>its the romantic scene and (you) refuse to passionately kiss the little mare to make it authentic

Why the fuck would I refuse? I'm not a faggot.

>>42284461 (OP)
>its the part where the skibidi toilet is taking over MLP:FIM and rarity pops her head out of the toilet

>>42284461 (OP)
I can't cheat on my wife like that

>>42284473
this, tell the director to hire my wife in makeup as a stunt double

>>42284464
No kissing until marriage

Because who the fuck wrote this script? It says the mare and I look each other in the eye during a rainfall after shes getting over a horrible event in her life. Then we kiss passionately with tongue. Thats fine. Then it says I carry her to her home and we make love IN FRONT of the entire audience.

>>42284461 (OP)
Because porn movies with kiss scenes are cheesy, ok?

>>42284618
>the flyer made you think you would be making a normal porn film
>it turns out equestrian "porn" is just smooching and cuddling
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS

>>42284461 (OP)
I want to kiss and breed Raspberry Beret.

>>42284461 (OP)
sorry but if celestia is here i will kiss her without thinking

>>42284627
>socially awkward anon thinks he's finally gonna get his dick wet
>instead he has to try and be intimate when he's an autist and incapable of doing so
>there is real porn, the producer is just pulling a prank on him

>>42284627
>I’ll make it simple for you. You can stick to the script or your acting career is over.