Thread 42282124

The show and fandom can’t seem to reconcile or reach an agreement on if the ponies in the show should be depicted as omnivores or strict herbivores who eat hay, flowers, cookies and fruit 24/7.

>>42282124 (OP)
Bloody meat

poneis are vegereterian

>>42282124 (OP)
Those were vegan eggs.

>>42282124 (OP)
they eat eggs
they eat dairy
fluttershy is shown to kill fish to feed some of her animal friends
at the very least pescetarianism would be accepted in pony society

>>42282124 (OP)
Ponies are whatever you want them to be.

>>42282124 (OP)
God you people have become so fucking stupid. "The Fandom can't decide"
Bullshit, YOU can't decide, because you're a degenerate bandwagon new fag who outsourced his thinking to slop content.
Pinkie said they are STRICTLY VEGETARIAN.
VEGETARIANS CAN EAT EGGS. MORON.

>>42282142
WE CANONICALLY ARE TOLD BY THE SHOE THAT PONIES ARE STRICTLY VEGETARIAN.
VEGETARIANS ARENT FUCKING VEGANS. THEY CAN HAVE DAIRY. THEY CAN HAVE EGGS.
YOUREALL SO STUPID I FUCKING HATE YOU. IM GOING TO RAPE ALL OF YOU.

>>42282148
Have you told your psychiatrist about this shoe?

>>42282164
No. The shoe won't let me .
Now I'm gonna rename you Ben Dover, because you're about to become a strict carnivore for my GGC
(GINORMOUS GREEN COCK)

>>42282124 (OP)
I wanna have a big cookout for ponies putting all sorts of yummy cuts of beef and sausage or chicken on the grill for them.

They're vegetarians. You can tell because they regularly eat animal products but don't eat anything that would require them to kill the animal.

>>42282148>>42282142
Stop screaming pls. I'd like my pones to enjoy the food that i enjoy, but if they can't process it, than it's not a problem.

Pomies aren't vegans or vegetarians. If they were they would constantly remind everyone about it.

>>42282412
Better stock up then

>>42282441
Nobody goes around telling everyone what they eat, thats retarded.

>>42282452
Vegetarians are retarded indeed, unless its medical diet.

>>42282441
Since they're all vegetarians, no pony feels the need to. It's the meat eaters of Equestria that go around telling everypony that they eat meat all the time.

>>42282700
>"UGH. Here comes Anon to talk about how he went fishing today."
>"Doesn't he know nopony cares? Like... come on!"
>"I hope he goes to hang out with the griffons so they can all brag about how cool they are for eating meat together."

>>42282715
Adding this to my headcanon now

>>42282700
Nope. It's a universal constant that vegans and vegetarians are annoying about their choice of diet.
Ergo, ponies are not vegan or vegetarian because they aren't constantly bringing it up.

>>42282726
>>42282715
>It's not judgement against killing, it's annoyance towards people/ponies bragging about it.

>>42282124 (OP)
Ponies are canonically ovo-lacto vegetarians and there is an enormous amount of evidence in the show that demonstrates it.

>>42282124 (OP)
Irl horses are opportunistic omnivores. We've also seen ponies engage in fishing before, so consumption of fish at least is accepted.
Really, ponies like Applejack and Rarity would probably be the least judgemental of someone eating meat, seeing as they own a dog and cat respectively.

How often do ponies have dairy?
What's their primary dairy farm animal?

>>42282941
>What's their primary dairy farm animal?
Cows. We see Twilight milk a bunch of them in Boast Busters with magic.

>>42282452
And she’s only got worse since then.

>>42283212
you cut out part of the tweet
the full tweet was:
>I can't believe people still eat animals when I have so much milk to give instead

>>42282944
>Cows. We see Twilight milk a bunch of them in Boast Busters with magic.
Technically you hear it.

>>42283300
Same difference. Still confirms that's where they get milk from.

>>42282142
>Pinkie said they are STRICTLY VEGETARIAN.
"Don't kill and eat each other" is not the same as "here are our dietary requirements".

>>42282124 (OP)
Mostly plants. ("Hay-[whatever]" is the go-to foodstuff in the show.)
Often eggs and dairy. (One pony even has it in their name.)
Meat on special occasions. (They were once shown presenting a ham sandwich to one of their gods.)

>>42282140
This. And I want them to be omnivores who tend to eat small amounts of meat and dairy, but mostly fruits, vegetables, nuts, hay, etc.

>>42283345
>Ham sandwich
What sort of god prefers and offering of ham sandwiches?

>>42283374
I like the headcanon of meat eating being something that's more practiced by working class ponies, who need the increased calorie density, while upper class ponies who don't work as much are more vegetarian.

>>42283386
me if I were a god

>>42282909
Won't the fish pinbones stuck on its throat?

>>42283331
What are you talking about?
>both our diets, I should mention, are completely vegetarian

>>42283725
This may come as a shock to you, but Pinkie is not a universal authority on how things work. She's sometimes wrong about things she says. Just because Pinkie says 'we're all vegetarian' doesn't mean all ponies are vegetarian.

>>42283725
Yes. Neither of them need to eat meat. They also don't need to eat cake or drink cider.

>>42283730
>member of a species doesn't know what her own species eats
That's like saying a random human can't possibly confidently say humans are omnivores because some choose to be vegetarians. Obviously exceptions can exist, doesn't mean she's wrong as a whole.

>>42283735
>they must eat meat because they drink cider
That really what you're going with?

>>42283746
>>member of a species doesn't know what her own species eats
You say this like it's a sure thing, but I have seen retarded vegans unironically try to make the argument that humans are actually herbivores, not omnivores. And also, many animals, horses included, are opportunistic omnivores that will not hesitate to eat meat if it's available to them. So yea, in the light of a number of scenes which imply the ponies consume some forms of meat, specifically fish, Pinkie is just wrong.

>>42283748
Did you choose to be a retarded illiterate nigger or did your parents beat that into you?

>>42283754
What a species CAN eat if it chooses and what it is primarily built for are two different things. I argue, based on the show, ponies are herbivores to being with and some might choose to eat other shit.

>>42283765
>being
begin with*

>>42283765
Exactly.

>>42282124 (OP)
Watch “Pony Life.” They only eat sweets and they pretty much spend all-day every day doing that. They’re all going to die of diabetes.

>>42282715
There's no instance of griffons eating meat in the show, either. They're vegetarian too.

>>42282129
Whoah what the fuck, Pinkie?

>>42282139
I would say ovolactopescatarians based on what I've seen throughout the seasons.

AJ did raise pigs. That's quite dubious and suggests they might eat meat.

>>42282148
Yeah but it then it says they eat hay and oats

Ponies are vegetarian but not vegan

>>42283730
>Pinkie is not a universal authority on how things work
Motherfucker, I will end you.

>>42282148
Is the shoe in the thread with us right now?

>>42282129
FPBP

>>42283386
There has to be a jew joke I could make about this but I can't think of one

>>42284649
Ponies eat scat? Ewwwwww.

Ponies will eat meat before they can eat tomatoes, potatoes, onions, garlic, avocados and chocolate because those are toxic to them

>>42286523
We see them eat tomatoes and chocolate in the show.

>>42284574
>Watch “Pony Life.”
No, I don't think I will.

>>42286631
Then that means meat is definitely on the table.

>>42286631
This, pinkie sticks her head in a chocolate fountain at the grand galloping gala

>>42286750
>>42286631
Guys I'm pretty sure he was talking about irl ponies. The point is these ponies already eat things actual ponies don't, and actual ponies are absolutely willing to eat meat.

>>42282124 (OP)
They're opportunists.

>>42282909
Obligatory herbivores are surprisingly rare while obligatory carnivors are the entire taxonomy of cats.

>>42283730
That's because you're RETARDED.
DING DING DING OH BOY EVERYONE WE GOT A RETARD HERE AND IM RINGING MY RETARD BELL.
HELLO RETARD. HOW DOESIT FEEL. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE FUCKING RETARDED YOU RETARD GORILLA.
I
WILL
RAPE
YOU
Learn media literacy you fuck. If a small horse, trying to bond an entirely different species together, says "WERE ALL VEGETARIAN". that means They are ALL VEGETARIAN.
YOU FUCKING NONCE.

>>42289038
Here's a (you) for getting this mad about it. Go take a nap.

>>42289046
I am going to nap but NOT because im scared of getting backshots from minotaurs.

>>42289046
HNURU

>>42289046
This image makes me want to suck on her marecock.

>>42282124 (OP)
Ponies subsist entirely on human flesh. Anything they've ever been shown eating in the show, is a molded facsimile meant to resemble other foods, but is, in fact, human flesh.

>>42283750
WOOOAAAHH BOY HERE I GO IMA RINGING MY RETARD BELL AGAIN! WHATS THAT? THATS THE BELL I RING. THE BELL I RING WHEN SOMEONES BEING A RETARD. DING! DING DING DING DING. EVERYBODY LOOK! EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE STUPID RETARD! EVERYBODY LAUGH AND POINT.
listen here with your little RETARD ears and keep your hands off your GLUE STICK while I SPEAK RETARD.
THERE ARE NO SCENES THAT IMPLY THEY EAT MEAT. YOURE JUST. RETARDED. YOURE A LITTLE RETARD. A ITTY BITTY RETARD BOY. A RETARD.
>oh but the fish, Mr Tkeshi!
FOR THE ANIMALS? YES? THE FISH KILLED FOR THE FUCKING BEARS AND SHIT? DING DING DING OH BOY ANOTHER RETARD QUESTION EVERYBODY!
>But Takeshi the pigs applejack has!
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
PONIES HAVE SLAVES RETARD. PIGS CAN BE USED TO FIND TRUFFLES. BIGS ALSO DIG UP ROOT VEGETABLES AND NATURALLY TILL SOIL. THERE ARE MANY NON SLAUGHTER USES FOR PIGS.
RETARD.
Ok I'm going to go maybe nap now.
RETARD
Ok bye.

>>42282142
>>42282148
>>42289072
Consider suicide

>>42289072
NGL this is better than the stuff I write to get a rise.

>>42289084
>suicide
I'm going to rape you. With my penis. My classy penis. My penis which is superior to yours in every way possible. My penis which is sheathed. My wonderful penis. My beautiful penis. My intelligent penis.
My classy cock.
I am going to rape you with it. I'm going to rape you so hard that you fall in love with me. Then I'm gonna rape you again. Then you're gonna look me in the eyes different. Then I'm going to rape you. You'll talk about me in private to all your friends, always talking about how interesting I am. Then I'm going to rape you.
Your heart will flutter every time we meet, you'll take years to do it,but you'll eventually ask me out to dinner one night. I'll say yes.
Then I'm going to rape you.
Things go well, we hit it off...something changes after that dinner. We start spending more time together. You try to get my attention with little jokes, turns of phrase you hope will charm me.
Then I'm going to rape you.
I can't help but fall in love with you, how could I not? You're so dear to me. So close, my perfect life cock sleeve.
Then I'm going to rape you.
Suddenly were dating. When did that happen? We don't know, we don't care to answer either. We sit on the couch together for hours, rewatching our favorite episodes together. It's nice.
Then I'm going to rape you.
We adopt a dog, just to test out the waters...you know why. And with time we both take the plunge- we have our first child. Your labor was difficult, scary, but it pulled through. we did it, together. It's a boy, tears stream down my face. I hold my son, my precious son.
Then I'm going to rape you.
We take him to his first day of preschool together, you cry. I hold you and remind you it's ok- it's natural- kids grow up. And it's something to be proud of. Because it means you're a good parent. You're doing a good job. We both are. He's so delicate, we worry, so small in the world. But we have trust.we have faith. I kiss your temple delicately.
Then I'm going to rape you.
Time passes, our son is nine. He plays outside with our aging dog. He's laughing, life is good. Until it happens, a ball rolls from his grasp out to the street. We try to stop him but it's too late, a semi truck flattens him. Our world shatters. Inconsolable.
Then I'm going to rape you.
We bury our son on a Friday. I take it worse than you- you were always the stronger of the both of us. I fall into a deep depression. You worry about me. Your heart hurts. I sleep for hours at A time. One day you say enough it enough. You come to me, me on the couch- the couch I used to sit on to watch cartoons with him. My boy. You hold me gently and say "it's OK, I know. I know". And I just fall apart. I sob. I sob until I can't anymore. Then we just sit together, silent. The cicadas chirp outside.
Then I'm going to rape you.

>>42289101
It's not easy being correct, but I do a good job at it.
I'm gonna go rest now. Bye everyone.
Anyone who is retarded while I'm gone will be raped until they learn their lesson.

>>42282129
Pinkie is part Gryphon?!

>>42289105
Anon? Are you ok?

>>42282129
Eh, mostly vegans

>>42289923
She's part pegasus, and they're descendants of the Mares of Thrace.

>>42282142
>>42282148
>>42282176
>>42289038
>>42289072
>>42289105

>the main form of evidence people have for ponies eating meat is because of a handful of random outlier webms of underfed REAL horses eating random chicks or their own headcanons
>when ponies aren’t REAL horses and headcanons are never endearing or intellectually funded
Why and how and when did this board cultivate such /v/ tier stupidity?

>>42294350
>people argue about nonsense worldbuilding about a cartoon world for fun
>wtf why aren't they abiding only by what's in the episodes?
first day on /mlp/?

I believe to believe that ponies sometimes substitute their nutrition with small birds.

>>42294350
The ponies eat all kinds of things real ponies don't eat or shouldn't eat.
>Outlier webms
They aren't outliers. Just about all 'herbivores' will eat meat if it's easily available
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xDPrvhLNuU&t=511s