls
*Grabs rock*

>>42282230
Maud...

>>42281139 (OP)
What the fuck is a double bagger?

>>42281205
You’re a mean one Anonymous
You really are a fag
You’re as cuddly as a cactus and make other ponies gag Anonymous
You’re a rotten apple in a nicely ripe bag
Just face the music you’re a monster Anonymous yes you are
Your hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of porno and you got garlic in your soul Anonymous
I wouldnt touch you with a 89 and a half foot pole

>>42281139 (OP)
I told you so, pizzahorse.
My own species finds me repulsive, why the hell would an alien species think kindly of me?

>>42282258
You’d only fuck them if there’s a bag over your head and one over theirs. In case one of the bags break.

Idk man, Twilight seemed pretty into humans when she went to earth in the first EQG.

>>42282888
LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER! ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF?!
WELL YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU ARE DIRT!
YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU BIG BABY!
BABY WANT A BOTTLE?! A BIG DIRT BOTTLE?!

>>42281139 (OP)
>*sniff* don't worry, my schweet
>when I finally sheduce you, it will be all tphe more delishioush

>>42281139 (OP)
>rape

>>42281158
Let's be honest. He isn't that ugly. The fur is even, his face is reasonably symmetrical, he has a bit of a belly iirc but too severe. The wrinkles might very well be normal for the species.

I could happily fuck a female Grinch thing.

>>42283007
Kek.

>>42282987
>"What did we tell you about huffing gasoline, Anon?"

>>42282961
>Why are you yelling at me?

>>42281978
The Princess Special is just an extra large peetzer with unlimited toppings.

>>42281978
>Now give me your big, pink pony butt!
Enjoy it to the max, anon!

>>42283488
Okay but do you get to choose the toppings? Because if so then that's just fine. Also do I have to eat it with her or is it just to-go?

>>42283488
I want 20kg of olives.

>>42283488
Its actually them urinating on your face to assert dominance.